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What is chuuni sex like?

>>281285509 (OP)
That's an oxymoron

>>281285509 (OP)
Unimportant unless it’s with Shinka or Kumin.

>>281285509 (OP)
Tight

>>281285604
It's okay to think about having sex anon.

>>281285509 (OP)
probably like sex with other middle-schoolers. idk, does feeling entitled make you better or worse at sex? probably worse right?

>>281285509 (OP)
salty coins and milk

there was a widespread chuuni research poll in Japan that showed 15% of chuuni lost their virginity to another chuuni before high school, and another 6% lost it to a high schooler before they reached high school age themselves. The worst part is 3% more lost it to adults..... manga and anime make a lot more sense now.

>>281285782
>The worst part is 3% more lost it to adults..... manga and anime make a lot more sense now.

>>281285509 (OP)
I want to find out. Deko is so sexy, I'd fuck her until she couldn't stand.

>>281285604
I'd fuck all 3 of those vixens.

Dekomori sexomori

How do you know if you're a chuuni?

>>281285509 (OP)
Probably like normal sex but with far more autism

I want to cum in Kumin

>>281287431
She’d just sleep through it…

>>281285543
you are a moro

>>281287410
If you have to ask...

>>281285604
Threesome magic battle with Rikka and Dekomori while Nibutani watches and jacks off to it with Kumin sleeping through the whole thing.

>>281287431
Comfy cuddly sex sleepy sex with Kumin.

>>281285782
first time I've ever wanted to be a minority

>>281288486
That's what she does in most of the Kumin doujins
It's part of the appeal desu.

>>281287431
you cant, she belongs to me

>>281287431
YOU WANT TO

>>281285509 (OP)
"I put on my robe and wizard hat."

>>281285509 (OP)
Silly, full of puns, and deep embraces with lots of cute kisses.

>>281285509 (OP)
You have to call out your moves as you do them.

DEKOMORI DEATH

>>281292867
To her pussy and butthole when I'm done with them.

>>281285876
Those petite curves are absolutely divine.

>>281285782
you talking about all 2nd grade middle schoolers or chuunibyous specifically?

>>281285509 (OP)
Goku

>>281285509 (OP)
Broly

>>281293361
she is SO fucking flat...

>>281285509 (OP)
Gohan

>>281293361
What curves

>>281285509 (OP)
Pretending you have a big dick

Sexomori.

>>281295036
>>281295060
>>281295173
The cuck trio.

>>281288825
Imagine her tan after this

>>281285509 (OP)
She would immerse us in some chuuni lore like we are on a mission, and every time some genuine expression accidentally leaks out, she switches up the plot to divert the attention, which happens about every 15 seconds.

>>281297766
Every thrust and cum blast is described as a magic attack resulting in a pregnancy spell.

Dekomori is very underrated. She looks a bit goofy with her usual hairstyle, but she is incredibly gorgeous otherwise.

>>281285615
dekomori is very tight

>>281294581
it was all middle schoolers in Japan, so 12-15yo.

>>281287431
she's out of your league, anon

>>281298162
canonically she's hafu, right? also really smart for her age.

>>281300050
>also really smart for her age
It's been so many years since I watched this, but I do recall them saying something about her being smart.

I want Chuunibyou to have a crossover with Angel Beats. They both have comedy elements so it could work.

>>281285509 (OP)
who is the top

15 years...

>>281287410
when your powers activate

>>281295073
Her golden ratio butt is even more erotic to me. Just look at those hips. A girl that petite being so curvy is absolute pure sex.

>>281300116
She's the top of her class. Her scores are even higher than Nibutani's, which always gets under her skin. She's actually really mature beneath all of her goofyness. It's why she always dropped the pigtails and acted more proper she had to speak on the podium.

>>281298162
Long hair Deko is gorgeous. The dichotomy between mature long hair Deko and cute and funny gremlin Deko with the pigtails and exposed forehead is just amazing.

>>281285509 (OP)
Sex destroys chuunibyou.

>>281300050
Canonically she's nothing. She's a "canon foreigner" in the trope sense, as in she's the invention of KyoAni and never appeared in the original works. If the anime ever mentioned her being a hafu, I didn't catch it, but that would be the only place that information would have come from.

>>281304254
>but that would be the only place that information would have come from.
Not him, but she has blonde hair and blue eyes, which is a trope anime uses to stereotypically depict foreigners. Think of the manager from Blend S.

>>281304035
what does this mean?

>>281285509 (OP)
https://exhentai.org/g/829720/3513624b8c/

>>281299994
Not when she's asleep.

>>281308132
That's not very wholesome, anon.

>>281307192
good chuun

>>281287410
iykyk kek

>>281285509 (OP)
>My fortress is being assaulted
>The gate is being penetrated by a gigantic battery ram
>The enemy keeps slamming into my gate, prying it opened with all of his might
>He showers me with arrows all over my walls and towers
>His catapults and trebuchets are draining all of my resistance
>And now his battery ram has successfully reached my deepest part, his soldiers making ways for him to enter my inner sanctum
>I am but helpless against him, naked as I am, vulnerable as I am, fully submitted to him as I am
>And so he claims me, my all being shall be tainted by his color, his smell, his lust
>Forever

>>281285509 (OP)
chun

>>281308587
It'd be mean to wake her up. She likes her naps.

>>281312357
Shut the fuck up. Don't you dare do that to my Kumin.

Chuuni sex is like heroin but 10x better.

>>281310749
Saved my masterpiece fanfic from the last thread for future copypasta activities.

>>281285543
moronoxy

>>281312454
I'll cum in your Kumin

>>281285509 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU6Ef70mCKg

>>281313345
kek

what are Chuuni threesomes like?

>>281314702
Non-existent

>>281301517
They fight for dominance