You can only add one mage to your party. Fat or flat?

fat

>>280769733 (OP)
Tits, fat.

Megumin won

>>280769733 (OP)
balanced is for me
>if loli who's gonna grow to Yunyun even better

>>280769733 (OP)
Magical Sempai

>>280769733 (OP)
Definitely the fatty

They are both cute. Megumin is probably more fun to hang with though.

>>280769733 (OP)
fat dressed as flat.

>>280769733 (OP)
I don't care if she's flat or fat, I choose Megumin every time

>>280769733 (OP)
I prefer flat chest, but Fern is much more useful and I fucking love fatass

>>280769733 (OP)
Picked mine already

>>280769733 (OP)
Brat

>>280772660
That's not a mage, that's a spider god

>>280769733 (OP)
Flat!

>>280773106
Why is Lloyd so erotic? I'm supposed to be straight...

>>280773219
gave him a tiny waist and fat fucking thighs. they knew what they were doing

>>280769733 (OP)
I choose clock.

>>280769733 (OP)
Which one will call me oniichan? Or oniisama?

>>280769733 (OP)
>flat and manageable
vs
>fat and bitchy
Flat is obviously better (she's sexier, has a better personality, and cooler powers)
Megu won

>>280773914
The only reason Fern is bitchy is because Stark doesn't know yet that she needs her mouth filled with pie and her pussy filled with cock.

>>280775354
I don't care, I hate fat bitches.

>>280769733 (OP)
The one who can cast more than 1 spell

Megumi is pedo bait and a meme mage.

>>280775639
I love Megumin but putting her up against Lina is unfair. Lina is easily toppest of tier

>>280769733 (OP)
As much as I want to fuck Megumeme, I would take Fern on my team every single time.

>>280769733 (OP)
I go with a hotter mage instead

>>280769733 (OP)
flat
then make her FAT

>>280769733 (OP)
i will take the girl with the massive breasts please

>>280769733 (OP)
Fern isn't fat though

>>280775639
Eh eh, this

>>280769733 (OP)
>Fern
+ competent all-rounder
+ doesn't go oom after casting one spell
+ would make a good wife
- passive-aggressive personality

>Megumeme
+ Explosion is very useful in some situations...
- ... while being absolutely useless for most of the time
- can only cast 1 spell a day
- her inferiority complex and personality is royal pain in the ass to deal with
- guaranteed to make you trouble

Fern is by far the better choice. She's more useful and has personality that is less toxic by far

>>280769733 (OP)
Always the right even if the left one is not fat

flat vs. fat
an age old question
"..." wins.

>>280777640
I'll take Tabitha

>>280777640
>>280777778
He's contractually banned from liking boobs bigger OR smaller than Louises.

Also, consider Tifa.

>>280769733 (OP)
american sized

>>280769733 (OP)
Flat easily. Fern doesn't respect anyone like she respects Frieren, so it'd just be a huge pain in the ass dealing with her even on a good day. Imagining the average /a/non trying to wrangle a passive aggressive fatass like Fern is funny though.

>>280769733 (OP)
Fern. She's actually a competent mage too.

>>280769733 (OP)
I'll take a cute, happy and free-spirited witch instead.

>>280778127
she worked with the other mages during the exam just fine

>>280778207
this but the witch that isn't a psychopath

>>280778264
More mental derangement = more magical power. It can compensate for giant boobs, which is another easy source of mana.

>>280777111
I agree but this is why I'd pick Megumin. It'd make for a better adventure. Picking Fern is the, "I want to get through this campaign and get to the next one" choice. Megumin is the true patrician choice for any self respecting fa/tg/uy.

>>280769733 (OP)
soulless soul

>>280769733 (OP)
Why not fat, but also flat?

>>280778070
Tiffany a shit
I'd rather fuck the ohoho drill girl

>>280775639
Lina would quite easily be the type of mage Megumin would see as a child and spend her life chasing after that image.

>>280769733 (OP)
Flat, please.

>>280779080
Your children will starve

>>280769733 (OP)
It depends on existing party composition/how much control I have over setting the rest of the party.

Fern will slot decently well into any party setup. She has good attack, good defense, a little bit of utility. Solid, reliable mage... but thats it. You could replace Fern with any other "pretty good" mage and get largely the same result. A hundred other wizards can do what Fern does. A thousand.

Megumin's explosion magic offers something unique. No one else is going to do what Megumin does, which means that with Megumin we can solve problems that no one else can solve. Like any gimmick build, you have to make sure that the rest of your party is built with it in mind: we need a big focus on defense and crowd control of small targets, because big targets eat the Explosion. Dungeon-centric abilities are worthless, because we want to be engaging our enemies out in the open, etc.
A properly designed party built around Megumin as the cornerstone is a terrifying thing. Or a party that is already functional enough that they can take on Megumin as a party member, knowing that most adventures she might not be able to do anything but saving her for the few times they absolutely need her. But in a small party as the only offensive caster, she's a liability.

>>280779106
>lives in a mansion and is rich
She could hire wet nurses. Hell they could just milk Darkness.

>>280779409
>Hell they could just milk Darkness.
she'd be into it

>>280778087
Holyshit

>>280769733 (OP)
Memes aside, the ability to say hey wipe this thing off the face of the earh once a day is so retardedly overpowered that Megumin is only beaten by mages that can do that more frequently. She's a budget god tier mage.

>>280769733 (OP)
I'll take Wiz.

>>280769733 (OP)
Megumin would be more fun to touch.

>>280781791
touch what? she's built like a pre-schooler

Megumin?
Megumint!

>>280781842
Fern is soft everywhere and you can get the same experience by putting a pillow in the warming drawer and hugging it. Megumin has a much more interesting topology, and would be practically vibrating with youthful energy. You could touch your fingers and thumbs together wrapping your hands around her tiny waist, move her effortlessly by grabbing her naked shoulders like handlebars, feel the rebound of her bubble butt, run your fingers along her ribs, appreciate the muscle in her toned tummy, etc

Fern is such a grumpass I'd have to pick Megumin.

bump for megumin

How many doujins were there of kazuma having incredibly awkward first time sex with megumin

>>280778207
Look the whole question falls apart if you let witches in

>>280785853
that's no witch, that's a hideous alien bio-robot

>>280786076
If she wasn't a witch she wouldn't be wearing that hat. QED.

>>280769733 (OP)
Flat. I'd probably end up going mad from the prolonged exposure to Fern and kill her in her sleep.

DFC
F
C

>>280784000
I recall at least 3 that involved trying make her pee into a bottle

>>280770415
Anal Goddess

>>280770415
Imagine hotdogging her ass and making her feel like a piece of meat after she kisses her kids goodnight.

bump for the GODDESS

>>280771132
and you can abandon her at the guild for a new mage

>>280778207
I get the feeling she would have no qualms leaving you to die if things get hairy

>>280775639
based slayers enjoyer, lina mogs everyone in this thread

>>280769733 (OP)
>landwhale with bad personality or perflat chuuni
there isn't even a choice

>>280769733 (OP)
I'd want my party to succeed so adding Megameme is out of question

>>280769733 (OP)
Fern from the show ends up fat in the right places

>>280790153
>landwhale with bad personality or perflat chuuni
You're supposed to be waifufagging not sounding like the flat bitch

>>280790777
god trips have spoken

>>280769733 (OP)
Meguman is pretty good but I’d have to tard wrangle her constantly. And I don’t know much about Fern aside that she likes tasty food.

>>280769733 (OP)
megumin my flat wife

>>280769733 (OP)
Frieren > both anyway so who cares

Megumin has WAAAAY more potential.
You can enjoy her as a perflat and then feed and breed her to turn her into a more voluptuous woman.

>>280791354
too autistic for me

>>280775433
based, imagine liking landwhales

>>280791354

>>280775639
>autistic chuunibyou
That just makes her more desirable to me.

Megumin for the exercise. Fern will take me to restaurants too often.

>>280791397
You could also starve Fern

>>280792165
she wouldn't become a perflat.

>>280792183
The "tits on a twig" is a very hot early 00s anime sort of aesthetic

>>280792881
I agree.

>>280775639
Is there a Slayers release that doesn't have the awful audio desync issue?