Thread 281243030

>Anon take the mic!
what do?

lick it

my best

Eat it to establish dominance.

>>281243062
>>281243119
>>281243030 (OP)
>sweaty fat man says uguu
shut the fuck up tranny

THEY SAY THAT
TEENAGERS SCARE
THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

>>281243119
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

CAUSE I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>281243030 (OP)
Belch into the mic

>>281243030 (OP)
[X] Genuflect

>>281243030 (OP)
~Grab your angel wings
~And your sack of cocaine
~And make sure there is plenty of room in your bag for blades
~Not the kind of blades.....

>>281243030 (OP)
take it and leave

I'M ON A MISSION THAT NIGGAS SAY IS IMPOSSIBLE
BUT WHEN I SWING MY SWORDS THEY ALL CHOPPABLE

>>281243030 (OP)
Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru yo
Iroase ta kioku da Kouhaku bou Atama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Kodomo no koro Natsukashii Kioku
KARE toka no tokini Gin no SUPUN meni ate
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (wasurete ita ARUBAMU no uchi ni)
Ano koro ni wa (baka yatteru jibun) Modore nai (tomodachi to waratte)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Ima aitsura Doko ni iru no? Nani wo s___e iru no?
Kotae wa boya keta mama de
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika ni owa reru youni Mainichi iki teru

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

Kodomo no koro Yatta koto aru ne
Zasshi nitsuite kita SURIDI MEGANE kake
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Otona ni nari Wasurete ta kioku
Yomigaeru Azayaka ni Ude de ERU ji tsukuri
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Furi kaette mo (furubo keta nikkichou Hiraki)
Ano koro ni wa (iroase ta PEJI ni wa)
Modore nai (Hatsukoi no musune no namae)
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Tada ano koro Furikaeru Mujaki ni warae ta
Kegare mo shiranai mama ni
URUTORAMAN URUTORAMAN SEBUN

Demo ima ja sonna koto mo wasurete
Nanika kara nigeru youni Mainichi iki teru

Misugo s___e ta keshiki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa GURAFITI

Kimi gakure ta yuuki wa Okkusenman Okkusenman
Sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

>>281243030 (OP)
SAINT SEIYA
SHOUNEN WA MINNAAAAAAAAAAA
SAINT SEIYA
ASHITA NO YUUSHAAAAA
OH YEAHHHHHHHH

>>281243030 (OP)
Panic.

>>281245328
don't trip like Mio did

>>281243030 (OP)
No way! I can't sing! I'm not ready to. The Crowd is so big. I won't do it. I CAN'T DO IT! Here goes nothing. D-K!!!

>>281243030 (OP)
"Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, DIDN'T YOU??

>>281243030 (OP)
Uh.. uhh...

STAGE DIVE

What you calle the west is build upon christianity, this religion is not abandoned and there are no atheists. People don't realize that they are being christian as fuck because they haven't looked at the bible and have no examples of any alternative morality or society so they can't tell the difference. They can't tell that what they consider to be "normal with christianity on top" is in fact christianity all the way down.
What is your understanding of a good man? CruelStrong and GentleWeak depending on the situation, doesn't give in to the animal inside, sacrifices himself for those he loves, otherwise helps the downtrodden and fights for ideals greater than himself. Before christianity and the other jerusalem-bound religions this was not the heroic archetype and this is not what an asian man tries to be today, they have a different idea of what a good man ought to be like.
You're a protestant, you're a catholic or other, whether you want it or not. You don't have go get baptized but your entire self was shaped by christian ideals and your parents' as well. You can't excise this specific morality out of your understanding of the world. It is not deeply rooted in your mind, you are rooted in it and grew from the soil of that religion.
Thank you Afterschool Tea Time and for everyone's time. Enjoy their next song.

>>281243030 (OP)
>We're no strangers to love

>Man these people took my snacks from me
>Then they closed my club room down
>I got so much fun in me
>Got no way to get it out
>Think I'm stuck in the hallway
>Where the fuck's my giita?
>Yes I am a cuck I like when people hug on my 'nyan
>Thing shit that I'm postin' on twitter they tellin' me "yui don't say that"
>How keions can see me in public I'm drivin' in Sawachan's maybach
>With all of the money and fame I still cant get my snacks back
>With all of the money and fame I still dont get to eat my pastries
>Keions see my twitter but they dont see how I be feelin
>So I became a nazi, bitch
Yeah, I'm the villian
>Keion heil Mugi
>Keion heil Mugi
>They dont understand the things I say on twitter
>Keion heil Mugi
>They dont understand the things I say on twitter
>All my keions nazis
>Keion heil Mugi
>Keion heil Mugi
>All my Keions nazis
>Keion heil Mugi

>>281243030 (OP)
bituchu ai amu sugoi

>>281243030 (OP)
"Uh, hello?"

WRIST CRY, WRIST CRY
WRIST CRY, WRIST CRY
WRIST CRY, WRIST CRY
WRIST CRY, WRIST CRY
WRIST CRY, WRIST CRY
WRIST CRY

Yell "nigger" as loud as i can. Breath deeply. Do it again even louder.

>>281250354
Giddy up!

>>281243030 (OP)
I WALKED 47 MILES OF BARBED WIRE
I USE A COBRA SNAKE FOR A NECKTIE
I GOT A HOUSE ON THE ROADSIDE
MADE FROM RATTLESNAKE HIDE
I GOT A BRAND NEW CHIMNEY UP ON TOP
MADE OUT OF A HUMAN SKULLLLLL

>>281243062
why do

>>281243030 (OP)
YARU NARA IMA SHIKA NE, ZURA
YARU NARA IMA SHIKA NE, ZURA
JOOI GA JOY, JOY GA JOOI

>>281243030 (OP)
take the mic, of course, it would be rude to refuse.

>>281243030 (OP)
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYH6DV03qTU

HEY SPACE LADY

>>281243030 (OP)
If I could be a nigger for a day
I could live my life the free and easy way
I’d take from uncle sam and let the white man pay
If I could be a nigger for a day

>>281243030 (OP)
>be me
>an introvert
>not autistic, just dont like to interact with people that often
>be at a party
>because social nagging and I can endure 3-4 parties a year
>there was the era of the music games
>OP's situation materializes
>try to refuse politely
>NO! YOU SING MOTHERFUCKER
>h-h-hey, I have a shitty voice (lame excuse, i know)
>Drunk dude insist, and tries to mock me
>stares are now on me, introverts worst nightmare
>Blood starts to boil, but get a epiphany
>malicious compliance!!
>ok, dont complaint later, I said
>being a teen, my voice was already changing
>use that to my advantage and sang in the worst way possible
>song ends
>PHEW that was a blast!! right guys?
>Some have guilty faces, some are in visible discomfort
>Ok who's next!?
>Someone takes the mic
>I say to the smugly: Let me know when my turn comes!!
>Never got the mic again
Ahhhhhhhh, sweet freedom

>>281244298
Man this hit harder than expected the first time I saw it.

>>281243030 (OP)
TOUMA TOUMA TASUKETE TOUMA!

>>281254531
HELPU ME TOUMA!

>>281243030 (OP)
BERZERKER!

>>281255602
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK, BERZERKER!

HOLD ME NOW
CUZ IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKIN
MAYBE SIX FEET, AINT SO FAR DOOOOOOOWN

>>281243062
no

>>281243291
basado ano

>>281243030 (OP)
shove it up my bum

>>281243030 (OP)
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

"I'm a terrorist straight from hell!"

>>281243030 (OP)
https://youtu.be/iyHa6VfNPR4?si=srM7ms6GtuxG_1EL

Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm one-hundred-percent nigga

>>281243030 (OP)
is Yui the most easily fuckable of all keions?

>>281243062
peropero

kick her in the balls

>>281243030 (OP)
*breathes in*
NIGGGGGGGGGGGEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
*Crickets*
Thank you

>>281243030 (OP)
BABBABOOEY BABBABOOEY HOWARD STERNS PENIS BABBABOOEY

Don stepped outside.
It felt good to be alone.

I GOT MY REAL SIX STRING
GIITA ON MUGI'S DIME
ALWAYS PLAYED IT ON MY BED
WAS THE YEAR OF 2009

>>281243030 (OP)
>RapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRapeRape

>be me
>brother has some weird school trip where everyone has family or friends write a letter and they read it out loud in front of the class
>forget what I wrote but somewhere in there was like "lol this is the perfect oppurtunity to say "PENIS PENIS PENIS" isn't it?
>they don't read it
>I get in trouble
what the fuck, everyone would have laughed

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to own a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick,
from the world's tiniest tadget to the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake!
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock,
you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock!
But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dark,
and you won't
come
back.
Thank you very much.

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER

>>281252169
op op op op
oppa dandy style

Faster than a bullet
Terrifying scream
Enraged and full of anger
He's half man and half machine
Rides the Metal Monster
Breathing smoke and fire
Closing in with vengeance soaring high
He, Is
The Painkiller
This, Is
The Painkiller

Comin' out of my cage and I've been doin' just fine
Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all
It started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke and she's taking a drag
Now they're goin' to bed and my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head, but she's touching his

[Pre-Chorus]
Chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

[Chorus]
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

[breathes in]
Deemon wa taigai inu no furi o shite kinjo no kodomotachi o mihatte irun da
ki ya kusa to hanashi o suru ko wa otona ni naru mae ni dokoka e tsurete ikarete shimau
kouen o shujin to sanpo suru dekai inu no furi o shite deemon wa kodomotachi no koto
mihatteru shirabeteru abunai kodomo o sagashiteru
mihatteru shirabeteru abunai kodomo o sagashiteru
Tokyo-to Kokubunji-shi zaijuu S-moto-san chi no chounan Kezuru-kun
go-sai no tanjoubi o chokuzen ni hikaeta sen kyuu hyaku nana juu ni nen kugatsu futsuka gogo
ie no mae de tanpopo no kuki o saki hiraki kawakasu tochuu de yukue fumei to naru
roku jikan go buji hakken sareta mono no kare no henka ni kidzuita mono wa dare mo inakatta to iu
soshite go-nen soshite juu-nen soshite juu-go-nen
[breathes again]

>>281244179
I BE THE BODY DROPPER
THE HEARTBEAT STOPPER

>>281243030 (OP)
KAORU NATSU KAZE NI SASOWARETE
KASUMU SHINIGAMI MO NAITE ITA
HAJIMARI NO AIZU GA TODOROITE MUSEBU HIKOUKIGUMO

>>281264559
HEISOKU TO SEN NO YOMAIGOTO DE
MAWARU UNDA SEKAI GA OWARU MAE NI
YUME NO NAKA SAE MO ZUTTO, YAKITSUKETAI NO

>>281264576
https://youtu.be/OKSmPbb3ov4
Go listen to it, best cover version

>>281243030 (OP)
EVERYBODY CLAP, GIMME A BEAT!
I SAID CLAP, GODDAMN IT.
TOGETHER NOW.
YEAH!

THERE'S A DESTINATION A LITTLE UP THE ROAD FROM THE HABITATIONS IN THE TOWNS WE KNOW. A PLACE WE SAW THE LIGHTS TURNED LOW, THE JIGSAW JAZZ AND THE GET FRESH FLOW PULLING OUT JIVES AND JAMBOREE HAND OUTS. TWO TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE. BOTTLES AND CANS SO JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS. JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS!

>>281243030 (OP)
What's the deal with isekai food?

>>281243030 (OP)

>I NEED TO PEE

I wouldn't say anything
I would listen
And that's what no one did

>>281264740
kek'd

>>281243030 (OP)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING
BUT I SURE KNOW WHERE IVE BEEN

>>281243030 (OP)
George Bush doesn't care about black people

>>281243030 (OP)
Ahem...stsk stsk... Fuck dubs, fuck streaming distributors. But most importantly, fuuuuuuuuuck azusa. She ruined the whole everything

>>281243030 (OP)
DESU DESU DESU DESU

>>281243030 (OP)
I LOVE CUNNY UOOOOOHHHHHHH

ahem
IF YOU HAVE THE POWER - USE IT TO KILL THEM ALL
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE THEM CRAWL

Big titie shitty bang bang sittin' on a dick
tryin' to play a pimp by the fifteen clicks
hoes play with me weekly
so I'm down wit hoe play with my pee pee
Eazy muthaphukkin' access
saggy baggy ass pants for a happy ass bitch
ho ho ho to the ho and the cloe
ski to the E or a piss in the snow
I take a hoe from the show to the mo' to the flow
to the inches where mo' now the hoe is gotta go
pussy just as hairy as a panda, pink and peppy panther
panty expander, tricks lick long while I lap long hard and fast
while I'm dippin' hunnies ass, throwin' harder with Barbara
seein' sexy with Betsy, gettin' ready for Betty,
I hit the hooker heavy

>>281243030 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga1nLKVlRs

>>281243030 (OP)
>what do?
https://youtu.be/6Xp1kpfkmJs

>>281243030 (OP)
LISTEN TO MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

>>281243030 (OP)
Fap

>>281243030 (OP)
Nope.

https://youtu.be/G13JKn-8NvE?si=5lwbHfi6qyC77MQw
AAAAAAAHHHHIIII AAAHHIIIIIIEEEE AAAHHHH EEEEHHH AAAHHHHHHH

>>281243030 (OP)
DOIN' YA MOM,
DOIN' DOIN' YA MOM

>>281243030 (OP)
I hate niggers, I hate Jews
I hate spics and Arabs too
Go ahead, and try to sue
I got cash up the wazoo

I had anal with your mum
Fucked her like a porno star
Then Moon Man’d that hoe
In the backseat of my motor car
Took her out to Mickey D’s
Filled her up with STDs

>>281268117
based brainbombs poster

Can you feel life movin' through your mind?
Ooh, looks like it came back for more, yeah!
Can you feel time slippin' down your spine?
Ooh, you try and try to ignore, yeah!

But you can hardly swallow
Your fears and pain
And you can't help but follow
It puts you right back where you came

Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way

Woah-oh-oh-oh yeah


Can you feel life tangle you up inside?
Yeah, now you're facedown on the floor, oh!
See upcoming rock shows
Get tickets for your favorite artists

But you can't save your sorrow
You've paid in trade
And you can't help but follow
It puts you right back where you came

Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way

Hey, woah, woah, oh yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

There's a face searchin' far, so far and wide
There's a place where you dreamed you'd never find
Hold on to "what if"! Hold on to "what if"!

Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way
Live and learn!
Hanging on the edge of tomorrow
Live and learn!
From the works of yesterday
Live and learn!
If you beg or if you borrow
Live and learn!
You may never find your way

Live and learn!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Live and learn!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

>>281243030 (OP)
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST~

>>281243062
seductively?

IIIIIIIII
WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
I WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS
I WANNA FUCK A DOG
(THAT'S RIGHT KIDS)
IIIIIII
TRIED TO FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS
I TRIES TO FUCK YOUR DAD IN THE ASA
BUT I COULD ONLY FIND THE DOG
AND HIS ASS

>>281243030 (OP)
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

>>281282215
Anyway, here's Nyanderwall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk5cuDMADrI

>>281282215
>>281282354
RASTAS

>>281243062
brick it

>>281243291
push it up your bummies

>>281243030 (OP)
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more
Woman done left and took all the reasons
I was workin for
You better not try to stand in my way
As I’m walking out the door
Take this job and shove it
I ain’t workin here no more

>>281282354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGm_lCNbEdc

Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Two trailer-park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING I CAN

>>281243030 (OP)
I see no, hear no evil
Black writing's on the wall
Unleashed a million faces
And one by one, they fall
Black-hearted evil
Brave-hearted hero
I am all, I am all I am
I, I, I, I am
Here we go, buddy, here we go, buddy
Here we go, here we go, buddy, here we go

>>281243030 (OP)
https://voca.ro/17FvVyZSKijD

>>281243030 (OP)
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ph99lEPFhcLz/

>>281282215
Play Smoke on the Water next.

>>281243030 (OP)
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY-

>>281250345
I'm faceless in this kind of situation
I know what you are playing
Trying to drive me crazy

>>281243030 (OP)
who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you could blow?

>>281243030 (OP)
FENIS MONJAAAAAAAAA

>>281300253
kek

>>281243030 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou3uDkWO-Rk

>>281243030 (OP)
Saraba~
Chikyuu yo~
Tabida~tsu fune wa~
Uchu~u senkan~
Ya~ma~to!

>>281248315
Got a giggle

>>281291389
I like how she genuinely enjoys the way Yuno sang it.

>>281305218
Miya is her biggest fan.

>>281305036
I think I've heard that.

>>281243030 (OP)
INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY
PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

>inhale
>Okay, so I'mInLoveWithTheGirlWhoWorksAtTheStoreWhereI'mNothingButACustomer!!!

>>281243030 (OP)
put it in her ass

>>281312124
Anon go to sleep.

>>281243030 (OP)
uhhhhh
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>281243030 (OP)
shove it up her cunt

>>281312780
you matter

>>281243291
anon moment

>>281243614
Moments before disaster.

>>281260282
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm two hundred percent nigga!

>>281243030 (OP)
>what do?

>>281243030 (OP)
try to sing Linda Linda by the Blue Hearts

>>281313442
:)

>>281244179
Based

>>281243030 (OP)
First they take my kids from me

>>281243030 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIoUjdBgyO0
>>281243291
In new vegas you can accidentally eat the NCR emergency radio