>>280706306Literally WHOMST gives a shit about the optional moe prequel.
Seriously, why would ANYONE watch the 5 frames per second, barely-canon, non-serious, hobby, Toriyama just joking around on his spare time, unofficial, pedo, isekai, non-fighting adventures, cameo, collab, side-project, cancelled, comedic, riddled with sexual abuse, powerpoint presentation, panning shot series, drawn out, nostalgiashit, poorly-written, filled with plotholes, borderline-moeshit, outlawed in various countries for pedophiliac implications, ""martial arts"", snooze-fest, full of actual animal abuse (burning animals alive); filled with retcons and headcanons like dinosaurs, animal people, grandpa Gohan, child Goku, the reason Frieza destroyed Saiyans etc etc etc; made for children and old farts, uninteresting, filled with innuendos, antithesis of true DB, plagiarizing, filler, entirely OPTIONAL prequel? It's SHIT.
>b-but-Tell me what happens in OG DB that's important to the series?
TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>w-well first you have the funny naked toddler Goku adventures with Bulma!!!DISCARDED, PEDO CUNT.
>t-then you got a bunch of tournaments with humans that are 5 frames per seconds and 90% panning shots! You got fighters like... Jackie Chan and s-stuff!DISMISSED.
>y-you got Grampa Gohan and how Goku arrived on E-RETCONNED,
>y-you have the cool assassin Tao Pa--FORGOTTEN EVEN BY TORIYAMA.
>y-you have Goku's adventures saving some Indian guys a-IRRELEVANT.
>then there's a fat green dude that fought T-Tien and...INCONSEQUENTIAL.
>w-well Piccolo used to be BAD! And now is GOOD!WE ALREADY KNOW THAT AND WE DIDN'T WATCH THE OPTIONAL MOE PREQUEL.