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Let's play a game
Let's play a game /a/. You will be put in a room with your waifu an hour after reading this. You will be allowed to bring only one item you possess or can currently afford to buy. Once you're inside the room, you will have to convince her to marry you. If you win, you get transported to her world and live with her, if not you get transferred back to our world(or get killed if your waifu is dangerous enough). No powers. You can use everything you know.

I'll start. My plan is pretty simple. In an hour I will memorize all the knowledge I can about a certain medicinal practice correlating it to nen. I will bring a fully charged phone with me claiming it is an object I conjured with nen containing documents about everything that will get her curious enough to not get bored of me and kill me. I will tell her that I can only generate information with my phone an hour per day and with a condition that nobody else but me can use my phone and that I also die if it breaks. I will also tell her she can use me as a lab rat to test all her experiments on. Once I convince her, I will transfer everything on my phone via writing or some other way before the battery gets drained. With the amount of information I possess, it probably would last me till I die of old age. I would probably get killed the moment I arrive inside the room, but it's all that I could come up with a short amount of time.

You can poke holes in other anons' plans, improve them, or have a completely different plan. So, how will you convince your waifu to marry you?
Anonymous No.281190714 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
My waifu isn't alive and it's not clear they would want me to be around because obtaining a body would mean stealing it from another. Anyway she likes to read so I bring my phone. If she hates my taste maybe it's for the best. If she likes it I would need her determination
Anonymous No.281191051 [Report]
I don't have a waifu. That shit is for losers
Anonymous No.281192127 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
My waifu is Kurisu. Realistically speaking there a near zero percent chance of me convincing her. However, it'd still be pretty cool to talk to a super genius. I'd personally bring a laptop for her to record the answers to my questions I have.

My argument for marriage will be philosophical. I'd show her she is is anime character with my knowledge and stored information in the laptop. Then I'd make the argument that she doesn't "exist" in reality and the only way she can come to life is to make contact with a real human. My argument would boil down to some bullshit about how what is not observed is irreverent and that the universe she inhabits is a "anti-superposition" that will collapse if not observed. Thus the only way to save her universe is to let me consumate our marriage and produce children that can carry on the legacy of real people.

I'll start of with my important questions first and maybe spend the rest of the time trying to convince her. If my plan fails, at least humanity will benefit.
Anonymous No.281193681 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
I dunno but luv Pitou and she's mai waifu
Anonymous No.281194182 [Report]
>my waifu is disgusted by humans
Unfortunately zero chance for me but good luck convincing your waifus
Anonymous No.281194361 [Report]
I will tell him I can be good mommy for him
Anonymous No.281196501 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
ok
Anonymous No.281198302 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
I would just tell her that if she doesn't marry me, she will have to marry that faggot kensuke
Anonymous No.281198851 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
You know that's a man, right?
Anonymous No.281199623 [Report]
I don't have a waifu because I have a cute 3D girlfriend
Anonymous No.281201057 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
I don't have a waifu, but I would choose a normal woman from some world I wanted to visit, the plan would be simple to bring something of universal value between her world and mine, like Gold or something that is valuable to her, I propose a marriage agreement that is annulled as soon as we are back in her world, she continues her happy life and I go on an adventure.

Now the question would be, what world should I visit where I won't be killed in seconds?
Anonymous No.281201659 [Report] >>281201712
>>281189508 (OP)
You realize Pitou has a massive cock and balls right? hes going to skewer your ass before decapitating you
Anonymous No.281201712 [Report]
>>281201659
Anonymous No.281202610 [Report]
Shinomu, you will be mine :)
I don't even need to bring anything, I will just promise to help her with Todai studies
Anonymous No.281202995 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
i love catboys too
Anonymous No.281203000 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
My waifu is Satania and I could convince her to marry me by telling her that it would be the most devilish act she can do to not marry a another demon or even an angel but instead a mere human. She'd probably be convinced by that alone but if that won't work showing her my honest feelings might. How much effort and love I've shown her she'd be happy that someone loved/worshiped her that much.
Anonymous No.281203679 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
I cannot convince my waifu to marry me so I might as well just rape her and hope hentai rules work
Anonymous No.281203773 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
Your "waifu" is dead retard
Anonymous No.281203878 [Report]
>>281189508 (OP)
>Remilia Scarlet
I basically offer to become her servant or something, I'd be an exotic butler from another world, regardless, the selling point would be that I'm from a higher dimension.
There's a non zero chance of it working. I don't know what item I'd bring, maybe a phone with interesting stuff, mainly occult and engineering shit.