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You can only add one mage to your party. Fat or flat?
Anonymous No.280769826
fat
Anonymous No.280770415 >>280786881 >>280787532
>>280769733 (OP)
Tits, fat.
Anonymous No.280770548
Megumin won
Anonymous No.280771132 >>280789749
>>280769733 (OP)
balanced is for me
>if loli who's gonna grow to Yunyun even better
Anonymous No.280771164
>>280769733 (OP)
Magical Sempai
Anonymous No.280771168
>>280769733 (OP)
Definitely the fatty
Anonymous No.280771173
They are both cute. Megumin is probably more fun to hang with though.
Anonymous No.280771312
>>280769733 (OP)
fat dressed as flat.
Anonymous No.280771412
>>280769733 (OP)
I don't care if she's flat or fat, I choose Megumin every time
Anonymous No.280771533
>>280769733 (OP)
I prefer flat chest, but Fern is much more useful and I fucking love fatass
Anonymous No.280772017
>>280769733 (OP)
Picked mine already
Anonymous No.280772660 >>280772986
>>280769733 (OP)
Brat
Anonymous No.280772986
>>280772660
That's not a mage, that's a spider god
Anonymous No.280773106 >>280773219
>>280769733 (OP)
Flat!
Anonymous No.280773219 >>280773248
>>280773106
Why is Lloyd so erotic? I'm supposed to be straight...
Anonymous No.280773248
>>280773219
gave him a tiny waist and fat fucking thighs. they knew what they were doing
Anonymous No.280773280
>>280769733 (OP)
I choose clock.
Anonymous No.280773790
>>280769733 (OP)
Which one will call me oniichan? Or oniisama?
Anonymous No.280773914 >>280775354
>>280769733 (OP)
>flat and manageable
vs
>fat and bitchy
Flat is obviously better (she's sexier, has a better personality, and cooler powers)
Megu won
Anonymous No.280775354 >>280775433
>>280773914
The only reason Fern is bitchy is because Stark doesn't know yet that she needs her mouth filled with pie and her pussy filled with cock.
Anonymous No.280775433 >>280791466
>>280775354
I don't care, I hate fat bitches.
Anonymous No.280775553
>>280769733 (OP)
The one who can cast more than 1 spell
Anonymous No.280775639 >>280775707 >>280776983 >>280779060 >>280790068 >>280791619 >>280795078
Megumi is pedo bait and a meme mage.
Anonymous No.280775707
>>280775639
I love Megumin but putting her up against Lina is unfair. Lina is easily toppest of tier
Anonymous No.280776323
>>280769733 (OP)
As much as I want to fuck Megumeme, I would take Fern on my team every single time.
Anonymous No.280776708
>>280769733 (OP)
I go with a hotter mage instead
Anonymous No.280776738
>>280769733 (OP)
flat
then make her FAT
Anonymous No.280776759
>>280769733 (OP)
i will take the girl with the massive breasts please
Anonymous No.280776970
>>280769733 (OP)
Fern isn't fat though
Anonymous No.280776983
>>280775639
Eh eh, this
Anonymous No.280777111 >>280778280
>>280769733 (OP)
>Fern
+ competent all-rounder
+ doesn't go oom after casting one spell
+ would make a good wife
- passive-aggressive personality

>Megumeme
+ Explosion is very useful in some situations...
- ... while being absolutely useless for most of the time
- can only cast 1 spell a day
- her inferiority complex and personality is royal pain in the ass to deal with
- guaranteed to make you trouble

Fern is by far the better choice. She's more useful and has personality that is less toxic by far
Anonymous No.280777160
>>280769733 (OP)
Always the right even if the left one is not fat
Anonymous No.280777640 >>280777778 >>280778070
flat vs. fat
an age old question
"..." wins.
Anonymous No.280777778 >>280778070
>>280777640
I'll take Tabitha
Anonymous No.280778070 >>280778607
>>280777640
>>280777778
He's contractually banned from liking boobs bigger OR smaller than Louises.

Also, consider Tifa.
Anonymous No.280778087 >>280779602
>>280769733 (OP)
american sized
Anonymous No.280778127 >>280778233
>>280769733 (OP)
Flat easily. Fern doesn't respect anyone like she respects Frieren, so it'd just be a huge pain in the ass dealing with her even on a good day. Imagining the average /a/non trying to wrangle a passive aggressive fatass like Fern is funny though.
Anonymous No.280778158
>>280769733 (OP)
Fern. She's actually a competent mage too.
Anonymous No.280778207 >>280778264 >>280785853 >>280789918
>>280769733 (OP)
I'll take a cute, happy and free-spirited witch instead.
Anonymous No.280778233
>>280778127
she worked with the other mages during the exam just fine
Anonymous No.280778264 >>280778270
>>280778207
this but the witch that isn't a psychopath
Anonymous No.280778270
>>280778264
More mental derangement = more magical power. It can compensate for giant boobs, which is another easy source of mana.
Anonymous No.280778280
>>280777111
I agree but this is why I'd pick Megumin. It'd make for a better adventure. Picking Fern is the, "I want to get through this campaign and get to the next one" choice. Megumin is the true patrician choice for any self respecting fa/tg/uy.
Anonymous No.280778306
>>280769733 (OP)
soulless soul
Anonymous No.280778316
>>280769733 (OP)
Why not fat, but also flat?
Anonymous No.280778607
>>280778070
Tiffany a shit
I'd rather fuck the ohoho drill girl
Anonymous No.280779060
>>280775639
Lina would quite easily be the type of mage Megumin would see as a child and spend her life chasing after that image.
Anonymous No.280779080 >>280779106
>>280769733 (OP)
Flat, please.
Anonymous No.280779106 >>280779409
>>280779080
Your children will starve
Anonymous No.280779370
>>280769733 (OP)
It depends on existing party composition/how much control I have over setting the rest of the party.

Fern will slot decently well into any party setup. She has good attack, good defense, a little bit of utility. Solid, reliable mage... but thats it. You could replace Fern with any other "pretty good" mage and get largely the same result. A hundred other wizards can do what Fern does. A thousand.

Megumin's explosion magic offers something unique. No one else is going to do what Megumin does, which means that with Megumin we can solve problems that no one else can solve. Like any gimmick build, you have to make sure that the rest of your party is built with it in mind: we need a big focus on defense and crowd control of small targets, because big targets eat the Explosion. Dungeon-centric abilities are worthless, because we want to be engaging our enemies out in the open, etc.
A properly designed party built around Megumin as the cornerstone is a terrifying thing. Or a party that is already functional enough that they can take on Megumin as a party member, knowing that most adventures she might not be able to do anything but saving her for the few times they absolutely need her. But in a small party as the only offensive caster, she's a liability.
Anonymous No.280779409 >>280779445
>>280779106
>lives in a mansion and is rich
She could hire wet nurses. Hell they could just milk Darkness.
Anonymous No.280779445
>>280779409
>Hell they could just milk Darkness.
she'd be into it
Anonymous No.280779602
>>280778087
Holyshit
Anonymous No.280781483
>>280769733 (OP)
Memes aside, the ability to say hey wipe this thing off the face of the earh once a day is so retardedly overpowered that Megumin is only beaten by mages that can do that more frequently. She's a budget god tier mage.
Anonymous No.280781641
>>280769733 (OP)
I'll take Wiz.
Anonymous No.280781791 >>280781842
>>280769733 (OP)
Megumin would be more fun to touch.
Anonymous No.280781842 >>280782132
>>280781791
touch what? she's built like a pre-schooler
Anonymous No.280781911
Megumin?
Megumint!
Anonymous No.280782132
>>280781842
Fern is soft everywhere and you can get the same experience by putting a pillow in the warming drawer and hugging it. Megumin has a much more interesting topology, and would be practically vibrating with youthful energy. You could touch your fingers and thumbs together wrapping your hands around her tiny waist, move her effortlessly by grabbing her naked shoulders like handlebars, feel the rebound of her bubble butt, run your fingers along her ribs, appreciate the muscle in her toned tummy, etc
Anonymous No.280782298
Fern is such a grumpass I'd have to pick Megumin.
Anonymous No.280783931
bump for megumin
Anonymous No.280784000 >>280786875
How many doujins were there of kazuma having incredibly awkward first time sex with megumin
Anonymous No.280785853 >>280786076
>>280778207
Look the whole question falls apart if you let witches in
Anonymous No.280786076 >>280786174
>>280785853
that's no witch, that's a hideous alien bio-robot
Anonymous No.280786174
>>280786076
If she wasn't a witch she wouldn't be wearing that hat. QED.
Anonymous No.280786608
>>280769733 (OP)
Flat. I'd probably end up going mad from the prolonged exposure to Fern and kill her in her sleep.
Anonymous No.280786713
DFC
F
C
Anonymous No.280786875
>>280784000
I recall at least 3 that involved trying make her pee into a bottle
Anonymous No.280786881
>>280770415
Anal Goddess
Anonymous No.280787532
>>280770415
Imagine hotdogging her ass and making her feel like a piece of meat after she kisses her kids goodnight.
Anonymous No.280789251
bump for the GODDESS
Anonymous No.280789749
>>280771132
and you can abandon her at the guild for a new mage
Anonymous No.280789918
>>280778207
I get the feeling she would have no qualms leaving you to die if things get hairy
Anonymous No.280790068
>>280775639
based slayers enjoyer, lina mogs everyone in this thread
Anonymous No.280790153 >>280790777
>>280769733 (OP)
>landwhale with bad personality or perflat chuuni
there isn't even a choice
Anonymous No.280790292
>>280769733 (OP)
I'd want my party to succeed so adding Megameme is out of question
Anonymous No.280790454
>>280769733 (OP)
Fern from the show ends up fat in the right places
Anonymous No.280790777 >>280790889
>>280790153
>landwhale with bad personality or perflat chuuni
You're supposed to be waifufagging not sounding like the flat bitch
Anonymous No.280790889
>>280790777
god trips have spoken
Anonymous No.280791224
>>280769733 (OP)
Meguman is pretty good but I’d have to tard wrangle her constantly. And I don’t know much about Fern aside that she likes tasty food.
Anonymous No.280791297
>>280769733 (OP)
megumin my flat wife
Anonymous No.280791354 >>280791427 >>280791496
>>280769733 (OP)
Frieren > both anyway so who cares
Anonymous No.280791397 >>280792165
Megumin has WAAAAY more potential.
You can enjoy her as a perflat and then feed and breed her to turn her into a more voluptuous woman.
Anonymous No.280791427
>>280791354
too autistic for me
Anonymous No.280791466
>>280775433
based, imagine liking landwhales
Anonymous No.280791496
>>280791354
Anonymous No.280791619
>>280775639
>autistic chuunibyou
That just makes her more desirable to me.
Anonymous No.280791888
Megumin for the exercise. Fern will take me to restaurants too often.
Anonymous No.280792165 >>280792183
>>280791397
You could also starve Fern
Anonymous No.280792183 >>280792881
>>280792165
she wouldn't become a perflat.
Anonymous No.280792881 >>280792911
>>280792183
The "tits on a twig" is a very hot early 00s anime sort of aesthetic
Anonymous No.280792911
>>280792881
I agree.
Anonymous No.280795078
>>280775639
Is there a Slayers release that doesn't have the awful audio desync issue?