Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 222: Itachi Accused

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>>281202302 (OP)
kill yourself narutard

>>281202351
Sasuke sucks at hiding. Not my boy.

>>281202392
>SHISUI DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>281202404
>yeah that sucks my best friend died. can I go now?

I'm at jinchuriki arc, and just realized I havent seen any normal school. academy is for ninjas

>>281202392
I forgot Shisui existed in Part 1, I figured he was invented in Part 2 or something like Itachi's secret girlfriend.

>>281202444
Why don’t they just leave and set up their own village hidden in someplace?

>>281202507
Danzo would kill them anyways

>>281202463
Why the dot in the forehead? Does he have the byakugou?

>>281202530
kwab x 3

>>281202507
Because then the other villages would kill them?

>>281202556
SCHIZOtachi.

>>281202556
What the fuck is he talking about?

>>281202558
Probably a mole

>>281202581
>>281202607
I like to believe that Fugaku gets kinder to Sasuke because he starts to think Itachi is getting too mentally ill for his taste.

>>281202607
In the novel Itachi sensed a presence here. Obito was standing there.

>>281202431
>For a Sharingan user...
>...Copying handwriting is easy.
Conspiracy jokes aside, I actually really like these little glimpses of worldbuilding where Kishi actually thought about how these superpowers would permeate into the wider setting

>>281202638
Novels really just damage control everything, eh?

>>281202302 (OP)

This colorized version may be a official raw graphics, but the text isn't scanlate; it's taken directly from the VIZ version, which is censored/localized.

Seriously, don't read this for real if you care about the series, they screwed up the dialogues as always.

>>281202650
ANARCHISTachi

>>281202650
Who's going to take him to prison? The police force? LOL

>>281202650
>You're going to prison
Konoha really is a dictatorship.

>>281202335
the anime's soft orange tint and OST during this scene always stuck out to me
>>281202431
>there's no doubt he wrote it, but a sharingan user could copy it, the kekkei genkai of our clan!
>>281202486
kino
>>281202607
yeah wtf this is a declaration of war, the stabbing of clan symbol, >>281202638
ridiculous retcon

>>281202650
Looks like you've had a bit too much to think there, Itachi

>>281202650
these zoomed in psycho rant panels are some of Kishi's best, I love mangaka messing with out perspective like this; all the better that the warping happens when the sharingan are out

>>281202638
sigh

>>281202638
I'm calling your bluff, there's no way the novelist was so retardingly insecure that they felt the need to explain that.
Right?

I guess the novel making Itachi think he's way above the rest of the clan wasn't too Farfetched.

>>281202627
Funny implication that Fug was ok with a little mental illness. They are Uchiha after all.

>>281202556
>>281202581
>>281202607
>>281202624
Itachi is not really helping his case acting like some schizo who is about to shoot up his school here.

>>281202787
He liked when the mental illness was helping his growth, but not when he friend fires against fellow clansmen.

>>281202556
>>281202607
>>281202624
This arc probably has my favorite depiction of Itachi. You can still tell that he's kind of a psychopath, but at the same time he's also troubled by all the issues and bs surrounding his clan while also being an anbu, which is probably putting a big strain on his mentality. Way better than what Shippuden did with him.

>>281202806
>Hana gets a message to not come to the academy tomorrow.

>>281202806
I guess you can just chalk it up to him being frustrated that his best friend died and that now he's being accused he murdered him.

>>281202607
>>281202624
Add some slurs and homoerotic babbling and Itachi becomes the closest thing to LTG in Naruto.

How old is Itachi here?

>Itachi killed OP

what was the deal with Shisui again?`I know one of the games cover his story but i have forgotten.

>>281202980
13.

>>281202982
He wanted to test his ability

>>281202431
>There's no doubt this is the victim's handwriting, but sharingan users (like us, the police) could easily fake that. Anyway, we're just gonna leave this to you, our main suspect, because it's totally a real piece of evidence that's crucial to the case. We just need you to hold it in your hand. Make sure you don't wear gloves, too, if you could.
They might as well have greeted him with "hey itachi we're here to set you up"

>>281202880
He could try showing some sorrow, not going “ALL OF YOU ARE SO ARROGANT! CLAN THIS, CLAN THAT! ALL IT IS DOING IS SUPPRESSING MY POWER! I WILL NEVER ACHIEVE THE NEXT STATE DUE TO THIS PATHETIC CLAN AND ITS WAYS! ALL OF YOU ARE SLAVES!” *throws kunai at the Uchiha symbol on the wall*

>>281202991
The games, anime, and novels give him different stories.

>>281203048
>I KNEEL SASUKE

>>281202880
Probably feeling a little crazy in the brain about being told he has to kill his entire clan even though he's a pacifist and being forced to live a life of a criminal hated by the person he loves most in the world
But yeah I guess from his clan / family / story perspective that is a good excuse to act nuts

Chapter 222: Itachi Accused

END
Tomorrow: Father and Son

>>281203028
>throws kunai at obito who happened to be standing dead center of the Uchiha symbol
f-fixed that for you. how dare you slander itachi

>>281203114
Thanks OP, but I thought the chapter ended on Itachi showing the MS (for no reason)? Or was that an anime thing

>>281203113
So why the fuck did Itachi go along with this exact plan again?

Could part 2 Neji deal with those random uchihas?

>>281202638
>Uh, Itachi was just sensing Obito's presence there! He didn't have an autistic meltdown!
>Uh, one of the guys accusing Itachi also works for Obito and is responsible for convincing Fugaku to start to coup!
Itachi fatigues me.

>>281202650
That fisheye panel is cool, shame it's completely blocked by the word balloons
>>281203138
Pretty sure that was just anime.

>>281203114
>Father father
>Won’t you listen
>What has he that I am missing

>One son, two sons
>Seperate children
>You lost me
>And showed your distance

>And you just seem to write it off
>No none of this is right at all
>No matter how much the silence draws
>No you know better

>No matter how the seasons move
>You never make it me and you
>And there were times I needed you
>Now I detest him

>Brother Brother
>Curse you hate you
>Let me show you
>What you made me

>Broken bones and
>Eyes like embers
>Vows of pain one still remembers

>I guess i was too blind to call
>This doesnt make it right at all
>You didnt try to hide your sins
>But im not like you

>And now I’ve gone and broken that
>And theres no chance of going back
>I guess I finally got my wish
>Oh what did it do….

>>281203048
What if Sasuke didn't snap him out of it here? Would the slaughter have taken place a little earlier?
Probably not imo seeing as Itachi is too level headed to flip out like that, even under immense stress like his character is currently under

>>281203152
To test his abilities. Ye haven't seen the meme?

>>281203161
Probably. All they have are likely lameass fire jutsu and Neji has kaiten. 64 Palms and it's over.

>>281203152
>saves the Uchiha from looking like a bunch of tards
>spares his brother from knowing and dying
>prevents the village from falling due to the consequences of a civil war
>can figure out what the fuck masked man's plan is

So who’s responsible for more contrivances, Madara, Obito, or Danzo?

>>281202650
With a little editing this could be retroactively seen as Itachi signaling that the clan should drop the coup plan and get over themselves.

>>281203209
Black Zetsu.

>>281202607
What would that kunai throw have done to the konoha girls?

>>281203252
Nothing because it was a regula weak ass kunai throw

>>281203138
Next chapter shows a flashback that Itachi actually showed the Mangekyo to Sasuke while glaring at him. It's why he asks Fugaku about there being other type of Sharingan.

>>281203152
Because if the Uchiha attacked the village it would weaken the Leaf's position among the other villages, and if the Leaf purged the Uchiha they'd probably be seen as monsters / could lead to civil unrest maybe. All of these things together could cause other villages to attack sensing a chance to take Konoha down, possibly sparking a huge war when even more villages get involved and Itachi was a major pacifist and wanted to avoid that at all costs, so he chose to wipe his clan out himself and make himself so the village wouldn't even a civil war which could lead to a world war
I may have included headcanon / straight up incorrect info, I haven't read / watched Shippuden in a long time

You know what really breaks Itachi's story? When he met "Madara" and didn't tell anyone that hey there is this rogue, masked Uchiha running around claiming to be the clan's long dead ancestor who cheated death and was also known to control the Kyuubi. Perhaps he's the guy who summoned it that time and is framing the clan?

But nope. Itachi doesn't do anything or tells anyone.

>>281202444
>Shisui writes his suicide notes manga style
How courteous of him

>>281203294
He tells Sasuke
and also sets him up to die

>>281203293
>make himself look like a villain*

>>281203293
This was proven to be bullshit since none of the villages did anything after Sand & Sound invaded the village.

>>281203284
Naruhodo, the Konoha girls live for another day...

>>281203293
This would be more believeable if not for the fact that Kishi had Konoha take major hits TWICE in the manga and no village tried to attack them afterwards.

>>281203306
He told him a little too late, no?

>>281203331
The other villages live rent free in Konoha's head.

If you were in Itachi’s shoes at that time, what would you have done to protect the leaf or your clan?

>>281203317
>>281203331
lel true

>>281202530
>WAP WAP WAP
Whores in this house, there's some whores in this house.

>another Itachi chapter

>>281203353
kill Naruto

>>281203317
>>281203331
It does kind of seem like Konoha keeps fucking themselves out of fear of other villages attacking them despite the other villages not having any intentions of attacking them

Itachi really can’t beat Tobi in a fight?

>>281203353
Used Tsukuyomi to cast a huge genjutsu over the entire world where everybody lives in a dream world completely at peace

>>281202581
>I’ve been busy with work, so I decided to beat the shit out of some police officers. Just typical Itachi shenanigans.

>>281203399
lol
lmao

>>281203406
>That's my boy!

>>281203353
Kill retarded father.
Gather all pacifist Uchicha’s who don’t want a civil war. Vanish from Konoha in the middle of the night. Get as far away from this shithole continent as possible to Europe or something.

>>281203399
Kamui is the most broken ability in the entire series. "Because the plot demands it" is the reason Tobi both loses the ability and takes any damage when he did have it.

>>281203353
With my godlike ninjutsu and hokage level foresight and mentality, I would have killed Danzo when I was seven and prevented maybe not all but a lot of shit from happening.

>>281203317
The War Arc should have been about an actual war between ninja villages after the destruction of the Leaf (Leaf, Sand and maybe 1 other vs 2-3 of the other villages manipulated by Obito) and not a 2 day long skirmish between ninjas and some zombies.

>>281203399
Tobi out prodigies him

>>281203399
He thought he was Madara and Itachi did not want the literal smoke.

>>281203399
Minato was like "Is he Madara!?" At 14 years old.

>>281203399
>his best back up plan to beat madara was le jobber flames
no

>>281203293
>>281203317
Man the Leaf were such bitches 8 years ago. This and the fucking hyuga incident
>Lightning leader, under brazen perfidy, kidnaps the heiress of major clan to perform horrifying genetic experiments on
>When caught, Lightning triples down and demands the clan leader
>"w-we can't start a war, b-better just give them what they want. P-please don't hurt us"

>>281203384
It sounds extra hilarious with the headcanon that Kumo didn't actually expect them to send in "Hiashi's" corpse.

>>281203478
None of this shit would've happened if Minato didn't kill himself to avoid being a single father

>>281203353
Gather up all the non-Uchiha top tiers from Konoha and go arrest Fugaku and maybe some of the other high-ranked Uchihas for conspiring against the village. There, that's all you need to do to avoid a civil war without having to kill anyoje. No need to genocide your entire clan (including the children and innocents) and traumatize your little brother for the rest of his life.

>>281203500
Minato wouldn’t stay a Hokage for long since he would give up his seat to Itachi.

>>281203474
I mean it almost kind of worked, it had 'Madara' screaming like a bitch while he stumbled back into the shadow
Not bad for a bit of insurance

>>281203500
How would Minato have handled the Hyuuga incident, knowing that the Cloud also tried to kidnap Kushina back in the day?

>>281203500
>can make infinite clones
>don't actually use them to complete paperwork
wtf

>>281203525
Flying Raijin the entire Cloud Village straight into space.

>>281203529
Using clones would disrespect the job.

>>281203519
And Kishimoto would say "no, he had no choice, everyone wanted the civil war and everyone was armed and dangerous!"

>>281203521
Itachi was like 8 at the time the incident happened.

>>281203525
>that's my son's future wife you motherfuckers tried to kidnap

>>281202530
crawling in my skin

>>281203542
Aaaand Hokage gets killed by the Raikage. Konoha had a good run I guess.

>>281203525
A4 respects and fears him from their time fighting each other. No way would he pull that shit.

>>281203564
>Aaaand Hokage gets killed by the Raikage
lol do people really believe this?

>>281203547
Shut the fuck up and make the clones already, Naruto.

>>281203316
Also
>wouldn't enter a civil war*
Major brain farting near the end there

>>281203547
Kishimoto...

>>281203478
It always kind of felt like to me that despite having maybe the strongest individuals of the time, the Leaf was also just generally the fastest to give in to demands and concessions in the name of 'peace'.

>>281203630
Maybe Madara had a point about Hashirama and his sjw agenda after all.

>>281203630
Wasn't Hashirama kind of a bitch like that? He bowed his head before the other kage in that meeting and gave them tailed beasts for 'peace'
Or am I misremembering?

Why does the Leaf have all the special clans and shit. Every genin is from some clan with secret technique, byakugan or sharingan.

>>281203681
Hey man, better watch out or our ninjas will swing their arms near you and make you dizzy

>>281203671
The Rogers effect.

>>281203681
Don't worry. The leaf also gets total randos that turn into the most powerful fuckers ever

>>281203646
>>281203671
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there was a brief period of time where the Leaf had Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, and all nine tailed beasts evidently, and Hashirama's idea was to split them up and give all the tail beasts to other nations to make things balanced and prevent war.
And then multiple great ninja wars break out down the line anyway.

>>281203681
Because Kishimoto didn't bother to create more clans for other villages, although none of the rookies were supposed to be from Konoha as well as their sensei, team guy was supposed to be Iwa originally and we can assume that Hinata was going to be as well.

>>281203681
It is the land of the chosen people.

>>281203681
The least Nepo Fraud team is team Guy.
RESPECT

>>281203766
>Lee literally got Gai because he took a liking to him from seeing him struggle in the academy and he also just so happen to be talented at learning gates.

>>281202530
>>281202508
I keep remembering that Itachi is Sasuke's age here. Jesus Christ

Honest question. Sasuke retrieval arc.
Neji vs Shikamaru, Ino and Choji
Who wins?

>>281202648
Yes, it's a critique I have with many shonen, completely ignoring the implications of the power system.

>>281202650
Look at that, Itachi was mindraping his little brother even this early on. He didn’t even need to try this time either.

>>281203831
Probably Team 8 honestly, though I rate Neji much higher than any of them individually. Neji is brolic but he's limited to taijutsu. That leaves him fairly vulnerable to shadow mimicry if Shikamaru can use the other two as pawns well.

>>281203835
Thanks op

>>281203848
Wouldn’t Neji just break out of the shadow like he did from Kimimaro’s webs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AppVAn2Rtw
As usual China gets all the love for the series.

>>281203152
Beacause Danzo[\spoiler] told him it was the only way, and he, instead of telling Hiruzen Danzo wax working behind his back, when he explicitely forbid him from doing that saying he would talk with Fugaku, he decided to believe him.

>>281203681
Kind of a missed opportunity during the 5KS arc to have one of the Raikage's bodyguards be a guy from the same clan as Kidomaru's.

>>281203114
TY OP

>>281203866
I guess that depends on if the shadow counts as an "object" that can be broken with chakra. If so, Team 8 is basically fucked because Neji is too fast to get caught by any strategy Shikamaru could formulate without it.

>>281203114
Thank you OP.

>>281203681
Because if you're a mildly powerful clan you don't want to be pit against the fucking demigods, you want the demigods to help you.

Rereading this flashback I can really see he was a konoha agent all along. Also I think he realised the uchihas were a bunch of jobbers and everyone would have been massacred if they tried the coup, so he at least wanted to let Sasuke with the will of fire.
>>281203317
Also yeah the third hokage was a pussy

>>281203209
Madara is the most contrived, Danzo had the greatest aamount of contrivances, simply because of how many things he managed to influence despite his incompetence.

>>281203835
>>281203813
>>281203114
Arigatou, OP!

>>281203766
>>281203794
At this point the Eight Gates may as well be Bushy Brows kekkei genkai except for that ONE time where Kakashi opened the first Gate and then never did that shit again

>>281203831
Shika's team was shitting itself when they encountered Neji by himself in the forest of death.
Unless Choji uses the pills I doubt they can beat him.

>>281203876
COOLnata... and Hanabi.

>>281203876
Neat

>>281203435
>>281203454
When I went through Shippuden for the first time it could easily because I wasn’t paying enough attention but I always thought that Obito’s moveset was extremely limited which made me not really buy into his hype at all. My impression of the guy was that he was a Kamui/Fire style spammer with little else to his name.

>>281203353
Use Kotoamatsukami, wich I use to develop mugen mangekyo, to brainwash Fugaku, tell Hiruzen about Danzo conspiring behind his back, use the second Koto on Obito.

>>281203930
He just really liked the idea of children being kidnapped and massacred

>>281203876
someone post swimsuit cunnynata

>>281203966
He is a kamui spammer but that all he needs to beat > 99 percent of ninjas

>>281203876
Do you think they'll something like this with Kiba and Shino, too?

>>281203876
What's Hinata's bankai?

>>281203876
They're cute

>>281204021
She uses a brush in this video, so...

Well, N/a/ruto?

>>281203671
Yes, Hashirama's plan for piece was to catch 8 beasts who were minding their own buiseness and enslave them into becoming superweapons for the villages, wich is comically disingenous, as both him and Madara would have been in no way obstacled by them, and any Uchiha can develop the ability to brainwash them.

>>281204057
A normal Uchiha with a Mangekyo can only brainwash Kurama. You need Rinnegan to brainwash the rest.

>Will of Fire
>Fire is the element that performs the absolute worst in battles

>>281203831
Depends on Shikamaru making a plan, but Neji should have serious trouble against his jutsu.

To be honest, I always kind of thought that Danzo manipulated/pushed the Uchiha to do a coup just so he'd have a legit excuse to kill them all which would give him a good opportunity to build up his stock of sharigans. Since we know he was working with Orochimaru and learned about how combining Hashirama cells and the uchiha sharigan was a potent combo.
It kind of seems like he made sure that every single possibility of it ending peacefully ended in failure, and he seems to be the kind of person who would justify it with 'well, they're not using it to it's full potential, pretty much none of them even have MS, those sharigan would be better in my hands, I would be able to protect the village better if I implanted dozens of sharigan into my flesh rather than it being in their eyes'
It's also kind of amusing to imagine Danzo seething after the massacre when he goes to collect his prizes, only to find out that Tobi grabbed all the eyes for himself since we know that Tobi was also building his own Sharigan collection. Just a 'what the fuck was the point of all that scheming I didn't even get to add any sharigan to my collection' moment.

>>281204025
Hinata: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4n3Y9afYFbw

>>281203966
You could say the same for Itachi, all his jutsu come from his mangekyo, aside from like 3 exceptions.

>>281202310
These two? My HEROES. Real PATRIOT
Unlike It*chi

>>281204073
I don't think the others are more resistant than Kurama to genjutsu, and Obito brainwashed a perfect Jichuriki.

Okay so Hiruzen has long been established as a hilariously incompetent leader, but what do you think Minato's hokage policies were exactly?

>>281204144
All we know is that Itachi told Sasuke Mangkeyo grants you the ability to control Kurama.

>>281204144
I thought Madara did it?

>>281203293
I don't see the Uchihas as a threat. I argue that Fugaku wants to raise Sasuke, Sakura, and other members to be like Itachi and get in Anbu, then Hokage like most dads do getting their son to the military. I argue that Danzo and Sarutobi are just too old to deal with Uchihas and Hyugas both having their meltdowns, killing one of them with eye hax powers will suffice.

Really, the Leaf needs an Intel guy, or Orochimaru.

>>281204183
>Sakura

>>281203876
>>281204025
>Forcing this shit again
>All these samefagged replies
Fuck off schizo

>>281204220
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>281204101
I don't think any eyes were stolen during the massacre or else the village would become suspicious. Plus, not everyone in the clan had the sharingan. Madara already had an extra eye after giving Nagato his rinnegan, which hints he had been poaching sharingan from Uchiha who did over the years. That lab with all the eyes might've been Madara's.

The Uchiha would rise up, get a few of their people killed, realize it's hopeless, and surrender. You don't need to massacre the whole clan + the noncombatants + the children.

>>281204234
How many failed personalities is this, now? Like twelve? Give it a fucking rest faggot.

>>281204173
Ambigous, Madara already had enough control to organize Rin's death, wich Tobi didn't know, and the characters attribute that to Tobi.

>>281204215
Fugaku just wants to mass produce Itachi. He doesn't have an imagination and if lived, he would keep Sasuke in the village, make him marry Sakura, and raise Sarada to be Hokage. It's like how Rasa wants to mass produce Gaara, Fugaku wants more Itachi

>>281204279
Do you think I am the Sasukefaggot who is obsessed with Hanabi or something?

>>281204055
kek

>Itachi FEARS him

>>281204294
>think
I know it for a fact.
>Sasukefaggot
Dead giveaway.

>>281203522
It's 10x more retarded when you remember that Itachi knew about Izanagi so he should've realized that would never work on 'Madara'.

>>281204322
W-What kind of powers Tobi-sama?

>>281204327
You're seeing shit buddy. I just like Hinata and Neji. Hanabi is just Konohamaru's wife.

>>281204356
Never thought I'd see the day you cuck yourself just to pretend like you didn't get caught.

>>281204344
powers

>>281204377
>>281204356
New low holy shit kek

>>281204377
Bro, you and I both know that guy would never, ever ever be willing to talk shit about the non-character that is Hanabi or pair her with anyone but his self-insert, not even to sell a ruse. He's way too narcissistic for that.

>>281204322
why is he doing the gigachad pose

>>281204434
Because he has powers.

>>281204427
>I know that "he" would NEVER (because he's me please don't notice)
Schizo

>>281204256
Danzo was in charge though and he definitely could have had the bodies 'disposed' of in a manner that allowed him to get the eyes. It would explain where he got all those sharigans from too

>>281202806
>Itachi is not really helping his case acting like some schizo who is about to shoot up his school here.
He's just acting.

>>281203048
>THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
>CAPTAIN. GIVE THE ARREST ORDER!!
Kwab, him and his bodies just got low diffed by a kid and they think they can arrest him? Lol

>>281204427
Always finding new ways to cope, eh?

>>281204454
What am I supposed to say here? You've already reached your conclusion emotionally. Nothing I say, no matter how diametrically opposed it is to his personality, will change your mind.

>when nii-san says it's time for another 72 hour mindrape (he loves me very much)

>>281204497
>Always the same weak ass "I don't care what you think but I'm actually seething inside" arguments
You're so retarded and repetitive sasukek

>>281204497
Probably best to just stop replying

>>281204276
Do you not remember what happened to Kimimaro’s clan?

>>281204101
That does sound like some bullshit Kishimoto would say that take the blame off Itachi and/or Hiruzen, and to make Danzo more of a scapegoat for the massacre.

>>281204512
That's my boy.

>thread already got derailed
at least I found this chimpout funnyroo

>>281204456
Danzo is just a poor man's Dodoria. I can buy the latter murdering Bardock so Freiza doesn't get his hands dirty. What does Danzo do murdering the Uchiha? He's needed in the Hyuga

>>281204535
Yeah, you're right. Shame that Sasukefag ruined Hyugaposting.

>>281204497
>Nothing I say, no matter how diametrically opposed it is to his personality, will change your mind
Because he (You) always tries to say things he (You) normally wouldn't to try to fool everyone and it never works.

>>281204561
kwab

>>281204561
…Is that why he posted in /ghost/ for the first time very recently?

>>281204561
He's clearly still here though >>281204497
>>281204427

>>281204147
Everyone has to get his signature tatoo'd onto them like a tramp stamp.

>>281204627
>>281204606
>>281204602
>>281204585
Fuck off already, holy shit.

I miss her...

>>281204543
The Second Hokage supported getting rid of the Uchiha. He'd be disappointed Danzo didn't use space time and art of the zombie

>>281204651
No I don't think I will sasukek

>>281202605
Itachi's telling them to think about the whole village, not just muh clan

>>281204651
This post is not me (>>281204497 and >>281204427 are)

Why don’t we talk about what killed Hashirama

>>281204683
Aids

>>281204683
Died from a broken heart over his boyfriend's 'death'

>>281204683
THE ICE AGE

>>281204683
Because that's another one of the retard's "lore" memes

>>281204679
Your coping is getting pathetic schizo

>>281204683
I'm sure it was 5 year old Danzo's fault somehow

>>281204701
Damn... Itachi, Kimimaro, even Hasirama? Ninja aids... is strong!

>>281204683
(((They))) don't want us to talk about it. The truth is out there, but the upper class is putting stuff in the water and slowing our minds.

>>281204704
Really? The fuck, what was it?

>>281204683
I honestly really like that Kishimoto never explained how he died. It adds to his character that his death is so mysterious. Should have done the same with Tobirama, but now everyone thinks he's a jobber, even though he got taken out by a bunch of Akatsuki-tier opponents fighting him at once.

>>281204748
>(((They)))
Shut the fuck up Sasukeschizo

>>281204748

>>281204683
Honestly what fucks me up is the fact that Hashirama isnt some kind of ancient figure and is in fact so recent that he’s literally Tsunade’s grandfather

>>281202431

>>281204748
Shisui didn't commit suicide. He knew too much.

>>281204683
Jigen from Boruto.

>>281204792
The funny thing is, he knew too much but he DID commit suicide.

>>281204789
Did Sasuke always have such thick eyebrows?

>>281204785
is Konoha even a full century old?

>>281202530
Proud of my strong son

>>281204844
Nope. Decades away.

>>281204789
Reminder that according to the novel, Itachi was easily able to answer all those questions without cheating then magically gained sensory abilities and say what everyone else in the room was doing without even using his sharingan

>>281204864
The sweetest and gentlest boy

>>281204877
That's my boy.

>>281204844
no because Hiruzen was a kid when the village was first created and he was in his 60/70s when he died

>>281204877
You have to be making that up

>>281204864
>>281204886
>Sasuke gets his face from this
>Sakura and other girls immediately fall in love

>>281204917
Girls like prettyboys. Except Hinata.

>>281204877
>and say
*and saw

>>281202556
>you overestimate you abilities
Another day, another page where the TL says "you" instead of "your"
I know we often complain about the TLs but that's like the 5th time this week where it's supposed to say your

>Orochimaru describes Kidomaru as someone who plays around with his opponents too much before finishing them off
>At no point during his fight with Neji does Kidomaru do this

Is Kiba considered handsome or pretty inuniverse? He mogs both Sasuke and Itachi.

>>281203114
lookit that great Eva lighting

>>281204905
>less than 100 years before it becomes this
Grim.

>>281204864
>>281204886
The fourth hokage's mistress is so beautiful

>>281204927
Naruto gets his face from his mother too

>>281204982
Kushina...

>>281204972
Kiba barely has a relationship with one girl at the end of the series. Only he and Shino didn't get to put a baby in someone out of the living boys.

>>281202607
That's my boy

>>281204979
I still wonder what's gonna be the cause of that. I still don't believe it's Kawaki.

>>281204996
Yeah but Kushina's round-faced and describes herself as such. Not like Mikoto's more typical slender jaw.

>>281204979
WHAT THE FUCK ARE CITY BUILDINGS SUPPOSED TO BE

>>281205000
>Team 8 would've been the incel group if it weren't for Naruto

>>281205007
>you're one of the good ones, Itachi

>>281205022
With Ten Directions it might have just been retconned away already.

>>281205024
the twin towers

>>281205024
It was first shown in chapter 700. I think the parts of the village that looks more modern in Boruto actually takes place up there.

>>281204979
Oh, this is Boruto shit, not the crater caused by Pain.

>>281202486
The hair splitting the symbol is a nice touch

>>281205024
Kakashi invented ninja capitalism

>>281202624
.................. !

>>281205047
It might have, but it would be cheap teasing it at the start only to retcon it away.

>>281205068
>The clan... has fallen

>>281202650
Itachi shitting on Uchiha was so kino, both here and in part 2 pre-reveal. Too bad Kishimoto went out if his way to whitewash that clan and present them as poor innocent lambs.

>>281205068
>not my boy.jpg

>>281205100
>Too bad Kishimoto went out if his way to whitewash that clan and present them as poor innocent lambs.
tobirama...

>>281205100
I wouldn't say that being genetically prone to mental illness is whitewashing them.

>>281203067
Oh fuck he's thicc

>>281202624
Fug getting dialogue lessons from Dragon.

>>281205137
Orochimaru...

The hokage's mom has got it going on

>Naruto... listen well... you need to fuck Hinata-sama... I'm serious, pump her belly full of baby batter until it's painted white... she's literally aching for your cock... she goes home and plays with herself for hours whenever she sees you... her panties are drenched from the moment you say hi to her... she thinks we can't hear her screaming your name at all hours of the night... she dreams about having your clones filling all her holes... she's a real kinky bitch, just an incarnation of desire hiding under that jacket... you have to do something or she will literally explode from unfulfilled lust... she might just take everyone else with her... give her a child, no, two at least... my ghost will be watching you dick her down daily from the afterlife... make me proud...

Did anyone else think it was kinda weird that Kishimoto had Neji say that as his dying words? It felt hyper specific and messed with the tone of the scene.

I'm not just after Uchiha boys for the Sharingan for a reason.

>>281205196

>>281205183
She needs to be murdered for the crimes her husband committed for not protecting Rin.

t. Obito

>>281205184
It was nice of Neji to not mention all the times Hinata activated her byakugan whenever Naruto went to the bathroom

>>281203478
Literally all they had to do is scan Hinata's memories. Yamanaka or Uchiha could've resolved that whole situation.

>>281205246
Of course, I mean, he wouldn't want to embarrass her.

>>281203567
Bi countered Minato's sneak attack and A's cloak could hold whatever Minato threw at him. I don't get what they have to be afraid of.

>>281205277
Minato's Rasengan would churn their insides to slurry.

>>281205291
I wish Minato would churn my insides to slurry.

>>281205328
Those three random ninja babes in the Minato oneshot...

>>281205184
>NARUTO YOU NEED TO FUCK MY COUSIN TO CONTINUE THE HYUGA BLOODLINE

>>281205000
Tbf to Shino, bro's operating on a handicap. It takes an especially fucked up kind of slut to look at a guy who has bugs pouring out of every orifice and say "I want to have his babies"

>>281204220
>>281204279
>>281204377
>>281204422
>>281204727
All because of some Hanabi and Hinata pictures?

>>281203547
>Using clones would disrespect the job.
>But using clones for my daughters birthday is okay
Believe it!

>>281205277
I conflated the two. B was sweating when he recalled Minato and A was basically sucking his cock when he talked to Naruto about him. Either way, I think that respect would translate to A holding off on making another move like that with Minato as hokage.

>>281204877
Reminds me of the fillers giving Sharingan the ability to recognise shadow clones. Because God forbid it be tied with Byakugan at anything.

>>281205365
>All because of a retarded meme I forced for months?
Yes you spastic fuck

>>281205411
Years* it's easy to forget how much time has actually passed

>>281205184
Pretty depressing he died for that ship and then they don't even remember him in The Last movie.

>>281203399
>>281203473
What Hashirama cells does to a nigga

>>281202486
>all eyes activated
>shots fired

>>281202556
>You accuse me of murder after forcing me to serve multiple masters? What did you THINK was going to happen?

>>281202650
>If you continue to wrong think we will put you in jail!
You and what army? He completely outclasses you all!

>>281203114
Thanks OP!

>>281205411
What meme is there you fucking cuck >>281203876
>>281204025

>>281205028
They could've been double-teaming Hinata.

>>281205502
mmm dog and bug cock mmmm

>>281202638
I have Itachi fatigue and novel fatigue

>>281203422
cutekura

>>281205502
Shino is so disgusting even Kurenai didn't like him.

>>281202351
>Wow... Itachi didn't attend this one random meeting....
Why exactly is this such a big deal?

>>281205475
Ohhh getting angry are we? Speedrunning another ban, sasukeautist?

>>281205249
Even in the backstory Kishi was cucking Hinata out of positively affecting her clan in any way, lmao.

>>281205551
The only thing Kurenai likes is swallowing Asuma's cock. I don't think she has any other traits

>>281205249
I mean, in that case that's just asking the Cloud to trust (and verify) the words of another Konoha shinobi.

>>281205596
She gave us Mirai. So it was a good trait.

>Most Kekkei genkais and hidden jutsus are either in Konoha or in Kiri/water country, Suna and Iwa get one kekkei genkai and kekkei tota respectively.
Kishi, you fucking hack.

>>281205596
She's an impressive shinobi tbf desu

>>281205610
Wouldn't have mattered anyway. The cloud obviously knew they were in the wrong. It's not about proving konoha innocent. They just want a byakugan

>>281205646
>Konoha and Kiri proceed to massacre their kekkei genkai clans

>>281205659
Can't believe she got straight up Dumbledore'd.

>>281205659
This is like congratulating an academy student on being able to throw a kunai straight

>>281202581
Why is he so fucking autistic?

>>281205661
Should've tried capturing Neji instead.
Then again, Hiashi would've blown Neji's brains to bits with the cursed seal if he realized that he was kidnapped

>>281203866
>>281203909
Kimimaro's webs make it difficult for him to move, Shikamaru's shadows explicitly tie all his movements exactly to Shikamaru's own. He might be able to disrupt the shadow as it approaches, but if it makes contact I don't see any way he can respond without Shikamaru letting him.

>>281205702
Itachi is weaponized autism. The clan couldn't contain him

>>281204454
>>281204492
>>281204529
>>281204585
>>281204727
>>281205411
Shameless falseflag.

how more chapters until Coolest Guy Gaiden?

>>281205695
...no? He getting praised by Itachi is the best thing any genjutsu user, let alone a non uchiha, could've gotten.

>>281205765
Yeah no nice try but that won't work, we already know all your stupid tricks by now.

>>281203293
Except there were multiple times that the village was attacked later on and none of the other villages did shit. In fact it's later stated that losing the uchiha meant around half of the leaf's effective fighting force was lost and yet no one took it as a sign of weakness and attacked. I bet tobirama laughed his ass off in ninja heaven knowing that itachi massacred his entire clan and mindraped his little brother for nothing.

>>281205789
I'm not even the guy you were replying to.

>>281205344
You can’t just mention them and not offer up a pic of them anon.

>>281205803
>I'm not even
Again, we already know all your copes.

>>281205816
Ok.

>>281205706
Wrong Sound 4 member

>>281205813
My mistake

>>281205695
breaking a genjutsu reversal seems more impressive than just breaking a genjutsu
Shikamaru had to break his finger to break Taytays jutsu but Kurenai had to do was bite her lip which is a showcase of experience

>>281205986
Was her mistake looking Itachi in the eye?

>>281205781
I just like bullying Kurenai

>>281205848
Oops. Should have noticed that. I haven't actually been able to keep up lately, I've barely been able to keep up with the Gantz and Parasyte storytimes.

>>281206026
What is it about konoha girls that makes them so fun to bully?

>>281205781
>getting praised by Itachi is the best thing any genjutsu user, let alone a non uchiha, could've gotten
ENTER the REAL genjutsu master

>>281206087
I wonder if tenten still schlicks herself silly to the thought of temari completely dominating her in the chunin exams.

>>281205859
I hate that bottom right panel. It's the soulless The Last design.

>>281205706
If it is a chakra-based "object" Neji can destroy it just by emitting chakra, which he can do from every pore. He would basically just need to do what he did towards the end of his fight with Kidomaru and just project chakra as he runs.

Our jobber trio

>>281206270
based. not even SHITachi is safe from sound genjutsu.

>>281206477
Asuma's babymaker
Neji's cheerleader
Obito's Hinata

What's with these threads?

>>281206477
>Off panel'd and gets cut from this pic
>Is a Geodude (its only move is a suicide attack
>"I know! I'll trap Itachi in Genjutsu and drown Kisame!"

>>281206477
Kill
Fuck
Marry

>>281206477
Ah yes, Kurenai and Anko's boobs

>>281206541
a 20 year old franchise

>>281206377
She definitely does. You don't come out of this experience the same person. If the anime is to be believed Temari spent a long time fucking her up and gloating at her too.

>>281206541
Sasukefag is back at it again

>>281206580
How many people do you think you falsely accuse of being that faggot?

This son of a bitch emptied his balls into one of the hottest women in the series then EXITED before she hit the wall, and basically you are fucking stupid

>>281206604
Another one of your usual copes I see

>>281206604
By my count at least 3 in just this thread.

Thoughts on Bort x Hanabi?

>>281206626
>>281206604
>>281206625
Look, now it's the "there's at least 5 people here who agree with me" cope.

>>281206626
Why are these threads cursed

>>281206653
It's already been explained >>281206580

>>281206622
may have forgotten the pic

>>281206653
Autism

>>281206644
Inferior to KonoHana. But simultaneously hotter because of taboo.

>>281206564
GIWTWM

Stop replying to the mindbroken faggot.

>>281206724
Which one?

>>281206712
https://youtu.be/nz5DrpATN0k?t=38

Temari was basically just giving her the good old public humiliation ritual

>>281206736
HIM

>>281206604
Only (You)

>>281206751
This would've broken Ino and Sakura's spines

I think the faggot obsessing over the sauskefaggot might actually worse. He's so desperate for replies

>>281206757
You mean (You)?

>>281206787
>sauskefaggot
Schizo spotted

>>281206787
I dunno about worse, Sasukefag terrorized these threads and the threads before the dailies for months with his fanfiction and narcissism. But it is annoying seeing everyone get accused of being him for the slightest thing.

>>281206787
Do you think that convinced anyone, Pajeet? People who bother with these threads are aware of the Sasukejeet (you). The only ones who would feign ignorance would actually not read these threads at all in the first place. There are 10-15 of us in these dailies and you're the only autist.

>>281206836
Stop it with the self fellatio sasuketurd

>>281206751
She's so mean
That's hot

>>281206846
>There are 10-15 of us in these dailies and you're the only autist.
Lmao that's pathetic that people are actually admitting this out loud now. Based Sasuke autist mindbreaking everyone

>>281206836
I mean, this guy could just be sauskefaggot himself. The desperation for replies matches the no-life faggot.

What's Tsunade up to right now?

>>281206918
jelqing to Dan

>>281202404
>>281202432
I mean I know it's 100% Itachi being emotionally constipated but these three are 100% right to be suspicious of him basically shrugging at the news his best friend is dead.

>>281206886
She didn't drop the rapeface even for a second

>>281206695
>Inferior to BoruHina
Ftfy.

Can someone PLEASE turn that curry music down, I’m trying to SLEEP

>>281206902
You know when the IP counter was alive there were almost 100 regular posters. There's only one guy responsible for making it 10-15.

>>281206971
Didn't mean to sage. Whoops.

>>281206913
I've said it before, it's extremely suspicious that once Sasukefag is "gone" someone starts accusing other anons of being him over the smallest things.
A drawing is posted? That's Sasukefag because he's a drawfag.
Somebody posted Hanabi? That's Sasukefag because it's his wife.
At this right you won't be able to post about Sasuke or even drink water because Sasukefag also did those things.

>>281206993
*rate
Oh god dammit.

>>281206993
The Temari drawing was very obviously him and nobody cares about Hanabi enough to post her.

>>281206751
Pic related is their "private" humiliation ritual

>>281206993
>At this right you won't be able to post about Sasuke
Already happening with Hanabi, but Sasuke might be too popular for that to happen so don't worry

>>281206993
Idk. It's either sauskefaggot himself falseflagging or some other idiot that's obsessed with him. Every time I come here, it's the same tired shit. It's not even unique or original at this point.

>>281207060
>Every time I come here, it's the same tired shit
I enjoy it just because I'm curious to see if it'll continue for 500 chapters more, like a car wreck you can't look away from

>>281202650
>>281203048
Itachi was 2 seconds from crashing out in hilarious fashion.

>>281206939
The sex must have been crazy for her to still be obsessed with him three decades later

>>281207060
my tard, he overtly spammed two threads with his bullshit not even a fucking month ago edgy avatar posting and fucking all

>2-3 people come out of nowhere to accuse people of being "obsessed with Sasukejeet" and to call the threads dead and OP bad
>curryman thinks people aren't seeing through this in the very first post

>>281206993
Yep, also anyone who tells the guy to shut up about sasukefag is actually sasukefag
It's like he's desperately trying to make these threads about the sasukefag drama or something

>>281207030
How was it obvious!?!?

>>281207090
he was her first and only

>>281207091
Okay? And the desperate comments begging for low effort (You)s isn't Sauskefaggot because...?

>>281207096
I'm literally one of Ramen's biggest defenders, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>281207146
I'm saying it is him and people are right to laugh at his fucking retardation until he fucks off or dies.

>>281207120
The style looked similar but that doesn't even matter to begin with
>Reminder that he can draw different styles just to troll the threads
He probably wanted to draw one of his unfunny retard memes but he posted his "progress" so everyone would suck him off because he's an attention whore except he got called out and had to abort

Why do you keep doing that

>>281207173
>The style looked similar but that doesn't even matter to begin with
It didn't

>>281207096
>every time I try to derail the thread with some gay drama people tell me to shut up about the retarded drama
Big thinking there anon

>>281207161
There are no "defenders" because there is no "conflict". You have a handful of anons reading a daily, and you have one guy screeching (you) pretending there is an ongoing debate about the "quality of /bort/" when people just tune in for the chapter and shit on the jeet

>>281207137
Fuck you I still have a chance

>>281207146
>Sauskefaggot
Schizo detected (again)

>>281207186
You know what i meant.

>>281207177
for some reason when he’s engaged in one of his quirk chungus personas he starts ESL’ing a lot more than usual

>It started again because someone posted Hanabi
Can we all just make it a rule that no one should post her and whenever someone does it's pretty much confirmed to be him so we can ignore it? There's nothing to discuss about her anyways

>>281207190
Ask her out then Jiraiya

>>281207246
It doesn't have anything to do with posting a character, Jeet will come with his smartphone no matter what because he has no life. Since everyone can see who it is just ignore him and focus on the actual chapter, even if it's tempting to kick the tard

>>281203317
Wasn't running the jonin ragged and degrading Konoha's security by still taking the same number of missions as before with half the guys caused by them desperately trying not to show weakness?
>>281205277
That doesn't mean shit when literally every other ninja in kumo is a target. Kumo's days as a major power would end real fast if they provoked Minato to start gutting their next generations and the fodder who do all the missions even if they kept A and B alive.

>>281207280
>It doesn't have anything to do with posting a character
Nice cope, but I still know it's (You) whenever she's posted here or anywhere.

>>281207297
I don't see a reason to post a non character anyway so whatever. Just ignore the jeet either way

>sasukefaggot got upset his name was spelled wrong
Lol

From this point forward posting Hanabi is fucking banned.

>>281206967
>tfw you come home tired after a day of deputy hokage duty and you just wanna play shogui or look at some clouds but she gives you this look

Why are these threads always like this at the end...

as someone working on my own comic I get worried designing female characters because of the retarded waifubrowns that spring forth

>>281206553
Tenten has a cute little bump there too

>>281206692
I want to get bitten by a Kiri ninja’s sharp teeth during sexo…

>>281207360
Very easy just draw men buttfucking each other, problem solved.

>>281207359
Indian hours.

>>281207359
Timezones

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that art is a blast

But look at the bright side, not a single mention of Tayuya in this thread. Thank fuck, it was about time.

>>281207286
Ftg has to be the biggest security nightmare in the series. Not even just the fact that Minato can fuck around your village at will. Imagine B launches a tbb at Konoha, but Minato left a seal in Kumo and just teleports the ball right there

I fucking love Tayuya!

>>281207422
Hinata, please.

>>281207422

>>281207399
I did not care for Deidara. I really don't like the animu shtick where everything the character says revolves around some catchphrase or theme.

>>281207422
Fuck off

Anyway before thread dies I gotta say that Itachi is like Gaara to me, a pinch of mental illness makes him more fun to watch as opposed to the usual aloof behavior

>>281207446
Naruto is for kids and that's what kids like.

>>281204386
>anons are posting the edit I made to this day
Feels good...

Tayuya > Hanabi

>>281203966
He's also got the Hashirama steroids that let him conjure up wood and onepunch guys without chakra control shenanigans.

>>281205778
I'll be intermissioning into Part 2 with that soon.

>>281207530
I have never once seen it and the fact you had to draw attention to it tells me you are just replying to yourself

>>281207568
Oh look, dailyfaggot is here despite always claiming to fuck off after the dumps

>>281207483
It's why I wish we got a bit of bloddlust out of Minato

>>281207571

>>281207443
lmao

>>281207571
That edit has been floating around since the 2020 storytime. It's from that, along with other memes.

>>281207530
I was there those many eons ago brother

>>281207634
>2020 was half a decade ago

>>281206604
Not helping if it's bothering you.

>>281207593
I get like 15 minutes of lunch time I'm barely here

>>281207608
>he thinks this proves anything

>>281204386
Who was the assistant who made Obito buff on that one spread or whatever it was where this came from?

>>281207422
Fuck ON tayuyafag

>>281207697
And somehow, you make sure to maximize your time of being a faggot

>>281207530
good for you man, I remember that, the Madara ENTER era

>>281207530
>>281207672
I want to go back, bros.

>>281207483
It would probably be a bit too “real” for a kids’ adventure comic but it would be more amusing if more of the cast were subtly not all there in the head due to the setting they’re in, I mean someone like Choji just unhesitatingly killed a dude with no issue

>>281207751
was also the most fun era I had on the internet, on /dbs/

>>281207729
The dailies will continue like it or not, other than you everyone else here is reading them and discussing them, I love my fans :)

>>281207764
>Hack Hack
>AAAAAAIEEEEEE
were these really that prominent?

>>281207785
I'm so fucking ready for Part II.

Narutobros...

>>281207785
>everyone else here is reading them
Lol
>and discussing them
Lmao
>fans
Fucking LOL

You definitely participate and perpetuate the shit drama in these shitty threads

>>281207673
Thanks for making me feel old.

>>281207804
Yes. "Hack Hack" was the funniest because the characters usually started coughing when an asspull happened.

>>281207785
>my fans
Holy fuck what an insufferable faggot you are

>>281207764
It feels like a miracle with how well that storytime went

>>281207407
>>281204955

>>281207831
Prove it?

ENTER

>>281207717
it was in volume 47 Idk who drew it tho

>>281207850
It was a once-in-a-lifetime event. We're unlikely to have another global lockdown + long-running shounen manga to dump.

>>281205986
>>281207865

Wait... People are actually reading this shit only one chapter a day?

>>281207850
>wasn't forced
>people actively participated
>consistent dumping schedule
It's really not that surprising it did well. This storytime and the previous one fail(ed) mostly because the OP is insufferable. Retarded drama is all that keeps this one afloat

>>281207874
>doesn't even have a second ENTER

>I don't want Sasukefag to shit up the thread so i would do it for him
Nice job, retard.

>>281207846
>>281207831
Sasukefaggot...

>>281207868
Prove you're not

>>281207922
Nah, this one is fine. It has a more chill space and we're able to discuss individual chapters and notice certain details you'd miss when the chapters are dumped in bulk.

>>281207941
I have nothing to prove to you :) I post the chapters and people thank me, that should be enough

>>281207850
>>281207874
>>281207889
Is it archived? I wanna know how the war arc went.

>>281207939
You're talking about the same person

>>281207968
You keep telling yourself that :) nice of you to expose what an insufferable faggot you truly are (:

Fuck it, I'm gonna read through the OG storytime on my off-time just so I know what these fucking memes are. Here's the link for the first page of dumps if anyone else is also curious about it too.
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/subject/Naruto%20Storytime/page/12/

>>281207979
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/a.desu.meta/subject/Naruto%20Storytime/page/12/

>>281207922
>This storytime and the previous one fail(ed) mostly because the OP is insufferable
You weren't in either storytime, sasukenewfag

>>281207845
at least we can all agree hinata is a fucking breeding factory
>>281207840
i remember a time when anime was niche and new to the west
i jerked off to hinata when i was her part 1 age and do it as a full adult to her own grown self and her young self

>>281207964
No matter how many times you say this, it doesn't make it true.

>>281207902
Yea and it's almost at the 8 month mark
I think the one piece daily read along has been going for almost 3 years straight now

>>281208020
It is true. Most people enjoy them talking about the chapters. That's why they've been going strong for months now.

>>281207999
>>281208002
I miss Madara's wife. I hope she's having fun praying at her altar to him

>>281207874
Oh sweet I finally found it

>>281207994
Go ahead and believe whatever you want with your obsession with me and all, you're just actually jealous that no one can stand you and people here actually love me

>>281208033
>going strong
Lmao. Delusional or autistic?

>>281208049
Godammit this is gonna be like the fourth time I've gone through the storytime. I'm stuck in the past, anons

>>281208069
how?
the archive's layput makes knowing who said what about whatever hard

People are going to go through the archive for the daily just like they do with the story time.

What do you think anons in the future will say?

Actually, is there a way to have images auto-expand on hover for Desuarchive at all?

>>281208022
No one here comes to read Naruto.

>>281208069
Nostalgia is a powerful temptress, my friend. Be careful

For some reason I doubt sasukefag has even taken the time to read the storytime archives. And he says he isn't reading the daily on purpose. Has he read a single page of this manga?

>>281208092
>Jesus christ why is a filthy dalit spamming the threads?

Threads from the 2020 storytime all the way up to mid-2023... we'll never have SOVL like that again.

>>281208167
>What about 2024

>>281208167
The Minato oneshot was the last gasp of original content to chew on so it's not too surprising things rotted away after that

>>281208092
At least they'll see all his IP wipes. Fucker must have a Guinness world record by now.

What a fucking shitlord

>>281208185
The SOULLESS era of threads.

>>281208189
I still remember the reactions.
>"What the fuck? I voted for Minato. Why am I getting a Kushina one-shot?"
>"The Uzumaki clan are frauds confirmed!"

>>281208164
kek, based

>>281207596
Isn't he more the type where he can just seamlessly become an utterly ruthless murderer and then go back to friendly guy after?

>>281208256
>The SOULLESS era of threads.
Excuse me?

>>281207999
Stopped at Volume 10?
Grim

>>281202530
>>281202556
>>281202581
>>281202607
THAT'S MY BOY
>t. Tobirama

>>281208049
Kind of surprised that many people were still reading at that point, probably some fagesamming

>>281208284
2024 threads were garbage. The Daily threads have been the only saving grace since then.

>>281208288
Anon... try clicking page 11

>>281208309
Hi dailyramen

>>281208276
Yeah but we never really see the former on screen

>>281208306
The storytime had about 100+ posters in them, actually.

>>281208288
I'm never gonna read one piece but I already hate this character

>>281208256
Kurama comparing Minato to Hashirama (plus the rasengan/tbb clash) really fucked with the powerscalers for a while

>>281208314
Gomen I forgot to do that. That colored one didn't get far, though. Here you get the best of both worlds.
>>281208344
She's peak.

Christ, I forgot how some panels literally look like thread shitpost art instead of actual panels

>>281208357
I feel it was Kishimoto apologizing for underselling Minato compared to Hashirama in the original manga.

>>281208367
She just reminds me of what an insufferable faggot you are

>>281208309
Thanks, anon, I wasn't reading Naruto 'til December where I started this experience.

>>281208344
She's a fan favorite underdog

>>281208400
>>281208392

What I don't get is why Itachi is seen as a good guy by everyone. Not only by the audience but also the characters of the manga.
>He did nothing wrong! He was TOLD to kill his clan!
Yeah, okay. If the president of your country tells you to kill your parents and all of your extended family, would you do it? No, of course not.

Itachi is NOT a good guy. He killed his whole fucking clan. He kept his little brother alive but PURPOSEFULLY mindrapped him in the process. No ifs.

>>281208392
I don't hate Sasuke or Hanabi because of you. Well, mostly because you're just some anon that hates what I do and I barely think of you.

>>281208414
>because of you
Not your Boogeyman. But nice of you to confirm that you do take off the trip to shitpost you dishonest asshole.

>>281208382
Knowing Tobi and "Madara" was just Obito larping made certain moments more hilarious in hindsight.

Also, the Viz translation got so weird with its dialog.

>>281206087
TenTenis unironically a 10 with her hair open

>>281208333
I was 1 of them but I think I got caught up doing something else around volume 40 and didn't finish most of part 2, back in the good old IPcounter days

>>281208400
She's big.

>>281208413
what did you expect from the japanese

Ah man I found the chapter.
This shit is even stupider than I remember.

the staff removing the ip counter did so much fucking damage man

>>281208289
His only mistake was not killing Sasuke and Obito.

>>281208443
That wasn't ever a secret, it's used for dumps because it kept getting interfered by out of order pages at chapter 3.

>>281208473
What do you think would've happened if it was still active?

>>281208470
Like come the fuck on, what it this?

>>281208480
Meant for >>281208413

>>281208493
>Blah blah blah I suck cock etc etc
Yeah ok we know

>>281208503

>>281207422
Same. She's underrated

>>281208506
>best girl
>actually a male

>>281208049
I guess the runner up so far was Tayuya's death in this daily.

>Maybe that's what it means... to be a narutard

>>281208536
Some dubs actually made him a girl, lol.

>>281208523

>>281207568
>>281207593
Schizoanon this is not believable post spacing. Even with your obsession you're not monitoring the thread so closely as to pick up slips and reply within a minute, you needed to space these out a bit further.

Come to think of it, did sasukefag even react to Hanabi's 3 canon panels? Kek

>200IQ
>Loses to simple geometry

>>281207785
Hey, that's not me. But yeah, I'm going to keep dumping.

>>281208503
>>281208470
this is actually secretly smart writing since shinobi didn't grow up playing video games and stuff - Boruto's generation could figure the trick out easier than Shikamaru

>>281208597
Cope

>>281208459
Why did they get rid of the IP counter?

>>281208613
Well, it's not fully off, I do like the participation and sharing of takes in the highs and lows of the story.

>>281208635
to mask the declining userbase

>>281208641
It's not truly off because you're a narcissist

>>281208654
I'm the least narcissist here.

>>281208473
It didn't change a single thing

>>281208607
>Hidan returns in Boruto
>Does his ritual bullshit
>Before Shikamaru can speak, Boruto or Sarada say "He uses that circle for his ritual to work. He just needs to be removed from it."
>Shikamaru's eyes widen and think "They picked up on it in just a few seconds. The new generation really does surpass the old..."

>>281208671
>"I'm not a narcissist!"
-A guy who is very clearly a narcissist

>>281208591
>>281208553

>>281208480
That's my dad.

>>281207443
kek

>>281208650
I think the site as a whole has just as many users as ever but /a/ seems to get hit pretty hard just from more recently added boards siphoning /a/ posters away

>>281208635
>>281208650
Pretty much, turns out the strategy of letting retarded 3rd-worlders and phonefags stomp around all over the site is actually really, REALLY bad for maintaining a long-term population

>>281208584
>Complete silence
Damn... That's fucking pathetic

I'm still waiting for a proper fun ensemble shonen to scratch the same itch Naruto did

>>281208688
ugh shitimaru sucks ass. I don't care about his based woman hatred everyone praising him for being le heckin super genius was so annoying.

>>281208752
>Naruto
>ensemble shonen
Not for like 95% of it.

>>281208736
>that drop from 2022 to 2023
what happened???

>>281208688
Are these meme pages? I don't remember this level of retardation.

>>281207922
>consistent dumping schedule
Not really, OP would be late or just go to Church every once in a while.

>>281208736
Peaked in the year Naruto ended
3 peak when Wano ended
I'm noticing.

>>281208785
Straight from the original storytime.

>>281208783
Lack of Carrot

>>281208817
We'll need to wait for One Piece's final arc for the board to come back to life before it dies completely

I love naruto so much

>>281208817
The fact that there was absolute no payoff to Wano and the biggest debate ended in a nothingburger would always be Oda's biggest miss.

>>281208522
>Homoerotic fantasies

When did you guys realize that Naruto webt to shit?
For me it was when they brought back Orochimaru after not killing, but sealing him away for all eternity.

>>281208874
I hate Naruto so much

>>281208736
I still think there’s a realistic chance that 4chan won’t make it to 2030, stuffing this site with schizos and bots won’t pay for itself as the userbase rapidly gets flushed down the drain

>>281208927
When these threads started

>The guy who complains about Sasuturd and accuses eberyone of being him barely acknowledges this guy going "dailyfaggot"
Oh, i'm NOOTICING

>>281208971
>2030
>Sasuketurd actually killed 4chan by making everyone so fed up they leave

>>281208973
It took you this long for that?

>>281209023
Yeah I used to like Naruto a lot before

>>281208971
Twitter is also basically becoming 4chan-lite anyway, sooner or later this place won't have anything to offer.