Thread 280679540

Who are the top waifus this season?

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kill yourself

Kill yourself.

>>280679540 (OP)
Your thread died the moment you choose that picrel

>>280679540 (OP)
>pic unrelated

>>280679540 (OP)
>tfw your old waifu gets a new season and becomes your waifu again

>>280679540 (OP)
I envy Kazuya so much bros
I wish I was him

>>280679591
but you can be romantically attracted to mutliple women at once?

waifu = 2d girl you would wife

that makes more sense than your stupid definition

>>280679947
No it doesn't, you retarded newfag. Waifu is a specific thing, it's not a word for any and all the 2D girls you like.

>>280679540 (OP)
This season has too many waifus.

>>280680204
>Waifu is a specific thing
But why? Why does it have to stay such a narrow category?
Language evolves, grandpa. It's not like "waifu" is some all-important term that shouldn't be subject to change (semantic broadening)

>>280679540 (OP)
>whore
>waifu

>>280681983
she is hot
imagine having her all to yourself to fuck

>>280681983
that is rental waifu actually

>>280679591
so who are the top "someone's waifu"s this season?

>>280679540 (OP)
Literally perfect.

>>280682104
>imagine having her all to yourself
imagine her not wanting to be tied to a single guy

>>280682104
>imagine being Kazuya

>>280679909
he is literally me

>>280682104
Can’t, the streets already rented her ass out lol

>>280679540 (OP)
Fuck off, faggot.
>>280679591
spbp

>>280682529
>shit post brap post
well said

>>280679540 (OP)
I can't believe Chad, Ryan and Tyrone got to rent this.

>>280682435
>>280682504
i want to turn them straight

>>280682696
They are straight, that's just how they attract men.

>>280679591
That's retarded, why can't I have more than one wife? You gonna preach to me about monogamy?

>>280679594
Need the edit where his mouth is flipped upside down and he says "that's death"

>>280679709
If she ever stopped being your waifu then she never was.

>>280680388
>But why? Why does it have to stay such a narrow category?
Because that's what the word means. That's the joke.
>Language evolves, grandpa
With you retards language has only ever DEVOLVED. The concept of WAIFU is integral the foundation of this whole website. You're a fucking newfag trying to throw a tantrum when oldfags call you a wrong idiot.

>>280682807
>tantrum
no u

>>280682851
>Illiterate
You're wrong.

>>280679540 (OP)
>>280682550
>>280682550
>>280682550

>>280682883
You're still wrong. Your generation really ruins everything.

>>280679591
every girl is someones waifu
>le helpful graphic
preddit
>>280682807
being attracted to nonexistent women is a concept older than that heckin quirky anime and noone gives a fuck what oldfags think

>>280682963
>every girl is someones waifu
Potentially but that doesn't make her YOUR waifu. The term only functions in a possessive capacity. My Waifu, his waifu, your waifu etc. Waifus do not exist in a collective vacuum. I swear this shit wasn't fucking complicated until you morons showed up.

>>280679591
I agree but I'm also wondering when did this bullshit of using waifu as a verb, saying waifu plural and using waifu to mean girl etc etc begin

>>280685387
1967

Learn what waifu means newfag.

>>280685387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgDbAT56I0
People started off of this and called an anime girl their waifu. I still remember a friend of mine claiming the bitch from Elfen Lied as his waifu through MSN.

>>280682211
>together we can solve the puzzle

*rapes your waifu with tentacles*

*rapes your waifu with tentacles*

>>280685604
Her answer is to choose her clients, since if she has a boyfriend she can't be their girlfriend.

>>280685774
her answer is raping Kazuya

>>280685921
's wallet.

>>280686035
no

>>280686083
But she's been so good at this so far.

>>280685774
at least for you the puzzle remains unsolved

>>280686100
>so far.
Maybe if you have only read half the manga.

>>280686170
nobody on /a/ actually reads the manga

>>280686175
Plenty of people read it since it's the best manga of all time.

>>280686100
99% of men stop paying right before the prostitute falls in love with them for real this time

>>280686232
sure but they're not on /a/; /a/ only reads narou-adapted isekai manga and then they shitpost in the threads of native romcom manga they're not reading

>>280682595
100 rentals, maybe more.

>>280686374
>source: he made it the fuck up

>>280686421
>how dare you imply he rented a girlfriend in rent-a-girlfriend

>>280686421
Kazuya had to get money on the side to keep being able to rent that gold digger anon, what are you talking about.

>>280686489
He's no where near that rich, they are just making things up.

>>280686516
No what are you talking about.

>>280686374
>>280686421
>>280686533
It's closer to 30-40k, which is a fraction of the meme amount, but still a pretty steep price for a sexless hooker.

her

>>280686582
No more like 4k, I've spent more than that on just steam alone.

>>280679540 (OP)
Her if she wasn't a dyke.

>>280686612
>4k
Bullshit.

Waifuharems are the only true way.
Once there's no more merchandise and porn of waifu being made, then waifu stops being relevant, and is replaced with other waifu in your waifu harem collection.

>>280686632
Yeah you are full of bullshit.

>>280682696
>turn them straight
Why straight? You could have threesomes or orgies instead and have a bonding harem. Turn them bisexual instead.

>>280686612
I'll bite.

>>280682696
>>280686737

>>280685592
It was over before it began

>>280686833
This is a strike one and you are out deal, he invested 0 in the crowdfunding, yeah that's the first thing I checked.
It's just some bullshit anon.

>>280686969
I hate whoever made me notice those loose strands of hair they like to do nowadays.