>It says here in the contract
>You must LOVE me unconditionally
You can do it for her, right?
if a cute girl fixed me I'd gladly support her for the rest of my life and give her all my inheritance
no i don't like suicidal people
>>281237222Just don't abandon her...
>>281236575>if a cute girl fixed meNot quite the reaction to getting vasectomized I expected of Anon, but you do you I guess.
has anyone read the weird reboot webnovels?
>>281236530 (OP)Sounds good as long as I can rape her a couple times per week
Clawing and biting or it doesn't count
>>281238549don't listen to this anon
>>281236530 (OP)>unconditionallyyou know what "contract means" don't you
>>281236530 (OP)I could do it extremely easily because I am not a huge faggot
>>281240412My angel is so so so so so so beautiful.
>>281240579I really think one single Misaki cuddle would fix me
>>281236530 (OP)When will retards get that NGK isn't a romance story? I fucking hate Gonzo and the mangaka, their shitty adaptations ruined the perception of the series
>>281240732I can't function without a Misamooochki.
>>281236530 (OP)Just fuck off already. This is like the 17th Misaki thread in the past 3 days.
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>>281240108Why don't you complain about these threads instead?
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>>281241238Why don't you complain about these threads instead?
>>281241017I didn't say that schizo retard
AAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>281238549I will happily trade my balls for happiness
>>281236530 (OP)no, i'm not a cuck and will not allow you to fuck other guys
>>281242478Please do not insult my angel.
Unconditional love is only for pets and very small children.
When applied to/by people over the age of 6, it is an unambiguously and universally toxic concept.
I will not eat the bugs. I WILL vomit on the contract and then spit little bits of bile-saliva onto it for 2 hours afterwards all "ptuh... ptuh..."
>>281236530 (OP)>contractLove forms through natural means, I can't do it out of obligation.