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Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 221: Out of Reach

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COOLEST BROTHER

it begins

>>281174270
>the WORST sensei

>>281174394
thats not Kurenai or Jirayia

>>281174394
>>281174412
Are there any good teachers in Naruto?

>>281174333
>that woman behind the dad
created to show up in 1 panel. gone too soon.

>>281174464
>Sasuke sweating while training
Genius of hard work confirmed. Leesissies in shambles.

How long do you guys think in universe it took Sasuke to exposit his backstory?

>>281174362
>ITACHIITACHIITACHI

>>281174479
Tobirama

>>281174307
>I hope all you kids die in a forest

>>281174464
>>281174489
See it really makes Sasuke look more like the untalented fuckup compared to Naruto when he's clearly working so hard just to catch up to big bro

>>281174624
Fug really is one of the worst fathers in this series

Poor lad

>>281174594
JUST SAY IT. SAY 'THAT'S MY BOY!'

>>281174715
>Do you know what tomorrow is, Itachi?

>>281174594
>Senjutsu
It has another meaning in this context right? Or did it mean Genjutsu?

>>281174552
wtf was this Tobros

>>281174594
>Senjutsu
Hm?

>>281174840
he taught Hiruzen 'God of Shinobi' Sarutobi well

>>281174824
戦術, "tactics". Literally "Art of war"

Chapter 221: Out of Reach

END
Tomorrow: Itachi Accused

>Sakura finally manages to bed Sasuke
>He just cries and begs her to say 'that's my boy'
>He shouts Naruto's name when he climaxes
>Post coitus he quietly whimpers 'nii-san..'
>Wakes up screaming from a nightmare in the middle of the night and instinctively chidoris her
He's so dreamy.

>>281174819
>Sasuke is so stealthy that FUG didn't notice

>>281174464
Wait, Choji and Shikamaru were shown to not have known each other before they entered the academy and talked to each other in Choji's flashback.

>>281174980
>FBI OPEN UP
>>281175031
>Kishi is forgetting stuff mid-arc
Grimmy

>>281174333
>Fugaku fell asleep dreaming of how proud he is of his one and only son Itachi

>>281174588
In hindsight, making Itachi a super prodigy when Sasuke was already meant to be a "normal" prodigy was really retarded.

>>281175004
The good ending

>>281174588
And he was going toe to toe with this guy.

>>281175078
lmao

So is Fugaku the worst dad that isn't Rasa?

>>281175082
sasuke isn't a prodigy
he's a fraud

>>281174479
Baki

>>281175031
The scene at the academy is obviously not the opening day anymore. The chapter speeds through the entire semester, so Sasuke walking out of class to go train could've just been after Choji's flashback.

>>281174448
weird how sasuke is the only uchiha in his generation to enter the achadmy that year. but I guess hinata was the only hyuga of her class too. maybe being a ninja isn't that common.

>>281175203
Honestly it just feels like a lot of people in this setting don't have kids for whatever reason

>>281174819
So is Mikoto just supposed to be a battered housewife or is she just as complicit in regards to the Uchiha’s overall bullshit.

>>281175203
If there were other Uchiha kids around the same age as Sasuke that would mean that Itachi killed them, which Kishimoto probably wants to avoid showing or implying

>>281175203
I always assumed that not everyone in the clan had potential to be a ninja.

>>281174519
The cutest

>>281175315
too broken by the loss of her precious kushina

>>281174686
That's my b-*BRAAAAP*, b-*BURRRRRRP* ugh,

>>281175381
How many moms show up in the manga? We got sasuke, naruto and shikamau's, anyone else?

>>281175371
its either be a ninja or police officer

>>281174479
Orochimaru

>>281175442
Kiba's I think?

>>281175442
Does Kurenai count?

>>281174409
Christ, the hardcore Itachi wanking is starting early.

>>281174624
oof.

>>281175315
Do the coup itachi chan

>>281174409
This isn’t real. This feels like Itachi put Sasuke in a genjutsu nightmare realm where his memories are being exaggerated. This is supernatural level of mental suffering this kid is experiencing.

Kishi basically drew Sasuke's mother as Sakura with black hair.

>>281175442
Kiba’s mom shows up
Sakura’s mom speaks to Sakura off screen a few times and also exists in filler
Choji’s mom and Ino’s mom show up during Asuma‘s funeral but I’m not sure if that was filler or not
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro’s mom shows up in flashbacks
Sasori’s mom shows up in a flashback

I think that’s all I can remember. In hindsight it’s a little weird that we never see Hinata or Neji even mention their mothers, given the whole Hyuuga branch family stuff

>>281174594
>>281175695
>1st in teams
So he got worse when Land of Waves started?

>>281174980
In a light novel the guy on the left worked for Tobi.

>>281175749
I mean, yes. Considering the whole Itachi and being paired with Naruto thing.

>>281175203
I assume most of these prestigious clans are homeschooled.

>>281175246
I'd imagine most who were young enough to have kids fucking died when fighting the Nine Tails, so most adults left over are older and don't want to have kids at that point.

>>281175665
Ino's and Choji's moms only appeared in the anime.

>>281174409
Uh, Iruka became a teacher late or something?

>>281175926
probably

>>281174464
Narutobros...you told me Naruto was the hardworker of the two.

That anon was right about Naruto being nowhere to be seen in these chapters.

>>281175968
he did sit-ups in bed!

>>281174479
Tsunade, unironically. Imagine being Hokage while making someone like Sakura a competent ninja

>>281174479
Kratos

>>281175662
What does this imply about Sasuke and Sakura's relationship?

I do not care for Uchihas.

>>281174464
>Sasuke clearly trains hard, but has a problem not only catching up to his brother, but his peers by what this arc showed.
>Kishimoto has stated that both Naruto and Sasuke aren't very smart.
Bros, were Nacho and Sauce actually and uironically the same all along?

>>281174409
I'm so fucking tired of Itachiwank.

>>281176104
yes

>>281175968
Isn't Naruto one of the least hard working ninjas in the manga? I mean he gets most of his power ups in a matter of days while making up any difference in power with fox chakra.
His only exception has been the rasengan.

>>281174531
Kishimoto's mind 24/7.

My HARD WORKER Sasuke made a fool of that taijutsu prodigy who opened 5 Gates in less than a year

>>281174519
I really like mom's answer here. She's being quite reasonable.

>>281176104
yes

Kishimoto was really being subversive by making his MCs weak and useless.

>>281176186
>the GENIUS of the genetic super eye

>>281175388
Because OF COURSE the moms of the two MCs must know each other! Also the dad of the MC is the 4th Hokage and the dad of the other MC was totally a Hokage candidate with a super special MS he never showed!!

>>281176217
My HERO Hashirama (and all those stupid jobbers around him).

>>281175752
>the guy on the left worked for Tobi
This is fucking retarded. Elaborate?

>>281174927
>it's okay if you hate me
>man i have it tough being the best
Why is he such an autist???

So do all the clans just marry within themselves exclusively like a bunch of inbreds?

>>281176246
>Minato and Fugaku didn't really have a relationship
>Kushina and Mikoto were friends
>Naruto and Sasuke had a rather homoerotic friendship/rivalry
>Boruto and Sarada are friends with the latter wanting to fuck the other

>>281176280
it's light novel shit, man
only good thing to come from that was hinata beating her sister in a naked hot springs fight and a one-eyed hyuga clowning itachi and shisui at the same time

WHERE ARE THOSE 4 REANIMATED EPISODES

>>281176308
seems that way

>>281176376
>finally a win against a named character
>non canon novel

>>281176404
But enough about Sakura.

>>281176280
From what I remember, that guy worked as an agent to convince Fugaku to start the coup.

>>281176308
yes
>>281176246
and one of the main villains was a family friend
>>281176280
Obito talked to these three chucklefucks and gave them the idea to rebel against the Hokage

>>281176376
No I mean, how would that guy work for Tobi? What's the rationale here?

>>281176111
Is Shikawank better you think?

>>281176438
exactly
it's light novel shit

>>281176308
That explains a lot about the Uchiha

>>281176431
>Obito talked to these three chucklefucks and gave them the idea to rebel against the Hokage
This is so fucking stupid. So even the Uchiha coup was an inside job by the two or three guys that matter in the entire world. This is an Itachi, Madara, Obito world. Everyone else is just living in it.

>>281176457
Yes, because Itachi ALSO gets the BIG BRAINS wank and the GENIUS shit

At least Shikamaru fails sometimes (often even) and is relatively weak. Meanwhile Itachi is supposed to be this undefeated GOD

>>281176404
The novel was adapted in the Boruto anime, but it skipped that fight because I think it was because both of them would be fighting naked or in towels or something. This is a family-friendly franchise (Naruto turns into a naked woman and Kawaki gives the middle finger to one of the current villains btw).

>>281176496
People like to say it was too vulgar but i bet it's because Nana Mizuki is too fucking expansive nowdays.

>>281176496
They skipped it on purpose just to fuck her over again

>>281176496
kishi showed a hint of areola once
they can show an almost naked spa fight

>>281176431
It was only that one guy. His name was Yashiro. I don't think the other guys knew about Tobi.

>>281176536
why is she abused so much?
it turns me on

>>281176308
Imagine not being part of the Aburame but willingly marrying into them

>>281176569
Kishimoto had harapan in mind when designing her

>>281176588
ants under my SKIIIIIIN

>>281176308
This one spiky guy >>281176078 doesn't have the standard uchiha Black hair, i guess he's not pure blooded.

>>281176490
People would say Lee, but looking at Sasuke now, she probably would've identified with him more than Naruto if she knew what was going on with him behind the scenes.

>>281176630
Lee would also have been a good bet.

>>281176626
Not all Uchihas have black hair. It just looks like that because the prominent ones are directly related to Sasuke with the exceptions of Obito, Shisui, and Madara.

How old were you when you realized Sauce worked harder for his power than Nardo ever did

>>281176726
Right about now desu

>>281176531
I remember this being brought up. How prolific is she in the industry?

>>281176308
I don't think the inbreeding is that severe (if any), Momoshiki's byakugan is completely white as the name suggest, but every hyuuga has some lavender shading into it.

>>281176726
>Still loses in the end and kneels to the Leaf forever more
Very cynical tale in this series

>>281176726
Still gets hard carried by Sharingan power creep. But I will admit, Part 1 is mostly his own hard work.

>>281176775
Which basically implies dilution.

>Spend most of your life working your ass off desperately trying to surpass your older brother (and then later on kill your older brother)
>The class retard somehow learned how to summon a kaiju toad behind your back
Well fuck, I'd be pissed too

>>281176775
Does Kishi actually color the Otsutsuki Byakugan different than the Hyuga Byakugan? That's an interesting detail if true.

>the senjus racemixxed themselves into extinction
wtf

>>281176726
We've seen ONE scene of Sasuke training at the academy, I don't know if it's more than the Rasengan, Rasenshuriken and sage mode trainings...

>>281176542
When did it happen?

"Hardwork is bullshit. You're being lied to. Wake up!" - Masashi Kishimoto, probably.

>>281174489
In his place I would be infinitely disappointed in him, he can certainly be more than a designated jobber.

>>281174624
Unlike the rest of the Konoha girls, Hinata would've tanked this crippling disappointment

>>281176884
But are we gonna imply Sasuke trained once and never again?

>>281175315
She seems worried in that page the obvious answer is simply Kishimoto not thinking a woman could have an opinion worthwile

>>281174980
I prefer Choso's interpretation.
Thank you OP.

>>281177016
she tanked that

>>281174464
All of the Konoha girls jokes made me realize that it's even more egregious that Ino isn't with Shika and Choji here, maybe Kishi realized he didn't actually like the 3-man cell idea

>>281176726
Never happened. If he only beat Naruto because of Orochimarus power. He literally sold his bost for a cheat power

>>281175334
I think he was absolved by making Tobi kill them in the novel. Obviosuly that makes him even more irredeemable

>>281176217
Weird how Hagoromo got the Rinnegan when Kaguya and Hamura had the Byakugan. You would think Kaguya would have the Rinnegan, like Jubi-Madara and Hagoromo would get the Sharingan for an even split.

But then again, Kaguya with Rinnegan would make her look very ugly.

>>281177035
All the Konoha girls tanked something except Tenten, Tenten didn't tank *that*

Make no mistake. Naruto worked just as hard as Sasuke. It's just Naruto got better results. Every time Sasuke trains and surpasses Naruto, Naruto just leapfrog's right over him when he trains.

>>281177114
>leapfrog's
hehe

I love Itachi
Itachi's so perfect
No one is better

>>281175442
Kiba's, Gaara's, Haku's
Kaguya

>>281177016
Hanabi did that btw

>>281176836
Pretty much.

>>281175968
He's notoriously a slacker, but so talented he learned the rasengan in a fraction of the time other prodigies did.

>>281177096
The Rinnegan mainly came from her forehead Rinnegan which might've been the result of her fusing with the Juubi. Hagoromo mostly inherited the power of the Juubi and that's how the Sharingan was born through his lineage since it's just a diluted Rinnegan. His descendants also have Wood Style, which is an ability of the Juubi, not the Otsutsuki. Hamura was the one who inherited more from Kaguya, although, we don't know if Kaguya was ever capable of using the Tenseigan.

>>281177096
My homicidal rabbit wife is beautiful no matter what.

>>281177152
Since when did Hanabi get fat and became a man?

>>281176246
Yea, generally special people will have special children.

>>281177323
Transformation jutsu

I am the #1 Itachi fan
Ama

>>281177143
fucking kek

Sasuke got genetically handed free eyehax that makes him able to copy 90% of the jutsus and fighting styles in his universe and is still a scrub. Pitiful. Perfect opponent for the school spazz Kishimoto really was a genius.

>>281177096
>>281177212
Reminder that the rinnesharingan (and therefore the sharingan) is a jutsu only the ten tails and Kaguya, who was fused to one, showed having, all other Ootsutsuki had either the base rinnegan or, in Isshiki's case, neither. The only donutsu all Ootsutsuki have is the byakugan.

>>281177359
what are you doing here Fugaku?

>>281177356
That's not her

>>281177359
Holy shit! Kishimoto-sensei has entered the daily?!

>>281176466
>>281176466
>This is an Itachi, Madara, Obito world. Everyone else is just living in it.
there's always a bigger fish

>>281177405
>Kaguya manipulating zetsu
a bit generous.

Sasuke would beg for Itachi to kiss Sakura.

How would the story change if
Itachi wasn’t sick ?

>>281177383
The Rinnesharingan seems like a very fickle eye to keep. The moment it's tampered with, it loses the tomoe or its red color. Kaguya was the only one who fully had it with her fusion. Sasuke had one without the red color. The moment the Juubi in Boruto was split, it lost the color and tomoe. It's delicate as fuck.

>>281177474
He would solve all problems. Kills Pain, kills Oro, Kabuto. Prevents war. Finds out Zetsu is working for bunny mommy and kills him. Becomes hokage. The best one in history. When more aliens show up he kills them effortlessly. Let’s not forget that he fucks Sakura and makes 15 babies. All of them giga prodigies more so than Sasuke was.

>>281177474
Healthy Itachi is so perfect that Hiruzen would step down and make him Hokage

Itachi finished his first A rank mission when he learned how to walk at 9 months old.

>>281176376
>a one-eyed hyuga clowning itachi and shisui at the same time
Based.
>>281177474
Absolutely nothing.

>>281177474
Itachi would've solo'd the entire war.

>>281177539
>>281177552
Kishimoto would call this canon.

>>281176376
>Itachi actually losing in the novel
Damn, the novel might've done a better job writing him than the manga.

>>281177016
Sakura would've splattered after hitting that wall btw

>>281177642
>Damn, the novel might've done a better job writing him than the manga.
it reveals that he didn't kill anyone except his gf and his parents

EARTH SOLO'D

>>281177682
Tenten would be reduced to atoms by the same impact btw.

>>281177642
The manga made Itachi "lose" to Kabuto and admit inferiority to Jiraiya... But no onscreen L and they even pretended he was sandbagging against Sasuke beyond just "not using Susano".

>>281177703
Lol this is disgustingly stupid
Post more novel shit, this is so funny

>>281177703
It had Itachi brutally murder the guy who worked for Tobi and his family.

>>281176726
nope

>>281177703
Ok nvm lol

>>281177143
my fucking sides

>>281177744
Nta but I remember looking at the wiki and reading about an Aburame guy that fought Itachi, who used Tsukuyomi on all of the bugs inside the guy's body to paralyze him, after which he killed him with Amaterasu.

>>281177703
She wasn't even his gf.

>>281177744
he didn't murder his gf he just tsukyomi'd her and she lived out her entire life with Itachi before dying of old age

>>281177744
Nta, but:
Shisui unlocked his MS because he let a friend die on a mission who he was jealous of and regretted it.

>>281177143
Our hero

>>281176726
Literally this arcs conclusion and sauce's post-time skip power up AREN'T EARNED he just is vaguely more powerful and chidori streams

>>281177824
Why did he do that?

>>281175334
>>281177091
yeah no, itachi is still a SCUMBAG

>>281177824
>used Tsukuyomi on all of the bugs inside the guy's body to paralyze him
Kek why not use it on the actual guy himself

>>281177841
>Tsukuyomi can age people
Absolute dogshit

>>281177143
This but unironically. Sorry Sasuke. It’s Itachis world you’re living in
t. Not Fugaku or Kishimoto

>>281177091
I thought Itachu killed the kids and elderly while Obito killed all the actual ninjas/police force

>>281177744
Tsunade and Sakura's super strength? Itachi could easily use it before he even entered the academy. He saved his JONIN mom with it.
Itachi was such a perfect ninja his sensei repetedly held him back from entering the chunin exam because he was jealous.
Itachi is so perfect he do his chunin exam solo, established the record for fastest clear time in the Forrest of Death, and his written exam's score was so high only Minato surpassed it.
He also beat his opponent so badly in the first round of the third exam that they had him skip the rest of the tournament.

>>281177725
>>281177682
What would that wall do to Temari?

You don't get it, they HAD to die.

>>281177968
it hurts that this is all in the light novel
there is no exaggeration

Itachi learned all 8 gates just by watching Guy train. He never used them because of his health issues tho

>>281177744
During the Kyuubi Attack, Itachi saved his mom and baby Sasuke from a falling boulder by shattering it with a chakra-punch like Sakura and Tsunade at the age of 7.

>>281177968
>Tsunade and Sakura's super strength? Itachi could easily use it before he even entered the academy. He saved his JONIN mom with it.
no fucking way

>>281177955
It aged her mind, basically.

>>281177973
It would shatter from her body hitting it.

>>281178023
And she died because of it?

>>281177968
>Itachi is so perfect he do his chunin exam solo
They said a 3-man team would drag Itachi down or something?

>>281177751
Lol of course they'd do that. So cartoonish

>>281178072
Yup.

>>281177867
He was a spy from Danzo.

>>281177846
Way to character assassinate the only good Uchiha

>>281177968
HAHAHAHSJSSNNSNSNDNBENZ

All this would have been an interesting set up for a disturbed antagonist. Perfect child soldier turned monster. A broken brother warped by the worlds expectations.
Instead we get Ninja jesus

I think it's funny how the novels have these very bullshit fanservice moments like sharinganless Kakashi beating A, Sakura beating a bunch of wannabe jinchuriki but Hinata only gets to beat Hanabi due because of a cheapshot while most of the dialogue goes in great detail about how rusty she is.
MC privileges are a bitch.

Light Novel feats are hilarious to me, they feel like the book version of characters doing insane shit in filler and non-canon movies that are way beyond what they should be doing in canon

>>281178128
...and? What was he doing that he had to be taken?

>>281178194
>>281178201
I'm pretty sure the novels pull this kind of stuff just to make it interesting to read.

A Boruto novel had someone try to JFK Naruto. Yes, I mean some guy tried to assassinate Naruto with a gun.

>>281178241
Danzo told him to keep following Itachi after he left Konoha, which I guess Itachi didn't like.
Also the Aburame guy was also the one who poisoned Shisui so that Danzo could steal his eye, so I guess Itachi didn't like that, either.

>>281178324
That's more reasonable.

>>281177337
>Yea, generally special people will have special children.
That's complete bullshit.

>>281178304
When you were able to tank hits that would shatter rocks when you were still a kid, is a bullet all that effective against you?

>>281178387
Genetic recombination be like that

>>281177703
I'm pretty sure he killed the light haired guy that worked for Obito, too.

>>281178389
lets ask Goku

>>281178389
Yeah.
A bullet is more concentrated and also moving beyond the speed of sound
but also what?
we have guns now?

we have guns now!

>>281178389
To be fair, somehow kunai and shuriken are still presented as deadly weapons even after power creep

>>281178194
>sharinganless Kakashi beating A
What the hell?
>Sakura beating a bunch of wannabe jinchuriki
?????

>>281178389
For further detail, it was a specialized gun made from science, I believe. It was supposed to be capable of killing Naruto.

But he didn't succeed, because it was a trap set by Shikamaru and the guy was taken down and arrested.

Where's that Kin edit where she asks Dosu
>What's a gun?

>>281178451
You know Sora from that filler arc? It was basically that on a larger scale.

>>281178500
What the FUCK is A doing against Kakashi

>>281174479
Iruka

>>281178516
It was a friendly sparring.

>Neji
>Kidomaru
>Lee
>Dosu
>Shino
Are those our top 5 potentialmen of Part 1?

>>281178689
Replace Neji and Kidomaru with Sakon/Ukon and PRIME Hiruzen

>>281178727
>Sakon/Ukon
>Potential
Lol.

>>281178825
He's supposed to be the STRONGEST Sound 4 member

>>281178689
>throws a punch
>destroys Kimimaro's coordination
Sound would've been too strong so he had to go

>>281176726
Never

>>281176726
The thing is, everyone works hard in this manga. Lee worked hard, Neji worked hard, Naruto worked hard, Sasuke worked hard. The only ones who didn't are Gaara at first who was just apathetic to everything and Otsutsuki later. Literally everyone in Naruto is a hardworker, there's even a point made with Hanzo about what happens if you stop working hard.

>>281174267
Coolest brother, coolest guy, coolest clan. I'm getting my Uchiha crest tattoo tomorrow.

>>281174409
The Itachi wank is so big that even his father is thinking that this guy is exaggerating
I actually laughed

This really is HIS manga

I HATE UCHIHAAAAAAAAAAAA *explodes*

>>281174409
Itachi was the greatest

>>281174519
Itachi? Built differently.
Sasuke? A wimp

>>281174635
Fuck you he loved his son Itachi more than anything in the world.

>>281178442
We've always had guns

>>281179572
cute little sakura

>>281179572
Lol, this is what they give you in Shinobi Striker.

Fug would've loved Sasuke if he could've named him Itachi Jr. like he truly wanted

Shouldn't we be on like 229 by now?

>>281179795
Nope.

Slow thread folks, I can feel some necrobumping tonight though I'll be asleep

>>281179795
Why do you say that?

>>281179895
Good night

>>281180059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dteIl2aALms
STRANGER DANGER

>>281178825
Objectively speaking yes, Kidomaru already lived and exceeded any expectation anyone had for him to begin with.

>>281177143
Lmao

>>281180059
She needs to be stopped.

>>281180059
Narutobros, we're so FUCKING handsome

>>281180135
>>281180158
Do hags have their own ToT.....

>>281179239
Kishi certified

How do you think a conversation would go between war arc Sasuke and edo Fugaku?

>>281180341
>hey dad, I killed* Itachi and planned on destroying our country. Also, I wanna be Hokage and take over the world.
>my only son is DEAD?!?!

>>281174409
So just how many of part 1 Sasuke's hangups are tied to the fact that his internal measuring stick for competence is ninja Jesus?

>>281180059
humuna humuna AWOOOOOOGAAAA

>>281180472
Sasuge would probably get a "That's my boy" if he found out about the Danzo stuff

>>281180472
Sasuke would never say he killed Itachi.

>>281180059
My favorite crackship when I was first reading was Tsunade and Sasuke. I liked how they looked together and also that they were the last of their rival clans, even though they never once interact in canon

>>281180886
Tayuya loses the band on her arm in this cut.

Why does everyone want to molest Naruto?

>>281181154
made for damn brat correction

>>281174594
ITACHI WAS THE ZEROTH IN HIS CLASS

>>281180059
Tsunade is not a pedophile! She never went to Orochimaru's island!

>>281181426
THAT'S MY BOY

>>281181169
>>281181154
This, he was literally designed to be PEAK brat material. And then shippuden massacred my boy...

>>281181078
licking tayuya forearm and armpit

>>281180341
>Sasuke tries saying two words to Fug

>>281181659
anko couldn't resist
>inb4 shillfic

>>281181913
You mean Fug and Hiashi then Rasa appears and calls them amateurs.

>>281176111
Sasuke...

>>281181913
None of them can drive their son to suicide the same as Neil's dad did. These Japanese dads are too girly.

>>281177841
He had a GF?

Since Kishimoto already introduced 3 characters with daddy issues i sure hope he never gives 2 New characters this exact same plot line just because he's an actual bad father and projects onto his characters.

>>281176111
Deidara...

>>281182293
No, she just had a crush on him ala Sakura and Hinata.

>>281177968
What in the awful fanfiction is this?
>He saved his JONIN mom with it.
Their mom is Jonin!? And she became a completely demure housewife!?

>>281182391
Once a woman gets a husband, they're supposed to drop their careers to be a wife and mom. Only Ino escaped this.

>>281182391
Women can't have shit in Naruto except babies

>was watching a super cute and funny tenten filler
n_n

>>281182452
>it actually was a fucking ANGSTY episode
BEING TENTEN IS SUFFERING WHY THEY DID THIS D':

>>281182293
he had many lovers

>>281182513
Imagine Obito just observing Itachi date and fuck loads of people for "intel" going by this Viz translation.

Reminder that the Uchiha rebellion is completely justified

>>281182566
all the hokage except Tsunade and Hashirama have spiky hair

>>281182424
Ino's done cool stuff in Boruto? I'm stunned.

>>281182641
She oversees village security.

>>281176726
It's a little unclear to me just how hard Part 2 Sasuke works, because it doesn't really show him training, just implies it's happening off-panel. He just appears and either wins (sometimes decisively, sometimes barely) or loses crushingly (Killer Bee, Five Kages). I would say that his "generally very competent guy who only loses when he gets too confident" thing is consistent, though.

>>281182424
>>281182447
You'd think the Leaf would take retaining their supersoliders more seriously, and do their utmost to not let them retire at age 20 to raise kids.

>>281182452
Tenten was the queen of filler.

>>281182424
>>281182641
Ino is actually fucking insane with what she can do. It's really impressive but her abilities are supportive so not really glamorous. But she'd be an absolutely nuts character in reality.

>>281182833
>do their utmost to not let them retire at age 20
Hiruzen only wants to see more dead kids once they 'survive' to their 20's he lets them retire so they can pop out more kids he can watch die

>>281182722
That's pretty cool, glad she got a cool thing.

>>281182877
Glad Orochimaru ended his reign of terror once and for all.

>>281178072
If your brain thinks you died, then you'll die

>>281182855
She's got, like, passive mind reading and long range telepathy by the end of Shippuden right? She's fucking terrifying.

>>281182855
yes!

>>281182855
>>281183142
Tenten pads her bra!!!!

>>281174270
His students re currently killing each other and he's reading smut in a field.

>>281174448
The thing that's actually strange about this is that if Itachi was SUCH the prodigy, doesn't that mean the rest of the Uchiha were basically normal? Why would they have such high expectations for Sasuke unless everyone in his clan was a genius as well? We already know that not ever Uchiha unlocks the Sharingan so it seems odd that they single him out so hard, other than "his brother was exceptional."

>>281174519
The speed with which society changed in this world is kind of nutso. They went from super mega death war to peacetime prosperity basically overnight, without any rebuilding time.

>>281174624
>1st place in every regard is a "keep this up and you WILL BE amazing."
Poor Sasuke never had a chance.

>>281174862
>>281174927
Itachi really is a great older brother, always looking out for his little brother.
The 72 hours of mind rape might seem excessive to an outsider, but it was necessary for the kid to build character.
SUFFERING builds CHARACTER.

>>281174980
Thanks OP!

>>281177474
Is it ever explained why Itachi was sick? Was there some technique that weakened him, or did sheer providence give him Ninja Tuberculosis from bad water or something?

>>281183249
>or did sheer providence give him Ninja Tuberculosis from bad water or something?
I'm going to assume that both he and Kimimaro both had this

You know what? Here are some interesting moments and facts from Itachi's novels.
>During the Chunin exams, Itachi scared 4 genin to death. One of them was a guy who fell asleep and became a super duper taijutsu master, like Rock Lee. But Itachi considered him a coward who falls asleep in order not to see if he is harming someone. Therefore, our good boy made this kid watch his own death for many times. The kid was taken away in hysteria.
>Itachi spoke to the graduates of the shinobi academy as the best graduate. Higher ups did not want to give him this opportunity initially since he was an Uchiha and also only seven years old, but gave up later
>ANBU guy blames Itachi for the death of his sister in Nine Tail incident
>Young boys bullied Itachi for the Nine Tails incident
>Danzo killed an Uchiha in order to have his spies impersonate this guy in clan meetings
>Fugaku fucking CRIED over Izumi cause he was so happy that Itachi found out his dick had other functions
>Itachi almost killed those three guys that went to his house after Shisui's death. He was seriously going to
>Itachi did not bother to learn the name of his Aburame teammate even after half a year of being together
>Danzo has a stinky breath Itachi had to endure. Danzo had been grooming Itachi for a long time, the novel overall portrays him less heroic, more mentally nuts and more of a victim than manga did
>The reason why Konoha killing Uchiha should be kept in secret was because Danzo was afraid other clans might revolt if they found out Leaf's fine way of dealing with problems
>Itachi hated the shinobi system and wanted to get rid of it. Hated Konoha and elders/Hokage. Still claimed himself a Leaf shinobi till death. Wanted to be Hokage but realised early on he had no chances and nepotism.
(Part 1)

>>281183295
(Part 2)
>Izumi was half-bred(non-Uchiha father), so the clan didn't really like her. Saw her father's death during the Nine Tails attack and awakened sharingan and was accepted by clan. Was against the coup(yeah, that's why she had to be killed)
>Shisui awakened his MS after letting his best friend due out of jealousy during the Great War
>Uchiha clan was scattered before Kyuubi attack, no district(they were only in Tobirama times). The entire district they received was filled with cameras ANBU were checking
>Since Tobirama they were not allowed to have high positions, IE, ANBU, Hokage. Shisui enrolled in ABBU unofficially, Itachi was the first official one, and even that was thanks to Danzo and Hiruzen who supported him and changed his age. Elders were against that
>Obito did not kill Itachi's teammates. He met Obito for the first time on a mission with Shisui.
Sad Fugaku's thoughts as a bonus:
>>Fugaku heard distinctly the scream that his son’s heart had let out. He understood Itachi’s feeling of wanting to avoid conflicts so much it hurt. But he also understood the discontent that his fellow clansmen were feeling in the same way. No, Fugaku himself, in the life he had lived so far as a Konoha shinobi, had had bitter experiences on countless occasions.He had been excluded from the centre of the village just because he was an Uchiha.Even the dreams he had in his youth had been cruelly crushed with the sole pretext that he came from Uchiha clan.
>Hokage…
>An empty illusion that could never come true again.

I hate Itachi so much it's unreal

>>281183295
>Fugaku fucking CRIED over Izumi cause he was so happy that Itachi found out his dick had other functions

>>281183436
>That motherfucking Hiashi ain't the only eugenicist in town now

>>281183295
>During the Chunin exams, Itachi scared 4 genin to death... Therefore, our good boy made this kid watch his own death for many times.
Wait how? He didn't have the MS yet. He just killed 4 people with regular ass genjutsu when he was 6?

>>281183502
He didn't kill anyone. One of the big things about that novel is how Itachi's a perfect pacifist who never takes a life. He just mindraped a guy into quitting the ninja business

>>281183323
>Since Tobirama they were not allowed to have high positions, IE, ANBU, Hokage. Shisui enrolled in ABBU unofficially, Itachi was the first official one, and even that was thanks to Danzo and Hiruzen who supported him and changed his age. Elders were against that
Yet there are people who will still defend the Second Hokage when he set up shit like this. Glad the Gold and Silver brothers murdered this guy.

>>281183323
>Uchiha clan was scattered before Kyuubi attack, no district(they were only in Tobirama times). The entire district they received was filled with cameras ANBU were checking
>Since Tobirama they were not allowed to have high positions, IE, ANBU, Hokage. Shisui enrolled in ABBU unofficially, Itachi was the first official one, and even that was thanks to Danzo and Hiruzen who supported him and changed his age. Elders were against that
Wtf I love Tobirama even more now, truly the best Hokage

Itachi was quite frankly the worst thing in Naruto.

>>281183757
Why didn't Tobirama just use Flying Raijin to teleport the fuck out of there?

>>281183834
Wasn't attributed to him yet, lol.

>>281176833
He's also one year or less away from the age when Itachi was good enough to kill the entire clan and you can bet that's living in his head rent free.

you know it was really presumptuous of Sasuke to think the gap between him and Itachi closed even the slightest bit during the Tsunade arc because he would have to be banking on the idea that Itachi just slacked off the whole time

>>281183834
Tobirama's death was an Uchiha psyop

Honestly I'm surprised that Kishi isn't the type of autist to make a shitload of family trees and the like, for all the clans and prestigious families there are we really don't know dick about most of the cast's families, hell a lot of the most powerful people in the world (such as most of the Akatsuki) are basically just pure individual anomalies that may as well have just spawned one day

>>281177744
I’m pretty sure also mind rapes some poor kid out of ever wanting to be an ninja again in the Chunin exams.

>>281184174
Kishi is more like George Lucas.

>>281178201
>book version of characters doing insane shit in filler and non-canon movies
Don’t act like this series doesn’t also have that. Remember how in one of the Part 1 filler arcs Naruto as a kid was dodging actual fucking concentrated sunlight, ya know? LIGHT SPEED!
The guy he was fighting was actually the brother of the fat magnet guy Hinata fights as well.

>>281178428
Goku literally lowers his power level out of fights to make it easier to live everyday life, he’s not a good example.

>>281183969
Not just slack off but actively regress (by an insane margin). Did Sasuke think a bit of speed and a mediocre stabbing attack would make him a match for the smartest, coolest, and bestest brother?

>>281180059
Stop it anons, that’s his grandma.

>>281178142
You call it 'character assassination', I call it consistency.
Uchiggers gonna uchigg after all, no exceptions

>>281183323
>Izumi was half-bred(non-Uchiha father), so the clan didn't really like her
Oh so the Uchiha are massively inbred as a rule. This explains so much.

>>281183295
>>Danzo had been grooming Itachi for a long time, the novel overall portrays him less heroic, more mentally nuts and more of a victim than manga did
I wish the manga handled it from this kind of perspective instead, it'd have been much more interesting

>>281185729
Did you not believe the Uchiha and even the Hyuga were inbred at the start?

>>281183341
>>281183811
We know, Sasuke.

>>281183295
This is so fucking bad

>>281183578
That's novel filler retard

>>281185785
I thought them all looking similar was just Kishimoto picking a look and then sticking to it for all Uchiha for simplicity's sake. Not because they actually get mad at you for not fucking one of your cousins.

>>281184844
Shisui is the exception

>>281185851
I'm pretty sure everyone in the thread clearly knows that, Captain Obvious.

I wonder what'd happened if Sasuke and Itachi roles were swapped, would Sasuke chose to fight with the clan for the coup or maybe he'd just said fuck everything and killed Danzo instead?

THAT'S MUH BOIY

>>281174409
Konoha girls wouldn't be able to handle the pressure

>>281185729
That or maybe the issue was that the non-Uchiha was the FATHER while they're in the Patriarchal system

>>281186045
Sasuke is a product of his circumstances so it's basically impossible to say what a hypothetical version with no clan massacre trauma and no older brother issues would react like.

>>281183295
>Young boys bullied Itachi for the Nine Tails incident
Did they prick each other with rusty nails afterwards, with how much of a death wish they had? Did Itachi mindrape them too?
>>Danzo killed an Uchiha in order to have his spies impersonate this guy in clan meetings
Risky ploy with a clan that can insta-check membership ("turn on your eyes" "fuck")

>>281186565
>Risky ploy with a clan that can insta-check membership ("turn on your eyes" "fuck")
Danzo is the only character who can really rival Itachi for consistently dodgy decision making.

>>281186828
Itachi vs Danzo would have been legendary.

>>281186828
Novel needs to make Danzo more of an inverted Jesus who takes the sins of everyone to redeem them

>>281175749
>got worse
>able to coordinate a plan on the fly with Naruto to free Kakashi from Zabuza

>>281174362
frat bro ninja

>>281186289
Uchiha women were BUILT for clanless cock.

>>281174464
Imagine how good shota sasuke smells after training.

Itachi losing his mind from the pressures put upon him by his dad and the clan is way more interesting than him being forced to do it.
Also, it explains the eyebags under his eyes.

>>281189846
>firstborn losing their mind from the pressures put upon them by their parents and big families
Authentic Asian experience right there

>>281174409
The Itachiwank never dies...

>>281174624
There's Asian parents' expectations,.and then there's this shit.

>>281190174
>>281174409
I mean all of that but really is Itachi that strong? Keep in mind we're discussing Itachi without MS. He's an Uchiha who uses Katon and Kunais. He hasn't shown any of the mountain destroying stuff other characters have shown.

Haku should've been a girl
Orochimaru should've been a girl
Sakon/Ukon should've been a girl
Kimimaro should've been a girl
Itachi should've been a girl
Deidara should've been a girl
Sasori should've been a girl
Hidan should've been a girl
Kaguya should've been a man

>>281189861
Double Sharingan Obito hokage Obito should be at the top also

>>281190233
Are there characters that should have been boys instead?

>>281189861
I get the "go home Minato" because you can never kill him if he just goes home but what is Information Jiraiya

>>281190401
Kaguya.

>>281189730
D-art...D-art's Sakura...

>>281190484
Pain says Jiraiya could've beaten him he knew his secret from the start

>>281190683
Well, Kick Head Guy might still be in the same tier...

I will use Edo Tensei to revive the rest of the Uchiha clan, marry Sasuke and we will kill Itachi together in our wedding attires

>>281190713
>>281189861
>Kick Head Guy
Would this have worked on Madara?

>>281190823
Definitely

Sasuke Retrieval brings up so many damn feels for me. When Sasuke says What are you when he's going fox mode and Naruto responds A Friend I still get chills all these years later. When Sasuke puts the headband on. When the headband falls off. When Kakashi arrives. When Naruto wakes up ahh goddamn this arc this fight such good shit.

>>281189861
>Tier SSS+: Konoha without Danzo

>>281191554
AAAAAAAAAAH DANZO DID EVERYTHING WRONG EVERYONE IS A BIG CHUNGUS HE CAUSED EVERYTHING BAD IN THIS WORLD

>>281191608
Yes we know, Kishi

>>281191608
The Uchiha is a clan of mentally ill scum. Danzo was justified.

Danzo and Hanzo? My favorite comedy duo.

>>281192074
Tobirama...

>>281191554
Remove KEKgaku and GENINLEVELsuma.

>>281191554
Was Danzo really a factor in Orochimaru going full terrorist?

>>281182566
>Hashirama started the village
>Tobirama was his brother
>Hiruzen was his student
>Minato was Jiraya's student (who was taught by Hiruzen)
>Tsunade was also Hiruzen's student
>Kakashi was taught by Minato
>Nardo is the son of Minato, also taught by Jiraya and Kakashi
Is there any hope for normies?

>>281193145
Dango gave him the resources, so he probably encouraged him

UCHIHAS DID NOTHING WRONG
except Itachi

>>281193163
Kiba couldn't even become jonin before retiring.

I think the series lost its soul with Jiraiya's death

>>281193349
There was no soul in SHITraiya

>>281193381
Surely, you jest

>>281193381
Nagato...

>>281193395
It got sucked out

>>281193163
>the only Hokages that aren’t blood relatives are Hiruzen and Kakashi

>>281191554
Konoha is just a glorified PMC anyway.

>>281191554
Asuma thinks he’s on the team ToT

>>281193163
Why didn’t Kiba try, i dunno, just be fucking strong? Learn jutsu outside of your dog piss arts?

>>281194543
Jutsu are fucking worthless. Only raw stats matter.

>>281193163
>Nardo
zoomer

>Folks, let me tell you — Orochimaru, he’s incredible. Just incredible. People don’t like to admit it, but he’s one of the smartest shinobi we’ve ever had. Brilliant mind. Tremendous talent with forbidden jutsu — and I know forbidden jutsu, believe me. I basically invented them.

>They say he’s a villain — fake news. Totally misunderstood. He’s pushing the boundaries of ninjutsu like nobody else. Immortality, body transfer, reanimation — he brought me back, folks! You think that’s easy? Nobody else could do it. Not Jiraiya, not Tsunade. Only Orochimaru.

>If I were still Hokage? I’d hire him. Get him a lab — right next to the Hokage office. Because a mind like that? You don’t waste it. He’s a winner.

>We need more Orochimarus in this village. That’s how we make Konoha great again!

>>281194543
>Why didn’t Kiba try, i dunno, just be fucking strong?
What's hilarious is that by sheer accident he feels much stronger than Naruto and Sasuke this arc, then he somehow just falls way behind

>>281194565
Why didn't he train Harder while consuming enhancement drugs and change his DNA for further powerups?
Is he stupid?

>>281194669
THAT'S MY HOKAGE

Naruto is a genocide apologist

>>281194669
My GOAT

>>281195556
How did he die?
I don’t know why but at some point many years earlier for some reason I thought that Kakuzu killed him.

>>281195692
He got KWAB'd by the Gold and Silver brothers.

>>281184174
>hell a lot of the most powerful people in the world (such as most of the Akatsuki) are basically just pure individual anomalies that may as well have just spawned one day
It's funny, only 1/3 of the Akatsuki come from reputable clans, but those clans are all (functionally) from Konoha and of course two of them are Uchiha, meanwhile more than half of these guys don't even have last names

>>281195797
Nagato didn't even know he was an uzumaki.

>>281194669
Oh boy. We're bringing cringe memes back

>>281194669
>>281195995
Tobirana is on the Orochimaru list

>>281195797
MY FUCKING HEROES

>>281196145
Amegakure citizen...

>>281190763
Orochimaru...

>>281195797
my pretty konyan and her pets

>>281190763
Karin...

>>281196145
...and Tobi.

>>281196526
Why is she such a degenerate? What's her sobstory?

>>281196526
The AIIIIIIIEEEEE girl

>>281196625
According to filler her mother died from chakra drainage while working in a hospital, after which Karin got repeatedly "raped" until Orochimaru took her in.

>>281196818
The konoha girls would have died from this

>>281196864
That's not something to be proud about.

>>281197083
kill yourself

>>281196864
>ugly bastard vs. blank glasses
truly the match of the century

>>281195692
I wish Kishi did a Tobirama one shot.

>>281197279
There's nothing left to learn about him, if he won the poll Kishi would either make the story about Hashirama or Madara instead.

>>281197083
What was he doing during the Uchiha Massacre?

>>281197567
The chuunin exams.

>>281194565
FTG turns Minato from an elite jonin into one of the top kage

>>281197726
Not as busted as Kamui.

>>281198040
Good example. Obito goes from one of the most worthless ninja in the series to fighting Minato on even ground thanks to one jutsu. The hashirama cells helped too.

>>281196379
where's nyagoto?

>>281192528
>>281194489
Circles are Otsusuki-level techniques. It's not Asuma's fault

>>281197726
A million kid Narutos with FTG would still lose to Kimimaro with 1 bone sword.

>>281198503
In the cuckshed.

>>281194669
That's a lot of em dashes...

>>281198866
This is why the Uzumaki were wiped out.

>>281198904
chat gpt is one of those autistic writers

Naruto but good
>Ends on the pain arc (after which we get Naruto’s and Sauce’s final confro)
>No Obito/Madara
>Itachi is evil
>Konoha cast gets cut in half as to focus only on the most important.
>Lee never recovers.
>Neji survives
Off the top of my head. You’re free to add your changes to make Naruto the beat it could be.

>>281199132
>Lee never recovers
What the fuck did he do to you

>>281199207
Recovered.

>>281199132
Just keeping the scope smaller and more reasonable in general would've been way better. These are fucking ninjas, yet the last 300 chapters is just gigantic nuclear explosions in a 100k+ army war against other zombie ninja, and then a series of final fantasy 4 tier asspulls of the "Bigger Evil" actually being behind every evil person confronted. At some point the series just becomes the fucking Madara meme.

>>281199207
He peaked at Gaara. No need to frag him through the mud in Shippuden.

>>281191554
Where is he?

72 hours mind rape was necessary for Itachi to maintain kayfabe

>>281199132
>Konoha cast gets cut in half as to focus only on the most important.
First start: the Konoha girls

>>281199293
Only SHITno

>>281199132
>Sound 4 live and join the Akatsuki

>>281199348
Too weak for that

>>281199378
Post timeskip sound 4 would be stronger than bottom tier Akatsuki

>>281199132
Why would Naruto and Sasuke even have a confrontation if Itachi was actually evil? Sasuke has no reason to be hostile against the village in that scenario, please think for even a second before offering “improvements”

>>281199397
Yeah, White Zetsu.

>>281199266
GODma is in the tier above that

>>281199132
Asuma and Kurenai get killed by Itachi and Kisame. Great focus is put on Kurenai ryona.

>>281199342
>t.Sakura

>>281199411
He can be evil and be a victim of the leaf system anon

>>281199132
Hinata should've turned evil

>>281199521
Dygo…

>>281199011
Poor Kushina having to deal with Minato fucking her best friend

>>281199545
Who said she had to be on Konoha's side?

>>281199585
>Implying
If anything, she's suffering because Minato is TOO loyal.

Bitchnata vs multi-shadow clone jutsu Naruto

>>281199132
Naruto should learn Sage mode between the timeskip when he trained with Jiraiya the longest.

>>281199659
Jiraiya shouldn't have killed himself just to get a better look at a few faces that he just saw 3 seconds ago.

>>281199472
There’s a big difference between that and explicitly being ordered to wipe out his entire family, in that scenario I just can’t see Sasuke ever doing what he does in canon

>>281199132
>Naruto but good
>Ends (gets axed) after the Chunin Exams
You're welcome.

>>281196818
>>281196864
This was a dream. We don't know what parts were even real since it had inconsistencies and diverged.

>>281199658
Imagine Naruto getting wrecked by Konoha girls

>>281199132
Lee only makes a come back in part 2, Naruto is the one getting saved by Gaara.
Neji dies against Kidomaru, which makes Hinata lock in by part 2.
Anko takes Yamato's role.
Naruto is able to control at least 1 tail at the start of part 2.
Inoshikacho gets help from Team 8 instead of Kakashi and Naruto.
Konan fights the Konoha girls, she loses here instead.
Sasuke becomes good in the war, no final fight drama.
Kaguya is left for Boruto instead.

>>281199658
she would get on her knees and beg for them to fick her

>>281199521
shillfic anon

>>281199132
The Akatsuki leader is revealed to be the Yondaime.

>>281201465
>Yondaime
What’s the lore here?

Chapter after prune.

>>281201500
they have the same haircut

>>281201632
The leader genuinely had longer spiky hair just like Minato before he was revealed to be Pain -- who had shorter spiky hair.

>>281201632
I mean is there a reason for Minato to be the leader of the akatsuki? Whats the fanfic explanation?

>>281199132
Add another mission arc like the Land of Waves one for part 1 so that Naruto and Sasuke's relationship feels more genuine rather than it being so forced and dumb. Also have it take place in the Stone Village since that is the least explored place out of the 5 main nations.

>>281202183
Good opportunity to meet Han and Roshi.