Yotsuba & Christmas Trees (part 1)

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>>280998489

>>281027678
SEX

>>281027678
sex

>>281027727
Denuded Christmas trees can be very stylish

>>281027692
>"I'm in the mood for something brown"
-_- The internet is going to misuse this, isn't it?

>>281027848
ALIEN CLOUDS
ITS AN INVASION

>>281027848
I see (((they))) have finally arrived.

Done. These kids are going places, I tell you.
See you tomorrow!

>>281027894
Sankyuu

>>281027860
THEY ARE SHIPS OF WAR
RUN AWAY

>>281027873
ENTER

>>281027692
LET'S GO SAAAARS

>>281027775
>>281027796
>>281027814
>>281027827
I really love seeing her graduate from training wheels. <3
Reminds me of when I started getting good at riding my bike and riding with my dad, and then both my parents.

>>281027848
Ah the world end arc has begun... Now it gets real

>>281027873
So this is the origin of that know-it-all kid from the Osaka-sensei chapter, although in that case he was a lifesaver

>>281027727
i noticed she calls yousuke "older brother", do they have a younger brother too?

>>281027692
I'M GONNA BROWN

>>281027678
She's way cuter with glasses desu

>>281027748
星っぽい?

>>281027873
why is he like that?

>>281028159
It's a terminology thing, you acknowledge those above you with titles and honorifics. Younger siblings are called by name.

>>281027894
hey OP over at the soremachi thread, their OP lets them have 2 chapters when its a 2-parter .....

she reminds me of something....

>>281028488
sideshow bob

>>281028159
Japs don't have a word for just "brother".

>>281028159
>>281028327
>first time this general does not feature the Yen Press translation, known for reiterating dumb notes about honorifics and such
>/a/ breaks down in confusion
It's not just a title or honorific thing though.
Japanese has actual different words/kanji for older (oniisan) and younger brothers (otouto), same for female siblings (oneesan and imouto respectively).

>>281028619
hmm no not quite

>>281028668
The san in oneesan/oniisan is a honorific, the actual word is just nee/nii, with the o also being a respect/honor thing.

>>281028798
yeah but its practically merged into the word, it doesnt convey the same meaning as <name>-san.

>>281028851
It does though, that's why you see variants with chan and even sama occasionally.

>>281027678
Are trackballs actually good?
Also sex

>>281027692
SHERPA'D

>>281029023
They definitely can be. It depends on what you're using it for and if you personally like it. You can think of it as an orb you ponder with your hand.

Compiled from last thread. Save for unparalleled insight and analytical wisdom.

>>281029342
>crown

>>281029023
I don't like the thumb wheel ones, I feel the strain in the muscles at the base of my thumb after a while, feels like it's probably worse to do a lot of that than a lot of normal mouse movement where you can use more of your arm
The big ones you use multiple fingers on look comfy though

>>281029403
>the thumb wheel ones
Do they also function as normal mice? I feel like the thumb ball could help with addition precision and course correction, rather than being the main navigation method. Using that as the norm foes seem like it'd give you some kind of strain-based injury.

okay but seriously where can i find the raws

>>281029495
the one I've tried only had the thumb wheel, but having both does seem like it might be neat

>>281029545
you could buy the manga

>>281027727
What's with the big feet reeee get yourself together Azuma

>>281029403
Have you tried using a trackball for a long time? Like months or something. It sounds like it's something you could eventually get used to, like when I switched from a lifetime of Xbox controllers to a PS one. I felt the pain during the first couple of weeks but then I got used to it.

>>281029834
they're fixed in the volume version, trust me

>>281027692
BROWN FOOD
BROWN DRINK
CALORIES...

>>281027894
Son of Rock man?

Thanks OP, this chapter rocks!

>>281029643
already did
in the language that's available for sale in my country

>>281027678
Going back to no backgrounds is disorienting.

>>281030054
They'll be at least 20% bigger.

>>281028298
those burdened with knowledge are also burdened with the responsibility to share it

>>281028457
Do you see in the subject how it says 'daily yotsuba chapter'? That is a PROMISE. And I don't go back on my promises.

>>281028668
This is just an explanation as to why someone would not just say "brother", since kyoudai more broadly means "siblings of varying ages", and generally older siblings are called niisan and neesan rather than using their names.

>>281027873
AutismO

>>281030245
clarkson...

>>281027727
Yousuke bros... it's not our fault we have to celebrate this confusing western holiday

>>281027873
ENTER THE SON OF THE AUTISTIC ROCK MAN

>>281027692
AAAAAY MIJITA RICAAAA

>>281027894
Wow that was a short chapter . Thanks

>>281029342
Those posts fail to take into account the fuuka interpretation of the ending of the story in the following chapter.

if anyone else needs the raws they were dumped in 231041519

>>281030698
nice

>>281027873
Here is your son in law Yosuke

>>281027894
>Yotsuba
>Mii-chan
>Autism-kun
The gang is ready

>>281032459
My fucking hero

>>281027827
>>281027928
Smugtsuba

>>281027827

>>281027678
Yay, new chapter territory for me and it's a Kohacute chapter!

>>281027894
Thanks anon

>>281027717
>>281027727
>>281027748
Yotsuba will either be Asagi 2.0 or Koharuko 2.0

>>281027848

>>281027894
>dispapperas
What ddi Azuka mean by thsi?

>>281027796
https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M?si=CZOgQeax0bpe2Im6

>>281027894

Oh, thought we'd be dong both halves of this chapter today

>>281027848

>>281027873
He's high functioning enough to empathize with Yotsuba having, in fact, seen a flock of sheep.

>>281027894
Post everything, lazyass

>>281028271
星面体のやつがいい

>>281027678
>Don't uses glasses when in front of a screen but uses anywhere else
wat
also, a cute

>>281027692
She wants some brown D

>>281029545
Unironically /a/

>>281027727
Man, that guy is kind of a dumbdumb, huh

>>281027775
Yotsuba looks bigger here.
Dang, kids do grow up fast

>>281027873
Yotsuba's future BF

>>281027894
Autism is truly something else
Thanks!

>>281027873
a young Kimura in the making, just walking in and blurting out uninvited comments, astounding everyone.

>>281027873
ENTER CLOUDBOY SON OF ROCKMAN

>>281032567
THIS IS A STORE THAT SELLS CLOUDS

>>281036491
Thanks. Just to confirm the reading, is it written with せいめんたい?
From my (very) limited knowledge and Wikipedia, it has a sort of technical vibe. Along with her expensive imported car and the trackball, could it be Koharuko works in design or engineering?
I could be talking out of my ass desu

>>281037674
Hoshimentai. She means the flat faced star you see traditionally

>>281027678
>>281027692
Wtf you anons lied to me
You said we wouldn't see koharuko again
NOT FUNNY
I CRIED

>>281027848
the ayys are here

>>281030245

>>281036510
>Don't uses glasses when in front of a screen but uses anywhere else
>wat
it means she is near sighted, anon. I can see just fine right in front of me, but need glasses for stuff like driving or watching tv. I prefer not to wear them unless I absolutely have to

>>281027678
Perfect nibbleable ears

>>281027748
She really reminds me of someone from World Trigger. Yuba, maybe.

>>281034460
All women either become Asagi or Koharuko

>>281027692
I have/had several Indian/Nepalese/Bangladeshi friends in Tokyo. Prior to the post-covid immigration changes, the only ones who came (or could come) to the country where interesting, intelligent, motivated, scrupulous people. The cream of the crop so to speak. One of them was a beloved bartender who owned one of the most legendary and famous rock bars in the city for 40 years, known to bands and travelers and locals alike from every continent on earth. Sadly it finally closed down due to the actions of a certain zaibatsu chewing up the land and regurgitating it into soulless sterile globalized Beverly Hills-esque corposchlock, like the plot of a bad 80s movie was turned into an instruction manual. For a shining period of several decades, Tokyo matched the perfect ideal of what a genuine unironically "vibrant" city should, and could, be. It's still great now, but things are going to get worse before they get better.

>>281036510
>Don't uses glasses when in front of a screen but uses anywhere else
Or maybe she usually wears contact lenses when meeting other people. Since Yosuke and Yotsuba are her family, she didn't mind them seeing her in glasses.

>>281036491
>星面体
>>281037902
>Hoshimentai
Just to be clear, this is probably a word that Koharuko made up with on the spot. Perhaps she tried to explain it in a cool way using a mathematical term, but failed.

>>281028982
Honorifics are complicated things. They're not always purely logical and follow strict rules. Sometimes they are worn so close they indeed become incorporated as if they were part of the "name", in a sense.

As an example, I have mother+daughter friends who call each other [name]-san, in both directions. On paper this might sound cold and impersonal, but it isn't. There's reason involving their history that's woven together into their whole sense of how they feel each other that transcends the dictionary description of the honorific itself to become something much more personal.

And then you have people who get called things like "-chan-san" which is just fun.

And then you have the whole discussion with how familial position pronouns can be used as generics to address unrelated people, but I think that's already been described in a previous thread.

>>281036449
>that hurried parent walk
even without the sweatdrops it comes through crystal clear

>>281040874
It's just descriptive hoshi + mentai

>>281040923
It would have been a little bit better if she had simply said Hoshigata-Tamentai. Mentai usually refers to spicy fish eggs.

>>281027692
Wtf, you can't say that!

>>281036403
Thank you, anon.

>>281027692
She's into gyaruo?

>>281027717
>christmas cake thinking about christmas trees

>>281032567
Name their future high school club.

>>281036429
Delinquent duo

>>281036403
>>281036449
very important

>>281027629 (OP)
yotsu

PAGE 10 EMERGENCY BUNNY BUMP

>>281027873
>>281027894
>Shows up
>Screams science facts
>Leaves

I was this kid, though my taste ran more to birds and dinosaurs.

>>281049652
What is your favorite dinosaur?

>>281027814
>>281028048
I heard training wheels are a bad tool to teach a kid cycling. They prevent you from leaning into curves and you can't get a feeling for the small adjustments you need to make to stay upright

>>281049695
Dinosaur with 100 teeth

>>281027848

>>281050004
Full-on cycling, sure. But, I think they help massively lower that initial hurdle. A lot of kids can easily get discouraged from trying to get decent at riding a bike if they feel it is prohibitively too hard, especially because they don't yet know how sticking with something can get them eventual success. They also can be rightfully terrified of falling and hurting themselves. Training wheels help both those issues by making it easy for anyone to get on the bike and get comfortable with how it feels just to be on there and move and steer without dying or getting stuck or something. Once they get the hang of it and are getting comfortable, it's up to their parents (or whoever is teaching them) to determine when it's appropriate to start experimenting with them attempting to ride the bike for real, sometimes switching back and forth until the child is mostly comfortable and successful at riding without the assistance.
That's my understanding and experience, at least.

>>281051874
This. It's not like there's a reason to hurry in learning to ride a bike.

>>281051874
>A lot of kids can easily get discouraged from trying to get decent at riding a bike if they feel it is prohibitively too hard, especially because they don't yet know how sticking with something can get them eventual success
Ok that makes sense. I also had training wheels, but couldn't figure out how to stay upright without them.
One sunday my father removed the wheels, took me to a big empty market square and kept pushing me on the bike while running right behind me, just barey holding the saddle to catch me whenever i fell. I insisted that he CAN'T LET GO.
After a few hours of this, i remember saying something to him, and the answer came from several meters behind me. Good memories

>>281050004
I think most training wheels can be adjusted to increase the difficulty gradually.
I learned to ride with them because
a) my grandma couldn't keep up with my 5yo self
b) my father would get frustrated and start shouting
So yeah, I guess it depends.

>>281049695
>What is your favorite dinosaur?
Parasaurolophus walkeri.

>>281050004
>I heard training wheels are a bad tool to teach a kid cycling. They prevent you from leaning into curves and you can't get a feeling for the small adjustments you need to make to stay upright
Training wheels are just there to stop the kid from falling over until they're capable of starting and stopping safely and maintaining stability through momentum.

PAGE 10 BNUUYMP #2

>>281049004

I can feel the chapter coming

>>281057953
Careful Fuuka, you might get stuck.

Where's the next chapter OP. I'm craving more Yots

I want to feed Fuuka so she can get stuck more often

Yotsuba & Christmas Trees (part 2)

>>281059211
SANTA IS REAL

>>281059211
Nio-san punish him for telling lies.

>>281059293
does scruffy have a kid?

>>281059402
that's a nice (You), suba

Done. You may now begin the debate on whether you should get a plastic or real tree.
See you tomorrow!

>>281059534
Sankyuu.

>>281059534
real trees are nicer but plastic is easier

>>281059279
>>281059320
Woman moment. You don't talk like that to an adult, correction is needed.

>>281059279
Scruffy has a harsh boss.

>>281059384
>was only going to buy a star
>bought all the decorations for them
koharuko is the best

>>281059534
going out into the woods and cutting your own tree is an important part of christmas
but if you're not going to do that you might as well get a plastic one, it's not that much worse in and of itself and not getting needles everywhere is a definite advantage

>>281059564

A couple of years ago I saw stores selling literal Charlie Brown trees that were two feet tall for, like, fifty bucks. Fuck that shit.

>>281059425
he seems very tired lately
iktf but is he ok?

>>281060088
Fuuka gave him his christmas present early.

>>281059211
Hotori wishes she was this good

>>281049004
me playing fighting games

>>281059534
Thanks OP

>>281059211
Imposter...

>>281059279
kek Yotsuba is always oddly brusque with Scruffy
Like even Yanda gets more playful teasing, Scruffy just gets yelled at
Poor dude, but business is business

>>281060420
AIDS?

>>281059293
Dang, so Scruffy wasn't lying when he mentioned the life advice part

>>281059293
Truly childhood is a time of firsts and lasts

>>281059889
>not getting needles everywhere
Well, not real ones, anyway

>>281060088
Some manner of parental melancholy over his daughter growing maybe

>>281059534
Thanks OP

>>281061009
Nobody's got aids! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

>>281059507
>....BEHOLD!....(0_0)
Lol. Holy shit, she really is this site's spirit animal.

>>281049004
>posting Bunny Drop in a Yotsuba thread
GTFO

>>281059534
Thanks OP. Real tree all the way. The imperfection is part of the charm

>>281027629 (OP)
I love this page of the koiwais stepping only on the stripes, so cute
>>281038603
total chiyo-chan death

>>281059293
People have pointed out the various off-ramp scenarios where it looked like the manga would declare an ending and this seems like another one. Wonder if Azuma really will end the series once Yotsuba goes to school or tries to shuffle in a new cast to keep things fresh.

>>281060088
he's dying
yotsuba will be adopted by the ayases

>>281040887
I hope you get a serving of oyakodon someday, anonchansama

>>281062111
I struggle to imagine this turning into a school SOL

And Azuma is nearly 60, the manga is 20+ years running, would be quite a commitment at this point to write as if everything before now has been some prelude to Yotsuba's school life

>>281059358
Most probably

>>281027692
what does the original say for the bottom right?

>>281062351
It wouldn't necessarily become a school SoL
It would just have chapters that include school. The pace would just have to pick up and he could start making chapters cover a week instead of part of a day, or skip days and stuff to avoid being repetetive. If he wants to continue telling stories about Yots and new friends in school, he will. If not, he wont. Simple as

>>281059534
Thanks!

>>281059534
Used to have plastic, but one year we went real and that was it, real trees ever since.
Once we take it down these days, it gets left outside for a bit then taken up to ah allotment and put into the compost bin.

>>281059350
>>281059365

This kind of tree sucks. Had one as a kid and the plastic used to prick me all over

>>281060088
I always get exhausted by the end of december

>>281061591
heh
the usagi drop anime is still good, athough

>>281059534
Thanks anon
Plastic trees are easier

>>281062764
Unlike real pines, that famously aren't prickly.

>>281060088
It's the power of the kotatsu, according to my Japanese anime

>>281062803
Some types aren't and can be very gentle.

>>281062865
don't fuck the trees, anon

>>281039695
wtf??? I love women now

>>281034471
Yotsuba 'low diffs' the Darkness Devil, as they say.

>>281060088
deadly Japanese flu prions folded over 1000 times

>>281049004
bnuuy :D

>>281056050
what a young warrior...

>>281060088
he's an old man. he'll feel rejuvenated once he get with either of the *eldest* ayase sisters.

>>281059610
Slacking bums deserve to get yelled at. Do your job wagie!

>>281063347
Did someone not teach you manners? I will correct you to behave properly.

>read every single storytime I've missed so far
>someone posted one of my edits >>278522439
>mfw

>>281063458
Man, you were extremely behind.

>>281059464
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYbRI6NuBbI
>>281059489
HUGEsuba

>>281063491
that just means I have more yotsuba to enjoy

What is azuma doing with yotsuba's face these last few chapters?

>>281063745
I like it.

>>281059365
I like small trees but that's way too small

>>281063884
idk man i get kind of peko chan vibes from it.

>>281059610
>correction is needed
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>281059384
You just know Koharuko asked Koiwai for the money to pay for that

>>281062778
man i was exhausted by may

>>281059425
yotsuba at work
what will she do

>>281064296

>>281064375
Some people have that job but they live in third world countries.

>>281059507
https://youtu.be/0NeOvo33Enw?si=0hfgRg5UjK2jVARh

>>281064375
i have that job because i get tardbuxx

>>281038603
It's Yostsubato. Yotsuba had no "to" with Koharuko and therefore we didn't actually see her again.

>>281059534
>>281059889
Don't get real tree. The cut tree feels pain and suffering and other house plants near it sense it too. It's crotesque to torture living thing and make it center of your celebration.

>>281065667
>NOOO DON'T HURT PLANTS THEY HAVE FEELINGS
jesus christ what level of foid is this

>>281065667
it's important to show the houseplants what a good deal they've got, don't want them to get uppity

>>281065667
i understand vegetarianism/veganism but how do you even eat if you won't harm plants?

>>281065800
Haha, I told my nieces and nephews this one christmas. After that they got plastic tree.

It is quite fitting though for celebrsting Jesus' birth. You pretty much crucify a living thing and enjoy its slow painful dead, wrap it with wires of lights to make it think it still gets never ending daylight and the star on top symbolizes the crown of thorns Jesus was made to wear on the cross.

>>281065960
I eat meat but I don't first make the animal suffer for weeks with its limbs cut off and it being placed in my living room for my family's amusement

>>281065967
You've made a good argument to continue using a live tree.

>>281066189
You're the one who needs to deal with the scorn of all the christmas trees in the afterlife

>>281066007
adrenochrome

>>281066262
All I'm saying is that you have made a more convincing argument to associate live trees with Christmas than I have ever seen before. It would be hard to convince any practicing Christian to stop using a live tree if presented with that argument.

>>281066404
Christians don't use the crucifix as their defining symbol because they enjoy watching suffering, they use it as a reminder that life is still worth living in spite of the worst possible suffering being inflicted on those who least deserve it.

Trees are lobotomized when their roots are cut. They don't really feel pain after that.

>>281066465
It's a fantastic way to commemorate His ultimate sacrifice.

>>281066514
Wrong. The trunk sends nerve signals of thirst and distress the whole time until the tree finally dies and other house plants sense it too. It's not nice fact to know and I undrrstand why people rather make excuses to keep the tradition going

>>281066573
I doubt Jesus would endorse making other living things suffer just to celebrate him

>>281066717
The point is moot because trees to not suffer. They do not have brains and are not conscious.

>>281066665
>nooh, not the indoor plants
Yeah, I'm sure those plants are super happy to breathe your farts and stinky feet.

>>281066743
You do you. I've noticed many "good christians" going against Jesus' teachings because it's more convient for them.

>>281066804
I did not say I was a Christian. Regardless, the point is moot, as trees to not suffer, so the issue of whether I am Christian or not is irrelevant.

>>281066852
I understand. It's not nice fact to know.

>>281060088
He is out of shape. Later chapters will confirm it.

>>281059293
Love that bot Koiwais constantly get useful life advices from random people.

>>281059184
>>281059534
These pages are not in the book

>>281059534
Post everything, dumdum

>>281059293
no need to get ominous

>>281059260
spoiled brat

>>281067957
People complain about the prices of translated manga in the West but at least the paper is better.
Would the industry really collapse if they sold them at 1000y and just use paper does is not this shitty?

>>281068079
Last time we've seen Koharuko in half a decade

>>281068016
fucking runes

>>281032383
Oh no, another trip to Mexico that is going to result in half breeds.

>>281068890#
This is the most standard edition for mass sales, it's good value for the price and consumers have proven so time and time again. American publishers do not use better paper (or not much better anyway) for the same version even at 2x-3x the price, it's plain robbery.

For comparison based on what I own, this volume is B6 ￥770 for 256 pages with the second worst quality (worst being A6 books).
An Aokishi issue is around ~550 pages at ￥660 ~ 700 with the best quality for magazines I've ever seen, you can feel about twice the extra thickness, there's no bleed through even under a camera flash, and I've turned on the lights as well as picked a darker page underneath. Paper texture also looks better to me than a B6, with less visible grains and a bit more clear (whiter so to say). Yona Yona Yona from the same magazine is B5 at ￥1320 for 200 pages with similar paper quality. (This did not sell well and there were comments about the pricing being a factor)
Kill Me Baby 15 is A5 at ￥900 for 120 pages. Probably the best quality you can get from commercial manga. Almost feels like touching cardstock, and the paper is very white with very little grains visible (you have to really look closely).

Why shouldn't people complain at this staggering difference in value offering when the only thing they add on is the translation while losing other features such as obi, dustcover, bonuses.
I have the French version of a B6 series also at around double the price, but at least I can stomach it since they keep the dustcovers, they add an obi of their own, and the paper quality is about the Aokishi level (much improved over the original publication). They even add more art to the dustcovers because the barcode area is much smaller

Note that my camera might just be shit so all of them look dimmer when all pages are much more white under human eyes.

>>281059534
Plastic. It's not like I have a choice since we don't have real Christmas trees in my country.

Yotsuba always was "the summer manga" for me. Seeing everyone dressed up warmly and preparing for Christmas is just weird.

>>281068016
>still no volume raws

>>281068890
I wish I could buy the English version of Vol11, that doesn't have the binding problem with missing/repeated chapters.

>>281064525
Some do it from a certain US Air Force base.

>>281059402

>>281070596
saved, very nice

>>281060088
He's sick and dying.
Imagine if that's how the manga ends.
Yotsuba goes to school, a couple of chapters of her having fun on her first day, with Osaka and her new friends, and then she comes home to an ambulance in front of her house and the Ayases crying.

>>281059534
As an adult, objectively speaking, plastic. It's much less of a pain in the ass, and less expensive if you're going to have it for years or even decades than to buy or cut down a new one every year.
As a former child, a plastic tree can't replace the magic of a real one. Going to one of those tree farms, riding home with it in the back of the pickup, making the whole house smell like pine.

>>281060088
He's a single parent, and that is their natural state

>>281070751

>>281067957
That's incredible. There are pages that only we and no one else in this world know about.

>>281070751
This is after Yotsuba watches grandpa quietly pass away in his rocking chair on new years eve.

>>281067957
>>281068016
>>281068048
Well, get to it moonrunespeakers

Why does this translation not have periods at the end of sentences?

>>281071700
Hahaha look at this guy, he wants periods in his manga. What a loseeeeer.

>>281070138
what do you think you're replying to, boy?

>>281059534
I prefer real because we'd always plant them in our garden afterwards. Difficult to have a christmas tree with cat and dog in house, though.
Shame on you OP for not timing it so that this chapter would drop on christmas.

>>281068079
I'm ashamed to admit I don't own the sixteenth volume yet.

since no one's done it yet, i ran the pages through google translate. please, please anyone do a better job.

>>281060088
He just finished a difficult Hitman part time job

>>281072902
My brother in Christ, it's currently Christmas in Australia

>>281073724
Jesus. Fine, I'll read it for you

>>281067957
>Daddy, lend me your smartphone. I'm making a phone call.

>Um

>Yotsuba already knows how smartphones work so...

>Brrrr

>Grandma!!

>Grandma, it's Yotsuba!

>Oh, Yotsuba. What is it?

>Huh, why grandma?

>>281068016
>Look! It's Christmas!

>Yotsuba decorated it, you know!

>Yotsuba decorated it, huh? You did a fine job, didn't you?

>Right!?

>Guess what

>Today, Yotsuba reached the final form!

>Final form!?

>Of the bicycle

>Yotsuba also saw sheep clouds!

>You know what sheep clouds are, Yotsuba? Impressive

>I was told about them today! By this other kid!

>Does grandma know about sheep clouds!?

>Yes, I know

>They say that when sheep clouds appear, the weather will turn bad

>It might rain tomorrow

>Not for sure though

>Really!? Amazing!!

>Grandma teaches me all sorts of things!

>That's right
>I'll teach you anything you want

>>281068048
>And then

>Koharuko sent them over

>She's so thoughtful, right?

>Where to go, hmm...

>>281070544
>muh elgin chairforce base

>>281027678
Sex

>>281027796
COUNTER STEER YOTSUBA

>>281027848
NOOOOLOOOOOOOOO

>>281059293
Oh no

>>281074387
>Yotsuba already knows how smartphones work so...
It's still weird for me to see kids who can barely read be more adapt at using smartphones than fully-grown adults. But I guess it's no different than back then with parents not knowing how to use a console when their child can.

>>281068079
Very small sexo

Do you think Yotsuba would appreciate this fancy ring?
Also, bump

>>281076926
nah too scary

>>281075224
>>281075224
These kids exist in a weird state where they can use smartphones and tablets easily, but put them in front of a computer and they’ll be completely clueless

>>281062803
>Unlike real pines, that famously aren't prickly.
Yes, pines aren't prickly. Neither are firs.
Spruces are prickly however.
"Fichte sticht, Tanne nicht" = "Spruces poke, firs don't"

>>281059365
Fuck fake trees. Even a small branch from a real tree has so much more soul and worth than a whole big fake one. Fake plants are the devil
>>281059464
My grandma even used to have real burning candles in her tree. It was so beautiful.
I can accept fake candles though, because it is a pretty insane idea to attach open flames to a dry resin-y goddamn tree lol

>>281074387
Cool grandma
thx for translating

>>281071117
Crazy to think about, but this is true
I have verified it.

>>281027678
i wanna impregnate koiwai and name our daughter itsuha

>>281080008
I remember already reading those pages in previous threads though. Also seeing the cloud panels with improved art.
>>281082364
Don't you mean Hitoha?

>>281082506
no, 5 comes after 4

>>281082779
Oh right, I'm retarded.

>>281074484
Based reference-getter.

>>281078551
Probably because smartphones and tablets are designed to be as ""'intuitive""" as possible, whereas computers require more structured logical thought with discrete steps, instead of flow. That's partly why I can't get into the more fluid desktop workflows, is because it just doesn't feel like the computer was made for them. But, I do want to to put in the effort to make the jump at some point and see if it's more fun.

>>281082823
its okay anon

>>281027860
chemtrails

>>281061429
kek

>>281056050
Reminds me of my friends old rabbit (RIP) that used to play with their black cat like that
They were worried at first the cat would attack the rabbit, but the lil bun was a complete troll master. Would do stuff like jump the cats face when he was sleeping then hop/run away before the cat could catch him
Miss that lil shithead

>>281084902
Scoundrels need to learn that actions have consequences

>>281059451
cute

Yotsuba & The Shop

>>281087513
thanks, Yots

>>281087621
SHE DOES IT FOR FREE

Done. Chapters feel so short now... I guess the tank may have additional pages.
See you tomorrow!

>>281087703
Sankyuu.

>>281087703
thanks OP

>>281087703
thank you

>>281076926
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>>281085915
>>281084902
>>281056050
stop posting about bunnies, you are making me want to have one

>>281087621
I wonder how clean sandboxes are over in those public parks. I was too scared to approach one when I visited Japan.
When I was a kid they were filthy as fuck, full of twigs, chewing gum, cigarette butts. They always smelled like cat piss.

>>281087608
you're not getting a tip, yots

i dont want yotsuba& to end
but I also want to see the ending
>>281059211
what will yotsuba's be in the future in your opinion? I think she will do something with art or photography

>>281087703
Thanks OP

>>281087490
How strong is that panda, to be able to hold up Jumbo?

>>281027796
AKIRA slide

>>281067957
Here i'll translate

"Maw Maw, do the crip walk dance"

"...What's that sweetheart?"

"Do a little Christmas cripwalk"

>>281087703
Thanks OP

>>281087574
Spoiler: no we wouldn't like it

>>281087490
>the spring under Jumbo is visibly more compressed

>>281090079
Well he's a big guy, you know

>>281087753
This encompasses mood that is tough to describe but easy to understand

>>281090079
It's amazing it didn't buckle and spill him

I can't believe I get only one more week (or is it 2?) with u guys

>>281087703
Thanks anon

>>281087753
Where the big boys play

>>281087640
>H-help me

>>281091277

>>281088673
American steel folded twice. The second time was when jumbo sat on it.

>>281088188
japs don't even tip to begin with

>>281087677
>Yotsuba knows about social media
How young they get corrupted

>>281087703
Thanks

>>281069952
that's nu-Yotsuba for you

>>281092494
I blame fuuka.

>>281087703
>jumbo is a gearfag

>>281087703
Thanks OP

>>281092577
Why do you need gear to hike? It's just walking.

>>281093401
gearfagging is for people who pretend to hike on /out/

>>281087753
Is Jumbo alright? He seems to have lost 5 or 10 pounds.

>>281087703
Thanks
>14 pages
Indeed they are way shorter

>>281093401
You need hiking boots, hiking socks, outdoor pants, good underwear, a good lightweight breathable shirt, then also a lightweight jacket if it gets cool, and then of course a backpack with a first aid kit, a poncho, water bottles, binoculars, compass, tripod so you can take photos of yourself, snow spikes, trekking poles, a hat, a lil cellphone holder you can attach to your backpack strap, and if you're going in the winter you need snow versions of that stuff, and if you're taking a little girl you need to buy all of that for her too even though she'll outgrow most of it in like 8 months

>>281093472
last chapter will be jumbo's funeral
he had cancer

>>281093677
That makes sense.

>>281087703
Thank you OP

>>281093677
Boots are bad.

>>281087653
yotsuba is POWERFUL

>>281093677
shimau...

>>281087640
Finally the Yama no Susume crossover I wanted!

>>281090213
[Spoiler]
U
U
U
U
U
[/Spoiler]

[/spoiler] Ah! Yotsuba made a mistake... [/spoiler]

>>281096002
can't believe it took 4 1/2 hours

>>281096002
You can delete your post and try again if you want.

>>281093401
>It's just walking.
ummm...

https://www.keishicho.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/about_mpd/shokai/ichiran/kankatsu/takao/about_ps/sangaku.html
>In recent years, the number of accidents on Mt. Takao has increased, resulting in more deployments of the mountain rescue team. It is important not to let your guard down, even though it is a lower mountain. Make sure to wear sturdy footwear, such as hiking boots, when climbing. Climbing in shoes with heels or sandals is extremely dangerous. Also, carry warm clothing, regardless of the season.
https://news.ntv.co.jp/category/society/3df59eb930e54a7fbc716f5d8e62545f
>In 2024, 135 foreign visitors to Japan required rescue while climbing, the second highest number on record. The National Police Agency urges foreign travelers to make thorough plans, submit climbing notifications, and wear appropriate gear instead of light clothing.

>>281096814
They must've done something dumb. You don't end up needing rescue during a hike unless you do something really dumb.

>>281096814
I think I recently read an article on NHK News Easy about how in many normal mountains the local governments started charging tourists a fee to trek or climb in order to cover some of the rescue costs (and also to make money because why not).

>>281088172
I think that might be a your-city problem. When I was a kid, all the playground were clean. The only thing annoying in the sand were twigs and bigger stones

>>281093677
I once went hiking(for like 12 hours) on my own without any plan, wearing just regular summer clothes and sneakers. It was completely fine

>>281097101

The only thing you really need is a good pair of shoes that are ideally broken in before you go, so you don't get blisters.

>>281087532
>those two last panels

>>281087677
Thanks to Yotsuba being around for so long, this page is really making me realize just how recent a phenomenon being able to take a good picture anywhere and anytime is. I still remember the camera my mom took a lot of the younger photos of me with. Wasnt anything special but it got the job done, but taking it out, using it and developing the film was a whole process. But now that being able to take a picture is instant it just feels 2nd nature enough that I forgot how relatively recent this happened

>>281097406
I'd argue that water, something to eat and clothing appropriate for the weather are a must too, but I wouldn't call that "gear" as much as "common sense"

>>281098195
>take a good picture anywhere and anytime
It is really a huge change. Back in the days you had 36 shots on the film before needing to replace the roll. After that you had to take it to get developed, hoping you didn't screw up the picture.
On the other hand, pictures back then were usually more important.

>>281098610
>must
no. Good to have, sure, but you can easily go a day without eating and drinking. Sure by the end of the day you will be thirsty as fuck, but the question of "surviving" doesn't even come up.
>clothing appropriate for the weather
that's a given. I mean, you always take the weather into account when you go out, whether you go hiking or not

>>281098610
>Common sense is not so common.

Is Asagi lesbian?
Fuuka is fat and ugly?

>>281099270
>Is Asagi lesbian?
yes
>Fuuka is fat and ugly?
no, she is healthy and beautiful

>azuma can't even manage 15 pages for a chapter anymore
he really is dying, isn't he?

>>281099270
Yes.
She's fat, but she has potential. In order to burn a lot of calories, she needs to have tons of intense, vigorous sex with Koiwai. There's no other solution.

>>281099404
A lot of the longer chapters we've seen before now were also 2-parters before they were merged for the volumes

>>281027775
>>281027796
>>281027814
>>281027827
Beyond adorable. Ifyou have ever seen a child get off training wheels. Riding properly for the first time, shits magical they're so happy and proud of themselves.

Its legit super important teaching a child to ride a bike how to swim and how to climb by the time they are 6 the latest. Its leveling up RPG style IRL,it causes their brains to just massively CLICK. Shits is the most important fundamentals for self/physical growth problem solving&logic etc etc.

Yostuba is now teh strongezt shes lv'd up. Up next mad BMX skillz bunny hoping wheelies 180's&360's
and clearing gaps/stairs

>>281087703
This page got changed but dialogue is the same

>Do you have a point card?

>No, I don't have one

>Then, shall we make you a point card?

>No, I don't need it

>You should have a point card you know?
>Do you want one made?

>No...

>There's even an app for points!

>I'm not interested...

>Hey Siri! Hey Siri!

>Don't start a conversation with someone else's phone

>With a point card, you can collect points you know

>Will I get something nice if I collect points?

>Yes, you do

>If you collect points...
>You can receive a paper airplane that can REALLY fly

>Wha- I want that!

>That's cool, right?

>Then I'll get a point card

>One for me too

>Right away!!

>If I may borrow your smartphone please

>Pi

>Pi

>Tap tap

>Tap tap

>Huh? What's happening?

>>281047230
>>281027629 (OP)
worst

>Alright, your points have been accumulated
>With that, you won't need to pay

>Huh? It's free? All of it?

>Everything is free

>However much I eat too?

>It's free

>Even the refills?

>It's free since you have the points

>Awesome, huh?

>Thank you for the meal

>Thank you very much for coming

>Will this shop really be fine?

>Come again

>>281100212
somehow Yotsuba saying Hey Siri rubs me way more wrong than just smartphones existing

>>281100232
cute funny pages, though I absolutely agree with
>>281100272

>>281099752
>Riding properly for the first time, shits magical they're so happy and proud of themselves.
I still remember how was it when I've learnt how to ride a bike and it was more than 40 years ago. It was better than getting my first car, I could suddenly go anywhere I wanted.

>>281100258
She meant to do that!

>>281088038
>yotsuba aieee posting
I never thought I'd see this.

>>281100338
I remember like fuck all as a child but yeah getting my first bike,using training wheels and taking them off for the first time I remember very vividly.
the joys of being a child pre-2000


I fucking hate those pedal less bikes people buy their children especially the ones with those retarded sissy safety bars that are like 3 feet long for the parent to hold. Seeing a child sit on a "bike" and throw their legs back&forth like a retard because its got no pedals or breaks shits slow as fuck its just depressing I mean the kids happy cause humans fucking love anything that isn't walking. But god damn just get them a scooter instead of these stupid fucking bicycle shaped objects, better yet A REAL BIKE.
>NOOOOOOO BIKES ARE TOO DANGEROUS NOOOOO A CHILD CANT BIKE AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD IT'LL GET STOLEN THEY'LL GET MOLESTED OR HURT I DIDNT HAVE A FATHER I DONT KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE ITS TOO HARD TO TEACH MY CHILD HOW TO RIDE A BIKE I DONT THINK THEY'LL UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO IT WITHOUT TRAINING WHEELS ILL JUST BUY THEM A SCOOTER INSTEAD( a god damn electric one thats beyond dangerous cause it goes 30-40km/hr's and has tiny breaks that throws you over the bars chinked the fucked out batteries that are so sensitive its basically a time bomb waiting to get wet &or a tiny whole on the batter pack and the WOOSH BANG AHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY IT BURNS as both of us are too retarded to know to stop drop and roll) Gotta love modern "parenting"

Just tell em to look up cycling POV ASMR on youtube boom problem solved

>>281101308
Parents were a mistake.

>>281101308
The only kids I've seen with those are literal toddlers who are too young for a regular bike anyways.
Also, chill dude, you're gonna pop a vein over this.

>>281101308
Pedal less bikes do have a reason to them: apparently I heard that since the hardest thing to learn for a child when learning to bike is balance, those help them master that faster.
So basically they're technically designed to make children learn how to bike faster (not sure if true or bullshit, though). Too bad they're used for the opposite reason sometime.

yotsubump

>20 minutes to page 10
>at this hour
What the fuck is going on?

>>281102346
There's a guy cycling threads constantly to slide something off

>>281102657
He's still doing it. I can see all the super short replies. Must be some serious autism.

>>281102657
That means this thread would also get bumped, though

>>281102883
It would've been eventually. It's more obvious in threads with very low activity. Or maybe it's just a sanctioned bot to boost morale (numbers so this shit is getting sold)

>>281102883
I wouldn't leave Yotsuba's fate to a schizo.

>>281102915
Check this thread
>>281093058

I don't think a bot would do it like this

>>281102922
Eh, we're in the 400s anyways. I think OP will probably make a new thread anyways

>>281103042
I'd agree but Yotsuba is special.

>>281100232
Thanks for the TL, anon.

>>281099749
NTA but fair enough

>>281097897
He only had 8 months to do this chapter please understand.

>>281104287
What a brutal schedule. Maybe he should take a break.

>>281087513

>>281105597
Arigato.

>>281102292
One more

>>281097006
Genuinely smart idea if your tourism industry is strong.

>>281097897
The top ones too.

>>281066717
Jesus was a carpenter you dumb fuck.

>>281109792
Akshually the Greek word used more accurately translates to 'construction worker', not carpenter. He built houses, not furniture. Still would have worked with wood though, so the point stands.

>>281067957
Azuma fucked up on the top right panels. Yotsubas and Grandma's hands are the same.

>>281109928
Both panels are from Yotsuba's POV, the phone first shows Yotsuba's own face until Grandma picks up, at which point it switches the view from the phone's own camera to the other phone's camera.

>>281109928
It's that thing where it shows what's on your camera before the other side is on

>>281109887
I think this correction is wrong. Its one thing to translate it wrongly (like he was a stone mason instead of carpenter), but construction worker is a vaguer term where both stone masons and carpenters could apply.

Why carpenter seems like a more detailed function than "construction worker" to me. It seems implausible that the more detailed translation is wrong when the term "construction worker" is vague. My guess is that there is at least one passage that alludes to carpentry specifically.

Either way, he worked with the "corpses" of trees.

>>281110126
>>281110054
Souka... you are right. Should have paid more attention before criticizing someone's lack of it.

>>281110306
>It seems implausible that the more detailed translation is wrong
Why though? The original term was vague and someone down the line fucked up and translated it as carpenter as that wasn't exactly incorrect even though it is more specific than the original term was. You have to remember that a lot of the older translations of the bible were done through 2 languages by people who were not necessarily fluent in both (or even either). There are actual factual mistranslations like translating Jesus being angry as Jesus being compassionate, presumably because the translator felt it was more appropriate for Jesus to feel compassion towards a leper instead of being angry at him for disturbing him, so a minor flub of a term that is mentioned only a few times is hardly on the top of the list when it comes to biblical mistranslations, especially since the only important facet of Jesus' job is the fact that he performed a humble, manual labor job, the actual specifics don't matter.

>>281027629 (OP)
Sankyuu

>>281094836
You say that till you have to hike over rocks and jaggy stones for hours on end. Having sturdy boots are a godsend for that, even if they are heavier.
>t. backpacking fag that had to endure Pennsylvania and their nonstop boulders for years

next thread already up

>>281096814
>600m "peak" and a 3km trail
how the hell do 135 fat Americans need to be rescued annually for this, what are they even being rescued from. Even Mt. Washington with it's demonic weather only causes a few dozen per year

>>281117952
Half of them were chinks instead of burgers, and they probably underestimated how easily you can get lost if you don't follow the fucking trail.

>>281112113
>Why though?
It just seems like an unlikely mistake. That the original translation was more vague. It doesnt seem like a detail that would be left vague. The apostles would know Jesus was a carpenter. When you describe someone as merely a construction worker youre implying you dont specifically know his job, but the apostles would know.

I would sooner believe the original term was mistranlated as something more vague than it originally was then otherwise.

I'm not trying to argue or be pedantic, just a simple mind exercise.

>>281117493
>>281117493
>>281117493

yotsuminasai