Thread 281221598

>claims to like tomboys
>doesn't like handsome women
this happens far too often

>>281221598 (OP)
That's a sow

>>281221598 (OP)
What is her problem?

I don't like tomboys.

>>281221705
Being too based.

>>281221598 (OP)
make the case for handsome women being tomboys go

I like handsome women but not tomboys though

>>281221628
That's a stallion with top tier sperms

>>281221598 (OP)
Is she supposed to be handsome? She looks pretty feminine to me.

>>281221598 (OP)
But can a cute woman be a tomboy?

>>281221598 (OP)
Sorry, but I only like ikemen joshi.
Tomboys do not appeal to me whatsoever.

>>281221705
why'd she fucking do it bros??

>>281221598 (OP)
i love both so much though

>>281225952
from the thumbnail i thought it was balalaika in a suit

>>281226551
same

>>281221598 (OP)
should be accurate in height.

How handsome is too handsome?

A tomboy could never look this pretty

>>281221598 (OP)
Worst armpits i’ve ever seen.

>>281227616
Shut the fuck up armpitnigger, nobody cares about your overrated fetish that has ruined countless designs.

>>281224410
Her anime design is very handsome which some with shit taste say is ugly

>>281224410
The anime gave her a more elongated head, associated with more European, "strong featured" women that are referred to as handsome in the modern use.
They also gave her broader shoulders. In the game her shoulder width is 1.75 heads wide, in the anime it's closer to 2.25 heads wide

>>281228446
>The anime gave her a more elongated head, associated with more European, "strong featured" women
You mean ugly, manfaced women that bear fuck all resemblance to ikemen joshi that Japanese treasure.

>>281221598 (OP)
I like melon.

>>281221598 (OP)
>Handsome/prince type girl
>Straight
>Fat tits
Trifecta of perfection, if you like em gay whatever but don't fucking reply to me about it

>>281221628
But no one has posted Scarlet yet.

>>281221598 (OP)
only now I realized that the reason why she wears that thing on her head is because she is the only horse girl whose hair doesn't cover the sides of her head so she needs to hide her non-existent human ears to not look grotesque

>>281229031
What's your opinion on this handsome lady?

>>281229280
Other umas have those too.

>>281221598 (OP)
Hey buddy, I think you got lost, >>>/hm/ is two boards down there.

hail to the king baby

>>281229368
What an unfortunate name

>>281230044
What's wrong with the name Waltrud? Anyway her name's not important.

>>281230608
The sync'd image and sound of steps at the start, hearing her name over and over, is really ominous.

>>281231195
It's a thing of beauty watching their long legs pumping all in unison around the curves. Letting McQueen win was also a nice touch.

Not anime
Not manga
Fuck you and fuck your shitty casino game

>>281231601
There's literally an anime and a manga. The anime even came before the game.

>>281221598 (OP)
I thought this one was a gorilla woman

>>281232717
Depends if she's horse sized or not.

stupid hungry tomboys...

>>281221598 (OP)
Why does she wear the hat harness?

>>281221598 (OP)
Which is more tomboyish, big tits or small tits/flat chest? There are different schools of thought on this.

>>281234199
>Which is more tomboyish, big tits or small tits/flat chest?
it doesn't matter burntfishie, all masculine women always looks pretty even without being look like a boy

>>281221598 (OP)
Why is Golshi so popular? I honestly don't think she's funny or cute and I hate her outfit and weird headgear.

>>281234878
Voice acting

>>281227739
Find finding ugly designs ugly doesn't mean you have shit taste.

>>281234878
>Winner

>big tits
>long legs
>white leggings
>fat ass
>whimsical
>vtuber
>quotes movies and tv
>unexpected

I LOVE NARROW WOMEN

>>281221598 (OP)
> Prone to injuries.
> Retarded as fuck.
> Violent and abusive.
Not even a main protagonist, lol. Goldshit fans in trouble.

what did she meant with this?

>>281221598 (OP)
I like gold ship's fat tits.

>>281221705
do you know the term kenneling? well unlike dogs for horses its called stalling. and when you stall a horse to make it easier to go get like a parked car it results in neuroses because it cant ever get patrolled for its bad behavior to other horses. this can develop into a feed back loop, and is part of why the internet is an ocean of piss for example. in a real horse herd, she would either be head horse (assuming she is irl stallion) or submissive.

>>281235995
its an estelle meme

I would like goldship if she didn't act like an aspie and her hat wasn't retarded.

>>281235628
Your gay.

>>281236134
>I would like goldship if she was a different character
Ok retard.

I watched and then read cinderella gray before the main season and going from Oguri to Special Week has been painful.

>>281227739
that's just manface, not a handsome girl

>>281236290
She's pretty amazing.

>>281221598 (OP)
Threadly reminder that if you like tomboys you are, for all intents and purposes, a homosexual.

>>281227739
This is just dogshit. Why would you want women to look like men?

>>281221705
Literally retarded

>>281231601
A game with like 3 different anime adaptations one of which has 3 seasons

>>281235991
>IRL horse was apparently very gentlemanly with mares and gentle during mating sessions
>this is unusual for horses who are often very rough during mating
This implies Golshi is the polar opposite in bed and is actually the best choice for sex, while the other Umas would rape you

>>281225952
Sauce? She looks like she's from a webtoon. Is she straight?

>>281221598 (OP)
>Handsome~ girl thread
>no picture of THE 王子 every single man and woman's heart flutters for
For shame, /a/.

>>281237121
>no picture of THE 王子 every single man's heart flutters for
FTFY.

>>281235991
Gold Ship's only problem is that she isn't nearly large enough to be a protagonist.

Is this the reverse trap thread?

>>281237155
Maria is wonderful primarily because she's any man's dream, we agree on that, anon. But come on, every other girl in their acting company thought she was handsome.

>>281237177
Death to all westernlop artists.

>>281236290
It's worth for season 2.

Handsome Girls with Handsome Guys.

>>281221705
>What is her problem?
None

>>281221598 (OP)
How did this explode in popularity recently? I know this has been around for years, what happened?

>>281237527
It got an english release, obviously.

>>281235995
It means that yurichads won and self-inserting hetfags lost.

>>281237950
>yurichuds
>winning anything except "the worst faggots ever" award

HetCHADS always win.

>>281237527
Mobile game got a global release

>>281237219
I once saw someone describe this series as "straight yaoi"
Is there any other series that fit in this category?

>>281236290
Like the other anon said, just bear through Special Week's season 1, by 2 she's gone and it gets crazy good.

>>281237230
>she's any man's
Only gay ones.

>>281237177
Now this is a proper Uma Musume thread.

>>281239872
Honestly half the reason I started watching Cinderella Gray was to see Oguri make a pig of herself. She's such a lovely, soft-spoken, stoical girl. It wasn't until I saw her loyalty to her trainer that it hit me how much she really is best girl. She's so well rounded as a character.

>>281234878
The original horse is cool.

>>281221598 (OP)
>handsome
Her game look is her canon look though

>>281240173
This is the /a/nime board though

>>281238246
Hori-senpai so kucky...

>>281240012
There's no way at least one of people behind Uma Musume wasn't into expansion. Making stuffed bellies a running gag is super suspicious.

BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN

>>281240472
BAKU SHIN SHIN

Gold Ship is literally dominating across every possible form of media. The voice actor is killing it across the anime, the game, and every conceivable promotional crossover. Simultaneously the horse itself has captured Japanese twitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XPHB3l55I
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vM77VRmKqVw

>>281221598 (OP)
Hair too long
>>281227263
Perfect

>>281240592
It's odd that none of the promo pics for the game has her

>>281234194
Keeps her power in check

Does she count as a handsome girl?

>>281236502
she really is, first time playing and after a rough start everyone eat her dust

>>281221598 (OP)
Why does she wear ear protectors when her ears are up there?

>>281236085
Goldshi is based on a real horse who has won multiple tournaments and sired dozens of winning horses

>>281234878
Memes

>>281227739
That’s a tranny. Congratz, You’re all gay.

>>281227739
Isn't she based on a male horse?

>>281235628
based

I wish goldship's game model had a smaller head similar to what they have for pakatube but i think this is just more of a game design thing as even Oguri cap's head is disproportionate. My favourite design for Goldshi has to be her concept art design but I don't mind the anime or the game look either honestly. Either way I am receiving a goofball that will crack my skull every g1 win.

>>281230608
goldflotila

>>281240387
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>281242097

>>281226551
>>281237050
Ah, to be young!

>>281235628
built to be my wife

>281236800
>eww, a girl!
Pretending to be retarded still makes you look retarded. No (You) for you.
>inb4 "you can't like other kinds of girls if you like tomboys because I'm projecting that you are gay even though it's me self-reporting on not liking women" copepost
NIGGER

Bow down to the handsomest woman of 2025.

>>281239772
*only gay ones don't liker her
FTFY

>>281240387
It's a visual gag, not everything is a fucking fetish

>>281239772
>>281244470
Straight men love handsome women.

>>281221705
is the game good? friend is telling me to play it. I know nothing about this franchise

>>281242235
Most of the umas are, racehorses are usually colts.

>>281244621
You already missed the best banner in the game, so no, don't bother.

>>281238438
>Is there any other series that fit in this category?
There are. "My Girlfriend Dots on Me" manga counts as one technically. We do need more "straight yaoi though, it's both fun and hot.

>>281242740
Which of the three girls is considered the most "handsome"? Who's the MC going to end up with?

I do.

>>281244483
If it's done once, maybe. But the frequency the stuffed belly thing is done is too suspicious. Tame enough to not be qualified as a fullblown fetishistic thing but still kinda fetishistic.

Enough posting about horseshit. Post tomboys and handsome women!

>>281221598 (OP)
Is there a reason why this character is constantly drawn as not being 5'6? Yeah I know she's based on a horse and those things are fucking huge, but that's true of all those horse girls, why is she constantly drawn as being like 8ft tall?

>>281246160
To find out, you have to learn about the mythical creature that is Gold Ship

Would all 3 of the girls in pic related count?

>>281221598 (OP)
THE UNSINKABLE BATTLESHIP, GOLSHI!?

Which one western man?

>>281247186
inb4 greedy "both" reply

>>281247186
I prefer the forehead merchant's newest work

>>281234194
She likes to pretend to be retarded

>>281221598 (OP)
Tomboy is a personality / behavior style. Handsome describes a person's looks, usually referring to masculine looks which lots of people do not like on women. I hope this clears out your confusion.

>>281245693
I don't know if it's the same people at Cygays but there is also a clear obsession for fit toned tummies judging by how many of the shoubufuku designs have the tummy out

>>281234928
I refuse the idea that pitfags are somehow worse than footfags. Footfags want to huff the fumes of a body part that makes contact with the inside of dirty shoes and the floor. They revel in actual filth. Pitfags, at their worst, just like sweat and its associated odors while the worst of footfags want to consume literal dirt and debris along with the sweat and nails. There's no comparison between the depths and I reject the notion that those two groups are on the same level. It reads like a psyop to try to drag down another fetish group just so that footfags don't look singularly as bad.

Post more tomboys or handsome women!

>>281247788
everyone should be obsessed with tummies. they're the sexiest part of a woman

>>281246160
Because Goldship is a spiritual Giant.

>>281248392
I've got 0 problems with this obsession from whichever character designer is responsible

>>281248392
My nigga

>>281244763
>>281244621
Sure, give it try. The career mode is fun.

You missed the banner with the best support card but it just means it'll be a bit harder until the rerun to get it again since thankfully nothing is limited. You can still possibly get it from pulls. You can also just borrow said support card since loads of people have it.

And really at the end of the day it isn't the end of the world if you don't get it yet. It's a damn good card, but you can still do well in anything besides the pvp mode without it. There's a lot of other options to make your horse grils careers successful.

>>281247010
I... kinda wish it was me...

>>281250793
even still?

How about handsome milfs?

>>281250793
It's normal to yearn for the open range.

>>281252596
lol

Short haired monke is quite a handsome lad

i hate trends, i hate gachaslop, i hate moeshit.
but i cant stop looking at goldship

>>281221598 (OP)
Tomboy and beautiful are not mutually exclusive. You can have a tomboy that has a mid face, or even a butterface, but what makes a tomboy a tomboy is mainly: body and personality, if she also is beauty, its a plus.
You have, for instance, Patlabor's Noa, she is not fugly, but she isnt sexy nor beautiful, its an average looking woman, that also has (Severe) interest in her patlabor, is a good teamplayer, etc.
If I get to choose, between:
>a high maintenance, beautiful, yet bitchy woman
>a femme fatale
>a ultra girly cutey
>the average looking, but comfy and cool to be with Noa,
Noa will winn in my book. I dislike woman that are emotional minefields, manipulative bitches that think of themselves as 4d chess players, or the ones that always want things their way.

>>281253545
And what's your issue then? Umamusume anime are good anime and s2 is serious sports drama, with some moe sure

>>281253219
Monkeys are a good theme for tomboys

>>281247582
>Handsome describes a person's looks, usually referring to masculine looks which lots of people do not like on women.
You said it yourself, "often". In the case of manga/anime, you can have the most beautiful woman with very defined feminine features you've ever laid your eyes upon, yet she can have a masculine aura just by the way she carries herself. Maria Tachibana has already been posted, and she gets away with it by being 6'1", stoic and a great actress, but there's also women like Balalaika or Mira Armstrong, who're both considered handsome women by many people.

>>281254109
This. They're active, cheerful, fit, and horny.

Handsome women who flirt with cute guys.

>>281227267
Uranus awoke something inside me

>>281256491
Nice pickup line, I'm stealing it.

>>281221598 (OP)
Horses have...

waki... ?????

>>281221598 (OP)
I adore handsome women, but what does that have to do with Gold Ship? She's pretty traditionally feminine looking

>>281256919
Damn, I thought I clicked the Integra image