Thread 281301960

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>281301960 (OP)
*plaps*

lol faggot

>>281302051
that would make you sound mad

>>281301960 (OP)
Okay, but I will be the woman.

>>281301960 (OP)
>Mating press

>>281301960 (OP)
complete anal obliteration

>>281301960 (OP)
I'd tell him to take girl pills

>>281301960 (OP)
Just hit him with one of these.

>>281301960 (OP)
If he looks that cute, he leaves me no choice but to impregnate his boywomb

>>281301960 (OP)
Sorry, I'm already dating my little sister.

>>281301960 (OP)
uuuh that's not allowed, haven't you read the bible? lmao idiot

>>281301960 (OP)
NO WAY FAG

>>281301960 (OP)
do confessions work irl?

>>281302913
Depends on how old you are and who is your target

>>281301960 (OP)
>Implying he isn't a girl

>>281302951
Wearing a skirt does not make you a girl, anon.

>>281301960 (OP)
>manga then
>manga now

>>281301960 (OP)
Sodomite. You'll be burned at twilight .

>>281303305
Evangelion was 30 years ago retardbro

>>281302141
this

>>281301960 (OP)
>dark skin
Why are americans like this

>>281303350
kek

>>281301960 (OP)
I already fell for this. I expected cute BL and got tranny shit instead.

>>281303863
there's more? mangadex only has 2 chapters

>>281301960 (OP)
It's funny how I crossed with this and was thinking "nice another cute gay femboy manga".
Then some pages later FEMBOY goes fully tranny just so the guy pays him attention...

>>281304634
Koisuru (Otome) no Tsukurikata does the same thing but he stays as a femBOY

>>281304675
That one is good.
Love how past a point femboy doesn't even needs to do much because MC already finds him breedeble even without the cute clothes and makeup

>>281303081
hahaha what a weird image, source?

>>281302104
You should compare dicks before making that decision

>>281302913
Apparently they do in my country

>>281301960 (OP)
>just so you know, this isn't gay ok?

>>281301960 (OP)
I've had that happen to me, as in I was the one confessing
The friend told me to not worry, and that many great men were gay, like Alan Turing
Sadly you'll naturally slowly drift apart after something like this, don't confess

>>281306076
Why did you like him?

>>281306076
>Uses Turning an example
I'm like half sure that was some threat.

>>281306086
he was very feminine

>>281306118
how much feminine?would you plap?

>>281306170
well yeah of course
I even lived with him a bit during uni, but was too scared to tell or touch him
kinda sounds like some bullshit BL manga plot but with an unsatisfying ending
after years finally managed to end the mountain of feelings by that one confession and I was finally set free to live my own life, so maybe do confess if you're stuck I guess idk

>>281302913
yes if you follow rules 1 & 2

>>281306284
All those years and you still thought he was into men?

>>281301960 (OP)
no way fag

>>281306383
and yet I've never seen him be into a woman

>>281306076
i confessed and we're still good friends
skill issue

>>281306471
Most femboys are just straightfags that want to date women.
They're basically the metrosexual of our era.

>>281306284
>tfw also like my straight friend from uni
Life is pain

>>281306471
oh man, I don't openly lust after women or talk about them around my friends, I wonder if one of them is gay for me.

>>281306118
Wait, then the guy that rejected you was the femboy, not you?

>>281308637
Are you a femboy?
If the answer is yes, then the answer to your question is probably also yes

>>281302913
For someone who browses /a/? Probably not

>>281308822
Yeah, at least in my eyes
the dude even watched ballet to fall asleep, that's the softest thing I've ever seen anybody do

>>281301960 (OP)
No Way, Fren
I then proceed to encourage him. He is a good man and will make a good husbandfor someone, someday.

>>281301960 (OP)
Only if he tops

>>281306471
A good chunk of men these days don't bother pursuing women. It's not indicative of much.

>>281301992
slaps

>>281301960 (OP)
You can tell a female made this.

>>281301960 (OP)
silent

>>281301960 (OP)
I need you to put this dress on.

>>281301960 (OP)
Hardcore gay sex.
Look, I like boys who look like girls.
It's time for FUCK

>>281301960 (OP)
I'm flattered, but unfortunately homosexuality is gay, so I must decline your advances.

YES WAY, FAG!

>>281301960 (OP)
if that happened to me i would be more than a little mortified

it can easily fuck your relationship with a friend so by default i'm going with a hard no. i'd probably end up drifting away from them over time because people are dumb sometimes and unrequited romantic feelings are hard to move on from

i'd probably say smth like 'uh... i'm really not the best person for that, i don't want to ruin our relationship though so i'm sorry'

I'd give it an honest shot, I'm bi anyways, kind of a twink and a manlet yet for some reason only girls approach me never guys.

>>281301992
pragnants

>>281301960 (OP)
boymarriage

>>281313544
>>281313544
That's a bit weird. Do you think they're dommes looking for a cute submissive boy to femdom?

>>281301960 (OP)
No way fag

>>281301960 (OP)
Weird shit like this actually happened more often than you'd think but usually, it's the bigger one doing the confessing

>>281303460
The first dude is just pure-blooded Jomon.

>>281301960 (OP)
"It would likely never work, even if it wasn't the issue that we are both men, there is the issue that we are both bottoms."

>>281314999
The Jomon had a shorter stature than continental East Asians actually. In fact variations in mean height among Japanese regions somewhat correlates with Jomon ancestry percentage

>>281315149
Just double dildo it you fucking faggot

>>281315149
He's actually a top that scrapes the ground, I've seen his type before.

>>281301960 (OP)
That's a girl, isn't it?

>>281316333
When he's wearing a skirt, sure.

Why is chad friends with some effeminate manlet beta "male"?

>>281308969
You missed your chance anon.

>>281318560
do you want me have raped him or what

>>281318611
According to my yuri manga rape is always the answer, so yes, you should've

>>281304675
>Koisuru (Otome) no Tsukurikata
This work is MEGA gay.

How do people get aroused by other men? That's kinda gay.

>>281301960 (OP)
"Sorry, I like girls and futanari"
>>281302913
Only when you're a teenager. When you're an adult it's kinda cringe.

>>281318408
The effeminate manlet is clever and has a dick size worthy of admiration

>>281319127
>"Sorry, I like girls and futanari"
This but unironically.

>>281302051
This kek.

>>281319018
Little boys, boys, men, older men are the best.

>>281301960 (OP)
Wtf he became trans for the brown boy?

>>281302913
Yes, but only to people with depth, like if you're gonna confess to the hot stacy at work, she's gonna laugh in your face cause she's only used to men straight up asking for her number, dates, etc.. not some creep going "Stacy... I've had feelings for you since forever..."