Wake up /a/, it's 1999.

bweeee bweeee goo goo gaa gaa

babu~

Sweet, time to watch pokemom

TAHN A TAHN,
TAHN A TAHN,

>>280651524 (OP)
*doesn't exist*

>>280651524 (OP)
my dad was 29 and i was 5

>>280651964
I think Pokemon actually premiered in my country in 1999. Digimon was a bit later in 2001.

>>280652488
dayum unc

>>280651524 (OP)
BIZARRE SUMMER

>>280651524 (OP)
>-3 years old
guess I'll just chill in my dad's balls

>>280652869
Sperm is constantly regenerated so you wouldn't be there. It's the female's eggs that are constant since birth. Hence why women have a menopause and men don't.

>>280651524 (OP)
I'm tired of newfaggots shitting up the catalog with their flavor of the month seasonal shows that will be forgotten in a couple of years.
Yeah yeah Cowboy Bebop is the the best thing ever, sure is kiddo
As soon as it stops airing all discussion will vanish, mark my words

>>280653840
>catalogue
>4chan even
>1999
kys larper

>>280651524 (OP)
Eeeeeeee

I'll collect all the Bionicles!
Wait, wrong board.
I'll collect all the Tomy Pokemon figures! I think I only got a quarter of them the first time around.

>>280653906
I guess this thread shouldn’t have any replies then because there was no 4chan. That’s fun.

>>280651524 (OP)
Welp, guess I'm back to playing with rocks and eating candies only on holidays.

>>280652833
ATSUMARU CHIKARA DE
TOKI SAE KOETE

>>280651524 (OP)
Hello my name is John Titor I'm an American military time traveler from the year 2036 and I have something very important to tell you all

>>280651524 (OP)
sweet! time to watch eh... mmm... astro boy?

Anime didn't exist before 1999 to be honest, it is thanks to Americans that there even is a market for it

>>280653906
>he didn't mail-order animu from his 4chan catalogue in 1999
shiggy diggy

>>280653961
Bionicles were out in 1999? I don't think I got any before 2001.

>>280654049
They've been showing anime in the USSR since the 70's.

>watching Digimon Adventure live for the first time (weekly)
it was an amazing experience as a kid but I think I'd enjoy it even more with /a/, provided it didn't fly under the radar as a kids' show

>>280651524 (OP)
im gonna buy bitchcoin

>>280654099
You need to wait for the next financial crisis.

Time to watch my waifu.

>>280651524 (OP)
THANKS MAN, WOKE UP

>>280651524 (OP)
I want to go back...

NEVER HAD TO KNOCK ON WOOD
ZOOT SUIT RIOT
YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS

>>280651524 (OP)
Did you know that permanent Maid Cafes didn't even exist in Japan in 1999?

>>280651524 (OP)
I know this cute little pig-themed maid café. Wanna show?

>>280654261
Nah bro, it's all about moe ninjas now. There's this new hire there that breaks down at the slightest mention of pork. It's hilarious.

>>280651524 (OP)
Time to watch Sailor Moon and do homework.

>>280651524 (OP)
Oh boy. I'm like, three years away from ruining my life forever. Can't wait!

The Union is gone and the last war in Europe has ended! I can't believe I get to live in an era of peace and prosperity!

>>280654777
the eu was founded in 1993

>>280651524 (OP)
i would be like 5 years old
leave me alone

>this history off topic thread is animes, yes animeS, but recommendation threads where you ACTUALLY talk about animeS is not
/a/ is truly the worst and most retarded board
I loves anime but I hate /a/

>>280651524 (OP)
Do fetuses make noises?

>>280651524 (OP)
Time to tell them about the meido cafes.

>>280652581
Somehow this immediately tells me where you live.

What do you think of this new anime? It's from the same creator as Yu Yu Hakusho

>>280655174
You can't see me

>>280651524 (OP)
God I wish

>>280655174
US?

Hey Anon, what Pokemon toy did you get from Burger King? I got the spinning Jigglypuff.

>>280655174
I don't believe you.

>>280652017
You must be 18 to post here.

>>280655764
You sound underaged with those math skills.

>>280655764
käk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSgxkHA04M

why was 20 years ago so comfy bros?
what happened??

>>280651524 (OP)
I fucking wish.....

It's too bad this got popular with redditors because anons ran to reddit and twitter to shill it

>>280656119
Almost 26 years ago. It's the same feeling people had of the 70's when we were a child

>>280655351
Looks kinda gay to me.

>>280656119
>What happened
Decades long social engineering program completely changed society.

>>280656119
Nothing, you're watching cherrypicked footage and presented in a well edited nostalgic video, things are the same back then and now just with more technology
Don't fall for those rose tinted glasses, people back then also wanted to go back even further

>>280656119
Japan was depressed at that point anon
Not just psychologically but economically. They didn't call it the lost decade for nothing. Just accept that the aesthetic looks comfy but living in it wouldn't be that great.
It used to be people shared "Japan in the 90s" videos, I am now anticipating when people will share "Japan in the 2010s" videos and eventually we'll have Gen Alphas reminiscing about Covid era Japan

Finally, i'm back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNsO3J6-7RI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh59AvisoZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V86x1_feLTo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAEaom9g79w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95h8l2LOk1s

this man is a prophet.

>>280654085
it first released in 2001, people often mistake it as a late 90's thing.

>>280656119
you were a kid and didn't remember the bad times
it was dogshit

>>280656506
I bet some other dweeb did the same back in the renaissance just as it was starting lmao

>>280651524 (OP)
I'm posting from my doomsday bunker, what have you guys done to prepare for the Y2K apocalypse?

>>280656579
I bought a sweet Pokemon pencil case.

>>280651524 (OP)
Beg my parents to buy a house and invest in Google stocks.

>>280656742
You can't buy Google for another half a decade.

>>280656742
All you need is to wait for Bitcoins, it's a time traveling cheat code.

>>280656742
>be me in the 2010's
>tell my dad "for the love of god, buy bitcoin"
>"son, they're all scammers, stop listening to these people"
True story. It's easier to convince a complete stranger than your parents who will always think that you're a little shit too stupid to understand real life.

>>280656845
You could've mined it yourself in the 2010s.

>>280656904
As a school boy with severe idiocy for everything math related?

>>280657012
Yeah. Why do you think there's math involved? Do you think people calculate the hashes by hand?

>>280657084
i calculate hashes with my penis

>>280657084
Nigger, I can still use the PC only as a glorified easel ten years later.

>>280655764
1999 was 80 years ago.

>>280656470
Heh.

>>280654261
>>280654363
Only worthwhile posts itt

>>280651524 (OP)
wat

>>280656119
Unironically jews pushing diversity in Japanlands thanks to complicit politicians and companies.

>>280651524 (OP)
my mom has a tamagotchi i think. definitely had one by 2000.