Kuroi Sensei.

>>280878032 (OP)
I would take her
Yes I'm this desperate

>>280878032 (OP)

No commentary. Just cake.

>>280878445

You wouldn't an old woman

What would it be like to be married to Kuroi

>>280878032 (OP)
hottest girl in lucky star desu

Chemical rape...LE BAD

Ms. Kuroi is stacked.

>>280878032 (OP)
>27
She's 45 now.

>>280878368
I'd knock her up on the first night.

>>280878705
mommy

>>280878032 (OP)
I love her since I was younger than her.

>>280878512
I'm an old man, Anon.

>>280878032 (OP)
femceldom is fiction, getting laid as a woman takes no skill or effort

>>280878837
Yes, every second counts. She doesn't have long before menopause and baby issues increase with age. She needs to be constantly pregnant for years.

>>280878941
>>280878837
Yeah 27 is probably the last year where a woman could feasibly have four kids that are healthy.

>>280878368
>27
>4 kids
She needs to be pregnant for almost 4 years straight for that. Better get to work.

>>280878032 (OP)
>27
No problem, you still have 10 years to have some fun.

>>280878891
Yes, and?

>>280879387
It is therefor my job to love the unloved hags

>>280878926
This entire board is about fiction, dumbass. Get the fuck out of here.

>>280878517

>>280878032 (OP)
I REFUSE to believe a woman like this could stay single for so long

>>280878032 (OP)
>>280878368
There is absolutely 0 chance she wouldn't be married or have everyone lusting after her while looking like that.

>>280880594
How did she become a teacher?

>>280880594
Several things went terribly wrong for her to not have gotten pregnant as a JK. She's too much for anons to handle.

>>280878032 (OP)
Look at that arch

Sex with Kuroi on her desk

>>280881741
>Sartre
>Lennon
>Che fucking Guevara
Good God, what level of retardation is this?

>>280882074
cry harder, chud

>>280881741
Ah, Japanese ignorance.
Who's Sartre?

>>280879775
Considering she's japanese and she literally only goes to work and then rots in her apartment, I can see it. She obviously has people lusting over here, though

>>280881741
>those 3 names
Oh I get it, she's stupid and a walking red flag, that's why she's single.

>>280881741
She's a commie like most teachers

>>280881741
Oh shit, I thought she needed some dicking but it seems like what she actually needs is a bullet to the head

Why does this 30 year old teacher play video games with her students?

>>280883657
At least she isn't fucking her students

>>280883300
Leftists aren't human.

>>280878517
You'd never see her, have sex with her, or even get to talk to her because she'd be playing MMOs all day, every single day.

>>280885048
Is there proof of this?

>>280881741
>>280883444

>>280886216
I mean I would be playing with her or have her play while she's riding me.

>>280880594
I'd make her wear that uniform.

>>280883444
Built for missionary position

Miyuki paizuri

More like, Stinky Star, amirite fellas?

>>280879508
I don't like having my intelligence insulted.

>>280886978
there's a reason why the saying is "those who cannot do, teach"

>>280883398
Holy fuck

>>280885048
Kuroi on my dick
Konata on my face
They giggle while they make out

>>280878032 (OP)
>>280878368
If she's over 14 she's a dried up hag

>I'm now the same age as all the old hag characters
Welp

>>280878032 (OP)
god i wish that were me

>>280881741
It's not too late for correction.

>>280889795
She's a teacher. She'll correct you.

>>280890772
I'm ok with that.

>>280878032 (OP)
with her as sensei lucky stars