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Would you like to be her friend?
Anonymous No.280822944 [Report] >>280849099 >>280857938
>>280822900 (OP)
Will she let me smell her farts?
Anonymous No.280822997 [Report] >>280856397
Her **regular** friend, sure
Anonymous No.280823026 [Report] >>280858552
Nah, I'd befriend.
Anonymous No.280823027 [Report] >>280841554 >>280859015
>>280822900 (OP)
yes
Anonymous No.280823225 [Report] >>280823275 >>280823282 >>280845569
>>280822900 (OP)
no, she is the worse konosuba girl her personality is literally 'im normal!!!'
makes me ultra cringe every time. my wife, megumin, mogs her
Anonymous No.280823263 [Report]
How much would she be paying per hour?
Anonymous No.280823275 [Report] >>280823313 >>280823843 >>280845569
>>280823225
>effortlessly mogs megumin
Anonymous No.280823282 [Report]
>>280823225
She's too normal for the crimsom demons. Too chuuni for normal people.
She's perfect for me.
Anonymous No.280823291 [Report] >>280857014
>>280822900 (OP)
Why does she have her tits out?
Anonymous No.280823310 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I would even become her boyfriend with the prospect of marriage in the future.
Anonymous No.280823313 [Report] >>280823484 >>280823519 >>280825613
>>280823275
>muh literal cow!!
im cringing irl frfr
Anonymous No.280823484 [Report] >>280823505
>>280823313
I'll take the "cow"
you can have the malnourished child
Anonymous No.280823505 [Report]
>>280823484
im also gonna take aqua if u odnt mind
Anonymous No.280823519 [Report] >>280823554
>>280823313
>if the girl isn't built like a pre-schooler she's a cow!
What causes this kind of braindamage?
Anonymous No.280823552 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
It's pretty clear that nobody wants to be her friend. I don't know her very well myself, but I trust the wisdom of crowds. Those who know her the best shun her and despise her.
Anonymous No.280823554 [Report] >>280823571
>>280823519
ur fking gay dude
Anonymous No.280823571 [Report]
>>280823554
says the guy that hates tits and ass and hips
Anonymous No.280823627 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I don't have friends, so why not
Anonymous No.280823843 [Report]
>>280823275
I would be Megumin's friend in a heartbeat. We'd go off somewhere and she'd do an explosion, and I wouldn't even carry her back, I'd just set up a picnic and have a nice conversation afterwards until she's regained enough energy to walk back with me. I really like her passion and I think our conversations could get really deep and meaningful in the afterglow of her latest explosion.
Anonymous No.280823877 [Report] >>280823993
>>280822900 (OP)
-with benefits
Anonymous No.280823993 [Report] >>280824105
>>280823877
Imagine how easy it would be to take advantage of Yunyun's naivety and trick her into doing lewd acts under the guise of becoming friends. God I would lovI mean that would be reprehensible there's no way I'd ever do that.
Anonymous No.280824105 [Report] >>280825567
>>280823993
>trick
No.
Anonymous No.280825567 [Report] >>280825634 >>280828303 >>280828303
>>280824105
Imagine how easy it would be to trick her into marriage and a loving relationship.
Anonymous No.280825613 [Report] >>280830965
>>280823313
t. Seething chestlet
Anonymous No.280825634 [Report] >>280828303
>>280825567
I wouldn't trick her.
Anonymous No.280828303 [Report]
>>280825567
>>280825567
>>280825634
Ha imagine telling her to come over, give her a good meal, cuddle together, and then offer her a ring, telling her you'll alway be together, and meaning every single word of it, and doing exactly that

haha...what a trick haha...
Anonymous No.280828425 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her husband.
Anonymous No.280828571 [Report]
Yunyun more like Yum-yum.
Anonymous No.280828676 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I would totally be Yunyun's friend.
Anonymous No.280830668 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
No
Anonymous No.280830733 [Report] >>280832085
>>280822900 (OP)
If the baby doesn't reject her body.
Anonymous No.280830799 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
Yes, we could make cookies
Anonymous No.280830826 [Report] >>280830978
The only reason people like Yunyun is because they want to get 100% of the benefits of a relationship with 0% of the effort.
Anonymous No.280830934 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
no because my gf doesn't let me have female friends
Anonymous No.280830965 [Report]
>>280825613
Arue? More like Arubae
Anonymous No.280830978 [Report]
>>280830826
It's her looks. If yunyun was male or a fat girl doing the exact same actions nobody would care. The joke only lands cause she's hot.
Oh it's a man alone on his birthday ignore.
Anonymous No.280832085 [Report]
>>280830733
It would.
Anonymous No.280832531 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
Yes.
Anonymous No.280834384 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I would like to be her enemy and bully her.

Then I wish to impregnate her and make her my wife.

I would NEVER be her friend.
Anonymous No.280834884 [Report]
On a semi-related note, what happened to mitsuboshiL? It's been nearly 6 months since his last work.
Anonymous No.280835021 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I hope she's slightly smelly
Anonymous No.280835065 [Report]
jamming out with YunYun
Anonymous No.280835125 [Report]
imagine marrying her and beating her every day.
Anonymous No.280835139 [Report]
Anonymous No.280836452 [Report] >>280836569 >>280837035 >>280837413 >>280838477
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.280836569 [Report] >>280838477
>>280836452
it says
im a fuckjing stupoid slujt and ill fuck old men for money, also megumin is the bestest
Anonymous No.280837035 [Report] >>280838477
>>280836452
Anonymous No.280837413 [Report]
>>280836452
this is very sus
Anonymous No.280838477 [Report] >>280839701
>>280836452
>>280837035
casinocacasin
playgameplayp
atootomoatot
)achiniotomo
nattetattenat

...Bros I have no goddamn clue what she's trying to say, is my translation wrong?

>>280836569
Don't you have a field to pass out in after casting one(1) spell, you useless loli?
Anonymous No.280839582 [Report]
I was hoping to be something more than just friends.
Anonymous No.280839701 [Report] >>280839750
>>280838477
advanced magic is for bitches
Anonymous No.280839750 [Report] >>280839821
>>280839701
Witches. Advanced magic is for witches. Some mage you are, you can't even 'spell.'
Anonymous No.280839821 [Report] >>280841339
>>280839750
hmm buddy you have mistaken me for my wife, megumin aka the greatest crimson demon in existence, caster of the best spell in existence: explosion.
I'm sorry ur floormat.. oops sorry i mant yuckyuck... ooopppppssssss well that stupid bitch can only cast medium and advanced magic, she might be a witch but shell always be a bitch to megumin aka the greatest crimson demon
Anonymous No.280841339 [Report]
>>280839821
What does your cutting board- Oops, sorry, 'wife' do when an enemy is close enough to catch her in the explosion? Or if one little illusion means she misses?

"Greatest Crimson Demon," my backside, she's a one-trick pony and objectively worse in every area (except one, I will give her firepower) to my dear friend, Yunyun.
Anonymous No.280841554 [Report]
>>280823027
my gf
Anonymous No.280844024 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
Her sexfriend.
Anonymous No.280845063 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
I'd be yunyun's friend but I won't let her know about it.
Anonymous No.280845569 [Report] >>280851402
>>280823225
>>280823275
gentlemen please, we all know aqua mogs both
Anonymous No.280846953 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
Anonymous No.280849099 [Report]
>>280822944
thanks, I’m horny now
Anonymous No.280851402 [Report]
>>280845569
you may have blue retard
I'll take the dork
Anonymous No.280851570 [Report] >>280851675
>>280822900 (OP)
I miss yunyun bullying.
I haven't seen anyone post the viper comic in years
Anonymous No.280851675 [Report]
>>280851570
i hate yuckyuck
Anonymous No.280853625 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
nope her tits are too big.
Anonymous No.280855054 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
no
Anonymous No.280856397 [Report]
>>280822997
based
Anonymous No.280857014 [Report]
>>280823291
The heir to the leadership of the Crimson Demons has to display her worthiness of the title at all times.
Thus, the tits.
Anonymous No.280857503 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
i am her friend
Anonymous No.280857938 [Report]
>>280822944
no
Anonymous No.280858552 [Report]
>>280823026
good
Anonymous No.280859015 [Report]
>>280823027
good anon
Anonymous No.280861333 [Report]
>>280822900 (OP)
Maybe why not
Anonymous No.280863031 [Report]
When are we getting another season, anyway?