Thread 280822900

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Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:06:00 AM No.280822900 [Report] >>280822944 >>280823027 >>280823225 >>280823291 >>280823310 >>280823552 >>280823627 >>280823877 >>280828425 >>280828676 >>280830668 >>280830733 >>280830799 >>280830934 >>280832531 >>280834384 >>280835021 >>280844024 >>280845063 >>280846953 >>280851570 >>280853625 >>280855054 >>280857503 >>280861333

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Would you like to be her friend?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:07:39 AM No.280822944 [Report] >>280849099 >>280857938

>>280822900 (OP)
Will she let me smell her farts?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:10:33 AM No.280822997 [Report] >>280856397

Her **regular** friend, sure

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:11:26 AM No.280823026 [Report] >>280858552

Nah, I'd befriend.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:11:31 AM No.280823027 [Report] >>280841554 >>280859015

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>>280822900 (OP)
yes

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:19:45 AM No.280823225 [Report] >>280823275 >>280823282 >>280845569

>>280822900 (OP)
no, she is the worse konosuba girl her personality is literally 'im normal!!!'
makes me ultra cringe every time. my wife, megumin, mogs her

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:21:20 AM No.280823263 [Report]

How much would she be paying per hour?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:21:47 AM No.280823275 [Report] >>280823313 >>280823843 >>280845569

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>>280823225
>effortlessly mogs megumin

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:22:04 AM No.280823282 [Report]

>>280823225
She's too normal for the crimsom demons. Too chuuni for normal people.
She's perfect for me.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:22:29 AM No.280823291 [Report] >>280857014

>>280822900 (OP)
Why does she have her tits out?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:22:55 AM No.280823310 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I would even become her boyfriend with the prospect of marriage in the future.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:22:56 AM No.280823313 [Report] >>280823484 >>280823519 >>280825613

>>280823275
>muh literal cow!!
im cringing irl frfr

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:28:39 AM No.280823484 [Report] >>280823505

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>>280823313
I'll take the "cow"
you can have the malnourished child

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.280823505 [Report]

>>280823484
im also gonna take aqua if u odnt mind

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:29:51 AM No.280823519 [Report] >>280823554

>>280823313
>if the girl isn't built like a pre-schooler she's a cow!
What causes this kind of braindamage?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:31:10 AM No.280823552 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
It's pretty clear that nobody wants to be her friend. I don't know her very well myself, but I trust the wisdom of crowds. Those who know her the best shun her and despise her.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:31:13 AM No.280823554 [Report] >>280823571

>>280823519
ur fking gay dude

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:31:44 AM No.280823571 [Report]

>>280823554
says the guy that hates tits and ass and hips

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:33:45 AM No.280823627 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I don't have friends, so why not

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:41:30 AM No.280823843 [Report]

>>280823275
I would be Megumin's friend in a heartbeat. We'd go off somewhere and she'd do an explosion, and I wouldn't even carry her back, I'd just set up a picnic and have a nice conversation afterwards until she's regained enough energy to walk back with me. I really like her passion and I think our conversations could get really deep and meaningful in the afterglow of her latest explosion.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.280823877 [Report] >>280823993

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>>280822900 (OP)
-with benefits

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:46:41 AM No.280823993 [Report] >>280824105

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>>280823877
Imagine how easy it would be to take advantage of Yunyun's naivety and trick her into doing lewd acts under the guise of becoming friends. God I would lovI mean that would be reprehensible there's no way I'd ever do that.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 12:50:36 AM No.280824105 [Report] >>280825567

>>280823993
>trick
No.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 1:44:41 AM No.280825567 [Report] >>280825634 >>280828303 >>280828303

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>>280824105
Imagine how easy it would be to trick her into marriage and a loving relationship.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 1:46:35 AM No.280825613 [Report] >>280830965

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>>280823313
t. Seething chestlet

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 1:47:35 AM No.280825634 [Report] >>280828303

>>280825567
I wouldn't trick her.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 3:49:42 AM No.280828303 [Report]

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>>280825567
>>280825567
>>280825634
Ha imagine telling her to come over, give her a good meal, cuddle together, and then offer her a ring, telling her you'll alway be together, and meaning every single word of it, and doing exactly that

haha...what a trick haha...

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 3:54:44 AM No.280828425 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her husband.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:02:11 AM No.280828571 [Report]

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Yunyun more like Yum-yum.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:08:04 AM No.280828676 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I would totally be Yunyun's friend.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:46:52 AM No.280830668 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
No

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:49:49 AM No.280830733 [Report] >>280832085

>>280822900 (OP)
If the baby doesn't reject her body.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:53:12 AM No.280830799 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
Yes, we could make cookies

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:54:41 AM No.280830826 [Report] >>280830978

The only reason people like Yunyun is because they want to get 100% of the benefits of a relationship with 0% of the effort.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 6:00:04 AM No.280830934 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
no because my gf doesn't let me have female friends

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 6:01:27 AM No.280830965 [Report]

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>>280825613
Arue? More like Arubae

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 6:02:10 AM No.280830978 [Report]

>>280830826
It's her looks. If yunyun was male or a fat girl doing the exact same actions nobody would care. The joke only lands cause she's hot.
Oh it's a man alone on his birthday ignore.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 7:03:43 AM No.280832085 [Report]

>>280830733
It would.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 7:38:40 AM No.280832531 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
Yes.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 9:56:19 AM No.280834384 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her enemy and bully her.

Then I wish to impregnate her and make her my wife.

I would NEVER be her friend.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 10:37:44 AM No.280834884 [Report]

On a semi-related note, what happened to mitsuboshiL? It's been nearly 6 months since his last work.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 10:52:52 AM No.280835021 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
I hope she's slightly smelly

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 10:56:45 AM No.280835065 [Report]

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jamming out with YunYun

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 11:03:22 AM No.280835125 [Report]

imagine marrying her and beating her every day.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 11:04:51 AM No.280835139 [Report]

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Anonymous 7/23/2025, 1:15:52 PM No.280836452 [Report] >>280836569 >>280837035 >>280837413 >>280838477

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What did she mean by this?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 1:25:30 PM No.280836569 [Report] >>280838477

>>280836452
it says
im a fuckjing stupoid slujt and ill fuck old men for money, also megumin is the bestest

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 2:09:25 PM No.280837035 [Report] >>280838477

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>>280836452

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 2:39:41 PM No.280837413 [Report]

>>280836452
this is very sus

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 3:38:40 PM No.280838477 [Report] >>280839701

>>280836452
>>280837035
casinocacasin
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nattetattenat

...Bros I have no goddamn clue what she's trying to say, is my translation wrong?

>>280836569
Don't you have a field to pass out in after casting one(1) spell, you useless loli?

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:33:01 PM No.280839582 [Report]

I was hoping to be something more than just friends.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:38:35 PM No.280839701 [Report] >>280839750

>>280838477
advanced magic is for bitches

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:40:38 PM No.280839750 [Report] >>280839821

>>280839701
Witches. Advanced magic is for witches. Some mage you are, you can't even 'spell.'

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 4:42:51 PM No.280839821 [Report] >>280841339

>>280839750
hmm buddy you have mistaken me for my wife, megumin aka the greatest crimson demon in existence, caster of the best spell in existence: explosion.
I'm sorry ur floormat.. oops sorry i mant yuckyuck... ooopppppssssss well that stupid bitch can only cast medium and advanced magic, she might be a witch but shell always be a bitch to megumin aka the greatest crimson demon

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:39:19 PM No.280841339 [Report]

>>280839821
What does your cutting board- Oops, sorry, 'wife' do when an enemy is close enough to catch her in the explosion? Or if one little illusion means she misses?

"Greatest Crimson Demon," my backside, she's a one-trick pony and objectively worse in every area (except one, I will give her firepower) to my dear friend, Yunyun.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 5:47:39 PM No.280841554 [Report]

>>280823027
my gf

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 7:04:15 PM No.280844024 [Report]

>>280822900 (OP)
Her sexfriend.

Anonymous 7/23/2025, 7:34:51 PM No.280845063 [Report]

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