Thread 280879345 - /a/ [Archived: 28 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:30:29 PM No.280879345
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Idk I don’t see why people think he did anything wrong.
If the average person got isekai’d as a baby in Ann other world and got to redo it they’d do much worse.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:42:20 PM No.280879586
>>280879345 (OP)
If I pulled that off would you die?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:43:34 PM No.280879613
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>>280879345 (OP)
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:54:44 PM No.280879870
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>>280879586
It would be extremely painful...
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:02:44 PM No.280880062
>>280879613
That guy is autistic so doesn't count.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:12:38 PM No.280880289
>>280879345 (OP)
>>280879870
What the fuck am I looking at?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:12:41 PM No.280880291
>>280879870
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:24:36 PM No.280880557
>what if I was like, reincarnated to be a white baby and then I like, stole white woman panties and sniffed them
>this is what the japanese make cartoons about. They animate and voice act this.
What a filthy, subhuman dogshit race. I hope they get more tsunamis and earthquakes soon.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:32:25 PM No.280880734
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>>280879870
>>280880291
GET OUT OF MY GET OUT OF YM HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:43:21 PM No.280880950
>>280879345 (OP)
Realistically his baby brain wouldn't be well formed enough to remember his past life.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:43:34 PM No.280880951
>>280879345 (OP)
If I got teleported into isekai world I will kill myself once I realized I don't have any of my modern amenities. Like, do they have toilet paper? There's certainly no plumbing, so I have to shit on a bucket and throw it out into the street, right? No eletricity, nothing to do. Like, sure, adventuring sounds cool, but the world is dangerous, you're literally risking your life and could die. Besides that, what else is there to do? Read books? They're expensive as fuck. Maybe just train? But that doesn't seem fun, just annoying. Have sex? Maybe, but then you'd have to find a partner and there's no protection, you would have children eventually and it would only fuck up your life.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:49:02 PM No.280881054
>>280880951
He was a disgusting shut-in NEET who probably peed in bottles, shit in trash bags and showered twice a month.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:57:28 PM No.280881254
>>280881054
He did wash up, I think he had a bathroom inside his room? I have no idea. I'm talking about me, though. I would probably be like the girl that wanted to go back home, being in an isekai world seems like a pain in the ass
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:06:19 PM No.280881436
>>280880951
>Like, do they have toilet paper?
Travel and use one of the things that you spray your ass with water with and you'll think toilet paper is barbaric.
The best combo is both though. Just to have something to dry your perfectly clean ass with.
Rudy could easily clean his ass with water and dry himself off with a rag.
Also he would have had his diapers changed for most of the years before that point.
I'll admit that shitting in a diaper does not sound appealing in the slightest though. But at least you'd get instantly cleaned by either the maid or his mom.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:07:31 PM No.280881459
>>280881436
>Rudy could easily clean his ass with water
*I mean with magic, not a bucket
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:36:30 PM No.280882115
>>280880951
You can just invent some kind of water powered automation and get filthy rich

>>280881436
>noooooooooooo don't wash chicken, you blast all the chicken particles everywhere
>why yes, aerosolizing your shit particles is the height of sophistication
Just use wet wipes like a normal person.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:45:29 PM No.280882307
>>280882115
>Just use wet wipes like a normal person.
I do, but I still miss how clean the assblaster felt.
You just wipe first like normal, then assblast, then dry. Best of both worlds, and far less aerosol since you've already wiped. That was my goto strat before.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:47:57 PM No.280882372
>>280879345 (OP)
If his isekai mother knew who he was she’d drown him.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:49:14 PM No.280882404
>>280882115
wiping is for women and homosexuals anyway
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:38:49 AM No.280884583
>>280882404
based and mahaoupilled
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:57:17 AM No.280884970
>MT thread
nice, I just entirely watched this, so I have some questions
Why did Cliff mentioned Eris and never again
The fuck happened to Shipie parents
Are there other Sperds?
Will anyone besides Nanahoshi be aware that Rudy is a reincarnation?
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:04:32 AM No.280885100
>>280884970
>Why did Cliff mentioned Eris and never again
Because he saw that Rudeus isn't together with her, so they probably broke up, and he stopped caring after Eris once he fell in love with Elinalise.
>The fuck happened to Shipie parents
They died.
>Are there other Sperds?
Yes. You won't see them until the last season, however.
>Will anyone besides Nanahoshi be aware that Rudy is a reincarnation?
Yes. All his three wives do, as does his half-sister, as does Orsted, as will all of Rudeus's children, and so does Zenith after she gained telepathic powers and the blessed child of milis who can read memories. And that's the people the story showed, there might have been even more people who found out about his otherworlder nature past the main story and before the protagonist's death.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:10:22 AM No.280886242
>>280885100
thanks bro, much appreciated
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:19:22 AM No.280886400
men cannot have sex before at least age 11, Rudy was stuck in his old life when his body needed sex

in the novel he likes to watch little girls piss, smell their sweat and other stupid shit, people with normal sex lives don't do that

for the anime onlies Rudy's greatest sin was forgetting his family
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:14:40 AM No.280888747
>>280879345 (OP)
yes
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:25:45 AM No.280888945
>>280880951
He can use magic to wash his ass, who even cares about toilet paper
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:31:06 AM No.280889043
>>280879345 (OP)
Average Japanese self insert
Normies: REEEE WORST SERIES EVER
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:54:16 AM No.280889518
>>280879613
She killed commies, so that's a plus instead