>>280692996 (OP)First of all, getting a job sucks and any prospective OL would have to be amazingly cute indeed to make the suffering worth it.
Secondly, those cute OLs don't even exist to begin with, so your proposition falls apart right at the foundation.
Thirdly, even if cute OLs did exist, they'd already be taken.
Fourth, even if they weren't taken, they still wouldn't settle for (You) until after their cuteness evaporated and their eggs were all used up, probably not even then.
In conclusion: all OL propaganda is maliciously designed to goad you into slaving away for reprehensible roasties while sending you off on a snipe hunt. Don't fall for it. Refuse to give your labor to society to whatever extent you can get away with (go full NEET if possible) and spurn all OL roasties.