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How do we kill him, /a/?
He needs to die, how do you kill him without running him out of time?
Anonymous No.281129722 [Report] >>281154265
>>281129124 (OP)
Take of your clothes and start screaming about japanese war crimes in ww2. It probably won't work, but might get the series cancelled.
Anonymous No.281130215 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
We are all fucked. Light em if you got em
Anonymous No.281130232 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
You dont
Anonymous No.281130246 [Report] >>281130353 >>281139915
>>281129124 (OP)
Yogurt is susceptible to ring-outs and displacements as long as you're not trying to kill him.
That's how he got isekai'd in the first place.
Yogiri makes vsniggers seethe because their standard set of rules includes bloodlusted which basically means Yogiri always wins.
Anonymous No.281130353 [Report] >>281145691 >>281146378
>>281130246
Yogiri with all of his restrictions taken off is an endgame Eldritch God of death
Anonymous No.281130427 [Report]
Anonymous No.281130945 [Report]
Bugs bunny
Anonymous No.281131131 [Report] >>281131286
Anonymous No.281131255 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
I unintentionally fall and the knife I was holding to cut my sandwich accidentally stabs him through the heart, killing him instantly.
Anonymous No.281131273 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
get him addicted to fentanyl
Anonymous No.281131286 [Report] >>281132548 >>281146120 >>281150662
>>281131131
Anonymous No.281131295 [Report] >>281131509 >>281135087 >>281141869 >>281150771 >>281152366
>>281129124 (OP)
Anonymous No.281131317 [Report]
[x] Genuflect
Anonymous No.281131382 [Report] >>281152981
>>281129124 (OP)
get anos-sama on the case
Anonymous No.281131391 [Report] >>281133457 >>281150294
>>281129124 (OP)
You don't, he's an intentional shitpost to the concept of power scaling and versus battles. The only way to kill him is to invent a character stronger and at which point you're just resorting to child like "infinity +1" type of logic. His entire series is just one big shitpost about how retarded powerscaling is
Anonymous No.281131470 [Report]
You can't win if your starting point is even desiring to kill him. He's killed people who were merely thinking about killing him before. That's the problem: he's legitimately an Infinity +4 So I Win character
Anonymous No.281131509 [Report] >>281150771
>>281131295
/thread.
Anonymous No.281131580 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Featherine
Her whole character is author personified in the story.
To put it into an example, imagine if Goku, Zeno, and the entirety of Dragon Ball universe teamed up to kill Toriyama.
It wouldn't work because Toriyama exists on a different plane of existence, and can erase him from without a trace because he's the author.
Anonymous No.281131646 [Report] >>281131755
I love how pissy the author became when his powerscaling OC donutsteel got picked off by another character
The whole facade of this being a self aware meta commentary on powerlevels fell apart and showed he was just petty about other characters kek
Anonymous No.281131755 [Report] >>281131793
>>281131646
Source?
Anonymous No.281131793 [Report] >>281133057
>>281131755
It was some mecha thing iirc, don't remember the specific name of it but it was when the show was airing
Anonymous No.281131814 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Just write a short story in which you say he dies.
Anonymous No.281131915 [Report] >>281132033
>>281129124 (OP)
What if he were isekai'd to a planet without air or with toxic air? The alien who isekai him didn't know that he couldn't breathe in there, so there was no evil intention.
Anonymous No.281132033 [Report] >>281132105 >>281132346 >>281133574 >>281144183 >>281150809
>>281131915
he can "kill" poisonous air
Anonymous No.281132105 [Report] >>281132186 >>281132427 >>281132506 >>281134714 >>281144183 >>281150114
>>281132033
>kill poisonous air
>can avoid falling rubble ...somehow
This shit is retarded. Poisonous air is not alive or dead, if you render it inert all you do is change its composition, that doesn't "kill" it, that just makes it harmless, what the fuck is that shit.
Anonymous No.281132186 [Report]
>>281132105
just be happy like me that this garbage isn't more popular
Anonymous No.281132201 [Report] >>281132230
>>281129124 (OP)
>Go to the children gods
>Kill them instead
>Now he no longer has unkillable event
Too easy
Anonymous No.281132230 [Report] >>281133920
>>281132201
>you die instantly
Anonymous No.281132346 [Report]
>>281132033
>untargeted explosive devices magically "don't go off" around him
>anything wide-spread and indirectly lethal simply "doesn't work" on him for no actual explained reason
how's his mental state? could you convince him to kill himself? could you kill everyone around him that he ever interacted with? salt the earth and destroy all water sources around him? could you somehow put him on a spacecraft and launch him into orbit? accidentally drop him into an active volcano? submerge him under the ocean in a malfunctioning craft that would likely implode? capture and imprison him indefinitely without the intention of killing him (didn't they already do this one for awhile?) if the entire point of his character is that the author asspulls protections to everything as they come up, then you'd have to go above his head and dispose of his author to get rid of him.
Anonymous No.281132427 [Report] >>281132487 >>281132609 >>281132805 >>281142243 >>281143568
>>281132105
You are taking it too seriously.
Anonymous No.281132487 [Report]
>>281132427
It's a concept that invites scrutiny and comparisons. Like, thats why this thread exists at all.
Anonymous No.281132506 [Report] >>281132547 >>281132570
>>281132105
This MFer killed gravity in an area so he'd stop falling. Once he takes his limiters off which are self applied, he can kill concepts.
Anonymous No.281132528 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
The Reaper would die if he tried to claim him.
Anonymous No.281132547 [Report] >>281132677
>>281132506
So that means the concept of gravity is dead forever afterward, right?
Anonymous No.281132548 [Report]
>>281131286
Yeah, the Death Note was literally countered in the show.
Anonymous No.281132570 [Report]
>>281132506
I'm pretty sure killing the concept of gravity would suddenly and violently unravel the entire universe.
Anonymous No.281132609 [Report]
>>281132427
>punishes himself by reading the LN
lmfao why
Anonymous No.281132677 [Report] >>281132764 >>281132805
>>281132547
Anonymous No.281132764 [Report] >>281143617
>>281132677
>killing his momentum caused him to decelerate
Shouldn't it cause him to come to an immediate halt?
Anonymous No.281132805 [Report]
>>281132427
I dunno anon the writing seems to take itself seriously. >>281132677
Anonymous No.281133057 [Report]
>>281131793
Vortex Blaster Demonbane? The only mecha I can think of capable of taking on him and I'm not even sure if it is even that strong
Anonymous No.281133369 [Report] >>281133420
>>281129124 (OP)
What if we kill EVERYONE instead?
Anonymous No.281133420 [Report] >>281133484
>>281133369
As long as Yogiri doesn't kill them, they can be revived
Anonymous No.281133435 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Call Popeye on him
Anonymous No.281133457 [Report]
>>281131391
His entire series powerscales, it isn't shitting on Powerscaling it is Powerscaling shit
Anonymous No.281133484 [Report]
>>281133420
>kill the concept of you reviving anyone
Nothing personnel kid.
Anonymous No.281133488 [Report] >>281136255
>>281129124 (OP)
I'm fairly sure the Major would wipe the floor with him. Not 100% sure though.
Anonymous No.281133574 [Report]
>>281132033
So, do we need the equivalent of a kosher light switch to kill this guy? Kek
Anonymous No.281133672 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Hire an assassin from outside Alpha-Omega's realm and he'll just be an average human that bends his environment (except for any outsiders like the assassin) to his will. If you manage to trick him to leave Alpha-Omega's realm, he's dead meat as he's just an avatar of Alpha-Omega.
If it's Alpha-Omega itself, it gets tricker because it probably possesses all sorts of standard eldritch powers, so you'll have to deal with that first.
Killing
Anonymous No.281133749 [Report] >>281133805 >>281133880
>>281129124 (OP)
I create a character called "Yogiri-killer". All his character is all about killing Yogiri. It doesn't matter what happens to anything or everythign as long as Yogiri is killed. There, all done.
Anonymous No.281133805 [Report]
>>281133749
Yogiri Slayer
Anonymous No.281133857 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Have him Fight Andy
Andy can not die as long as there is a concept of Death
Yogiri therefore has to kill the concept of Death
Yogiri then will become powerless and being a bitch boi with no muscle against a man twice his size.
Anonymous No.281133880 [Report] >>281134099 >>281134390
>>281133749
Dies instantly before any harm can come to Yogiri.
Anonymous No.281133919 [Report] >>281134030
>>281129124 (OP)
Goku wins easily
Anonymous No.281133920 [Report]
>>281132230
>The other girl who is not dead yet
Nah Uh!
Anonymous No.281134030 [Report]
>>281133919
this but unironically. goku doesn't fight to kill, he's in it for the love of the game.
Anonymous No.281134099 [Report] >>281134227 >>281134390
>>281133880
Not necessarily. Alpha-Omega's power over existence are only confirmed to work on its own creations, not anything outside of it. Though I guess if "Yogiri-killer" is some kind of cancer equivalent for Alpha-Omega then it could still be able to resist absolutely control over Alpha-Omega's own creations, like how we can usually control our own bodies which work in our own favor, yet that doesn't help against cancer that are essentially body cells that "rebelled" against yourself.
>inb4 someone with medical background going "NOOOOO! That's not what cancer is!"
Anonymous No.281134186 [Report] >>281134227
Accident Man! Wherever he goes accidents happen!
He didn't INTEND to kill Yogiri, just he happened to slip on a banana peel, which caused him to bump into a guard with a loaded crossbow, which happened to shoot a bird carrying a coin at high enough distance to reach a velocity that would pierce through Yogiri's head.
Anonymous No.281134227 [Report] >>281134258 >>281134655
>>281134099
Doesn't matter. Dies instantly.

>>281134186
Dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281134258 [Report] >>281134297
>>281134227
Nope, he didn't have intent nor did Yogiri see the coin as he was too busy watching this buffoon of a man stumble around who from his perspective just seems like an accident prone loser.
Anonymous No.281134297 [Report] >>281134390
>>281134258
Irrelevant. Yogiri can't die until everything else dies first. He does not need to be aware of something causing him harm to preemptively retaliate.
Anonymous No.281134390 [Report] >>281134425
>>281133880
>>281134099
>>281134297
Yogiri-killer kills everything along Yogiri, and he takes his place as The End to ensure there wouldn't be a place for Yogiri anymore and he stays dead for sure.
Anonymous No.281134425 [Report] >>281134502
>>281134390
Does not happen. Dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281134502 [Report] >>281139920 >>281150435 >>281152320
>>281134425
...is what Yogiri hallucinates as he is killed, and Yogiri-killer now becomes The End.
Anonymous No.281134655 [Report]
>>281134227
yea, yogi dies instantly because no threat or intent was perceived
Anonymous No.281134714 [Report] >>281134899
>>281132105
He determines what is alive or dead.
Anonymous No.281134899 [Report]
>>281134714
That is a nonsense statement. C4H10FO2P is a chemical compound. Tell me what actual changes occur to it to make it "dead".
Anonymous No.281134944 [Report] >>281135032
Bugs Bunny
>"Dies Instantl-"
Toon Force
>"Irrelevant, he dies instan-"
Nope, Toon Force. Whatever will result in the funnier outcome will ditctate everything, and seeing (you) and the hack that writes this shit become bent out of shape crybabies jumping up and down saying "NO HE WINS! HE WINS HE WINS HE WINS!" is funnier to the people who don't stan a FOTM series.
Therefore Bugs will win no matter what Yogiri tries and your adamant refusal otherwise will only fuel this victory further.
Anonymous No.281135032 [Report] >>281135085 >>281135654
>>281134944
Author says he wins and they die, so he wins and they die. End of story.
Anonymous No.281135085 [Report]
>>281135032
But that's not funny, so Bugs Bunny pummels him into the ground.
Anonymous No.281135087 [Report]
>>281131295
My man
Anonymous No.281135162 [Report] >>281135190
>>281129124 (OP)
My OC donut steel character "omnipotent man" farts in his general direction and yogiri is annihilated completely. I don't know why people on /a/ take this shitpost series so seriously, I guess maybe because the concept isn't that common in anime. You're just supposed to ignore it because it's retarded, like Suggsverse.
Anonymous No.281135190 [Report] >>281135249
>>281135162
Yogiri kills the concept of farting and your OC dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281135249 [Report] >>281135303
>>281135190
Omnipotent man is infinite dimensions above yogiri, and is infinitely stronger than any and all concepts. He is [insert more powerwank babble]. In fact, he is so strong that he can even predict your next answer will be seething about yogiri losing and investing some other ridiculous reason why he wouldn't.
Anonymous No.281135287 [Report] >>281138746
At the end of the day, he is still just a 3 dimensional person who perceives time linearly in cross sections. A 4th or 5th dimensional being is irrelevant to his power because death is just a point in time.
Anonymous No.281135303 [Report]
>>281135249
Doesn't matter. Dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281135482 [Report] >>281135620
>>281129124 (OP)
>Doesn't get any pussy
Dies of gayness.
Anonymous No.281135606 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
At the point where he dies of old age summon a collapsing star on the location of the planet where he's going to be reborn before he can be reborn.
Anonymous No.281135620 [Report]
>>281135482
>kills his own virginity
heh, what now punk
Anonymous No.281135654 [Report] >>281135688
>>281135032
Bugs Bunny takes over being the Author telling him he's been in this business since before he was in diapers and earns more money in a month than he does in a year.
Anonymous No.281135688 [Report] >>281135735 >>281135993 >>281135996 >>281136745
>>281135654
Does not happen. Dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281135735 [Report] >>281136091
>>281135688
>UNO REVERSE CARD
Anonymous No.281135942 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
I make him kill himself.
Anonymous No.281135993 [Report] >>281136091
>>281135688
Impossible. bugs bunny is the lead animator, so his death would instantly end the show and yoyo would also cease to exist.
it's a stalemate.
Anonymous No.281135996 [Report] >>281136091
>>281135688
It does happen. Also I kill the author. Checkmate.
Anonymous No.281136034 [Report] >>281136168
I quantum entangle my lifeforce with his lifeforce
Anonymous No.281136091 [Report] >>281136212 >>281136649
>>281135735
>>281135993
>>281135996
Wishful thinking. None of that happens, dies instantly.
Anonymous No.281136120 [Report] >>281136168
>has Divine Protection against being killed
>has Divine Protection against Divine Protections being killed
Anonymous No.281136163 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
I close this thread and forget this boring series exists once again, killing him instantly.
Anonymous No.281136168 [Report] >>281136227 >>281136255 >>281136267
>>281136034
You die instantly upon attempting it.

>>281136120
Protection against divine protection being kill is killed.
Protection against being killed is killed.
You die instantly.
But realistically none of the above is even considered and you die instantly anyway.
Anonymous No.281136212 [Report]
>>281136091
I'm not dead though so your small peepee of a character has no effect on me. You are also that kid at the playground that we all beat up and then killed.
Anonymous No.281136227 [Report]
>>281136168
>You die instantly upon attempting it.
Why? I didn't do anything aggressive
Anonymous No.281136255 [Report]
>>281136168
I think you're underestimating Reinhard's recursive stack of Divine Protections. But since you're literally Yogiri, what about this one? >>281133488
She's a full body cyborg. Kinda funny in retrospect that the entire series is centered on the question of whether machines are alive and have souls; how do you kill a machine?
Anonymous No.281136262 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
I beat up the author and make him write me kill him.
Anonymous No.281136267 [Report] >>281136427
>>281136168
I have a true instant death immunity. Sorry your author is back and thinks true immunity doesn't exist. You have a small penis btw.
Anonymous No.281136392 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Couldn't GER change his fate?
Anonymous No.281136404 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Death is a product of life. An ending cannot exist without a beginning. Yogurt jobs to the Big Bang and Mother Nature.
Anonymous No.281136427 [Report]
>>281136267
He has killed entities that are immune to death, can't die and have no concept of death. You die instantly.
Anonymous No.281136649 [Report]
>>281136091
yes, literally
>nothing happens
the lead animating force of the universe disappears, which causes everything to disappear. the result is Nothing.
Anonymous No.281136727 [Report]
Is the author the same guy that did the "popular isekai MCs but evil and dumb" series that got cancelled early on? Seems like a similar MO.
Anonymous No.281136745 [Report] >>281136843 >>281136843
>>281135688
It does because it's funnier and you continue proving why because I can tell you're getting upset.
Anonymous No.281136783 [Report] >>281153890
>>281129124 (OP)
leave him to me
Anonymous No.281136843 [Report] >>281136914
>>281136745
>>281136745
Disregarded. You die instantly.
Anonymous No.281136914 [Report] >>281136963
>>281136843
Nope, as long as you continue being a whiny crybaby and we watch, laughing all the way, Bugs will come back from anything. Even if entirely erased from existence, he will pop right back in through some door made out of reality until Yogiri loses.
Anonymous No.281136963 [Report] >>281136997
>>281136914
Nope. Dies instantly and as all things killed by Yogiri, stays dead.
Anonymous No.281136994 [Report] >>281141501
>>281129124 (OP)
You don't, just befriend him and live in harmony.
Anonymous No.281136997 [Report]
>>281136963
Not when it's funnier for him to come back.
Anonymous No.281137075 [Report] >>281137114 >>281137712
>bugs sends killing intent to yoey yostar
>he traces the bloodlust but gets lost at albequerque
what now?
Anonymous No.281137114 [Report]
>>281137075
Not part of Yogiri's powerset.
Anonymous No.281137268 [Report] >>281137390
Isn't he the personified concept of the end of all things?
Only another personified concept that intrinsically can not end is could be not threatened by him, although being able to harm him is another matter.
Anonymous No.281137390 [Report]
>>281137268
Nevermind, I read his abilities on the fandom and he can kill concepts and things with no end.
Anonymous No.281137428 [Report] >>281143750
Author said he is invincible in his own verse, outside of it his powers are not absolute.
He gets solo'd by any top demon lord or hero.
Anonymous No.281137675 [Report] >>281138463 >>281139071
>>281129124 (OP)
Presumably, the "simplest" method you'd find a way to convince the entities that gave him his power to revoke it (assuming they can) and then go after him normally. Should that not be feasible though, you'd either need a stronger reality manipulator to overwrite his own or have a "power negator" type character duel him, like Touma from Raildex or Eraser Head from MHA.
Anonymous No.281137712 [Report]
>>281137075
>Pulls a copy of current issue of the manga from offscreen, sees what Yogiri did, "Oh a wiseguy eh?" before walking straight into it in front of Yogiri
>Walks right into
Anonymous No.281137890 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Isekai At Peace did it better because the character with "le OP invincible death power" is a cute girl.
Anonymous No.281138404 [Report] >>281148990
>>281129124 (OP)
My existence and the "alive state" is interwoven with every single entity, concept, idea, and notion, including time and space itself. Yogiri's existence is considered a part of me too.
My "death state" is only possible after the last entity/idea/concept dies, including Yogiri again. As long as literally "anything" exists, I am alive, again, including Yogiri himself.
This relationship is not a concept, or interlinked fates, hijacked parasitic relationship. It's just "is", and cannot be severed or destroyed in anyway or form, until every single thing is deleted and dead.

checkmate atheists
Anonymous No.281138463 [Report] >>281138560 >>281140757
>>281137675
If such entities existed you would die instantly upon attempting to contact them, but also the show assumes that he's an absolute, there is nobody you can ask to remove his powers.
Anonymous No.281138558 [Report] >>281138753
Can he kill himself? Maybe inducing suicide would be the most reliable option, since his mind seems limited at least.
Anonymous No.281138560 [Report] >>281140437
>>281138463
All I hear is hack writing.
Anonymous No.281138652 [Report]
My power is LIFE.
I am the beginning of everything, before and after The End is me, LIFE.
Anonymous No.281138746 [Report] >>281140394
>>281135287
he killed in a 4th dimensional being in an extra, and a time-traveller, it turns out he can see in 4d too
Anonymous No.281138753 [Report]
>>281138558
his idol classmate tries to do that but despite looking like a hetare MC he has a will of steel regarding his own life. Some other guy lowkey guilt tripped him for killing 60M people and he didn't give a shit to the people that wanted him dead.
Anonymous No.281138779 [Report] >>281148480
Anonymous No.281139071 [Report] >>281140757
>>281137675
He gave himself his powers, his real body isn’t even in the same dimension as that thing you see walking around.
Anonymous No.281139678 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
actual powerlevel autists say that anyone who is higher dimensional than Yogiri instantly wins, plus there are even more characters who have insta death protection who are also on the same level as Yogiri
Anonymous No.281139832 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Make him work customer service and commute by the bus. He won't kill himself, but he'll solve a lot of problems when he snaps.
Anonymous No.281139915 [Report] >>281143672
>>281130246
He can also detect death even if it is not targetting him, and bloodlust travels faster than light, is just impossible unless you have a way to destroy universes that are separated from your universe without ever touching that universe.
Anonymous No.281139920 [Report]
>>281134502
THAT'S MY FURAWKING HERO
Anonymous No.281140003 [Report] >>281140138
Life Magic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eMv21Q5IQPQ&pp=ygUKbGlmZSBtYWdpYw%3D%3D
Anonymous No.281140138 [Report] >>281140227
>>281140003
This would work but only with bad guys, Yogiri is a really good guy with a good enough upbringing, his moral/ethics are developed enough to not fall for emotional manipulation.
Anonymous No.281140213 [Report]
you develop a cult that knows nothing about the protagonist and keep them extremely closed-minded. Their purpose is to instantly summon a star onto the planet for unlimited power generation so they can be closer to their deity the sun god.
Anonymous No.281140227 [Report]
>>281140138
Doesn't matter, Life Magic wins
Anonymous No.281140394 [Report]
>>281138746
The guy traveling through that dimension was actually traveling through Yogiri’s body. That entire dimension is at least one part of his real body.
Talking about killing that human looking puppet he is having fun with is a doomed proposition since it’s like trying to kill a shadow on a wall.
Anonymous No.281140437 [Report]
>>281138560
right? at what point do you stop and realize that this shit just ain't fun to read?
Anonymous No.281140757 [Report] >>281141014
>>281138463
>>281139071
Ah, so he granted himself that power and his true body isn't even present to begin with. I was unaware of that, so thank you there.
Then indeed, within the context of his own setting, he is functionally invincible. Even outside of it, my previous assertion of a power negator wouldn't work since what we see is merely a projection. A higher-tier reality manipulator could win, but no such entity exists within his own setting, so that point is moot.

With that in mind, the only way to kill him within his own setting would be to get him to kill himself. How one would achieve that result, I know not, as I got the sneaking suspicion that even hostile intent directed towards those he cares about like a hostage situation would somehow be overcome by the automatic nature of his power (e.g. the villains plotting to get him to suicide by threatening his friends in exchange for his life suddenly die themselves). If that's the case, then the best an aspiring antagonist can hope for is to indirectly cause him as much despair as possible without ever directly intending to harm him (e.g. a smear campaign, cuckoldry, guilt-tripping, economic ruin, etc.). Admittedly, that has an exceedingly low chance of actually working, especially if he's sociopathic/psychopathic, but it is theoretically possible unless his power can even kill depression, in which case the plan fails utterly.
Anonymous No.281141014 [Report]
>>281140757
>If that's the case, then the best an aspiring antagonist can hope for is to indirectly cause him as much despair as possible without ever directly intending to harm him (e.g. a smear campaign, cuckoldry, guilt-tripping, economic ruin, etc.)
This is possible but he can also use his power at command, if you are not careful he can track you down and decide that you are trying to harm him, I guess it would need to be something REALLY sneaky, at the end the approach of the organization was the best, and the dragon girl their best chance against him, not that anyone will ever know that it kind of worked.
Anonymous No.281141464 [Report]
His one weakness. Oppai
Anonymous No.281141501 [Report]
>>281136994
This. He cute so I refuse to try and kill him. In fact, I will try to hinder such plans.
Anonymous No.281141869 [Report]
>>281131295
Holy fuck, ahahaha.
I can remember something Anshin'in says, super powered guys like him in their school (manga) are just a joke to them.
Anonymous No.281141981 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Would a big oppai klutz who accidentally and quickly kills anyone near her vicinity do the job? He seems to spare girls he finds hot and don't have any intent to kill him. So a hot klutz might avoid dying herself. Though, I'm not sure how successful she will be to kill him, since I don't remember how quick his reaction time is when it lacks killing intent.
Anonymous No.281142243 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
pic >>281132427 is from author's earlier work. The girl ranting here is a reality warper of some sort, probably has the opposite power of Yogiri, most definitely a regulating force in the ensemble world just like Yogiri's true form. She has fighting chance, but if she succeeds their reality would implode.
Anonymous No.281143015 [Report] >>281143101
>>281129124 (OP)
Could Anti-Spiral kill him?
Anonymous No.281143101 [Report]
>>281143015
Anti-Spiral is weak game here, Yogiri could finish him from the bathroom.
Anonymous No.281143330 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Is that Tada Banri?
Anonymous No.281143528 [Report]
people always misunderstand yogiri, he doesn't kill, he erases, be it life, things, concepts, etc, etc.
Anonymous No.281143568 [Report]
>>281132427
Do you like posting how the author is a hack?
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.281143617 [Report]
>>281132764
>>killing his momentum caused him to decelerate
>Shouldn't it cause him to come to an immediate halt?
please, understand...
Anonymous No.281143672 [Report] >>281153497
>>281139915
That doesn't work either because he can detect things outside the flow of time and outside of whatever current universe he's in.
Again, it's like he's hand-crafted to make vsfags seethe
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.281143750 [Report]
>>281137428
He is a way weaker Azathoth/Nyarla all things considered.
He is "the end of all things" because those things just happen to be part of his body.
Anonymous No.281143885 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
>Die
>No U
Gg
Anonymous No.281144183 [Report]
>>281132033
>>281132105
Because it's hinted very early on that it's not 'death' he controls or inflicts, it's the end of whatever a thing is.
Anonymous No.281144396 [Report] >>281147128 >>281153529
The trick with these guys is always time travel
>go back to before he got the powers
>kill his mom
>dude ceases to exist
Works with OPM, Goku or whatever, unless its abrahamic god tier you can always go back to before their time and stop them from being.
Anonymous No.281144914 [Report]
Find what he loves and make yourself one with them, then corrupt them. If you die, he loses what he loves, if you live the ones he loves are corrupted. If he loves no-one you already won because he lost by himself.
Anonymous No.281144943 [Report]
You give him a small pp so he kills himself.
Anonymous No.281145084 [Report]
If he's thrown to the vacuum of the space, would the space literally die since it would technically kill him otherwise? I know the thrower would die before attempting that, but still.
Anonymous No.281145373 [Report]
This shit reminds me of Murata's Saitama in a bad way.
Anonymous No.281145691 [Report] >>281146378
>>281130353
>Eldritch God of death
He's worse, because he's not actually a god of death. He's something much worse. You could technically bypass death with some forms of immortality or resurrections. But you can't bypass what Yogiri actually is.
Anonymous No.281146120 [Report]
>>281131286
Anonymous No.281146341 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
A Blank Assassin from Warhammer 40k could kill him.
Anonymous No.281146378 [Report]
>>281130353
>>281145691
Yeah, he's literally the concept of the End.
Anonymous No.281147051 [Report]
The last god I read about Yogiri beating had an explicit asspull power, she had the power to gain any power she wanted or needed. Still died of course.
Anonymous No.281147099 [Report] >>281150742
One day, an atheist went through cognitive dissonance which his very being could not bear the experience of and it shattered him.

>He is not bound by the laws of logic, he is beyond it.
>A living walking contradiction who tears the very fabric of reality.
>His existence is an incomprehensible mess.
>Can't be hurt as that actually requires some form of established mutual reality.
>No one has any power over him, he does as he please.

Meet Atheist Man.
The most powerful being.
Anonymous No.281147128 [Report]
>>281144396
Someone already tried that.
Anonymous No.281147365 [Report] >>281147425 >>281147482
>>281129124 (OP)
What is the purpose of this character?
Anonymous No.281147425 [Report]
>>281147365
In universe he maintains a sort of balance by killing things that get too strong, such as a god of gods who is capable of and decides to end all existence.
Anonymous No.281147482 [Report] >>281147757
>>281147365
Think "He's strong but cannot see Mt. Thai". You have elaborate description of suggsverse gods powering up to multiversal and then he goes "bang" and kills it and that's funny.
Only Bugs could kill him because Bugs is funnier.
Anonymous No.281147578 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
You literally can’t.
Any intention to hurt him is automatically dealt with and you die.
Your only option is to just let him die of old age, since his vessel is still just a normal human.
Though that doesn’t deal with his real body as a cosmic concept.
Anonymous No.281147651 [Report] >>281147832
>>281129124 (OP)
>Instant Death's author states that Yojiri loses if he's sent to another universe not controlled by him that is controlled by a different Author that want's Yojiri dead.
>Setsuna, who is the author of Altair's universe, alters parameters of her universe so that Yojiri's Instant Death doesn't work on Altair.
>Altair Summons Yojiri to Altair's universe.
>Altair Stomps.
Altair isn't guaranteed to defeat Yogiri, and it might not be the True Yogiri, but she has the best shot of defeating a Yogiri so unironically yet again Altair is the best answer.
Anonymous No.281147757 [Report] >>281147842 >>281148085
>>281147482
>Think "He's strong but cannot see Mt. Thai". You have elaborate description of suggsverse gods powering up to multiversal and then he goes "bang" and kills it and that's funny.
I liked reading the manga for this reason too. Its a comfy journey with a cute with a chill protagonist. But he's really obnoxious when it's taken seriously in powerscaling discourse outside his series. And I dislike powerscaling in general, if you ask me who's gonna win Yogiri or Saitama, I'll say Saitama one punches him because I genuinely don't give a shit
Anonymous No.281147832 [Report]
>>281147651
That’s not how this works.
Anonymous No.281147842 [Report]
>>281147757
>comfy journey with a cute with a chill protagonist
>comfy journey with a cute heroine with a chill protagonist
Anonymous No.281148085 [Report]
>>281147757
It's not his fault though, why would you seriously go against Yogiri in a match-up?
Just seems stubborn.
As for Saitama, it's still ongoing so we can't say, but if ONE were to die right now, Saitama would be immortalized as the strongest since he is literally just there to kick ass as opposed to being ultra hyper mega powerful so he can kick ass. It's a given but besides the point. He's already there as opposed to being very far ahead.
Doubt he'd win against Atheist Man though.
He's like Saitama's Saitama.
Anonymous No.281148163 [Report] >>281149588
>>281129124 (OP)
Anonymous No.281148480 [Report]
>>281138779
Not again!!!
Anonymous No.281148990 [Report]
>>281138404
He kills the concept that the relationship is not a concept before killing the relationship then you.
Anonymous No.281149588 [Report] >>281149857 >>281151124
>>281148163
>you wont eat for the rest of your life
why wouldnt this work? he would die from starvation
Anonymous No.281149857 [Report]
>>281149588
He existed before the concept of time, he already doesn’t need to eat.
Anonymous No.281150114 [Report]
>>281132105
he is not death, he is negation
Anonymous No.281150294 [Report] >>281152202 >>281154928
>>281131391
You'd need something without a concept of death, and that can kill without intention. Anything less won't work.

ORT comes close, but it can still be destroyed.
Anonymous No.281150342 [Report]
Fun Fact: The percentage of people who think Goku can defeat Saitama is about the same percentage of atheists.
Anonymous No.281150435 [Report]
>>281134502
holy crap, yogiri-killer is super strong
Anonymous No.281150491 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
She solos, can't stop strong black women in modern media
Anonymous No.281150662 [Report] >>281150767 >>281150809
>>281131286
What if you used others instead, yeah, you might die in the process but you can get rid of MC. Take this guy for example, you knowing the MC is in some certain town and asked this guy who doesn't have any information regarding MC being in that town and then have this guy destroys the whole area by either having like super typhoon, or meteor crashing... Since this guy didn't know MC being there, wouldn't that eliminate the killing intent?
Anonymous No.281150742 [Report] >>281150838
>>281147099
>shoots him
>stabs him
The strong rule.
Anonymous No.281150767 [Report]
>>281150662
Considering how destroying all of existence didn’t work why would that work.
Anonymous No.281150771 [Report]
>>281131295
>>281131509
>loses in his own manga
Lol
Anonymous No.281150775 [Report] >>281152366 >>281152524 >>281152610
it's pretty funny that most of the suggestions in the thread are already characters in the novel and is more or less already got offed by Yogiri. The author really covered his bases so that his donut steel MC is absolute.
Anonymous No.281150809 [Report] >>281150943
>>281150662
See >>281132033
Anonymous No.281150838 [Report]
>>281150742
>Hey, what's supposed to happen?
Anonymous No.281150943 [Report]
>>281150809
>whether or not his life is in danger
Well, there is no way to kill him then, even natural cause can be destroyed if that is the case.
Anonymous No.281151124 [Report]
>>281149588
Simply tell him to kill himself
since he can't do it, he will spend the rest of his life attempting to do it
Anonymous No.281151180 [Report]
I want to choose "Godless" as his name but sounds too serious. Atheist Man is much more funny, like Evil Natural Water or any of the Monster Association names.
Anonymous No.281151195 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
isekai him to another planet
Anonymous No.281151250 [Report]
I have never read nor seen this mans anime but from reading the thread, pic rel is the answer.
Anonymous No.281151288 [Report]
I have never read nor seen this mans anime but from reading the thread, pic rel is the answer. I didn't spoiler it last time
Anonymous No.281152202 [Report]
>>281150294
Yudias is the answer, he absolutely becomes his friend and even settle the situation with those bratty kids. Then the guy dies at normal human pace.
Anonymous No.281152320 [Report]
>>281134502
I like this yogiri-killer
Anonymous No.281152366 [Report] >>281152465 >>281152509
>>281150775
You missed this post>>281131295
Anonymous No.281152465 [Report] >>281152516 >>281153169
>>281152366
Literally Mitsuki the great sage. the world is his dream, hence his fiction.
Anonymous No.281152509 [Report] >>281152663
>>281152366
Who?
Anonymous No.281152516 [Report] >>281152553
>>281152465
all-fiction is only in name, anon. Kumagawa isn't doesn't think the world itself is truly fiction.
Anonymous No.281152524 [Report] >>281152553
>>281150775
OP never responded to tell me if Motoko gets instakilled :(
Anonymous No.281152553 [Report] >>281152663 >>281153160
>>281152516
why does that matter? we're talking about powers here.
>>281152524
who
Anonymous No.281152610 [Report]
>>281150775
No one in this thread would even be able to beat the ultimate extermination god, let alone Yogiri who beat her.
Anonymous No.281152663 [Report] >>281152800
>>281152553
Ah nevermind, it just means you don't know anything about him.

>>281152509
Just some background loser of those unpopular LN.
Anonymous No.281152725 [Report] >>281152827 >>281153318
Wouldn't this work? "He is dead. How does that fit with the lore and story? I'll figure out later".
Anonymous No.281152800 [Report] >>281153001
>>281152663
all fiction can manipulate reality. great sage guy can do the same. in what world am I wrong, unless you're moving goalposts?
Anonymous No.281152827 [Report] >>281153738
>>281152725
Since you are asking it wouldn’t work.
Anonymous No.281152841 [Report]
Have no fear, citizens. Justice is here.
Anonymous No.281152981 [Report] >>281153112
>>281131382
/thread
Anonymous No.281153001 [Report] >>281154200
>>281152800
Oh I was never moving the goalpost. The one who focused on the all fiction is you in the first place. I was always talking about Kumagawa.
You can slap an all fiction to Gilgamesh and it wouldn't even be all fiction (since it's actually called a hundred gauntlet) nor he will be someone like Kumagawa.
But I will entertain you regardless.
Does this great sage guy have something called "Book Maker"?
Anonymous No.281153112 [Report]
>>281152981
He couldn’t even beat a jobber god from this story.
Anonymous No.281153160 [Report] >>281153211
>>281152553
>who
Motoko Kusanagi from GitS. Unique in this case because she has a fully cyberized prosthetic body, the most expensive model money can buy. Check this video where a fuckin combat mech suit tries to crush her skull and it busts a crater in the sidewalk instead of budging. Could Yogiri kill her despite her being fully prosthetic? Plus, her cyberbrain is digitally backed up somewhere else so her current body is easily replaceable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scf0eCLmiJ8
Anonymous No.281153169 [Report] >>281153328
>>281152465
>the world is his dream
this is not true. that world is part of the entity behind Yogiri.
Anonymous No.281153211 [Report]
>>281153160
Very funny.
Anonymous No.281153235 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
You put his LN's epub in the recycling bin, hit delete, then overwrite the data with an LN that isn't narou-kei isekai garbage
Anonymous No.281153318 [Report]
>>281152725
>ack
Anonymous No.281153328 [Report]
>>281153169
The only entity behind Yogiri is Yogiri.
Anonymous No.281153365 [Report] >>281153422
Yogiri's feats are fraudulent. All these characters that the author uses are part of the Entity behind Yogiri (Yogiri is just an avatar). They never had absolute control over the things they insist they have because only Yogiri does, and the author even stated that MC's powers are not absolute.
an actual outsider is actually a threat. even moreso if that outsider has NLF powers.
to give you an idea, an actual outsider is to the MC what Pre-Recton Beyonder is to The Presence.
Anonymous No.281153422 [Report] >>281153956
>>281153365
>I haven’t read it
Anonymous No.281153497 [Report]
>>281143672
I like how they went all out with the concept of "bloodlust" being above every other concept in the multiverse.
Anonymous No.281153523 [Report] >>281153539
>>281129124 (OP)
Demonbane
Batman with prep time
The Flash
Bugs Bunny
Doomsday
Pre-retcon Beyonder
Incident Reimu
Misogi Kumagawa
Trip if he said "melon"
Anonymous No.281153529 [Report]
>>281144396
Bloodlust > Time Flow
Anonymous No.281153539 [Report] >>281153553
>>281153523
No
Anonymous No.281153541 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
If nothing can kill him then I just hire Nothing.
Anonymous No.281153553 [Report] >>281153631
>>281153539
Literally nothing can stop Trip if you say melon
Anonymous No.281153602 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
This faggot? I can beat his ass ea
Anonymous No.281153631 [Report]
>>281153553
Your head is a melon.
Anonymous No.281153738 [Report] >>281153781 >>281153874
>>281152827
I mean, it's absolute death disregarding any lore or reasoning behind it. Lambda there is fine with her body in pieces in other scenes, but in that one she just dies since it doesn't need to follow any story logic, her death is just decreed as the next part of her story.
Anonymous No.281153752 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
I give him two right hooks before it's over.
Anonymous No.281153781 [Report]
>>281153738
Not a chance
Anonymous No.281153874 [Report]
>>281153738
You are not understanding the basic concept of Yogiri power, is not death, is the end of everything.
Anonymous No.281153890 [Report] >>281153933
>>281136783
It'd go on forever because they cannot be erased, so they'd probably stop when they get tired/bored of it.
Also Kaguya is stronger.
Anonymous No.281153908 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
Gandalf the Gray, and Gandalf the White, The Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan would all come out of nowhere and kick his ass.
Anonymous No.281153933 [Report]
>>281153890
Instantly dead.
Anonymous No.281153956 [Report] >>281153991
>>281153422
retard
Anonymous No.281153991 [Report] >>281154126
>>281153956
retard
Anonymous No.281154008 [Report] >>281154078 >>281154231
>SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! I DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE YOU, NO, I WON'T ACKNOWLEDGE YOUUU!!! YOUR AUTHOR IS A FUCKING HACK AND YOU'RE A FAGGGGGGOTTTTTT!!!!!!
Anonymous No.281154065 [Report]
>>281129124 (OP)
ENTER
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Anonymous No.281154078 [Report]
>>281154008
>Endless nine starts playing
Anonymous No.281154126 [Report] >>281154133
>>281153991
look, moron. you do realize you are calling the author a retard, right?
Anonymous No.281154133 [Report] >>281154179
>>281154126
Anon...
Anonymous No.281154179 [Report] >>281154192
>>281154133
don't give me that crap. you know this already. you only make these threads to troll.
Anonymous No.281154192 [Report]
>>281154179
>(You)
Anonymous No.281154200 [Report]
>>281153001
Yogiri can’t kill on an informational level. People always remember the shit he kills.
Anonymous No.281154227 [Report]
Yogiri's whole schtick isn't that he kills things, it's that he "ends" them, i.e. he brings things to their logical conclusion at the absolute end of literally all of creation and reality ever ever, which means he can't be bypassed or tricked or overpowered because "everything ends"
it's revealed that it's not even a power, he's just some eldritch entity incarnated as a boring-ass japanese highschooler protagonist, the author genuinely was taking suggestions from people messaging him on how to make the character more busted and how to write around shit that would counter him, which inevitably lead to "he ends the author's in-universe avatar's connection to the world so he can't keep writing the story" or something retarded like that.
Anonymous No.281154231 [Report]
Refute this >>281154008
Anonymous No.281154265 [Report]
>>281129722
No, not really. Japanese war crimes aren't a sensitive topic that deserves automatic ban unlike Tiananmen Square is to Chinese or Taiwan being #1.
Anonymous No.281154301 [Report] >>281154324 >>281154466
He's a fictional character living in my brain, since I'm not dead right now, it means he's POWERLESS here in the 3dpd world, so I just bang my head against the wall until I either die or forget him, either way I WIN.
Anonymous No.281154324 [Report]
>>281154301
This is the most unhinged chuuni shit I've read in a while on 4chan lol.
Anonymous No.281154466 [Report] >>281154487
>>281154301
You are just not a threat to him, but Yogiri can still see you banging your head against the wall and having a giggle, as long your desire is to kill him.
Anonymous No.281154487 [Report] >>281154799
>>281154466
If I forget him he dies, a man only dies when he's forgotten after all, he's worse than dead if I just erase him from my memory.
Anonymous No.281154733 [Report]
>hurr durr it's not a NLF because I say so!
>uhh but my NLF is strongrr!!
This is what these threads are about.
Anonymous No.281154799 [Report]
>>281154487
If I close this thread you cease to exist, so you never had the chance to forget him.
Anonymous No.281154831 [Report]
/thread
Anonymous No.281154928 [Report]
>>281150294
it's based on his perception of what is a threat, not the threat's killing intent
Anonymous No.281155595 [Report]
i've got it, someone in real life who can go kill the author for writing such a shit character