Would you like to be her friend?

>>280822900 (OP)
Will she let me smell her farts?

Her **regular** friend, sure

Nah, I'd befriend.

>>280822900 (OP)
yes

>>280822900 (OP)
no, she is the worse konosuba girl her personality is literally 'im normal!!!'
makes me ultra cringe every time. my wife, megumin, mogs her

How much would she be paying per hour?

>>280823225
>effortlessly mogs megumin

>>280823225
She's too normal for the crimsom demons. Too chuuni for normal people.
She's perfect for me.

>>280822900 (OP)
Why does she have her tits out?

>>280822900 (OP)
I would even become her boyfriend with the prospect of marriage in the future.

>>280823275
>muh literal cow!!
im cringing irl frfr

>>280823313
I'll take the "cow"
you can have the malnourished child

>>280823484
im also gonna take aqua if u odnt mind

>>280823313
>if the girl isn't built like a pre-schooler she's a cow!
What causes this kind of braindamage?

>>280822900 (OP)
It's pretty clear that nobody wants to be her friend. I don't know her very well myself, but I trust the wisdom of crowds. Those who know her the best shun her and despise her.

>>280823519
ur fking gay dude

>>280823554
says the guy that hates tits and ass and hips

>>280822900 (OP)
I don't have friends, so why not

>>280823275
I would be Megumin's friend in a heartbeat. We'd go off somewhere and she'd do an explosion, and I wouldn't even carry her back, I'd just set up a picnic and have a nice conversation afterwards until she's regained enough energy to walk back with me. I really like her passion and I think our conversations could get really deep and meaningful in the afterglow of her latest explosion.

>>280822900 (OP)
-with benefits

>>280823877
Imagine how easy it would be to take advantage of Yunyun's naivety and trick her into doing lewd acts under the guise of becoming friends. God I would lovI mean that would be reprehensible there's no way I'd ever do that.

>>280823993
>trick
No.

>>280824105
Imagine how easy it would be to trick her into marriage and a loving relationship.

>>280823313
t. Seething chestlet

>>280825567
I wouldn't trick her.

>>280825567
>>280825567
>>280825634
Ha imagine telling her to come over, give her a good meal, cuddle together, and then offer her a ring, telling her you'll alway be together, and meaning every single word of it, and doing exactly that

haha...what a trick haha...

>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her husband.

Yunyun more like Yum-yum.

>>280822900 (OP)
I would totally be Yunyun's friend.

>>280822900 (OP)
No

>>280822900 (OP)
If the baby doesn't reject her body.

>>280822900 (OP)
Yes, we could make cookies

The only reason people like Yunyun is because they want to get 100% of the benefits of a relationship with 0% of the effort.

>>280822900 (OP)
no because my gf doesn't let me have female friends

>>280825613
Arue? More like Arubae

>>280830826
It's her looks. If yunyun was male or a fat girl doing the exact same actions nobody would care. The joke only lands cause she's hot.
Oh it's a man alone on his birthday ignore.

>>280830733
It would.

>>280822900 (OP)
Yes.

>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her enemy and bully her.

Then I wish to impregnate her and make her my wife.

I would NEVER be her friend.

On a semi-related note, what happened to mitsuboshiL? It's been nearly 6 months since his last work.

>>280822900 (OP)
I hope she's slightly smelly

jamming out with YunYun

imagine marrying her and beating her every day.

What did she mean by this?

>>280836452
it says
im a fuckjing stupoid slujt and ill fuck old men for money, also megumin is the bestest

>>280836452

>>280836452
this is very sus

>>280836452
>>280837035
casinocacasin
playgameplayp
atootomoatot
)achiniotomo
nattetattenat

...Bros I have no goddamn clue what she's trying to say, is my translation wrong?

>>280836569
Don't you have a field to pass out in after casting one(1) spell, you useless loli?

I was hoping to be something more than just friends.

>>280838477
advanced magic is for bitches

>>280839701
Witches. Advanced magic is for witches. Some mage you are, you can't even 'spell.'

>>280839750
hmm buddy you have mistaken me for my wife, megumin aka the greatest crimson demon in existence, caster of the best spell in existence: explosion.
I'm sorry ur floormat.. oops sorry i mant yuckyuck... ooopppppssssss well that stupid bitch can only cast medium and advanced magic, she might be a witch but shell always be a bitch to megumin aka the greatest crimson demon

>>280839821
What does your cutting board- Oops, sorry, 'wife' do when an enemy is close enough to catch her in the explosion? Or if one little illusion means she misses?

"Greatest Crimson Demon," my backside, she's a one-trick pony and objectively worse in every area (except one, I will give her firepower) to my dear friend, Yunyun.

>>280823027
my gf

>>280822900 (OP)
Her sexfriend.

>>280822900 (OP)
I'd be yunyun's friend but I won't let her know about it.

>>280823225
>>280823275
gentlemen please, we all know aqua mogs both

>>280822900 (OP)

>>280822944
thanks, I’m horny now

>>280845569
you may have blue retard
I'll take the dork

>>280822900 (OP)
I miss yunyun bullying.
I haven't seen anyone post the viper comic in years

>>280851570
i hate yuckyuck

>>280822900 (OP)
nope her tits are too big.

>>280822900 (OP)
no

>>280822997
based

>>280823291
The heir to the leadership of the Crimson Demons has to display her worthiness of the title at all times.
Thus, the tits.

>>280822900 (OP)
i am her friend

>>280822944
no

>>280823026
good

>>280823027
good anon