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Anonymous No.280642964 >>280643426 >>280643444 >>280643740 >>280643842 >>280644059 >>280646033 >>280646564 >>280646738 >>280646809 >>280646847 >>280648930
Would you watch an anime adaptation of the Bible?
Anonymous No.280643153 >>280649528
I don't think that would sit right with me. I feel like in some way there would be a subversive element. But even if it was faithful there is a good chance something would be misinterpreted.

Not even including the art style, I don't think anime or really any style of animation would give proper reverence.
Anonymous No.280643342
Yes, if they adapt everything, even the crazy bullshit that everyone ignores.
Anonymous No.280643426
>>280642964 (OP)
Ave Christus Rex
Anonymous No.280643444
>>280642964 (OP)
The Book of Ruth is basically a shoujo manga.
Anonymous No.280643740 >>280649917
>>280642964 (OP)
Which part of the Bible? There's a lot to it.
>>Posting Jesus
Oh yes, who could forget the famous story of gigachad god NTRing poor cuck Joseph and had first dibs on Mary's sweet, underaged womb. Sasuga OP
Anonymous No.280643819
Anonymous No.280643842
>>280642964 (OP)
>>"One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father." Genesis 19:31-32
I want an elaborate depiction of this in the adaptation.
Anonymous No.280643986
You couldn't adapt the whole thing but parts of it at a time would be kino. Kings I and II, Judges, and Job would make for fun self-contained-ish seasons for the OT. For the NT, an adaptation of the Gospels or Revelation would work.
Anonymous No.280644059 >>280647201
>>280642964 (OP)
Christians would whine that it is heckin' satanic since they like being perpetually offended crybabies. The key to making a good Christian anime is to make an anime devoid of Christianity, so that they can pretend to be super smart by claiming that the main character is a Jesus analogue.
Anonymous No.280644934
Sure, why not. There's plenty of passages in the Bible that are just good stories even if adapted through a secular lens. The Prince of Egypt and Jesus Christ Superstar are proof of that. Shit, the story of Samson may as well be a seinen manga to begin with.
Anonymous No.280645154
Just watch Angels Egg. Cant get more Christian anime than that.
Anonymous No.280646033 >>280649055 >>280650257
>>280642964 (OP)
I already have.
Anonymous No.280646125 >>280646205
A Kino's Journey-style adaptation of Saint Paul's travels would be truly kino. Each episode could be a new local church with heretics or other disagreements that need to be resolved.
Anonymous No.280646205
>>280646125
The acts of the apostles in general could be kino, especially since it hits the ground running with Jesus gone and "oh shit now what do we do?"
Anonymous No.280646273
yeah, there are many scenes I've imagined that would be amazing. A few examples:
Numbers 22:21-33
Daniel 10:13-21
Matthew 17:1-8
Anonymous No.280646340 >>280646658 >>280647695
It's honestly perplexing how difficult it is to get your hands on DVDs of the old series.
Anonymous No.280646564
>>280642964 (OP)
We already got one.
Anonymous No.280646658
>>280646340
This showed Eve's nipples
Anonymous No.280646738
>>280642964 (OP)
I already did. It's fun.
Anonymous No.280646809
>>280642964 (OP)
>father who is actually me forgive them for that they do not know what they are doing even though I gave them free will
i shiggy
Anonymous No.280646847
>>280642964 (OP)
Name ONE anime character that can beat them.
Anonymous No.280647012 >>280647148 >>280647186 >>280649347 >>280649538 >>280649602
If there wasn't the promise of an afterlife, would you still care about God?
Anonymous No.280647148 >>280647433
>>280647012
Most of the shit people think about heaven was made up way after the Bible was written anyway. Christianity is like half made up by now, and half of what's in the scriptures is ignored, and I imagine that applies to most religions too. Nobody wants to strictly follow any religion that interferes with the way they want to live their life. And that applies even to many priests, monks, etc that are supposedly devout in their practice.
Anonymous No.280647186
>>280647012
Never cared about afterlife, always cared about God. I'll be just fine non-existing, thanks.
Anonymous No.280647201
>>280644059
kek true
Anonymous No.280647433 >>280649477
>>280647148
I just had a random thought about that--what if it were made known that God exists, but there's no afterlife, Mirai Nikki style.

For certain some would feel disappointed, maybe a little betrayed. Some would still remain devout but I'd argue it'd be out of desperation; a plea.
Anonymous No.280647695
>>280646340

As serious as this was the scene after they get kicked out of eden where eve trys to approach adam in the cave and he holds up a rock threatening to hit her with it made me chuckle a bit.
Anonymous No.280648930
>>280642964 (OP)
which part, the isreal saga is repetitive. The jews are doing good, then they abandon god because lifes good, god leaves, bad shit happens, jews beg for his return, repeat.
Anonymous No.280649055
>>280646033
Yep. Plus The Flying House.
Anonymous No.280649347
>>280647012
its less about them going heaven and more about them being elated that others they don't like going to hell
Anonymous No.280649477
>>280647433
some people are legitimately golems whose morality hinges on the belief that god will punish them for doing things he does not like (which is coincidentally about everything already prohibited by the law) so that might be a bad idea
Anonymous No.280649528
>>280643153
>I don't think anime or really any style of animation would give proper reverence
>but I love seeing other religions and cultures being put into cartoon form and bastardized for my own enjoyment
Fucking cunt.
Anonymous No.280649538
>>280647012
Why would anybody want eternal life?
Anonymous No.280649602
>>280647012
Anon, that's Judaism.
Anonymous No.280649917
>>280643740
Mary was a temple miko who aged out and Joseph was an oyaji assigned to be her guardian
Anonymous No.280650257
>>280646033
This show is awesome