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Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 210: Lee's Secret!!

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>>280851271 (OP)
kill yourself narutard

>>280851281
the cutest

Hmm...seem to remember it being something else.

>>280851363
No, you won't. Neither Naruto, for that matter.

>>280851458
What did she exactly do to prevent Orochimaru from coming back?

>>280851331
>first instance of reusing that fucking annoying thumbs up scene

Pretty reckless placing sake next to medicine.

>>280851363
Wtf is that shot? Are those Naruto clones?

>>280851764
>Pretty reckless placing sake next to medicine
Well, she's an alcoholic. What did you expect?

>>280851412
What a retarded argument. Orochimaru literally almost destroyed your village. There isn't a bigger threat than him

>>280851412
Why don't you go then, you lazy whore?

I had my private potion tonight guys and ended up jerking it to Tenten...

>>280851710
Cute

>>280851412
>he almost destroyed our village, so now we look weak
>better ignoring him instead of hunting and killing him while he's weak
>that for sure will show the other nations we're strong or something

>>280851710
Oh, this scene makes more sense here. In the anime, Kimimaro was about to deliver the killing blow but stopped just because Lee asked him to. It was kind of dumb.

ENTER Drunken Fist-Style

Chapter 210: Lee's Secret!!

END
Tomorrow: Unorthodox...!!

>>280851412
Tsunade really couldn't just take half a day off to handle this herself?

>>280851412
Kishimoto must be retarded. There's no way he wrote this and said "yep, that's how politics work". Not even a 9yo kid would think that makes sense

>>280851412
>wordswordswords
>suddenly tits
me? I like

>>280851331
Does Lee not know that being the nice guy never works?

>>280851363
>>280851387
Kimimaro is just going to allow that?

>>280851952
Looking at the window while drunk and being a glorified clerk is hard, prease understand

>>280851989
The anime was worse >>280851890

>>280851908
>private potion
>potion punch

>>280851412
very tactical camera angle to make you ignore and forget all the idiocy being said in the last two panels

>>280851281
>Ino has to wrap bandages around her whole body every day

Are we led to believe Guy wouldn't find them all in 5 minutes, even faster than fucking Lee did?

>>280851412
Man, Raido looks a lot like Kankuro here
>>280851710
>Oh, your body is fucked up too? Real
Good guy Kimimaro over here

>>280851281
Why are we doing the irrelevant bitches back to back here? Sakura, Hinata, Ino...

>>280851788
also Guy is propably exhausted from whatever retarded mission has more priority than preventing the last Uchiha from joining ninja hitler, but couldn't he just pop a food pill and try to do something?

>>280851412
>granted, we were coming off a mission
>and we were out of chakra
>and the sun was in my eye
>and they outnumbered us
>and I had a bad lunch
>and I just wasn't feeling it that day

>>280851307
>permanently banned
>appeal denied
Anon... how did you post this?

>>280851412
On top of what all other anons said, why would the Leaf look weak in this scenario? They won against an alliance of Sound + Sand and while the Leaf lost its leader, the Sound got its own leader crippled and the Sand got absolutely decimated, to the point they elected a literal kid as their Kage.

>>280851513
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "LAST NIGHT"
DIDN'T THE SURGERY HAPPEN THIS MORNING

>potion
Are these really the best scans we've got?

>>280851412
This is probably the hackiest Kishimoto ever got during part 1.
>yes, we have to send the genin because the jonin are all out in very important missions
>mmh yes... very important missions
>important jonin stuff, they can't go after the last Uchiha
>lots of jonin stuff going on
>btw you're never going to hear about what they were doing and nothing meaningful or significant will come out from this

>>280851546
>He grabbed my private potion instead of his medicine
>And he must have been in a hurry because he didn't even finish all of his hamburgers
>Oh my lord and savior Jesus Christ this is a worse disaster than Snakemaru destroying the Walmart!

>Learned 5 Gates in less than a year AND has the power of DRUNKEN- I mean uh "Potion Punch"
Hardworkbros? Lee seems awfully TALENTED to me

>>280851797
Almost.
And is incapacitated for a long time still.

>>280852231
They lost their kage and were so short on good ninja they had to replace him with Tsunade.

>>280852170
This is also the weakest Konoha of all time btw

>>280851412
Was she drunk when she made this argument?

>>280851908
Is this potion bullshit to avoid saying alcohol and drunk just larderican """localization"""?

>>280851852
>needing a private potion for that
no honor

>>280851710
Kimimaro letting Lee do this makes sense.
As someone terminally ill, he's sympathetic to Lee needing medicine.

>>280852268
And we never was Drunk 7th Gate Lee :)

>>280851412
I feel like Hashirama, Tobirama, and Minato all would've just done this shit themselves if they were in the same situation

>>280852322
saw*

>>280852289
>Was she drunk
Yes.
The answer to that question is always yes.
There is no instance where Tsunade is not drunk.

>>280852304
heh no one said need beside you my confused friend! a true jerker understands the benefits the private potion

>>280852281
The fact that they somehow elected Tsunade instead of Kakashi is insane

>>280852281
They still have all their good ninja after the war, don't they? Only the guy with turboAIDS and s*rutobi died

>>280852251
Stopping a weak shitter genin dying isn't that important, even if it is the Sharingan, surely.
Honestly sending 5 genin to fucking die on the mission is already more than Tsunade should've done.

>>280852358
Kakashi was too weak in part 1.

>>280852324
What would Hiruzen and Kakashi have done?

>>280852357
My mistake, brother. Perhaps I will also attempt your methods.

>>280852320
If only Lee had mentioned that they have a genius medical ninja on their side who can cure anything

>>280852358
The (((elders))) wanted a sannin. Jiraya being their first option already shows how incompetent those geriatric retards were

>>280851764
>>280851788
>>280851838
Holy shit I remember someone made a Potion Seller edit of Lee
Does anyone have it?

>>280851363
This scene is simply sad, humiliating Lee by maming him fail at his promise as "nice guy" is something brutal

>>280852425
But he's still stronger than Tsunade, or at least would win against her. More important than that, he's more suited for the job

>>280852458
>Hiruzen
My hokage would go personally. But not for the sake of saving Sasuke

>>280851646
look at him go, taijutsu physical therapy works wonders

>>280851458
That middle panel is extremely necessary

>>280851412
I think a far bigger priority would come out if Orochimaru got his hands on the Sharingan.

>>280852664
No, you see it's dangerous if other countries potentially get the Byakugan, but who gives a fuck if the last Sharingan falls into enemy hands, especially the hands of the guy who directly assassinated your leader just a month back.

>>280851458
>>280851483
>All Jonin are busy
>We don't have one here that does nothing but worry for his until recently crippled student I sent in his place.

>>280852424
Genin or not, Sasuke was a walking intelligence target. Back in the Land of Waves arc we get an infodump of little consequence about the hunter-nin that were tasked with eliminating the remains of fallen Mist ninja to avoid letting enemy nations learn about their skills by studying their corpses. A few volumes later we learn about Kumo attempting to kidnap Hinata for the byakugan. Following everything that was established about intelligence and kekkei genkai in the manga, losing the sharingan to Orochimaru would be a monumental failure. The kind of thing ninja would learn about 50 years later as an example of what not to do.

>>280851908
Thank you OP.

This arc would make way more sense if it didn't happen in konoha's boarders.

>>280852458
Hiruzen feels responsability for Oro, he probably would have followed the sound 4 to find and kill him.

>>280852144
>but couldn't he just pop a food pill and try to do something?
Hell, I'm pretty sure the 2nd(?) Gate is supposed to restore stamina after exhaustion, like we saw Lee did against Gaara

>>280852761
Good thing Orochimaru didn't have more ninjas to go pick-up the unconscious bodies after the battles. Otherwise he also would have gotten
>whatever remains are there of the Akimichi pills by examining Choji's body
>the Byakugan
>the Nine Tails

This arc really doesn't live up to the hype.

Why exactly was Tsunade selected to be hokage again?

>>280852945
Imagine if Oro sent Yoroi and Misumi or even Kabuto.

>>280852945
Sound ninja were all busy fighting death matches in Orochimaru's basement to see who gets the privilege to become a test subject and die of kinjutsu cancer three weeks later

>>280851281
lewd outfit

>>280853023
Weren't those just prisoners?

>>280853063
Yes they were. The dialogue from the guy whose body got stolen by Oro pretty much confirms that.

>>280852965
>(((elders))) call jiraya and says he's the new hokage
>he's so shocked with the stupidity of their decision that he can't even think straight
>obviously refuses
>(((elders))) say "nooooo but we already made our decision it has to be you"
>jiraya has ten seconds to think of a way out of this
>just one excuse and he can go back to fucking prostitutes and writing smut undisturbed
>just one excuse
>first thing that comes to his head
>tsunade's big tits

>>280851908
potion master
drunken retard

those fucking elders would've made Orochimaru the new Hokage if they could

A while ago an anon pointed out that the reason Kimimaro took the casket and left Tayuya to deal with the genin because the mission was to give Sasuke to Orochimaru as fast as possible, but here he decides to honor a honest 1v1 against Lee and let Naruto pursue Sasuke for no reason.

>>280853063
It's not like Orochimaru had people signing up to be Otogakure ninja. The village's hiring policy was mostly comprised of kidnapping children, experimenting on them, and turning them into soldiers later on.

It's really funny to think how weak a team made from all the Konoha genin girls would be.
>Sakura would be 100% useless
>Ino's mind control jutsu would probably not have much use since it doesn't synergize well with any of the other girls' jutsus
>Hinata would be a worse Neji without the rotation palm
>Tenten would probably be the strongest/most useful one if her anime-only fight with Temari is anything to go by
I'm pretty sure that Temari could solo all of them at once.

>>280851281
I guess Kishi missed drawing the girls. These last few chapter covers have had one of them starring in it.

>>280853237
>Ino's mind control jutsu would probably not have much use since it doesn't synergize well with any of the other girls' jutsus
Byakugan + Mind transfer is busted actually if the war is anything to go by.
>I'm pretty sure that Temari could solo all of them at once.
To be honest Temari solos the sound 4 sans Kimimaro as well.

>>280851387
Sure is a lot of emphasis on Kimimaro’s big toe there Kishi…

>>280853203
Going by Zaku's backstory and Sasuke in this arc, it seems more like Orochimaru simply preyed on kids with potential and told them to follow him if they want to.
I guess that does count as kidnapping by real world standards, but still.

>>280853239
This feels more like fan demmand than anything because he's the one who made them that weak and i'm also not seeing shino in a cover.

Drunken Fist*

>>280851458
>Tsunade casually admitting she looks stupid

>>280853175
>but here he decides to honor a honest 1v1 against Lee and let Naruto pursue Sasuke for no reason.
Oh fuck that reminds me
>>280851363
In the anime I'm pretty sure Kimimaro tries to take a swipe at Naruto anyway, but Lee catches the blade, so I think the staff tried to frame it like Kimimaro was getting roadblocked by Lee regardless (of course you could just argue he should've used CS1/CS2 right from the start anyway)

>>280853309
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>>280853023
>>280853063
>>280853121
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>>280853322
I feel like Kishi himself wasn't sure if Orochimaru had more genuine henchmen left outside of Kabuto and the Sound 4.

>>280853287
>To be honest Temari solos the sound 4 sans Kimimaro as well.
Jirobo and Sakon would probably be strong enough physically to withstand her fan. Kidomaru might pull off something too if he keeps his distance like he did with Neji.
The only reason Tayuya lost so badly against her is because wind counters her sound really hard.

>>280853379
He's on /v/

>>280853375
thanks oh-pee

>>280853379
Who?

>>280853393
Temari('s summon) can cut down an entire forrest, they can't do shit against that.

>>280853401
well I guess that's his shithole homeboard but I meant why isn't he shitting up /a/

>>280852257
kek

>>280853382
It's so weird how the guys who are dressed like this are completely gone and never seen again after the chunin exams. Not even the prisoners were wearing this snake skin pattern.

>>280853349
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>>280851908
Arigatou, OP!

>>280851412
>>280851458
Titsnade

>>280851595
>terrible thinks
>private potion
>potion punch

>>280851890
He understands having medical needs.

>>280853287
She loses to Jirobo's jail, Kidomaru's web, and if she's in melee to Sakon and Ukon.

>>280853450
The higher-ups figured out that the mask increased your chances of jobbing.

Who keeps kidnapping people for the experiements if Oro doesn't have more henchmen? You can't tell me that either Kabuto or Orochimaru himself would be arsed to do such thing.
>The prisoners themselves
Yeah, letting or prisoner escape to do a mission will surely guarantee he will comeback to do what you just asked lmao.

>>280853509
>*Gets sliced by wind*

I think we're learning that an actual semi-organized Sound Village like it was implied early on would've actually made more sense in the long-run

>>280851908
>What in Heaven
Do you think Kimimaro believes he’ll be going to Heaven when he dies?

>>280853401
>>280853435
>We finally saw sasukefag trying to discuss the series for once
>He was trying to defend Madara
Can't win with this fag

>Sakon mentions that they were in a tight deadline
>Decides to pursue a wounded enemy anyway
>Kimimaro wants hand Sasuke to Oro ASAP
>Until he "has" to 1v1 someone lmao
Great Leaders you got there sound keks.

>>280852119
>Man, Raido looks a lot like Kankuro here
Damnit that’s all I’m seeing now. We’ll need to do a comparison when we get to the Gaara Rescue arc.

>>280853570
Just another incident of part 2 being massively inferior to part 1

>>280853528
He clearly has henchmen that aren't prisoners, like the Sound 4 and Dosu's team.

>>280852296
Can't have underage drinking in my localized Christian Japanese graphic novel.

>>280853629
That change to Otogakure was done in part 1.

>>280853655
We are just never shown to them after part 1, unless Karin counts.

>>280853551
>oh no
>anyways

>>280853610
It's funny when they wondered why they were losing time they started thinking of Jirobo because he's always hungry and Kido because he's "playful", then add that Sakon always want to finish the opponent and Tayuya has an equally bad personality, so they just brought up how all of them lose time and there's no need to wonder why they were late.
Also it doesn't work that they were late because of the fight, in half a day they made 1/3 of the distance, anyway they would have taken longer.

>>280853709
She'd just slice them until they don't have enough chakra to recover.

>>280852061
Makes sense why from Shippuden onwards she just opted to exposing her bare tummy instead, much less work and easy sex appeal.

>>280852296
>>280853660
Kek wait a fucking minute, didn't Naruto explicitly mention alcohol when talking to Gamabunta when he was summoned against Shukaku?
>Viz in charge of localization

>>280853570
I really wish we would've seen more shit like that, like what the average day of Orochimaru's henchmen is like, or how he even managed to get permission from the feudal lord of Land of Sound to make his own village.

>>280853450
>snake skin pattern
When first going through the series I always thought these outfits looked like cow markings. I was a dumb kid.

>>280853792
It was the opposite. 'Bunta said Naruto couldn't be his henchman because they hadn't even had sake together

>>280853822
I thought Zabuza's first outfit had cow markings until I read the manga again this year and noticed it was supposed to be mist-inspired camo

The more we learn (or rather don't learn) about Naruto's world and how unfuctional it is the more I think Kishimoto got REALLY lucky with Naruto.

>>280853929

You know he got lucky because he doesn't even understand his own characters or his audiences. Case in point, Rock Lee

>>280853929
>(or rather don't learn)
Personally I think it's oddly impressive that Kishi got away with not even explaining the elemental part of the power system until Part 2, i.e. after several years of syndication

>>280853929
nah
naruto had sovl

>>280853929
He had a strong start, good designs and some fun concepts. He was never brilliant at worldbuilding, but Konoha Crush is very fun and the characters featured in the arc are very compelling so we ignore the nonsense that is Orochimaru impersonating the Kazekage, starting a war against the Leaf, then Suna finding out about the Kazekage's corpse before apologising and making a peace deal. The world was always dumb, but it was fun for long enough.

do you think Tayuya's flute playing skills would help her be good at kissing? what about oral sex?

>>280853929
Naruto's success is honestly like 90% thanks to its character designs.

>>280851281
I missed Ino

>>280851307
Damn. We need to bring this back

>>280854140
>pic and filename
Based. Ino deserved to win and deserved more screentime. Sakura should've been kept as ryona fodder.

>>280854111
Yes, but you'll be kissing the ugly bastard controlled by her.

>>280854072
man, if you think naruto has bad worldbuilding, you haven't paid attention to every other shounen in existence

>>280852482
Kage Jiraiya would have been great. Only issue would be motivation but he would take responsibility if he had to

>>280854137
>Naruto's success is honestly like 90% thanks to its character designs.
This isn't wrong, all of my HEROES have iconic designs

>>280854245
You're right. I don't like a lot of shonen.

>>280853929
You can tell this just from looking at Samurai 8 (or Shippuden).

>>280854258
>HEROES
Iruka and...?

>>280854140
>>280854184
Ino's part 1 outfit is arguably hotter than the part 2 one. Made to brutalize Sakura

>>280854258
Gaara is so short...

>>280851764
Shut the fuck up OP nobody asked for your unnecessary commentary during the dumps

This thread really exposed how shitty Kishimoto's worldbuilding was, huh?

>>280854338
The last storytime was basically nothing but potshots taken at Kishi's writing.

>>280853287
Nah, in a 1v1 she only beats tayuya and maybe kidomaru
Aganst any combination of 2 or more of the sound 4 she loses

>>280854258
Why did the nips like the gay dolphin so much?

>>280854338
>>280854365
Maybe I should actually follow some other /a/ dailies because I feel like I'm noticing way more weird shit compared to full volume dumps and I should crosscheck with other manga

>>280854258
Funny enough, weren't most of the Chunin Exams characters also designed by the editors?

>>280854289
Itachi of course

>>280854395
The slower pace of dailies helps a lot for actually processing a story compared to volume dumps.

>>280854338
>>280854365
>>280854395
I'm noooticing that it didn't happen during other storydumps like Dragon Ball even though when I was a kid people pretended it was badly written and Naruto was so much smarter. Interesting... !

>>280854450
heroes don't half ass the job

>>280854338
Sasuke Retrieval Arc is where his writing starts to crack. He gave us a very shitty plot to justify classic shonen 1v1s (that were very good, I have to concede)

Notice how Kakashi will also later cover the distance to VotE incredibly fast? Even though this mission lasted more than a day? Notice how in the end Tsunade sent 5 genins, 3 sand ninja who might as well be jonin, and Kakashi himself? Ever noticed how the 3 sand ninja didn't go pursue Sasuke after clearing the coast? Ever noticed how much of a fucking retard Kishimoto is?

>>280854338
The world serves its purpose in supporting the plot, themes, and characters, it’s not supposed to be 100% consistent and double checked by autistic rules lawyers addicted to the powerscaling wiki

>>280854491
Honestly it's because Naruto doesn't even try, the world is under a king and there is nothing about politics, the antagonists rule only with absolute power, and many of them don't even have backstories, people unlock power levels randomly, and so on, and so fort.

>>280854526
>very good
Huh? Shikamaru vs Tayuya is already over and was a nothingburger. Choji vs Jirobo was a whole bunch of nothing. Kiba vs Sakon was incredibly short. Neji vs Kido was okay.

>>280851412
>granted we just got back from a mission and we where out of chakra
Why couldn’t they just said something like “we where out numbered 2-1” or something that unironically just comes off as stupid.

>>280854491
Because Toriyama never gave a shit about worldbuilding. Complaining about Dragon Ball's worldbuilding is like complaining about Fujimoto inserting his femdom fetish into CSM. Toriyama's universes have no rules and we're okay with that.

>>280854571
Dragon Ball feels like a genius wrote it when you compare it to Naruto if I'm being honest. The worst plot points (eg: some Earth scientist builds robots stronger than Freeza) would be negligible in Naruto

>>280854592
I liked Shikamaru v Tayuya. Kiba's fight wasn't spectacular but Sakon felt very menacing and Kiba looked like he was in greater danger than anyone else. It was tense enough to make the read worth it. Choji's fight was the only one I find forgettable.

>>280853929
His art and choreography makes up for a lot of the appeal.

>>280854557
>Notice how Kakashi will also later cover the distance to VotE incredibly fast?
Kakashi is an experienced adult who’s one of the strongest jonin in the village, he’s supposed to be faster than some 12 year old genin.
>Even though this mission lasted more than a day?
And that included time spent fighting and tracking down.
>Notice how in the end Tsunade sent 5 genins, 3 sand ninja who might as well be jonin, and Kakashi himself?
And your point is? Also Kakashi went off on his own when he learned what was happening
>Ever noticed how the 3 sand ninja didn't go pursue Sasuke after clearing the coast?
Because by that time Sasuke was already over the border in Orochimaru’s territory, retard

>>280854491
Dragon Ball somehow manages to have next to no plot holes.

The anime didn't really like Sakura did they?

>>280853435
Board ban.

>>280854731
No one did. To this day.

>>280854731
what's there to like?

>>280854111
With a face as pretty as tayuya’s I’d like to think kissing was the case . I always loved that despite her harsh tongue and rough and touch tomboy attitude I always loved how it was in contrast to how soft and feminine her looks are.

>>280854692
I wouldn't go that far.

>>280854632
Anon, no, the gods cmusefully ignoring the plot until the moment they're outclassed isn't good writing, the characters' powerlevels fluctuating randomly isn't good writing, Krillin falling in love with 18 because he saw her twice, while I like it, isn't good writing, the Namekian having a technique to fuse that heighten their power level esponentially but nobody used it, none of the protagonists using the dragon balls usefully in the time skips, the dragon balls having their functioning constantly changing, why only Piccolo went to the earth of the namekian and how he lost his memories, the uktra-divine water, Bulma having a child with Vegeta for shock value.
Dragon Ball isn't well-written, or to say it better it's well written for what it is, a mindless shonen.
Notice how I avoided using Super, because there it would be too easy.

>>280854765
He always evades anyways, must be something else

>>280854778
Every does, actually. Always high on polls.

>>280854671
Choreography? Kishimoto's choreography is quite bad, or at the very least way too short

>>280854810
Botted, but you're immediately gonna cope again

>>280854810
*Everyone

>>280854797
I would. There are genuinely only like 2 or 3 things that are completely irreconcilable.

>>280854563
This isn't some powerscaler shit, kid me was already pissed off at it

>>280854830
Botted in the original manga polls even before botting existed?

>>280854810
>nips in charge of not having abysmal shit taste
>challenge:IMPOSSIBLE

You guys really expect Tsunade to put down her private potion and spend five minutes getting Sasuke back?

>>280854861
>He thinks the internet was invented in the 2000's
Fucking zoomers

>>280854606
> complaining about Fujimoto inserting his femdom fetish into CSM.
Or his rampant fucking nihilism. Honest to everything that’s good in this world it’s such a massive poison in storytelling . Nothing good is every preserved, everything has has ever been build upon has to be torn down at the expense of constantly making the reader feel dread with nothing to show for it and nothing matters in the end. His characters are amazing but just like Naruto , what’s the point of loving these characters if there just gonna get snuffed out? I have no one to root for at the end.

>>280852479
I don't think Kimimaro could even make it to Konoha in the time he has left, let alone have enough time for Tsunade to operate.

>>280854884
Nothing in that post said that, retard. How did they bot back then? Did they bot the mail too?

>>280854880
>Tsunade has interacted more with Sasuke than Hinata
Lol

>>280854731
It's more so that SP really HATED the fact that Sakura loved Sasuke and not Naruto, they desperately made her act like a typical Tsundere in filler and butcher her content for the sake of shitting on SasuSaku or Imply a deeper bond with Naruto.

>>280854920
You're fucking kidding me right now. Are you saying it's hard to samefag a bunch of mail?

>>280854810
Japs are retarded and will like any character shilled by a creative work. By simply having her as a main character, she will be popular because they don't usually vote on characters by quality.

>>280854946
Man, you are fucking desperate.

>>280854632
Toriyama was a genius, unironically.
He took idiotic plot points and made them work without having any plan.
I think a good 70% of problems with the battle shonen genre can be traced back to people trying to copy him but not being good enough to pull off what he did.

>>280854884
Ah yes, the mail Letters betting.

>>280854929
They both had 0 interactions with Tsunade.

>>280854884
Sakura was already high in the very first Naruto poll, why would botting even be necessary?

>>280854731
>it's another episode of pierrot extending a fight by adding choreography that wasn't in the manga while not bothering to make it not look like shit
As if the minute long exposition dumps mid fight, the endless flashbacks and the pptx animation weren't enough to make the fights miserable to watch.

>>280855022
Wrong, Tsunade cured him of his mindfuck.

>>280854801
>gods avoiding the plot
Never happened. Ever. Kamisama not killing Piccolo was for a very different reason and not applicable. And this is the only instance you could think of. Kaioshin not killing Freeza is perfectly fine, why would he go out of his way to kill random evildoers? Freeza isn't even that special or destructive, just one empire
>powerlevels fluctuating
They don't fluctuate. Their gains rates can be inconsistent, usually reasonable enough, more rarely stupid (Piccolo going on Namek after a month at Kaio doesn't convince me)
>Krillin falling in love
Literally nothing wrong
>Namekian fusion
They need warriors for that, most Namekians aren't. It's also suicide, in a way. The Namekians were ambushed in their villages and killed without any recourse.
>Db during timeskips
Huh? To do what exactly? Now you're retarded
>DB rules changing
No. There's ONE time where they were fixed in 11 months instead of 12 by mistake. Dende improved the Earth ones and there's a bit of a weird situation in Buu where they can make 3 wishes as long as they don't revive multiple people, which is weird but not an outright plothole like the shit we discuss.
>only Piccolo sent to Earth
Why would more Namekians be sent? That was a family sending their kid to survive, they weren't sure they'd die either. They wanted to pick him up.
>memory loss
This is bad writing now? A baby alien sent millenias ago losing his memory for some reason cannot be accepted unless it has some retarded pseudo scientific explanation?
>ultra divine water and Bulma
I'll give you these ones.

You're nitpicking at best, making stupid points at worst, and missing the shitton of good writing DB has because you think alien amnesia from 5000 years ago isn't very realistic.

>>280855070
I think that looks pretty good for their supposed level.
You can't expect a Bruce Lee tier hand to hand there.

>>280855022
Tsunade put her hand on the forehead of an unconscious Sasuke once

>>280855102
That's like saying Hinata interacted with Sasuke by standing next to him and looking at his general direction.

What was the animator thinking?

>>280855105
>Ever. Kamisama not killing Piccolo was for a very different reason and not applicable.
Kami knew the mafuba you speed reader.

>>280855140
She did give him the side eye that one time

>>280855166
When?

>>280855179
When he said he wanted to become Hokage

>>280855179
In the war, when he said he'd become hokage.

>>280855105
Anon, I'm sleepy, and we are in a Naruto thread, I don't really want to discuss on our different interpretations and how we give different importance to various things, let's agree to disagree.

>>280855115
We know they're shit at taijutsu. So do we really, really need to see this, then? Kishimoto just off-screened the blow trading and it worked a lot better. I remember hating this fight when I still watched the anime because it was sooo long and meaningless. It's 40 minutes of kunoichislop.

>>280851908
Imagine if we had drunken Lee against Madara

>>280854801
>it's not well-written because... um... well it just isn't, okay? people don't just fall in love
seething contrarian

>>280855203
>>280855209
I know they gave her a weird look in the anime. That wasn't her expression in the manga. It was neutral (Since Hinata is not allowed to have an opinion on the Sasuke situation).

>>280855164
He learned it after Piccolo Daimao was freed from the rice cooker. It goes like this
>Nameless Namekian splits
>Piccolo fucks up the world while Kamisama shits himself
>Mutaito develops Mafuba and seals him
>Much later, Piccolo is freed
>Roshi and Tenshinhan try mafuba, Tenshinhan trains for mafuba for a long time
>presumably Kamisama sees that and gets the idea/technique
>Kamisama reveals he learned the mafuba to Piccolo which is a surprise except Piccolo learned to counter it
It's perfectly fine

>>280855218
I dunno, i remember liking this fight more than Naruto vs Kiba despite still thinking it was bad.
I think it's decent on a technical level for low standards battle.

>>280855255
Didn't He learn it from witnessing Mutaito doing it?

>>280855218
Why would you offscreen legs/butt shots of cute kunoichi and Sakura getting her ass kicked?

>>280855237
The look still looked awkwardly funny, like she was trying her hardest to not look mad.

I honestly believe that if Hinata was given more interactions with Sasuke (even if filler only), she would end up exploding and calling him a retard at some point.

>>280855313
Besides it's Sakura's only fight in part 1, gotta make it count

>>280855384
Nah, that would cause division in her relationship with Naruto. Kishimoto deliberately went out of his way to make sure Hinata had nothing to say about Sasuke because she can't support him because she barely knows him and would just look like she's agreeing with Naruto like a simp, but she can't dislike him because that would clash with Naruto, we saw Naruto get very pissed at people who say anything bad about Sasuke because they "don't get it".

>>280855478
>that would cause division in her relationship with Naruto
Obviously she wouldn't do it in front of Naruto.
And Sasuke wouldn't say anything because he wouldn't know that she likes Naruto anyways.

>>280855460
Hey now, there's her against Team Dosu too.

>>280854692
That's because Toriyama is smart enough to keep his worldbuilding so open-ended that he can soft retcon as much as he wants but the amount of actual hard retcons or impossible events is very minimal
Like Goku being a space alien simultaneously does and doesn't come out of nowhere: it's very abrupt, but several times it's been assumed by the characters (hell, even Goku himself) that he's not really "human" either, and his heritage was always a mystery up to that point

>>280855576
Nothing contradicted Kaguya existing, yet people got mad about that.

>>280851908
thanks for the dump
the sakuga in this arc was top tier by the way, definitely worth watching

>>280855686
desu I think people were just upset that she basically hijacked Madara more than anything
>Black Zetsu is actually Kaguya's yes-man the whole time oooohhhh I actually manipulated everything forget all that stuff with Madara ooooohhhhh

>>280855686
That's because people take simply less seriously dragon ball, because it never pretended to be smarter than it was. Goku can randomly be an alien and start fighting wacky aliens with an excuse plot, Naruto had more of an overarching narrative, wich makes people overestimate it.

>>280855384
Only if it was post the retrieval arc, because Hinata have no reason to be hostile towards him beforehand.

>>280855752
Nta, but Madara did the same identical thing to Obito, while having even less sense.

>>280855777
Well you do have a point, but he doesn't breathe the same air as her until the middle of the war so that makes it kinda... not possible

>>280855777
Hinata had no reason to talk to him to begin with. She barely interacts with Shino and Kurenai. Nice trips.

>>280855516
It would be OOC for Hinata to not be upfront honest about her views.

>>280855855
C'mon, grant her some humanity. She's allowed to dislike something/someone in secret.

>>280855885
She wouldn't do it, that's final.

>>280851281
Stacino

>>280855929
Shut up lol

>>280855935
She forced Sakura to lick those pits, btw

>>280855961
Sakura doesn't deserve such an honor.

>>280855947
Kishimoto would be the one agreeing with me, bozo.

>>280855961
and Sakura enjoyed it

Here's a theorical beef nobody talks about, Sasuke would absolutely hate pre broken jaw Neji.

>>280855981
He has recognized that he can't write women for shit (even though he writes them accidentally realistic). He would agree with giving her more personality.

>>280855460
Forget part 1, it’s her only 1v1 fight in the entire story

>>280856009
What would he think about him beating the life out of Hinata?

If you really think about it Orochimaru and Itachi robbed the audience of a lot of kino by sending Sasuke to a hospital bed.

>>280851331
I will gladly put my life on the line to fight this murderous bone man just to wait in line behind you and Sasuke for a chance to sniff that pinkpiss yabba dabba doooooooo

>>280856016
>Kishimoto would agree with something he didn't do
Desperate are we?

>>280855686
Nothing in the story made her existence seem plausible either.

>>280856051
I'm most talking about how he'd take Neji's determinist speech badly since he see Itachi as being above/more tallented than himself.

>>280856104
>Kishimoto would agree with something he didn't do
>He has recognized that was a mistake

>>280855686
It's not about realism, it's about disconnect. She wasn't a good addition to the story, despite making sense

>>280856165
oh yeah
that's actually really interesting to think about

>>280853300
I hate the ninja shoes except when the kunoichi wear them

>>280856170
We all know that was said to save face, his female writing wasn't an accident it was a conscious decision that he only acknowledges because fans annoy him about it.

>>280856165
Yes of course. But Hinata was clearly below his level and beating her that hard was an asshole move. Wonder if Sasuke would be upset about that if he wasn't occupied with the curse mark stuff. Or maybe he wouldn't care and just try to learn his attack patterns with the Sharingan.

>>280852231
If Konoha can't do the regular amount of ninja missions the other ninja villages will assume that a lot of their ninjas are dead/injured after the Sound + Sand village invasion and will be tempted to attack them, at least that's the logic Kishimoto is going with.

>>280856234
Nice cope.

>>280851797
She has a softspot for the roach and just doesn't want to put all their effort into that and there's also the subject of even if Sasuke goes there, Orochimaru's arms are still apparently fucked or something (I think there might be some continuity problems with the arm thing iirc)

>>280853359
Well she is a blonde with big tits.

>>280856259
You know what makes Konoha look weak? Letting Suna off the hook after killing their leader lol

>>280854731
There was a filler episode where she actually was dressed like a nurse.

>>280851363
They go zero for two on these promises.

>>280851412
>>280851458
This conversation is such a bad excuse that it would have been better to have no explanation at all.
Very tactical camera placements, though. Credit where it's boobs for that.

>>280851595
>ominous

>>280851710
People love Lee because he gets the best scenes, like this one.

>>280851957
>I like
you better

>>280851952
Imagine if she went there and 1-shot every soundfag except Kimimaro maybe
There really isn't any situation where Tayuya survives is there

>>280856239
He could project himself a little on her like Naruto did but wouldn't be vocal about it like Narto was.

>>280851788
>>280851908
Okay why did this translation censor that it's sake? I thought they were being cutesy on the first page but now they're in full blown YuGiOh finger guns mode.

Thanks OP!

>>280856327
Anon, do you SERIOUSLY believe that Kishimoto regrets how he wrote his female characters?
Specially after S8?

>>280856577
Because he's a too young to drink alcohol.

>>280852048
It looks like Tsunade is wearing ninja shoes there instead of her normal high heels
>>280851412
>>280852289
>>280852650

>>280856595
>Anon, do you SERIOUSLY believe that Kishimoto regrets how he wrote his female characters?
Yes, I think he even said some stuff about that during the interview at the country of surrender flags

>>280856611
He's also too young to die on the front lines of a ninja war, yet here we are.

I'm pretty sure Tsunade jobs to Tayuya

>>280856567
That would've been interesting. I'm not a SasuHinafag at all, I just desperately want them to acknowledge each other. I think the closest we ever got was Bitchnata punching Hornysuke.

Damn you Kishi.

>>280852251
All 15 thousand jonin and chunin are currently out on missions chud, what's so hard to understand here?

>>280851412
Reminder that Tsunade is always drunk and tired from fucking Shizune senseless

>>280852170
Apparently Tayuya needed to go CM2 during that 4v2 and so I'm curious how she fought there
A week or two ago I said that was probably the worst fight in the series and another anon said it's tenten vs temari, but the 4v2 here seems worse

>>280856807
Both happened off-screen, so why bother?

>>280856807
Temari v Tenten wasn't even a fight in the manga lol, Tenten got wrecked off-page

>>280856732
their one ever interaction in any form of naruto media was him telling her to shut up

>>280856637
Well he's not dead here, now is he?

>these anons mocking our glorious hoekage when her half ass measure would have worked if not for some sickly jonin level asshole
She played her cards alright considering she sent the sand siblings as reinforcements. Realistic she probably doesn’t give a shit about a genin like Sasuke. She likely heard that genetic failure get stomped by sound 4. Adding him leaving and heading to the Snake man’s lair (the one that destroyed his village nearly btw) it’s no wonder she doesn’t have much investment in saving him.

>>280856880
He's got the last Sharingan in the village (Danzo didn't exist yet.)

>>280856577
Because they don't want real life kids copying Lee because they also want to be able to use "Potion Fist".

>>280853300
>>280856221
Naruto character designs are footfag central yet paradoxically footfags in actual threads seem to be very rare

>>280856975
Shizune has the best feet in the series btw.

>>280856830
At least you can imagine what happened to Tenten (especially with the anime giving it an actual fight) but Raido and Genma vs the sound 4 is very hard to imagine what a fight there actually looked like

>>280856628
Kishimoto also said he forgot to give Boruto the byakugan.

>>280857056
Couldn't Tenten just hit Temari with her stick or something?

>>280857067
Who cares about Boruto nigga

>>280857056
I imagine tayuya activating CM2 and then going to hide behind a tree so she doesn't get in the way or accidentally genjutsu her friends

>>280856914
Midtachi is still a leaf nin, a shit one at that. She likely takes after her grand uncles sympathy for the red eye menace. Back in her day they churned and spit out dead ninjas like nothing. Sasuke is a deserter, and the leaf has a meme reconstruction phase post konoha crush where their resources are limited. Canonically some lightning village fags always stir up trouble. They are ripe for the taking of another village to decimate them. Also our queen needs her attendants to go on a beer run.

>>280857077
I'm talking about chapter 700

>>280857118
Reread my post

>>280856880
>doesn't give a shit about a genin like Sasuke
He's not "a genin". He's an Uchiha who was just a few hours late to become Orochimaru's new vessel. Orochimaru with a pair of sharingan could make the previous attack on Konoha look like a prank.

>>280854801
>Krillin falling in love with 18 because he saw her twice, while I like it, isn't good writing,
I hate it. It makes Krillin look like a retard and an asshole

>>280857154
You're right but I also can't stop thinking about how
>1) Orochimaru is a retard and probably doesn't even know about Mangekyo
>2) Orochimaru is a retard (who knows about Mangekyo) and overuses Sasuke's eyes until they're useless even faster than Sasuke himself did

>>280856732
It's kind of odd that the Uchiha and Hyuuga are never shown to really interact even in flashbacks, despite apparently having familial history with each other.

>>280857340
>despite apparently having familial history with each other
It's even weirder if you think about how the Hyuga were probably the third clan to join the Uchiha and Senju to make the village, but they probably showed up out of nowhere instead of having known the Uchiha beforehand.

>>280856807
I forgot, which of the sand siblings is the oldest?

>>280852324
Perfect Cell said it better, familial ties makes people weak. The other villages smell weakness they'll kill ya. Bleach and Naruto just take it far where not murdering women and children makes you weak. The problem I have with Kishimoto is he makes Cooler look reasonable. I think Iruka would trivialize the arc by speaking to Sasuke

>>280857582
Temari, Kankuro, Gaara in that order and by about a year in between each.

>>280857582
Temari's got the most mileage if you catch my drift.

>>280857582
Puppet boy.
>>280857609
Wrong.

>>280856807
I know this is an extreme form of cope but seeing how her appearance took place during the shippudin time like I’d like to sometimes think that Tayuya appearing during rock lee and his ninja pals meant that her and the other sound members didn’t die in that time like and had a chance to live a normal life after the 4th great ninja war.

>>280857607
Wouldn't he actually? Sasuke still refers to him respectfully as Sensei, while calling Kakashi directly by name.

>>280851458
the precautionary measures
>Jiraiya I promise I'll feed and seed you every day until you beg me to stop if you stop Orochimaru on the chance he attacks the village again

>>280857391
I imagined the Sarutobi were the third, but that's just a random idea I had.

>>280857622
Kankuro is the middle child.

>>280857622
All the wikis list Temari as the oldest and Kank as the middle child.

>>280857622
wiki confirms temari is the oldest
>>280857658
Not a bad plan desu

>>280857131
You can't just say something doesn't count because it's about a character you don't like.

>>280857736
Rereread my post.

>>280857658
According to the traditional deadlock it's the slug wich beats the snake.

>>280857077
I care.

>>280857655
Iruka has the barriers to seal Sasuke and stall him while taking to the curse mark.

>>280857725
I cant think of a better motivator than 40 years of pent up blue balling with someone who can de-age at will

>>280857077
I care about Boruto.

>>280857870
I love mid-20s ponytail Tsunade

>>280857672
>>280857686
>>280857725
>muh wikis
Retards.

>>280856862
>Un-actually-believable, one time, the ONE time I show you some courtesy you tell me to shut up, are you serious right now? So this is how things are going to be red eye demon, the only reason why I don't call you an orphan right now is because Naruto-kun is one too, I swear to Hagoromo you will regret this day, don't complain when you wake up one day and all your 361 Tenketsu have been sealed, every single one of them, see how well you can breathe fire like that, I see your brother's 'special' psychological treatment wasn't enough for you to settle down, you're just asking for it, I could disable your entire body in such a way that you'd need five Tsunade-samas and an orthopedic surgeon to remove my foot from your butt, better yet I could humiliate you in ways you couldn't possibly imagine, it would be a shame if someone were to start some rumors, you left the village years ago so no one would be there to defend your pride if something were to slip out there, remember I can watch you pee, Uchi[redacted]

>>280858100
Nta, and I too thought Kankuro was the oldest, but the first databook puts Temari at 15, Kankuro at 14 and Gaara at 12.

>>280851513
>>280851546
So, this is complete and utter horseshit, right? It just doesn't make any fucking sense and Kishi is just trying to save face with how he handled the timeline of events?
>Sasuke knocks out Sakura and leaves with the Sound 4
>They perform the ritual on him
>Genma and Raido hear this and investigate, get their asses beat
>Shizune finds them and brings them back, the Sound 4 decide to take a short break and recover from losing their chakra.
>This all happens at night
>Those two guys find Sakura, tell Tsunade, and and she tells Shikamaru to get a squad and go after him
>Naruto and Shika recruit Choji and Kiba, and Lee himself suggests Neji and sees them off at the gate
>This all happens in the morning
>The SRS go out and catch up to the Sound 4 and precede to have a bunch of 1v1's
>Choji's fight apparently is over first before the group even catches up to the S4 a second time, if the butterfly death flag happens at the time of Choji seeing the mark on the tree.
>Neji's is next and is unclear how long this takes, but Tayuya, Sakon/Ukon, and Kimmi all definitely happen at the exact same time.
>This all happens in the late morning/afternoon
>Lee's surgery can only happen immediately after the SRS leaves, it succeeds, he wakes up, rushes out after them, and gets there in the afternoon, before the Sand Trio.
So unless an entire fucking day happened off-screen we weren't privy to until now, this shit just can't have possibly happened all in the timespan Kishimoto wants us to believe it did, right?

Starting to think they should chisel Tsunade's face off the Hokage monument

>>280858294
Starting to think you faggots should move on from a finished series

>>280857754
Reread the one you just replied to.

>>280858254
Yeah, the time span here just doesn't make any sense. I could kind of buy Tsunade doing her surgery so fast because she's the best medic in the world and Lee getting to Naruto so fast because he's literally built differently, but how the fuck do Gaara and the others get here, and how the hell did they even know about all this in time?

>>280851710
Always thought the drunken fist in this series felt pretty shoehorned but whatever it's fine

>>280852144
Guy probably doesn't even know Sasuke's missing or that a group of genin went after him until like 5 minutes ago

>>280858514
The SRS also found the S4 when they were taking their break after fighting Raido and Genma(night/dawn), which means it can't have been too far away from the outskirts of Konoha. The only way a day could have passed is if each catch-up after Choji's and Neji's 1v1 took several whole hours, and that just means everyone involved would've been running for 24 hours straight and thus been exhausted to shit.
The day passing makes sense for Suna getting to message for reinforcements, but not said reinforcements actually meeting the SRS and S4 halfway unless the border between both villages is extraordinarily close.

>>280858695
they took food pills though

>>280856948
I feel like even the old english dub didn't bother censoring the alcohol thing but I cant really remember

>>280851412
No I can't spare Jiraiya, myself, Might Guy, Kakashi (the mentor of Sasuke), Kurenai, Asuma, Ibiki (head of intelligence), or literally any adult from any clan whatsoever (we are the most populous village btw), don't ask again.

>>280858764
Ration pills replenish your chakra, not your stamina. Which, I guess, Kishi just forgot those were different things and treats them as one.

>>280858784
>Sake - Elixir
>Drunken Fist - Loopy Fist

Truly, this arc just raises the question of "what are they actually doing"? As in what are all these missions entailing that are so exhausting? If you go by the databooks for example:
>Guy has completed 788 official missions in total: 86 D-rank, 270 C-rank, 210 B-rank, 199 A-rank, 23 S-rank.
What the FUCK is an S-rank mission?

>>280859037
Too important to have more than a handful. The databooks are retarded

>>280858849
chakra being an expendable resource like a videogame currency is kinda lame

>>280859037
Kakuzu and Hidan were a A-Rank mission, and the squad they sent for it were two jonin and two chunin btw.

>>280859037
I'd assume stuff like espionage, hostage rescue, and sabotage would be S-rank missions. Stuff that can have a major political impact.

>>280859081
Especially since it's directly tied to phyisical endurance

>>280853929
I think there's a bunch of outside factors that have to do with how big this series got but it's not like he didn't put in the work nor that didn't have some very stylish artistic talent

>>280859087
It concerns village security.

>>280851412
It's an obvious excuse plot just to make it so the kids can be the center of the arc but just taking it at face value her reasons at least make sense.

>>280859037
Bear in mind that Konoha Crush itself was only considered A+ btw

>>280859112
Lol look at this retard getting all tired and sweaty from walking up some stairs

This *not* storytime has made me realize how much I hate Naruto on this board (: thanks OP

>>280859240
Sasukefag....

*Sasukejeet

>>280859112
>>280853929
Also I think unfortunately that a lot of writing in the series was made up as they went along. Probably no one expected the series to last for 15+ years during its inception. I think sometimes every now and then the series introduced a new concept with "rule of cool" but then later there can be some speedbumps if you poke and prod

>>280859240
There's only one person who complains about this.

>>280854787
Where's this from?

>>280858254
Its extremely easy to miss and also extremely stupid, but after the squad breaks from Neji fighting the spider, they literally chase the woman and twin freak for a whole day doing nothing, indicated by a single panel of nighttime. Thats why Kimimaro is a factor at all, because he had a day to intercept. The current time is a day after they left. It doesnt make it any less stupid that fresh outta surgery Lee caught them, but thats the rationale

>>280859298
again, that's most shounen
you don't seriously believe there was always world destroying aliens in dbz, do you?
or that aizen planned everything in bleach?
or that the gum gum fruit was actually le nika nika?

>>280859240
sasukefag pls

>>280859159
I sometimes struggle with stairs too. I don't know it's like I'm not sure why but it's like my body forgets to breath while in the process of stepping up stairs so I feel crappy when I reach the top

>>280859430
Anko....

>>280859159
>>280859430
You do see the stairs winding, right?

>>280851412
Is there literally not a single mission that's lower priority than preventing ninja bin laden from getting the sharingan?

>>280859464
what are you talking about

>>280859330
I believe you if that's the case, but do you have that page on hand? Because holy shit

>>280859347
>that's most shounen
It's more of an issue for the really long running ones though, most weekly shonen start and finish in like 5 years tops but the ones that drag on longer than 10 years are just more prone to issues. There's outliers like HxH but that's not really a weekly. I have a hunch that weekly shonen manga are kind of hard to write and draw at the same time unless you had a ton of time to map things out beforehand

>>280859536
Sorry bro those cats won't rescue themselves.

>>280851908
Thanks, OP.

You know what's funny? Sakura and Ino knew about the mission but didn't go, Hinata and Tenten don't appear to confirm whether or not they had any knowledge about this.
Like imagine if after Sasuke beats Naruto and has that near kiss scene Tenten just stabs him with a sword as soon as he stands up and drags his corpse all the way to Konoha.

>>280859701
shillfic anon

>>280859701
Did Ino know? I thought Choji and Shika just pretended she didn't exist for some reason during the recruitment.

>>280859712
That's not what happens either. These accusations are getting ridiculous

>>280859252
>>280859270
>>280859314
You keep telling yourself that. These threads are consistently shit (: and the sauske no-life faggot has broke you

>>280859701
Hinata wouldn't rescue Sasuke lol unless Naruto personally asked her

>>280859712
bot post

>>280859846
Exactly what sasukefag would say.....

Sasukebrown you're gonna have to work harder for those (You)s my boy

>>280859745
you're right
the naruto retrieval arc is actually better

>>280859849
Hinata doesn't hate Sasuke, stop with this meme.

>>280859945
seems like another attempt by the threadshitter to ease back in here since that was one of his "memes"

>>280859879
Proof?
>>280859891
>indirectly replying
Is there anything more pathetic?

These threads are shit. I'm not the sauskefaggot. You can't prove otherwise for either.

>>280859945
Post evidence that she's likes him then

Why the FUCK do I smell curry?

>>280859966
What I'm noooooticing about the vast majority of his shitty memes is that they all seem to be some kind of IRL subtext regarding his problems with women

Tsunade? All but gave away Konoha's last Uchiha to Orochimaru. MY HOKAGE would never.

>>280860012
You sure you're not indian yourself? You're always smelling curry

saars

>>280859736
She tells Sakura when the squad returns and how she's expecting Sasuke to be back.

>>280860012
>>280860047
>rotflmao at you retards believing every negative comment is the no-life faggot

>>280859988
You need to like someone to not hate them?

>>280860116
Because it is

Sauskefaggot or no, these threads are always shit. Can you retards really not move on from a series that's been over for well over a decade? Lol

>>280860114
That's after the fact. News of Sasuke being taken and half their class being sent out would've gotten around by then. I thought you meant when Shika was rounding up meat for the grinder.

>>280860138
Well yeah, I don't ever find myself feeling neutral towards most people, I either like them or hate them

>>280860139
I can guarantee you, I am not the sauske no-life faggot. Believe whatever helps you sleep at night. Ignorance is bliss afterall.

>>280860116
Nta, but they're referring to Hinata hating Sasuke, wich was part of his fanfic.
Anyway din't care wether you're The usual shitposter, entering a Naruto thread just to say you hate it makes you a shitposter.

>>280860147
Get this fucking BROWN off my screen, jesus CHRIST

>>280860182
>I can guarantee you, I am not the sauske no-life faggot.
You've been guaranteeing that for months, sasukefag

>>280860166
That's probably because you're socially inept.

>>280860186
>noooooo you're not allowed to dislike any threads
Do naruretards really?
>>280860208
Wild that *I* specifically have been making this claim. Have YOU actually been in these shit threads for MONTHS? Lol

>>280860211
w- wha-
why would you say something like that...

>>280860186
>fanfic
calling it that is generous
it's just random shit he posted like it was canon only on here

>>280860153
Well, she doesn't look like she's upset for not going, so i assumed she already knew.

>>280860243
It's not not being allowed to dislike threads but entering one just to insult it is shitposting, simply avoid them if you dislike them.

I don’t think these threads are shit, the pajeet poopjeet streetjeet punching bag hour is a wonderful bonding experience

>>280860243
>Have YOU actually been in these shit threads for MONTHS?
Yeah since the beginning, that's why it's a Daily Chapter Thread, to read from the beginning.

Thank you Dailyramen™

>>280860286
Honestly, even with Sasukefag deciding he needs to take a day or two to eat shit ITT, these threads are really comfy with all the discussion going on about the manga. Even if a large portion of it is just poking holes at how little Kishi plans shit out before putting it to pen.

>>280860325
>Even if a large portion of it is just poking holes at how little Kishi plans shit out before putting it to pen.
I criticize the fuck out of the manga but earnestly it comes from a position of me spending a few years learning to write my own shit and trying to hopefully make something that’s narratively solid

>>280860273
What is this supposed to prove to you?

>>280860273
???
What even is this?

>>280860274
>>280860294
Dailyfaggot, pls. Your threads have been shit since day 1, but you insisted being a faggot about it.

>>280860273
oh hey, i saved this

>>280854778
I think she's okay sometimes

Bort?
Canon.

>>280860393
Not true, I show up every day since this is my first time reading Naruto

Thanks OP!

>>280860325
>all the discussion going on about the manga.
Good bait

I like Naruto

>>280860404
What??

>>280860421
Based. It's what this shit series deserves. Shit threads and shit sequel. Bravo.

Something I’ve always found amusing about Sasukerajeshdotheneedful’s behavior is that he has this OCD shit going on where he only revs up his jeet antics when the thread finally hits a slower point

>>280859701
They weren't told to go. Shikamaru was given the task of building a team of his choice and he fucking hates women

>>280860435
My HEROES and VILLAINS!...and Simpbito.

>>280860404
>i saved this
Oh hey, you're as big a faggot as the sauske no life for obsessing over him! (:

>>280860470
I just think it's funny if any of them went to help at the right time Sasuke would not be in Orochimaru's hands.

>>280860468
Something I've always found amusing about your retards is that accuse everyone you disagree with as the same person (:

>>280857218
>>280854801
that kiss fucked his mind and was pretty realistic
He was scared of her and then his fear is alleviated with her gentle embrace and he develops a crush

>>280860468
Or have you ever considered that when the thread runs out of things to discuss you suddenly start hallucinating the sasukefaggot to get it active again? These threads are just shit and you're contributing to that.

>>280860513
>noooo you can't just call a spade a spade
Anon, pls. Dailyfaggot will have a meltdown if you call these shit threads for what they are.

>>280851908
Potion punch is a legendarily bad translation/sfw. Just let him be drunk. English translations were so lame there is killing we have already seen some very brutal gorey things. Gaara, Uchihastuff, forest of death. Its silly

>>280860468
this post struck a nerve

>>280860513
how fucking retarded are you to think anyone would ever consider this to be anyone other than you, threadshitter?

>Sasukefag out of nowhere just because someone implied Hinata might not be very fond of Sasuke
No fun allowed

>>280860551
>noooooo everyone i disagree with is 1 person
This is very amusing to witness btw

>>280860558
pretending to be retarded only works with people willing to give you the benefit of the doubt

>>280860542
Oh no, you mean like he always does regardless because he's addicted to the attention?

>>280860551
I'm not the sasukefaggot but you cope however you like

>>280860581
You aren't as smart as you think you are lmao

>>280860393
two different anons.

>>280860542
>Dailyfaggot
>>280860597
>sasukefaggot
You don't even try.

>>280860468
He also uses the same verbal tics (e.g. “Nardo”) constantly despite trying to pass off as totally different posters.

>>280860597
>because he's addicted to the attention?
Much like the no-life sauskefaggot and the Tayuya faggot. These threads are just filled with attention whores. SO glad dailyfaggot made this possible! (:

>>280860613
I can smell the curry diarrhea emanating from your skin all the way across the world.

>>280860661
>racism outaide /b/
Is this really all these shit threads have to offer? Lol

>>280860581
You're basically saying that Sasukefag can just talk about a meme and it automatically becomes his just because you don't like him and then that meme becomes unmentionable for anyone else, you're saying he can just claim a meme. Do you not see how you're shooting yourself in the foot here? lmao

>>280860651
Careful anons. The psychoautist is back on the case! Lol

>>280860696
You are literally the only one who ever posted the "meme." It's obvious because you always had your shitty drawfaggot doodles alongside them.

>>280860651
Psychoanalystfag pls, "Nardo"fag is the powerscaling retard, you gotta learn to tell your shitposters apart anon, lurk moar

kek why does sasukeswarthyasSHIT hate tayuyabro so much

>>280860718
>>280860733
you are the most blatant samefag i have ever seen in my entire fucking life, man

>>280860726
Now I'm a drawfag too on top of being the sasukefag? That's new. Take your meds.

Quality thread we got here boys

>>280860758
it's not
someone pointed this out threads ago

>>280860753
Sure

>>280860753
The really pathetic part: even if we give you direct evidence to prove you're wrong, you'll continue to ignore it. Continue with your delusions, faggot

>filename randomizer
nice one bruv

>>280860783
Lmao. Even his fucking style is Jeet-coded.

>>280860783
Do you know what inspect element is?
>>280860802
LOL
LMAO
HOLY SHIT

YOU'RE RIGHT

>>280860799
>>280860802
What in tarnation are you two even talking about

…so he’s just using multiple devices again? Like, back when he was spamming with two 4chan passes ($60 btw)? THAT’s his big-dick strategy that he was trying to gas up?

>>280860788
>even if we
It's you.
>>280860823
His 80 IQ makes him think everyone has the memory of a goldfish like he does

>>280860823
Or maybe you're talking to two different people that aren't even him but still think the threads are shit

>>280860799
>>280860802
>>280860812
>>280860823
Called it
>>280860788
Do i detect a hint of projection?? Is the race baiter a self-hating indian? Lol

>>280860788
>>280860846
Yeah

No one ever accused of samefagging has ever used we. Because why fucking would you? You don't know this dipshit.
>>280860855
He's not.

>>280851412
ahahaha that is legitimately so bad kishi would have been better off giving no explanation at all. by far the worst hokage, Danzo would have made sure to tie a nice bow on the uchiha issue. What is she thinking? Shouldn't she realize that if Orochimaru kills Sasuke, Itachi is heading straight to the village after he kills Oro? You know, the guy who almost destroyed the village?

>>280851458
it's like a drinking game. every time there's a weak ass handwave for a plothole, draw a boob shot

>>280851483
holy shit she doesn't even know he's on the mission

>>280851513
excuse me how the fuck did lee catch up so fast and not encounter anyone else along the way?

>>280851595
> private potion
goodness, better be careful, don't want to get sent to the next dimension

I wonder if this is because people were still laughing at his /v/jeet antics here and he got pissy over it

>>280860873
Pls

>>280860896
Definitely.
>>280860867
nice phonepost

>>280860867
>>280860903
>phone post
>>280860783
>pc post

holy fuck, we've got a genius here

>>280860917
>noooooo you can't post on your phone in the year 2030 - 5 REEEEEEEEEE
Nice concession (:

>One mention of Sasukefag
>Thread goes to shit in seconds
Great system you guys got here
Even ignoring the sasukefag in case that he is or isn't here, yall are ACTUALLY mindbroken by this dude, holy

>>280860955
>>280860953
>that he is or isn't here
Stop it
Everyone knows it's you.

>>280860978
But you say that every single time, surely you don't believe you're correct 100% of the time...

>>280860558
Straight up saying she wouldn't try to save him out of the blue when people already moved on from the topic is very suspicious.

>>280860955
I’m sorry man, torturing my delightful little brown monkey Sasukedonotredeem is just too fun

>>280860955
Yes, I'm always annoyed by how quickly they obsess over him, who cares, this one is clearly a shitposter, just report him and shut up, it's irrelevant wether or not it's the usual one or another.

Well now that thread will die I'll make some confessions
>I'm not the sauske faggot you are all mindbroken by
>I hate these dailys and all the named posters
>I think OP is a gargantuan faggot that wouldn't be missed if he died tonight
>These threads are certified shit
Have fun arguing about your ghost in these threads. I'm out, faggots (:

>>280860996
If it isn't him, it may as well be him. Whatever the case, the threadshitters must be redeemed

>>280861009
Prove that she would do it even if Naruto wasn't there and without being ordered to by the Hokage

>>280861041
holy fuck, you're retarded
see you next thread

>>280861041
Sasukefag please, wishing death on other people is not nice

>>280861041
Saarrrr

>>280861041
Bye anon, I’ll relax with Sakusasu now :3

Isn't the sasukefag really shameless about everything he does? Why would he bother trying to convince others that he isn't himself at this point?
>>280860404
>>280860273
This reads like a different person

>>280861139
I just pointed it out but I just realized I'll get called sasukefag for it, shit

>>280860435
Why does Naruto look so fat here?

>>280860783
Funniest post in the thread

>>280861045
>No response

>>280860726
you're so fucking tsun for the sasukefag, you see him in every post and go out of your way to check up on him in other boards.
You bring him up completely unprompted because you can't stand these threads being anything else than people talking about your precious sasukefag
I would gladly replace every single one of your posts with tayuyafag's most deranged autistic fantasies and it would be a noticeable improvement on the quality of these threads
kill yourself

The Sasukeschizo is doing the EXACT same thing he always does and he's STILL trying to convince everyone it's not him. Lmao. Just give it up, dude. I thought you said you don't come here anymore? Lying again like always?

>>280861312
livestream your suicide

>>280861139
>This reads like a different person
No it doesn't.

>>280861308
>sasukefag
>tayuyafag
Same shit

>TAYUYAFAGTAYUYAFAGTAYUYAFAG
FOAZ status?

Oh look, it's the "skeptic" persona who always appears specifically to tell us it's not the schizo when this happens.

>>280861346
>>280861372
in lieu of getting a life, kill yourself

Amazing how much damage some anonymous poster has caused some of you. Maybe if you didn't give him a designation and bring him up all the time, he wouldn't be relevant and derail these shitty threads? Just a thought.

>>280861308
Nobody cares about the Sasukefag when he aka probably (You) always bring him up as if anyone cares.

I still do have a strong suspicion that Tayuyafag and Sasukefag are the same person.

>>280861393
>anonymous
heh

>>280861458
So is this a common accusatory tactic in Jeetville?

>>280861393
No one in these threads are at fault since he mads replies to himself when he's ignored and thrn says we're all "mindbroken" and we call everyone him when it's so piss easy to tell it's him. So you know what I'm insinuating, correct?

>>280861045
Hinata never had any animosity towards him for her to need a strong reason to save him unlike with the genin in this arc.

>>280861494
Just think about it, he's happily posting as Tayuyafag because no one calls him out on it. It's the exact same kind of waifufaggotry.

>>280861393
no one is falling for it

>>280861522
I think you disgusting little jeetroaches need to get Paki’d already

>>280861458
Sorry, this tactic isn't gonna work, schizo-kun. You already did this with OP. The Tayuyafag has been in Naruro threads years before you even came here with your discount /dbs/ threads called "/nart/" (retarded name).

>>280861467
If you knew who these specific designated posters were, you would have doxed them by now. Don't pretend your schizophrenia equates to actually recognizing certain posters.

>>280861500
>and we call everyone him when it's so piss easy to tell it's him
Only sasukefag and the people you accuse of being him know the truth, but you won't believe either when they tell you it's not him, it's very funny actually

>>280861500
>>280861544
Samefag mindbroken by some random poster. Sad..

>>280861557
>The Tayuyafag has been in Naruro threads years before
>Schizophrenia can't develop any further
Cmon now

Both Shikamaru and Kiba have shown a bigger desire to behead Sasuke and yet here they are.

Every single time people call him out there is always a sudden influx of posts trying to deflect, insulting the dailies and OP, and blaming everyone else. Learn subtlety goddamn.

Tayuyafag is just an extremely dedicated waifufag but he's harmless
He's been understandably active in these threads because it's tayuya's time to shine, her fifteen minutes before she gets deleted by a superior girl

>>280861562
>Only sasukefag and the people you accuse of being him know the truth
It does make me wonder if it's multiple retards or just 1 sad projecting faggot making the accusation.

>>280861587
Not working, bucko. You've already tried this with OP.

>>280861616
He's an annoying faggot. Fuck off. Anyone who earns a reputation as being easily recognizable is cancer.

>>280861608
sub 80 iq fags, man

>>280861654
>the jeet realizes that he is cancer

>>280861608
Psychoautist, pls

>>280861557
>>280861648
>Sasukefag telling me it's not working when I have already found him out
Lol get fucked faggot you just confirmed it

So what’s on the list after we finish Part 2?
Boruto?
Springtime of Youth?
Anything else?

>>280861562
There is no "they", Sasukefag. Only you do this. You're easy to out because you use the same exact insults, tactics, and mannerisms.

>>280861669
Just because you name the voices in your head doesn't mean they are actual posters. Try again.

>>280861704
>People who browse the same website have the same insults and mannerisms
You don't say

>>280861704
Psychoautist, pls

>>280861716
>>280861725
colossal retard

>>280861693
The Minato oneshot?

>>280861688
It's not working. The Tayuyafag has been here longer than you. Why are you still trying to do these deflective "reveals" when you failed to do this with Dailyramen?

>>280861748
We don't sign our post here

>bitched about shillfic anon and tayuyafag not getting as much flak
>caugh samefagging before one different devices
>vents in other board naruto threads how he's going to ruin them on /a/
>posts in the exact same manner
>i-it's totally not him bro

>>280861755
>when you failed to do this with Dailyramen?
Wasn't me but I don't think it failed. Tayuyafag, Dailyramen and Sasukefag might as well be the same poster.

personally my favorite sasukefag moments is when poals happen and he whines that it’s all bots

>>280861789
>Tayuyafag, Dailyramen and Sasukefag might as well be the same poster.
Way to out yourself

You're the only fucking idiot who thinks Dailyramen samefags in these threads.

>>280861785
Holy ESL

>>280861785
>vents in other board naruto threads how he's going to ruin them on /a/
Which I think is funny because there’s quite literally zero new strategy he can try, he’s exhausted every other possible option to where he’s currently just rerunning the same old stuff

>>280861816
>You're the only fucking idiot who thinks Dailyramen samefags in these threads.
Holy fuck how can you lie with a straight face like that lmao

>>280861816
Dailyfaggot...

>>280861716
No one in here acts like you, schizo. Just stop. We know it's you. So much for leaving these threads alone like you tried to claim. You just can't help yourself because you're jealous of OP for "stealing" your spotlight and the Tayuyafag not being hated like you. So much envy.

>>280861820
retard
>>280861829
it really is
>>280861834
>>280860696
>>280860613
seriously
this isn't even funny

>>280861789
Dropped the mask again. You're so fucking bad at this. You're completely unable to stay in-character with your personas when given the heat.

>>280861851
>No one in here acts like you, schizo
Yet you say that to everyone who slightly disagrees with you, like bruh

It's him because there is no fucking way some random faggot would get into the most waste of time "argument" on the goddamn internet over this bullshit.

Sasukepoopjeetpoopskinpoopstreet…

>>280861901
Because it's always tou without fucking fail. Do you honestly believe you're putting up a believable act when you astroturf?

>>280861901
There is no one else who could possibly give this much of a shit to take issue with a goddamn daily of all things. There has been a dozen other ones before. You are only retard here with an extremely autistic faggot complex about Naruto that makes you want to, as you've posted before, ruin these threads.

>>280861903
You're not understanding the issue, are you? You think we're defending the sasukefag when we're really just telling you to STOP TALKING ABOUT ALLLLLL NAMEFAGS. Really I don't understand how an entire general can be this dense. Fucking mindbroken.

>>280861851
You are so caught up in superficial drama on a guinean grape pigeage forum, i can't help but feel pity for your psyche

Stop loading up responses on two devices lil bro

>>280861941
>>280861933
>>280861945

>>280861870
ESL...

>>280861945
>we're
>mindbroken
>>280860955
>>280861583
Try harder at the very least

>>280861903
Absolutely. Who in their right mind would ever give a fuck to desperately defend the honor of some schizo. Jesus, man, this guy doesn't even try.

>>280861980
Yes there's more than one person ITT telling you to drop it already

>>280861980
>a new retard has entered the chat
Uh oh

>>280861941
>There is no one else who could possibly give this much of a shit to take issue with a goddamn daily of all things
And yet, here you are

>>280861996
Cool story, bro.
>>280861994
They sure as hell wouldn't go on for over a hundred goddamn posts if they really were just annoyed from him being constantly brought up that's for damn sure. If discussing him is the issue, why discuss discussing him? Holy shit. Fucking moron.

Tinfoil theory: he wanted to hype up the idea of taking a break so that he could rain hot jeet vengeance on the threads, but then he realized nobody would miss him similar to the first 9-10 days after 4chan came back and he shat his pants

>>280861945
You always bring yourself up because you really, REALLY want some kind of legacy in these threads and that's never going to happen.

>>280862034
your brain broke
>>280862044
Definitely.

>>280862044
Sane theory: most of you need to touch grass

>>280862056
>Stop talking about named faggots
>YOUUUU YOU'RE BRINGING YOURSELF UP YOU WANT US TO TALK ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUU
Do you hear yourself man?

>>280862077
>>Stop talking about named faggots
I can't believe you are really pretending like that was what you were going for this entire goddamn time as you tried to prove you weren't you

>>280862068
Oh. Poor projecting anon. Maybe take a break?

>>280856975
It's because for every cute kunoichi feet shown there's like double the manboy toes shoved in your face

>>280862106
You might be too retarded to discuss anything with, impressive
>inb4 cope

Mhm! He keeps using both devices to reply to different posts within a few seconds of each other every time! Interesting!

>>280862133
What happens when it starts looking like more than two devices? You really think the motherfucker has some kind of chinese clickfarm at home? Wake up faggot, no one is defending him, we want you to stop bringing him up.

>>280862125
I accept your concession.

If you really weren't him, you wouldn't have even bothered. You would've stuck to your supposed point. But you didn't because you are him and you are a damn idiot.

>>280862159
>we
HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS!?
NO ONE
AND I MEAN NO ONE
USES WE

BECAUSE 4CHAN IS NOT A COLLECTIVE LIKE YOU ARE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>280862074
>>280862077
>>280862159
>>280862161
oh it really is true, those post times are nuts

>>280862043
Just fucking cut the crap already. We know you're the one who mentions himself and then call us obsessed when told to fuck off. These dailies are not ending. The Tayuyafag is more likable than you. Your not gonna get Boruto cancelled by trolling. Nobody wants to talk about your weird fetish fanfic. Either clean up your act or get the fuck over it. Nobody cares. You're not going to be a thread celebrity.

Stop talking about sasukefag.
Stop talking about tayuyafag.
Stop talking about shillfic.
Springramen should post the pagest anonymously.

There I fixed your shitty threads.

>>280862197
anon, i'm with you
read my post again, please
>>280862214
oh hey threadshitter

Tayuyafag? My hero.

>>280862192
Woah the schizo got angry

>>280862192
That is a good point. I almost never see it used here.
>>280862197
>We
wait a minute

>>280862214
>Still trying to rope in the Tayuyafag and even the shillficfag to go down with the ship with you.
Enough already, Sasukefag. What happened to you leaving these threads alone?

Daily Ramen? My HERO.
Tayuyafag? My FRIEND.
Sasukejeet? I POOP ON HIM.

>>280862270
>What happened to you leaving these threads alone?
When did he say this? More importantly if he said this, why don't you?

sasukeshart

The most obvious ones are all the posts shitting on springaramen for doing what a daily is supposed to fucking do.

how stupid do you have to be to think anyone would think it's someone else?

>>280862263
>Schizo trying to deflect again with his skeptic persona.

>>280862214
>stop posting Naruto
FTFY