Thread 281214362

Anime elves have so far diverged from fantasy elves that it no longer makes any sense to use the same name for them. I'm going to strictly refer to anime else as erufu now, and you should do the same.

anything with pointy ears is an elf

>>281214494
yeah

>>281214362 (OP)
Are they not fantastic enough?

>>281214861
They're just horny models with long ears.

>>281215146
Fantastic!

>>281214362 (OP)
No.

Erofus are best Erufus

>>281214362 (OP)
Don't blame it on anime, Tolkien is the one responsible for the death of elves.

>>281214362 (OP)
>Aragorn married the cute pie elf princess
Elves have always been THE fantasy-sexo race

>>281214362 (OP)
yeah, they act nothing like real elves

>>281214362 (OP)
I tried to watch Lodoss but I got bored to death midway through it

>>281216154
Check out Hrolf Krake's saga

>>281214362 (OP)
>explain what makes real elves different
>erm, um...y'see...they're hella crazy and..*attempts flowery prose* smell the wind of grass! hah!

>>281214362 (OP)
>>281215146
>>281215608
>>281216180
You're not fooling anyone knife ears

>>281216338
Really what? Cute? Hot? Smelly-footed? Finish your sentences, old man!

>>281215191
Has the precise term "erofu" ever been used in anime or manga?

>>281216690
Yes

>>281216810
When

>>281214362 (OP)
And fantasy elves diverged from folklore elves. Who cares really? Culture is subject to change overtime.

>>281217788
That really depends on the fantasy in question

>>281214362 (OP)
Wood elf, dark elf, high elf, blood elf, erufu is just stupid, they're 'anime elf'.

>>281216838
Tensei Slime.

>>281216349
Shit taste

So this is an anime elf thread right?

>>281220177
kay

>>281220215
Was this scene necessary?

>>281219277
>>281214362 (OP)
This, unironically. Who cares about ''wood elves''? It's missing the forest for the trees.
Wood elves are elves who live on the woods. What does it mean? A tribe of elves lived in the woods once. That's stupid. If elves did that, it's part of the backstory. It's like needing a human to call themselves Philippines human. This means,
- All elves must follow this same worldbuilding aspect, where one side lived in the woods and the other didn't.
- You've to be spoonfed whether an elf lived in the wood or has a noble culture. You can't tell by yourself or watching the anime.
An elf can't organically live in a town, woods or city or wherever they choose to.

>>281220163
I see GAME elf

>>281214362 (OP)
Asians are the elves of humanity.

>>281222663
No, THIS is elf game

ELVES
FUCKING
SHITS

>>281214362 (OP)
Deedlit a cute
>central position in the composition
TRVTH

>>281222767
No
>Hard work over talent
>Community over individual
>Highly stratified
>Mostly of short stature
>Mostly dark hair and dark eyes
>Largest % of human population by a large margin
Not really

>>281222993
- t. dwarf

>>281215146
Aren't elves supposed to be remarkably beautiful? Isn't that one of their defining traits?

>>281221639
Why in the world was this deleted

>>281223092
>Largest % of human population by a large margin
Lmao no, that shit would only work if you pull off incredible mental gymnastics such as including Indians as Asians

>>>>281227011
The Indian creature really does drag Asia down to the mud/Ganghes river.

>>281214362 (OP)
anime fantasy has itself diverged from fantasy. They somehow took a genre built on wonder and awe and made it bureaucratic and game like.

>>281227011
they ARE blacks, right? Asking for a friend in USA

>>281227401
retard

>>281227401
In the west, it hasn't been about wonder and awe for a long time.

>>281214362 (OP)
>snegovski
Oh, so he does draw things besides Khyleri type shit.

>>281227441
Both sides can fuck it up.

>>281227459
I don't know what khileri is, but he mostly draws Frieren.

>>281227011
What continent do you think India is on?

>>281227806
>think
Stormfags and /pol/shitters don't do much of that, anon.

>>281214362 (OP)
>erufu
more like erofu

>>281222767
the only similar things I can think of is that they are were behind the west in technological advancements and that they have a severe caste system.

>>281227806
>>281227926
Clinical cretinism.

>>281228015
Check where your processor was made, caveman.

>>281228152
Are you Taiwanese? You guys did good with getting a lead on semiconductor manufacturing, but you did not invent the technology lol.

>>281228125
Answer the question, anon.

This elf thread doesn't have nearly enough elves

>>281228125
Look at a map of the world for once.
I know you weren't made to do that in your American education system but just look and tell us where India is.

>>281228309
And you did not invent your numerals.
Arabs did.

>>281228777
>>281228833
Do these look like the same race to you, mongoloid? Urgently stop posting before you drool on the keyboard and fry yourself.

>>281228862
*Indians

>>281228795
There needs to be more anime elves without Yoda ears

>>281228922
>Yoda ears
lmoa

I love the yoda ears

>>281228862
>>281228915
We don't know who invented numerals for sure. And the modern numeral system is not anything special. The only reason we use base-10 is because we have 10 fingers.

>>281228795
Man, the Ariane thing is that her tit are eggregiously huge in her vanilla design already. They are *HUGE* but precisely only as huge to press onto the "when big is too big" line from under. That fine balance makes her design so great.

Why ruin her with oversized balloon tits tastelessly?

>>281228309
not him but gotta say, the entry-level chip manufacturing in 1980s was easy, even fucking commies engineers managed to do it despite being assfucked by degenerate 80year old cretins with alcoholic dementia they had for managers and leaders 24/7.
So yeah, starting that tech and developing the early methods is nice, but also in some ways easy, comparably. And usually it's standing on shoulders of previous researchers.

The shit done *today* with optical litography is crazy, so hats down for Taiwan being best at it. Though TSMC's dominance has lot to do with network effects and scale, if Intel didn't screw up in various ways they could have been successful too. ASML's EUV machines are fucking crazy on their own and that is not Asia. The proverbial "rocket science" is fucking nothing compared to leading edge semiconductor and such fields.

>>281229032
agreed. May not look IRL but looks cute in art.

Elves are for sexual violence

>>281228922
>>281229169
This place sure is extra gay today

>>281216349
Yeah this anime suck. Nothin beside cute bitch

>>281229357
>extra gay
it's called brain and not being 15

>>281229408
Whatever makes you cope

>>281229447
that's more like it

>>281229477
Pick a lane

>>281229144
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu%E2%80%93Arabic_numeral_system#Origins

>>281229582
>>281229169
>the Ariane thing is that her tit are eggregiously huge in her vanilla design already. They are *HUGE* but precisely only as huge to press onto the "when big is too big" line from under. That fine balance makes her design so great.
as said, being as huge as possible without being too huge, it's a fine balance

>>281229357
We're not all porn addicts man. Take a step back and take your cock out of your hand for a minute. This image you posted is crappy. Look at the hands for instance. Or how her waist is pinched in ridiculously.

>>281229686
this. I demand horny lewds that are high quality

Faggot, stop posting.

>>281229633
>>281229686
>>281229768
>muh on/off model
Man you fags are insufferable

How few elves have you seen to insist that Ariane is big?

>>281214362 (OP)
Does anybody even like BOTW Zelda? I get Spirit Tracks Zelda and Twilight Princess Zelda but BOTW Zelda?

>>281214362 (OP)
And what about anime kobolds?

>>281228922
BUT AT WHAT COST

>>281229908
It's the only one zoomoids know

>>281229941
Hate furries in every form.
This is the only kind of Kobold that I accept.

>>281230171
as monster enemies, the early AD&D dogger kobolds are pretty good idea
>BG1 Yip-yip intensifies

>>281230141
There better be lewds of elf on snake with an (upper) body of elven acrtress, when the second season lands
I know, it will all be yaoi and tranny shit instead

>>281231046
>Marries Pattadol after knocking her up due to her planned parenthood slip-ups
>Turns out the chimera still exists and arrives to lay little Misssruns too
Pattadol and snek kinda have to act as the daddy to the other kids due to captain being captain
>their household servants/helpers are Fleki and Lycion
gotta be a riot household
Layoss will be in heaven when he finds out about the snek kids

ATOU A CUTE MY WIFE

>>281229908
She's the newest version of princess Zelda, isn't she?
And soon, we'll have the live action Zelda... oh man, I hope it's not going to be like the live action Super Mario Movie from the 90s.

>>281214571
I just need her to look at me like this after I tell her "I'm all ears" right to her face

>>281231204
Should have been a snake wife instead of a looks like elf, really a slime mess.

>>281215146
PERVY TALLMAN

>>281231331
She really is an elf

>>281228872
why is the asian example in photoshop/makup: overdrive mode?
WOULD hard right pic

>>281229293
Nvidia mogs TSMC now, you’re behind the times

>>281229625
I don't think you even understand what I just said.

>>281231809
Nvidia is just designing circuits, spamming transistors. The actual magic are the tech to make those transistors and the whole silicon thingy. And the tools to enable making the thingy.

Nvidia is an obscenely rich fabless client of TSMC that struck it big largely by pure lack/being in the right place at the right time. Nothing more, nothing less. As it happens, often the people that did the hardest work don't reap the most out of the final moneybag.

>>281231809
Huang at one point said that Nvidia is a software company to explain their advantage, and there is quite a lot of truth to that.
Their hardware may not be bad, but the success is largerly in software to lock the market on the hardware.
Actual silicon technology magic that makes the hardware possible is work of the foundries and tool makers and researchers.

>>281232076
>pure lack
pure luck, even
fuck work need vacation writing about semi firms quarterly results and fuckups incidentally

>>281231841
You didn't understand the post which you were replying to, which is even worse

>>281232193
No dude, nothing you posted contradicted what I said. Imagine thinking that the Indians invented numerals lol. That's like saying the French invented measuring.

>>281232289
no need to be jelly, he may have numbers but you guys invented TV evangelism
try to beat that kek

>>281232587
Nice big ears

>>281232587
Man, I would watch erufu televeangelist
and hope she gets better

Lodoss was such a boring show

Elf girls are the best

WIFE

>>281214362 (OP)
nah

>>281215243
This could have been a hoedown instead of anger about elves.

>>281234282
:(

>>281227441
The age of wonder has ended. Every new frontier just extends our suffering.

>>281229625
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

>>281230171
Those look more like brownies.

>>281233107
Don't eat them. They're made of PEOPLE!

>>281234545
hey, at worst there's cum in them. Touched by her hands/mouth/ears/etc!

>>281234591
No, if you eat it it turns back into flesh. It's a trick to turn you into a wendigo.

>>281234613
cute knife ears are unpossible to be evil

>>281216338
>>281216338
A gift from god?

>>281214362 (OP)
>Anime elves have so far diverged from fantasy elves that it no longer makes any sense to use the same name for them
Skill issue

>>281234502
Kobolds and brownies are roughly the same thing.

>>281238155
Then why is one a dog and one a snickers bar?

>>281238174
Gary Gygax was ignorant and made some absolutely baffling mistakes

>>281214362 (OP)
I love wiggly expressive elf ears. The elf show last? season was great. I want a cute elf wife to go on adventures with then come back home and impregnate her.

>>281228795
I heard we're getting another season of this cute elf and her skelly man who laughs as he beats people up.

>>281238188
Last season had an elf show?

>>281238187
It's traditional in the mythos to warp folklore like a Hollywood movie. And his early work was in the mythos.

>>281238188
How about the dumb bl-ish one this season where the op not-shota has a crush on the only elf in town?

>>281234848
I want to breed Sui. She is adorable and needs to be impregnated, luckily I do look somewhat like uncle.

>>281238226
Maybe it wasn't last season, I watch 30+ shows every season so things tend to blend. Nihon e Youkoso Elf-san
>>281238244
Not sure which show you're talking about. I know of this elf. >>281237687

>>281238229
the fuck are you trying to say

>>281214362 (OP)
Solid premise, but undermined by your picture. Hylians are just pointy-eared humans in-setting, Deeds is a D&D character from the 80s who is essentially a more aggressive Arwen, and Frieren is an ancient magical autistic waif - nearer to the Tolkien template than most. There are hundreds of modern anime erufus who better demonstrate your claim.

>>281238880
It's rare that I can just claim an anon as correct but here it is.
Correct.

>>281238226
Chotto dake Ai ga Omoi Dark Elf ga Isekai kara Oikakete Kita

>>281238226
Yup and she's horny as hell too

>>281238922
>>281238932
>hentai
Figures why I never touched this.

>>281238288
This is not lucky...

>>281238327
>I watch 30+ shows every season

>>281239235
Oh no someone who likes anime on /a/ how horrifying.

>>281239282
I don't think it's a good thing being proud you like every drivel out there. You just love the concept of medium, not actually anime but what do I know.

We need to encourage elves to get cosmetic surgery to reduce the size of their ears

>>281238327
>Nihon e Youkoso Elf-san
Now that was good shit. It doesn't get better than this if elf romance is what you're after.

>>281239862
There's a lot more than 30 series airing.

>>281239862
What an absurdly stupid thing to say. Between you and I, how could you possibly be the authority on what I actually like or not?

>>281240274
Obviously he watches under 10 series per season and those have to be the only good ones. He doesn't even have to know what else is airing because his sense is immaculate.

>>281238632
Learn English.