Help me /a/ I think I might have an adult woman fetish

We reached the point where being heterosexual is a fetish

>>281120538
This is frying me

>>281120373 (OP)
That's called having the sexuality of a Man. Embrace it. Being a man is awesome.

>>281120760

>>281120831
Gay "sex" is kind of a faux pas though.

>>281120373 (OP)
>adult woman fetish
Isn't...that just being normal?

my 30th birthday was painful not because 30 is a scary number or anything, but because I officially became older than misato

>>281120883
Yes I agree but what does faux pas mean

Love me some hags

>>281120978
What do you think?

>>281120373 (OP)
Misato should have had much much larger breasts

>>281121156
The best line in the dub was
>Ritsuko: "Homeostasis and transistasis."
>Misato: "Homeowhat?"

I fucking love cakes and Misato

Shinji is so lucky

>Misato's been my waifu ever since I saw Eva for the first time
>used to be almost as old as Shinji
>now I'm older than her

>>281120373 (OP)
>tfw you'll never miss a week of college classes having sex with your lover

One of the most kino scenes.

Mommy issues i see

>>281121032
that's not even a female

>>281123064
having mommy issues is based as fuck if that's what it means to like this stuff

It's funny how there are multiple characters in this show that I can plausibly see molesting Shinji.

>>281123064
I wonder if it's related to you being underage.

>>281121345
There's no way in HELL Misato wouldn't know what "Homeostasis" means.

>>281121472
I can't find American Eagle jeans here in southamerica
I went to a Lee story earlier today, cause apparently they are the distributors here and said "I want to buy the nazi jeans" thinking I'd get a weird look. Instead the guy laughed and said "they all sold out"

>>281120760
She makes me feel like a savage inside

>>281120978
>volume 5
age gap relationship isn't it

>>281123369
Aggressive women and breast smothering is great.

My FAT DOG WIFE is an adult woman!

Saigado's Misato

>>281120906
No, technically a fetish would be an inordinate attraction to something, so Teleiophilia would mean you ignore older and younger women. That would exclude the vast majority of anime characters and true hags (cf. cougar).

>>281120373 (OP)
God I need Misato’s fat ass on my face

>>281125273
misato pit