Would you ever want to be reincarnated into the body of a child? I would want to go back, make new friends and undo all my life's screw ups.

>Would you ever want to have legal access to cunny?
Yes.

>>281221294
For me, it would be the endless stamina to jack off and have sex all day.

>>281221294
You had your chance already and failed.

>>281221241 (OP)
Everyone will answer yest to this question eventually. Its not even about wanting to be a child specifically, every person will eventually reach an old age where being young, having more time, and having the chance to make different choices with the benefit of years of experience is just too good a deal to pass up.

If you think you wouldn't jump at that deal yourself, its because you are still young enough to have things ahead of you and to see a regression to childhood as a step back instead of an incredible opportunity. Give it two decades, you'll start to see the appeal.

>>281221241 (OP)
Only if my memories of this life were somehow obfuscated or withheld gradually. If I was reincarnated now, I'd probably just resume NEETdom

>>281221536
Your environment changing would drastically effect how you develop again.

>>281221241 (OP)
Why is Rimuru in this? He's an amorphous blob who has been a virgin for the entirety of his existence.

I'd attempt to groom hag into having sex with me.

>>281221241 (OP)
Only a female child

>oh my scromblin' upvoterino, i WISH i was a KID again with NO rights or agency!!! i WISH i could go back to being told what to do and how to do it EVERY minute of EVERY day!
>i yearn-arino for the hemckin' good old days of being a glorified PET at the TOTAL mercy of adults around me!!!
>i would run around and drink soda and meet CUTE and FUNNY little girls haha maybe they'll kiss me haha and we'll play doctor haha just for funsies haha!
>gosh, all this RESPONSIBILITY and FREEDOM just crinkles my diaper, i want to RETVRN to childhood!
this genre sucks and if you like it, it says something about you

>>281222062
>>i yearn-arino for the hemckin' good old days of being a glorified PET at the TOTAL mercy of adults around me!!!
This is how every 11 year old thinks. You never mentally grew up.

>>281222062
>a glorified PET at the TOTAL mercy of adults around me
This isn't the place to dump your trauma, anon.

I’d rather be reincarnated as an animal than as a child.

>>281222062
The point is that along with being a child, you'd be reincarnated into a world where you'd have more agency.

>>281221241 (OP)
Yes. But as a girl. My character will look funny in the cutscenes.

>>281222062
You forgot the part where the child has special skills/resources to do whatever he wants, and the parents are too supportive to inhibit him or too evil/dead to care.

i am not gay, but i would like to be reincarnated as a beautiful loli and visit the terminal illness ward or the dying elderly ward and walk around scantily clad, if any of them stared at mpe, would make sure they died happy, fulfilling their lifelong desire... eople are not truly compassionate, and what they believe to be altruistic acts are merely vanity

How would you feel if you were Rudeus?

>>281221241 (OP)
Depends. Do I get reincarnated as like the male heir of an aristocratic family with great genetics and truly OP magic and other powers? If so, sure, why not?
I don't wanna get reincarnated the way Tanya did though. Or Subaru for that matter.

>>281223015
Actual saint posting

>>281222062
>i WISH i was a KID again with NO rights or agency
Sounds better than being an adult with no rights or agency.

>>281221294
God if only

>>281221241 (OP)
Of course. Children get nearly 2 decades of "freebie" time to grow at heightened potential, carrying over your memories and experiences automatically gives anyone mature a golden ticket. Especially in a magic-inclined world, You're basically guaranteed to be a legend grinding from day one with our world's knowledge tacked on.

I want to be a loli though because in isekai strength and magic don't require a muscle-bound body so might as well cute-maxx.

>>281221241 (OP)
Only if I'm still male.
If I became a shota again I would willingly suck so much adult dick...

Imagine having all the sexual stamina.

>>281221241 (OP)
That's literally how reincarnation works. All this shit were people stay themselves is asinine.

>>281221294
Fpbp

>>281222062
> i WISH i could go back to being told what to do and how to do it EVERY minute of EVERY day!
I take it you're unemployed.

>>281221241 (OP)
>sit in a classroom and do busywork that I’m well aware doesn’t matter for 12 years straight
No fucking thanks

>>281223015
>they get to stare at me oh look at how selfless I am
You're a fucking retard and a liar. If old folks want to look at naked hot young bodies they can watch beauty pageants on TLC or get access to Tiktok on their boomer iPads.
If you were a real altruist you would stock up on Viagra and give out handies, blowies, possibly even more to everyone in the geriatric ward.

>>281221241 (OP)
Depends on where I would be reincarnated to. It's not a deal-breaker though.

>>281222007
These legs are off-model, Mahiro has skinny twig legs

>>281221241 (OP)
yeah, id just make better monetary choices or learn martial arts that's accessible, while still being hyper awkward as fuck for any other social interaction that doesn't involve the interests i have nowadays

>>281222062
thanks for the meme arrow sperg salad, your post says alot about you as well,

>>281221755
He is a reincarnated man in a slime body.

Not shown:
>vending machine man
>hot springs man
>spider woman

>>281222062
>all this RESPONSIBILITY and FREEDOM
Every adult who actually knows what responsibility and duty are and more to the point experienced in it, would absolutely love to get rid of that shit and return to being a teen with free summers and being able to play vidya all the time.

But I do get the point that reset circumstances do dictate how fun shit is. You can always reset into an abysmally shit childhood you can't wait to escape as a poorfag. That's the main exception to the above: rags to riches types will absolutely NOT want to return to rags, ever. Meanwhile, the rest of us with good childhoods would like to relive them.

>>281229713
You have so much more freedom to do what you want as an adult. You have the ability to go anywhere or do whatever you want.

Bump

>>281224819
>Sounds better than being an adult with no rights or agency.
You can get up, pack a bag of food, and just disappear right now.

>>281221241 (OP)
Nobody would say no.

>>281221241 (OP)
>>281221755
>>281229638
If anything Rudeus is the one actually out of place here. He only only got a genetically better male body than before, has a much much better daily routine and no longer overeats.
Meanwhile the others have actually become either female or a non-human liveform.
And even if you want a "reincarnated as a human child" example, then Ernesti would be the better choice for that by far.

Bump

>>281221241 (OP)
As much as I look back on my screw ups in life and think of how much better I could have done with my current knowledge, I also can't help but think of how awkward it would be to be a child with the mind of an adult.
I wouldn't be able to relate to anyone, and I'd probably end up even more awkward than I already am.

>>281234403
Idk I'm an adult with the mind of a child, they'd be the only ones I can relate to so it would suit me just fine

>>281221241 (OP)
I just wanna be able to sleep well again.

>>281221241 (OP)
Who is the one on the left?

>>281234403
>mind of an adult
The adult mind is a byproduct of the brain's development. If you regressed back to a child its possible that you retain your memories but your judgement and impulse control goes out the window.

>>281221241 (OP)
Everyone sane would say yes. Then buy bitcoin, Apple stocks, bet on things you know the outcome of, etc. You'd be set for life and never have to work again.

>>281235282
That's different to reincarnation. Imagine you were reborn but its 1000 years in the future, humanity regressed so there's no tech and you're a poor alpaca farmer's son up in the mountains somewhere in a country that doesn't exist yet, would be a more accurate scenario than just going back in time where you know all outcomes.

>>281235390
Oh I misread. In that case I'd still think it's an obvious yes. At the very least you're extending your life. But if you retain your adult knowledge you will have an easier time as a young adult once you get there. Like, your first job wouldn't be your actual first job and you had extra time to learn more things, that would help a lot

>>281221241 (OP)
Ha ha ha you don't want to be a child, you just want to be an adult in a position where you have an advantage over everyone else, you are nothing but fucking piece of shit who can only enjoy life if the other kids think you are cool, if the adults think you are prodigy, girls will find you attractive, when in truth you are just a fucking lazy loser looking for any shortcuts you can get.

And the absolute and ultimate truth is that every single one of you vermin would end the same, kids will find you cringe, adults will think you are obtuse and girls will fucking hate you because you are still going to be same gross idiot and btw you are going to get fat again.

Reincarnation tropes are nowadays just that, masturbation of your fragile ego, no different than getting isekaid and teaching the ignorant people who have been agriculturists since the beginning of the time about this incredible concept of crop rotation and everyone looking amazed at you.

I really wish reincarnation was real, just so you would keep failing over and over and over until god decided it was enough and just sent you to fat hell where all fatsos like you end.

>>281227419
Still far better than busywork that doesn't matter in an office.

>>281231305
Oh yes, a bag of food, surely I am set for life.

>>281227419
It kind of matters up until around high school, although that portion of schooling could probably be optimised to take 2-4 years instead of 10. It's really only in the senior years where the diminishing returns hit hard.

>>281221241 (OP)
yes, so I can be destroyed by fat incel weebpaidofiles

>>281221241 (OP)
It's probably a universal dream of all people to go back to the start with accumulated knowledge.

>>281227023
You'd have a wider range of adult dicks to suck as a loli, though?
Why limit your selection pool?

>>281229407
Not gonna lie, this is realistically what would happen to me. I'd be all hyped up to improve my life skills only to get distracted by the very real prospect of easy cunny.

>>281236376
Don't lie. You'd go straight for the DILFS and their shotas while their wives and sisters "conveniently" become members of a convent.

>>281237366
>Get a chance to be reborn and start over
>Motivated to do good this time
>Teenage hormones that you forgot the feeling of kick in and instead you spend the entire childhood chasing skirts
>Finish school alone anyway because you were a loser in your past life and nothing really changed between then and now
>End up in the same position in your 20s as you were in your prior life
>Tfw
What would you do if you found yourself in this situation, having failed a second time even despite having prior knowledge of the future?

>>281221241 (OP)
>Would you ever want to be reincarnated into the body of a child?
If the life that I reincarnated into was shitty, like in a bad time period or if I wasn't white then I would probably say no.
>undo all my life's screw ups.
The only thing in my life that I truly regret was buying drugs in 2012 with enough bitcoin that could now buy a house or 2. Other than that I never though that there was a universally correct or incorrect way of living your life, so what is there to regret?

>>281237651
1. Take out a life Insurance policy on my self listing my parents as the beneficiary.
2. Make a list of all the (good looking) girls I remember going to school with, and try to get a grasp of what they are doing now
3. Cross out the ones that have had multiple children from different fathers, heavy social media presence, or came out was LGBTQ, or shitty personalities.
Also cross out the ones that are married or seem to be living good lives
Leaving only the ones that might have unironically become NEETS, died for some reason, or just plain keep to themselves.
4. Those still on the list I try to actually meet with to confirm their current life situation. If they seem fine with their life (employed, parents alive, friends and good relationships) cross them off the list and move on to the next girl. Those that aren't fine though, I pay special attention to and try to see if it's a result of their own action, actions beyond their control, or simply one bad event that derailed their life severely. Make up a story like I'm dying of cancer or something and I'm trying to not to leave any regrets if they question why I'm going out of my way to meet with them.

5. Hopefully by now I've gathered enough info on all the girls to know how their lives have gone after high school. For the living girls still on the list I split my life insurance policy to 50% to my parents and partition out the other 50% to the girls whose main issues could be solved with money. And take special care to see how the ones who have died could have avoided such fates
6. Register myself as an organ donor and find a useful way to get killed that insures the policy pays out
7. Pray to God for a 3rd try. If successful find the girls on the list and force myself to befriend them as early as possible with the plan to make one of them my future wife

>>281221241 (OP)
Only if I got to go to another universe or stayed in this one but was suddenly a child. If I time traveled backwards and have an existential crisis over any tiny action I took butterflying out and resulting in millions of people no longer existing and so would be too crippled by fear to do anything.

>>281238159
>have an existential crisis over any tiny action I took butterflying out and resulting in millions of people no longer existing
Pretty sure most of us here wouldn't mind if a certain population of people magically disappeared.

OP image really needs the vending machine added in.

>>281238180
Pls take it back to /pol/, this is a peaceful wish fulfillment thread for stuck millennials.

>>281221241 (OP)
I'd say anime Tanya was done dirty, but it's likely more compelling than the 2013 edgy libertarian autist LN version.

>>281238209
Why does wishing for zoomers to disappear make me /pol/?

>>281222062
The faggots and pedos hated him because he dropped a TRVKE.

>>281221241 (OP)
If I was to die today for that to happen? No. If my death was drawing near anyway? Depends. I definitely wouldn't want to relive my old life, too much existential problems with that. But if I was to start anew in the year of my death somewhere else? Why not, really. I mean, life as a child would be awkward, but it'd pass after a while. Sure, you can be born into shitty conditions, but if you live a second time, I imagine you grow a distance to that sorta thing.

>>281238271
>But if I was to start anew in the year of my death somewhere else?
>Unironically wanting to live in the future AI Dystopia where each child is implanted with a chip that sends a painfully violent electric shock through your body if any illegal thought patterns or detected.

>>281234867
>you retain your memories but your judgement and impulse control goes out the window.
100% become a pervert.

>>281238127
>get second try
>kill self and hope for third try
You've got balls.
There's nothing saying you won't get a second try now though...

>>281238237
wanting to genocide an entire generation is an extremist political position

>>281238709
Zoomers are a specific subset of the most recent generation. So no. It's not an "entire" generation.
Just the dumb ones who can't function properly outside of an active internet connection.

>>281235282
imagine a story were bitcoin only got so big in the first place because people kept finding ways of sending their minds back to 2002
mind you that'd probably cause the crypto market to crash sooner

>>281238744
the most recent generation is gen alpha. and saying "oh I don't want all of gen zed dead, just the bad ones" is still a batshit genocidal political stance

>>281238761
Nah, I just want them deported from my reality.
They free to choose other realities to inhabit so long as it isn't mine.

>>281237339
I don't want to have a filthy cunt. Also I would be so beautiful that every man alive would want to be inside me, no matter how "straight" they are.

>>281239017
>I don't want to have a filthy cunt.
Just wash it with soap and water.

>>281229638
The only girl he might ever fuckis Chloe

>>281239027
It would still be filthy because vaginas are filthy anon. Even butts are better for sex.

>>281239033
How about self-cest with your literal "soulmate" instead?

>>281221241 (OP)
Ok but magic doesn't exist and the best thing you can do is try to improve now.

>>281239090
>Ok but magic doesn't exist
t.

>>281239105
What does t. mean?

>>281238127
>>281237651

If the current you are still wasting opportunity in life, you'd be doing the same even given the chance to redo it. If you wanna do better, you can literally start now

I'd have to go back to 10 years old to ensure that I grow up as healthy and tall and smart as possible by having a planned diet high in all nutrients and getting enough exercise and sunlight and I would study a lot because in real life I wish I was a super genius but I'm not, but by age 16 I probably would be if I could start over.

>>281221241 (OP)
I haven't watched Onimai, but I thought that the MC was only genderbent and that his age was the same prior to being genderbent.

>>281239319
He wouldn't be much of an oniichan then, would he now?

>>281221241 (OP)
tranny

>>281239193
>If the current you are still wasting opportunity in life, you'd be doing the same even given the chance to redo it.
Current (You) had been involved in a traffic accident on your way to school on the bus as a child that fucked up the right side of your body. And since your family wasn't well off to begin with the medical costs ans constant need for assistance not only meant that one of your parents had to quit their job reducing the household income, but also becoming a strain on your siblings as your care takes up most of their time and money. Which unfortunately has the side effect of reducing their chances of success in life due to not receiving enough support from the only adults they're supposed to be able to rely on, which then culminates into acting out and making bad decisions that results in drug addiction for one, a teen pregnancy for the sister, and life of being in and out of jail for the oldest. Going back in time and doing nothing other than literally skipping school that day would have prevented all of that.
>If you wanna do better, you can literally start now
A prerequisite for "doing better" typically involves both the means and freedom to do so.
Might as well tell the man blind man "Have you tried taking a look at yourself?"
"Yes I have, but I don't see what the problem is."

>>281239689
>the medical costs ans constant need for assistance not only meant that one of your parents had to quit their job reducing the household income, but also becoming a strain on your siblings as your care takes up most of their time and money
>which then culminates into acting out and making bad decisions that results in drug addiction for one, a teen pregnancy for the sister, and life of being in and out of jail for the oldest. Going back in time and doing nothing other than literally skipping school that day would have prevented all of that
What a grim fucking dystopia this country is. All for a few billionaires to rape kids on an island, and for the average muttoid to drown his existential void with consooming shit.

>>281239858
>communist
You must be 18 years old to browse this website.

>>281222062
>kengan nigger
People throw this word around but you might actually be retarded

>>281221241 (OP)
IF I can choose the year, absolutely.

>>281242285
I wouldn't want to relive being a baby.

>>281221241 (OP)
i have chronic pain
so i'd like to re-roll even if it risked becoming a foid

How come there's not more manga of this?

I'd become a pervert probably.

>>281235652
I see someone read Umareru Kachi.

>>281245238
That one was too edgy for me.

>>281221241 (OP)
>Would you ever want to be reincarnated into the body of a child?
depends
If part of the deal is also going to a fantasy reality then sure, but if I had to get sent back to this place then I’d decline
I see no value in becoming a child again in this world unless it also involves time travel so that I can do some early adopter shit. I see no appeal in becoming a child again because I don’t believe that “redoing” something erases the past. Going through childhood again isn’t going to magically make the memories of my previous crappy childhood disappear. I’ll still have those memories and will still have to deal with them on top of whatever stupid bullshit my new life throws at me. Everyone says it’ll go better the second time as if everything in life goes according to plan, but I don’t think that the odds are that great. So unless you spice the deal up I’m gonna stay an adult

>>281221520
My body is already ruined. I would want a child's body just so wouldn't be in so much pain most days. I would choose different sports and try to keep my joints healthy for longer. And I would much more aggressively pursue my goals because I would actually know what those goals should even be.

>>281221241 (OP)

Tanya is really one of my favorites as far as isekai go. I´m exited for her glorious return. Glory to the empire!

>>281246105
Try collagen peptides. I put my parents on it as they both have joint issues.

>>281222062
All the shit kids worry about turns out to not actually be a big deal, and when you grow up someday you'll realize how good you had it. Oh no, the teacher yelled at me. If you're an adult you just laugh in their face when they do that. Your "permanent record" in middle school means absolutely nothing. I was a good student in school and did all the right things, and none of it mattered. I'd drop out of school as soon as possible, and I'm smart enough to have a great life after that because I know how pointless all of it was.

>>281246287
You'd have to pay me to relive all that again.

Anyone wanting to be reincarnated as a loli just wants to be fucked my men. You're gay, Anons. You're supposed to be reincarnated as a boy and fuck the lolis, not be fucked as a loli.

>>281246514
I guess I must be bi because I wouldn't mind either.

>>281221294
just become a muslim or move to the asian third world