Let's settle this once and for all - /a/

Let's settle this once and for all - /a/ (#280817132) [Archived: 117 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:36:46 PM No.280817132

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Fuck, marry, kill.

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Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:38:42 PM No.280817193

>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck Misato, Marry Asuka, Kill Rei

Replies: >>280817355 >>280817393

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:40:39 PM No.280817246

Horaki.Hikari.600.440055

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>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck all three of those nutjobs
Marry Hikari
Kill Gendo

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:42:45 PM No.280817304

>>280817132 (OP)
I feel like you are basically forced to marry Rei because she's the only one fucked up in a way that won't be bothersome in day-to-day life. She'd be a bit boring though.

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Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:44:17 PM No.280817340

>>280817132 (OP)
Kill Asuka, Marry Rei, then cheat on her with the hag

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:44:54 PM No.280817355

>>280817193
This is the only correct answer. 90% of the board will agree with this.

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:45:38 PM No.280817368

Asuka nude 2_thumb.jpg

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>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck Asuka
Marry Rei
Kill Misato.

Replies: >>280818859

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:46:37 PM No.280817393

>>280817193
This so much this. But fuck Misato daily

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 8:59:17 PM No.280817718

>>280817132 (OP)
marry asuka as the youngest
kill rei, I'm not touching an artificial human
drunk sex with misato

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:02:57 PM No.280817818

>>280817304
kensuke seems pretty happy

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Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:07:19 PM No.280817931

>>280817818
>>280817818
He gets to watch me marry and fuck Asuka. He should be happy I'm letting him watch, I know you want to watch but no. You're brown

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:09:00 PM No.280817976

>>280817818
Kensuke is a cuck? I already knew that

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:11:56 PM No.280818061

>>280817132 (OP)
Lick Asuka's feet
Lick Misato's armpit
Lick Rei's stomach

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:22:18 PM No.280818353

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Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:36:58 PM No.280818716

>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck Misato
Marry Rei
Kill Asuka

Replies: >>280823818

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:40:16 PM No.280818787

Fuck Misato, because good lay probably.
Marry Rei, because wife material ++.
Kill Asuka because she's worse than the other two and would probably just be a taxpayer burden given her mental instability. Give her the ol' MAIDS.

>>280817304
I wouldn't know about boring, it's wrong to assume Rei doesn't change over time given how much she changes in the one year or so Eva takes place in.

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 9:42:56 PM No.280818859

>>280817368
>Rebuild
Fuck off

Anonymous

7/22/2025, 10:40:02 PM No.280820715

>>280817132 (OP)
Kill Asuka
Marry Rei
Fuck Misato

this is definitive. Now killing Asuka is pretty harsh, but better her than the other 2.

Replies: >>280823818

Otanon

7/22/2025, 11:13:09 PM No.280821708

>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck Misato
idc abt the rest

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 12:34:21 AM No.280823653

>>280817132 (OP)
kill misato marry asuka fuck rei

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 12:38:15 AM No.280823762

>>280817132 (OP)
Fuck Rei, Marry Rei, Kill Asuka

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 12:40:14 AM No.280823818

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>>280818716
>>280820715
Anyone naming somebody other than Asuka for "kill" has not thought this through. Do you REALLY want to be around Asuka all the time?

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 12:44:38 AM No.280823933

>>280817132 (OP)
I'd fuck your mom, marry your sister, and kill you (in Minecraft)

Anonymous

7/23/2025, 12:46:22 AM No.280823982

>>280817132 (OP)
>once and for all
yeah you and the other 10k people that have made this thread for two decades and the ones in the future too. see you there