Thread 281314648

RESPECT elves

>>281314648 (OP)
She needs to teach Stark a lesson

>>281314648 (OP)
no

Sex slaves don't need respect.

>>281314648 (OP)
... AND demons. Let's not be bigots.

>>281315446
This, demons deserve fair treatment like the rest of us

>>281314648 (OP)
>respect cocksleeves
No

Why, when even elves don't respect themselves?

>>281314648 (OP)
I don't think she's prepared for the level of respect I'm going to give her.

LOVE ELVES. LIKE ELVES. SEE AN ELF DANCING FROM ACROSS THE FOREST IN THE SPRINGTIME AND GIVE CHASE. BE IN AWE AT ELVES. ASK ELVES TO TEACH YOU TO DANCE. DATE ELVES. WOO ELVES. HOLD HANDS WITH ELVES. HUG ELVES. TEASE ELVES PLAYFULLY. GO ON WALKS WITH ELVES. PICNIC WITH ELVES UNDER A SUMMER SKY. PLAY THE HARP FOR ELVES WHILE THEY DANCE. MEET ELVES' PARENTS. BRING ELVES TO MEET YOUR PARENTS. ROMANCE ELVES. FALL DEEPLY AND HELPLESSLY IN LOVE WITH ELVES. BUY ELVES AN ENGAGEMENT RING. PROPOSE TO ELVES IN THE MIDST OF AN AUTUMN PAINTED FOREST. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. PLAN A WEDDING WITH ELVES. MARRY ELVES AS THE FIRST SNOWS OF WINTER DESCEND. KISS ELVES. LOVE ELVES. JOIN FAMILIES WITH ELVES. HONEYMOON WITH ELVES. HAVE SEX WITH ELVES. DEEP EYECONTACT WITH ELVES. HANDHOLDING WITH FINGERS INTERLINKED(INTERLINKED) WITH ELVES. WHISPER "I LOVE YOU" TO ELF-WIVES. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. HEAR ELF-WIVES WHISPER IT BACK. IMPREGNATE ELF-WIVES. START A FAMILY WITH ELVES. BUILD A HOME WITH ELVES. LIVE WITH ELVES INNAWOODS. FARM WITH ELVES. RAISE ANIMALS WITH ELVES. COMFYMAX WITH ELVES. RAISE HALF-ELF CHILDREN. LOVE HALF-ELF CHILDREN. TEACH HALF ELF CHILDREN ABOUT THEIR ELF AND HUMAN HERITAGE. BRING HALF-ELF CHILDREN'S ELF AND HUMAN GRANDPARENTS TO VISIT. BRING ELVES FLOWERS. GO ON DATE NIGHTS WITH ELVES. NIGHT DRIVES WITH ELVES. RETURN HOME TO HALF GROWN HALF-ELF CHILDREN PLAYING GAMES AND MAKING DINNER AND LAUGHING TOGETHER. SILENTLY LEAVE THE HALF-ELF KIDS TO THEMSELVES AND RETREAT TO THE BEDROOM WITH ELF-WIVES. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. KISS ELVES. FALL ALSEEP WITH ELF-WIVES. WAKE UP TO ELF-WIVES MAKING BREAKFAST. HUG ELF-WIVES FROM BEHIND AND KISS AND SMELL HER NECK WHILE SHE KNEEDS DOUGH. DANCE SPONTANEOUSLY WITH ELF-WIVES IN THE KITCHEN. BREAKFAST WITH ELVES. LAUGH WITH ELVES. TALK WITH ELVES. BE HAPPY WITH ELVES. TEACH HALF-ELF CHILDREN THE SONG AND DANCE THAT MADE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEIR ELF MOTHER. NEVER STOP LOVING ELVES.
TOTAL. ELF. LOVE.

I respect elven cuteness.

>>281314739
>you're counting?
I mean to her it fel like you called her a hag yesterday

>>281314648 (OP)
CUMMING
DEEP
IN
ELVEN
PUSSY

I can't respect someone who is weak to anal.

elves are my weakness

>>281315446
Dwarves and elves are more similar to human races than demons

I like elf

>>281314648 (OP)
if elves are elves and humans are humans and elves are not humans then why should they have human rights?

>>281314648 (OP)
You mean respect your elders?

>>281314739
well isn't she old?

>>281316864
She will cry if you call her old again

>>281316891
>threatening crying again
isn't that getting old?

>>281316864
she's like a teen, maybe a young adult at most by elf standards

>>281317079
she's 1000+ years old
she's older then most countries. she's fucking OLD!

I only respect proper elves

>hahaha, 80 year old elves are the same as 7 year olds how wacky
This implies elves are profoundly retarded with severe learning disabilities OR humans are peerless geniuses who are the supreme power on Earth

So which is it, lolicons

>>281316864
that's 3 Stark

The shota demon should have asked Frieren when she was in lockup why she accepted those humans piling on her. That must have seemed incomprehensible to him, like zero-magic humans showing dominance / disrespect towards a mage who appeared to have a century's worth of magic aura. A demon could understand tolerating that for one reason or another, but to go along with it all the way to being thrown in the dungeon would seem absurd him.

I'll respect them if they stop showing off their gross feet.

From what I can tell, elves just want to be impregnated. Doesn't matter from what. Orcs, humans, demons, whatever.

>>281317323
She should show her asshole more

>>281317312
I would argue that demons never lie; they always are truthful and honest about their intentions. Just because you fall for their tricks doesn't mean they were lying, you were just too stupid to remember that the demon wants to kill you

a beast does not lie; it simply is true to its nature and you cannot be upset at an animal that follows its true self.

>>281317341
it's a meme based on a real book

>>281317341
>you cannot be upset at an animal that follows its true self.
Yeah I can. If a bear ate my Mom I'd understand why but still kill and hate the bear.

>>281316441
Post the original space elf!

Calm down they're just humans with weird ears.

>>281317449
and much longer lifespan
and elf autistm

>>281317449
and narrow vaginas
>Crushed_Penis_Manga_Panel_that_I_keep_forgetting_to_save.png

>>281314648 (OP)
i DO NOT respect fascist, genocidal maniacs

>>281317312
Will she rape me

>>281317449
She has elf mood swings

>>281317521
I find these hilarious

>>281317847
The arms crossed smug look makes it

>>281317847
Frieren should waaah more

>>281317952
it's not every day that a grimoire with the spell that gets rid of sock fuzzies burns away in a fire.

FEED elves

>>281318106
She should watch her diet at her age

Elves are made for human men

>>281318135
Costco hotdogs exclusively.

I have this qt sitting on my desk

>>281314648 (OP)
Made for creampies
Made for eternal love
Made for ME and no one else

>>281318106
Feed Elves Hankborgers.

>>281317952
She only uses her ultimate on special ocassions

>>281318106
Feet elves

>>281320133
Um...!

>>281316312
Calm down, Beren.

So....how exactly are mages any different from demons in their current representation in the manga? Both mages and demons have their their unique individual specialist magic. Humans can theoretically learn other types of magic but this is hardly ever shown -- no different from demons with the introduction of Macht. Isn't the difference now entirely biological now? Demons are longer-lived humans with horns and a lack of empathy aren't they?

Elf milk.

>>281319204
cute
CUTE

>>281321078
Also curses, only demons can do those.
How are curses different from magic?
Oh you know.
Also I think cleric magic is humans only.

They also function pretty different socially from humans but that's complicated to explain

>>281314648 (OP)
No

>>281314648 (OP)
No, disrespect and kill all elves

>>281319204
She is indeed qt
I went to look for some Frieren figs in a shop near me today but they only had the Fern one
Might just order this new one online instead

>>281321275
what does rancid aura smell like?

>>281321852
Stunk should fuck fem Zel

>>281321275
I didn't realise elf feet smelled so badly

>>281321215
I liked how Serie was able to reverse Mach’s gold curse. Why? Because ancient humans didn’t understand anything about magic so it’s a mind-over-matter thing lol. It takes a 100 years to learn so I guess ancient humans lived for over a century. The mangaka has given up on trying to write an actual magic system and just made it into Fairy Tail.

>>281323120
Just like fairy tale.
Or lord of the rings

what a few weeks without Allen does to a bitch
god I hope this doesn't go the casca route

>>281314648 (OP)
but i do respect elves.

Deedlit, Pirotess, Kuroeda, Frieren, Zelda (even tho arguably the hylians arent elves, just humans with pointy ears), Marcille, that desert Kamen Rider elf from Red ranger... they are all nice

but High Elf Archer and Emilia can go eat shit.

>>281324052
>High Elf Archer
Honestly one of the dumbest elves around, actually playing the whole "elves stay in puberty for like 3000 years" thing entirely straight
She's like 2000 years old, posesses zero wisdom and gets constantly outsmarted by 16 year old human girl with a weak bladder

>>281321078
Demons eat people

>>281314648 (OP)
>Knife-ear propaganda

>>281317485
>“Legolas stirred in his boat. ‘Nay, time does not tarry ever,” he said; “but change and growth is not in all things and places alike. For the Elves the world moves, and it moves both very swift and very slow. Swift, because they themselves change little, and all else fleets by: it is a grief to them. Slow, because they do not count the running years, not for themselves. The passing seasons are but ripples ever repeated in the long long stream. Yet beneath the Sun all things must wear to an end at last.’”

https://youtu.be/u3EBlmzb9ds?si=-2cy2_PGoDAWWEsW

>>281314648 (OP)
1000 years old, still loses to human cock

L

>>281326290
ove

I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>281327120
Do you wanna fuck him?

>>281327136
Please do not lewd the Mare

>>281318106
EAT elves

I'm breeding knife ears and you can't stop me!

>>281327179
Why not?

Post elf sex lore

>>281326290
F

>>281314648 (OP)
I am going to grope elf ears

>>281327665
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>281328629
Dark elves, best elves.

>>281314648 (OP)
No.

>>281328985
Marcille's outfit in that doujin was amazing.
Needs more elves being corrupted into succubi.

>>281314648 (OP)
>respect elves

>>281328985
there's no point in sex with a mule

>>281314648 (OP)
I'm respecting that booty

>>281314648 (OP)
But why

>>281329540
Looks respectable.

you love the abh empire right /a/

>>281329806
No need to be rough.

>>281329952
I need to read her series

>>281314648 (OP)
Massive fat ears.

The only reason I was able to watch Re:Zero is because Subaru is hopelessly afflicted with (half) elf love despite her being insufferably retarded

>>281330197
anon, this is a blue board

>>281314648 (OP)
HARD not to

>>281330385
paladin girl a best as it should be

>>281329946
Perfect.

>>281330140
Dont make fun of her ears

>>281330622
is this rape?

>>281328629
E

>>281316312
Keep your cool Aragon

>>281330405
Damn I hope there's lot of VANTABLACK in S2

>>281326290
You called?

>>281326290
manga version was better

>>281328985
>The Nature of Middle-earth
chapter/page?
gotta check this out, as a researcher

>>281334652
crooked toes

>>281334797
>Wet shirt elf women chess
Why isn't this an olympic sport?

>>281314648 (OP)
No

>>281334797
Don't recognize her. Azur Lane?

>>281314648 (OP)
come to think of it from the elves perspective human men have no standards whatsoever and would gladly jump on the ugliest girl in the village.

>>281336018
probably Saren? Does anybody even remember what she is from? Just Saren

>>281314648 (OP)
Elves are made for goblin and orc cock.

fuck all this MUH SORROW OF THE ELVES shit
imagine even pretending that living for a long time is in any capacity a negative, or that it somehow makes you unable to gauge time, the most fundamental concept of reality there is
especially when it is used as one of the stupider angles to claim that the grapes of immortality are sour anyway

>>281314648 (OP)
no respect for the elf

>>281315990
that's not respect Anon, that's masturbation!

>>281314648 (OP)
Elves grooming shotas

>>281336660
>or that it somehow makes you unable to gauge time
Just you wait until you wake up one day and your 20s are over, anon. You look in the mirror and you're pic related. Your back hurts. Your feet hurt.

Dragons are infinitely better.

>>281336660
You're definitely a zoomer. Once you get older you'll see for yourself that time starts to fly by.

>>281330104
elf needs rough

>>281317847
>>281317521
Boy the writer really thinks adult women throwing tantrums is funny

>>281317303
Dunno, I liked the old (literally made before it was popular) taiwanese doujin more.
Gotta read it with lens one day, as raw it looked funny with the sort of somewhat meshi-like humor.

>>281338214
Why? The joke is only used once, isn't it?

>>281338214
it's not funny, it's terrifying

total elf reproduction

>>281338143
>>281337995
if you don't want life to pass you by, try to not get bogged down by soulcrushing routine sadly even "try" is not always an option, but life's a bitch
no shit time flies when you're doing nothing but waging or neeting the days away, gotta do something, anything, that you are not used to, if you don't want tomorrow to feel like yesterday

also: neither that nor the notion that a single year represents ever decreasing fraction of your life is really explored by the boo-hoo life2long wankers
unless frieren actually introduces a decrepit wageslave elf that was a geriatric old man for the last 500 years, i suppose

>>281339388
Frieren fails to get attached to her companions she goes on a 10 year adventure with because 10 years is less than 0.1% of her lifespan. She only starts realizing they were precious to her after they get old and start dying. Also she did neet around for about 500 years in a forest prior to the plot of the series.

Read the manga before bitching.

>>281335887
total dwarf correction

>>281314648 (OP)
The bitch in your opening post has done more to discredit elves in media than any before her

sex with nominally respected elves

>>281339489
Elf/Dwarf hate memes are stupid.

Tolkien didn't mean it like some universal cultural/racial trait, yet all sorts of lame copycats pick exactly that to dwell on.
Though I guess it has become an internet fanclub/tribal shit thingy now.

>>281314648 (OP)
But they're so goofy looking.

>>281339388
>no shit time flies when you're doing nothing but waging or neeting the days away, gotta do something, anything, that you are not used to, if you don't want tomorrow to feel like yesterday
Anon you perhaps haven't realized that no matter what you do, whether your life is a varied carnival circus of excitement and adventure, or a boring salaryman sludge, or even a perpetual NEET rotting away in bed, life is too short and time speeds up the older you get.

When I was young, sitting in class for a few hours felt like an eternity. Now in my mid 20s, weeks go by in the blink of an eye. In my 40s, that same phenomena will extend to years, and by my 60s, decades. You can't stop it.

>>281339587
>internet fanclub / tribal thingy
Listen brother, they're just hot. Atou is my wife. Can you blame a man for believing so?

>>281339644
I meant, larping as dwarves (or that Elder Scrolls homodude) and posting "I haet elves" has

>>281314648 (OP)
This isn't an elf. This is an autistic retard with pointy ears.

>>281339689
I can't imagine why anyone would ever hate elves

>>281339740
that goes for many things, but you have folks that are edgelords, contrarians, clinically stupid, or [all of the above]

>>281339819
>Echidna the perv feeding up little brat Alleyne so that her tits are bigger 1000 years old from now

based

>>281339481
>Read the manga
dropped it fairly early, so no comments on how deep the introspection gets down the line
>she did neet around
in other words: after doing fuck-all for a large part of her conscious life, she struggles to appreciate time spent needed to accomplish something noteworthy
not exactly a rebuttal

>>281339611
>life is too short
which is precisely why i brought up sour grapes in the first place, i believe elves and immortals are the most tone-deaf way to explore human mortality buddhist view on "natural cycle of life" is also often reframed to make any attempts at prolonging life immoral
death is inevitable, true enough, but that need not be true in fiction, which is why it's silly to offer eternal youth and finger-wag about its downsides
the knight in seventh seal wanted not to escape death, but to postpone it, and don't we all?
>no matter what you do
have to disagree on that
it's easy to retrospect and realize how much time passed since this or that event, so long as you operate in huge school-work-child milestones
but if *NOW* is not something you're experiencing with a glazed look on your face out of sheer repetition, then it's good

>>281339950
This is a direct quote:
>also: neither that nor the notion that a single year represents ever decreasing fraction of your life is really explored by the boo-hoo life2long wankers
>unless frieren actually introduces a decrepit wageslave elf that was a geriatric old man for the last 500 years, i suppose

So I explained to you that it does directly address it. Also I don't believe you even started reading it, since the things you said are not done are mentioned in the first 2 chapters.

best elf always

>>281340125
That hat was lowkey genius, goes so well with her

>>281339967
>does directly address it
that's the key anon, i am the sort of nerd that is not satisfied until there is a monologue explicitly expressing character's musings
the reader understanding that the big adventure was a miniscule part of the elf's long life is not "exploring" that element, but adding it to the pile of SHE IS OUT OF TOUCH AND OUT OF TIME theme, and that is not enough for me
my point is that all the bitter tears and farewells don't feel like an inevitable tragedy inherent to elven condition, but direct consequence of poor decisions

>>281340259
You're such a "nerd" that you drop a series in the first chapter and then complain about what you assume to be its message and themes without ever reading it.

The manga never tries to point out that a long life is worse than a short one or that elves are "cursed" for being almost immortal. This seems to be a hang-up you have from reading other series.

There's literally no reason for Frieren to tolerate her and her companions being targeted by the Empire. She's an Elf with over 1000 years under her belt including defeating the Demon King, the plotting of whoever it is in the Empire would just be trash to her. There's no reason why she wouldn't go the leadership to demand an explanation and show them the original form of Zoltraak if they can't give her a satisfactory answer.

>>281340526
>The manga never tries to point out that a long life is worse than a short one
Yeah and I think it's framed as positive thing if anything, so many times they tell you how times change and getting to experience this change is a good thing, I seem to remember a character explicitly say this to Frieren (possibly Flamme) and that being an elf allows her the privilege of witnessing so much of it.

They also never try to accumulate grief onto her due to how long she lived. Something that would be very easy to do, she's sad about one death primarily and and about Flamme, but even the later seems to be something of the past now. So they keep it to human relatable amounts.

>>281339913
>ZERO
>ZERO
>ZERO
>ZERO
>ZERO
>ZERO CORRECT PUSHUPS HAVE BEEN PERFORMED, YOU DID NOT MAINTAIN A STRAIGHT LINE FROM YOUR HEAD TO YOUR ANKLES, RETURN TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AND YOU WILL RETAKE THIS EVENT

train me harder Alleyne

Imagine having such powerful aura that light cannot define your features yet people know you sneer at them in superiority

>>281314648 (OP)
>RESPECT elves

>>281316938
Never underestimate salty elf tears

>>281314648 (OP)
I do! They're cool!

>>281340610
She's not looking for trouble, she just wants to get along on her adventure but people keep dragging her into their shit.
The only reason she hasn't walked away from this is because she recognises the forces behind this all represent a genuine threat to her masters legacy.
She's trying to figure a peaceful way out of it all, and if that's not going to happen she said she might just have to kill them

>>281340610
speedreader-sama, it's not the empire doing this

>>281314648 (OP)
i do respect them

elf respectance

>>281334652
No stupid elf! You're supposed to be raped, not the other way around!

>>281314739
what lessons

>>281343871
what's inside

>>281343919
special elven potion

>>281343919
Chocolate. Japan has an annual humiliation ritual where the girls at high schools have to present chocolate to the boys they like, leaving thousands of unpopular boys traumatised and leading them to grow up as hikikomori.

>>281320479
What's this from?

>>281344511
rad ranger

>that episode where Frieren clears out an elderly woman's basement in exchange for a boob mogging spell
Loved that one

Why doesn't Japan have respect for elves?

>>281344961
>t.

so is n*ldorfag really gone?

If female elves are that autistic how much autism a male one would have?

>>281345970
never gone, just wait for the mynoghra thread

>>281314956
Twiggers are made for breeding

>>281347031
twiggers?

>>281347086
Twig niggers, are you fucking retarded?

>>281347264
creation of esoteric neologisms and expectation of others to understand them is a common symptom of schizophrenia

>>281347264
Drop dead

>>281347391
gorgeous elves

>>281339587
In the character intro of Lodoss LN v1 (originated from D&D campaigns played by Ryo Mizuno), he wrote Deedlit hated dwarves, back in 1988
Blame Ryo lol

>>281345970
naldor?

>>281345831
real elves?

what would Feanor think of Frieren?

>>281348422
They wouldnt get along

>>281348422
She'd hate him

>>281341607
Thread blessed

Sorry but I like my elves MEATY

>>281348422
He's too busy seething.

>>281348976
What compels elfs to worship a human god?

>>281349088
Fat

>>281338214
Women take pride in wielding their emotions like weapons

>>281349168
Sex

I am a healthy young man. I want to take a walk in the woods, but there is an all female dark elf village smack dab in the middle...I should be all right, yeah?

elf on a date with her gf

>>281352076
abusive relationship

>>281345831
>>281348265
most of those manga/anime are made to appeal to otaku and teen boys
of course the elves are just cheap fap material
put a female elf on the cover=$$$

>>281352109
srsly
aura needs to escape while she still can

>>281352204
>anime made to appeal to its audience
Oh no how terrible what happened ooooh nooooo

LOVE ELVES

>>281352401
>ts audience
>Oh no how terrible what happened ooooh nooooo
would never happen to me, because I have standards and don't waste my time watching/reading trash

>>281352076
>>281352109
>>281352253
Frieren has gone from hater to obsessive Aura fangirl, this will not end well

>>281352076
Is this game even worth playing just for the Frieren stuff?

>>281352429
>their ears are wrong
Sasuga drawtard

>>281352682
Can you actually buy these horned hats saying AURA?

>>281352921
Yes

https://www.fanfans.com.tw/products/frierenbeyond-journey-s-end-ass40022

>>281348422
muh rocks

How about some reciprocal respect?

>>281346232
I checked once and didn't see him there. Or his bara reaction pics
>>281345970
I'm for noble and tasteful elf sexualization but KEK

>>281353719
Can't even do a fairytale story without heavyhanded racism and colonisation metaphors. I despise the West and everything it stands for so much.

>>281316343
I love this erofu

>>281353987
Probably got a heart attack from all the Atuu sexualisation

>>281354255
Yes

>>281354255
the author crossed the line between funny and way too gross, for me

>>281352485
>I have standards and don't waste my time watching/reading trash
You're on /a/ though.

I desire an Otaku Elf Gamer GF.

>>281340733
Erufus with huge tits have different rules.

Can't do the chin--on the floor style of pushups, tits don't clip into the floor IRL

>>281355627
This might shock you anon, but tits tend to flatten against hard surfaces.

>>281355703
Relatively speaking. Squeezing huge bazonkas like that still have leaves quite the thiccness to them. All that mana is not compressible.

I can't respect Frieren, she's just too silly.

>>281356025
I have no idea what you just tried to say. Use google translate next time.

>>281356176
"have" shouldn't be there, I was not paying attention. If you can't read it without this profound insighht, you are a clinical imbecile.

>>281339644
>>281339740
Atou isn't even an elf. She's an abomination/sludge tentacle monster.

I would still smash sludge monster pussy, but you guys should face reality.

>>281356221
Your post makes no sense with the "relatively speaking" first of all. You don't "relatively" flatten. Tits are just squishy adipose tissue. Have you never squeezed tits or seen natural tits be squeezed in a video? They go completely flat if you press them and offer little resistance.

>Average elf woman > Average human woman
Simple as.

Built for BIG HUMAN COCK.

>>281314648 (OP)
>RESPECT elves
This one is making is difficult to

>>281356343
>there was that 1990s OVA where a human boy knight couldn't fuck his elf wife because she was too tight

a different, more refined era

>>281356532
>I was waiting for the night gown succumbing to gravitational force in the webm
Frieren's frierens are so small they exert negative gravitational force

>>281356051
Standing missionary with Flamela in the dungeon.

>>281356561
Only 90s elf I clearly remember is crest of the stars?
I think there was an elfish ear woman in tenchi but she had sex also she's like space pirate or something.

Anyways, meta back then was space-space-space with everything including elves I guess. Now it's all isekai shit so they are 99% in medieval fantasy rather than space.

>>281356738
Elf no Wakaokusama
>https://anidb.net/anime/851

>>281321136
>milk
truly amazing

What games does she have on her Steam Account?

>>281314648 (OP)
I keep reading it as RESPEC
Primalist best class

>>281352896
they're reverse cross dressing

>>281347031
>twiggers
kek

>goto rule 34
>frieren
>dark_skinned_male
yep. its fappin time

>>281316312
TEL

>>281355691
>>281359188

>>281358950
Elf slave .: When my dad came back from the war he gave me an elf slave prisoner.

>>281331681
Anon you broke the rules! It says no reuploading!

>>281331681
>Friern manga does elf earmuffs: cute but kinda shallow

>Dungeon Meshi does earmuffs: actual thought put into it

>>281360226
of course it is, 1024x1024

>>281360341
(and the hands)
I saved some in the era of peak Bing, because they were funny.

DO IT FOR HER

>>281356561
Yeah
And her name literally was MILF

>>281314648 (OP)
No.

>>281362287
>ass knife
>ear ass
What are these expressions supposed to convey

>>281362462
we need a ngubu-american to english translator

>>281362462
>ass knife
everywhere knife. Maximum knife for moar ATTACC

>>281362462
Easy.
Ass knife refers to a special knife used for assassinations that is easy to conceal in your rectum.
Ear ass refers to the fact that elves do not poop, but instead secrete the byproducts of their digestion with their earwax.

new bratty elf

>modern
>military
>firearms
bleh, wasted potential

who was in the wrong here

pussy status: used

>>281359543
>>281360226
This is my elf! Man, she's popping up in a lot of different boards.

>>281319204
please shows us her soles please

>>281366039
cheers fellow (ex?) slopper
I mainly worked for the Covering Elves in Honey industry
Still amazing how many defects those pics have kek. The artstyle aping ability of Dalle3 was doing HEAVY lifting to make it still fun.

>>281366354
Nah, I still gen, I just don't post much these days. I'm about 10k+ images genned of just my elf, and about that many of other characters.

>>281314648 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/we5n35.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/04lwiy.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0jsy8m.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/bee7la.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/8i3p8x.jpg

>>281366387
Should try what the thing does these days. Crazy how long it is since it launched.
The best time to waste time on it was probably the start though, getting lewd elves out of it probably only gets harder and harder with time.

>>281366491
Oh, I never even tried to get lewds from it, just cute. Closest I get to lewds is seeing her feet.

>>281366491
>at one point, "post-coital" was not blocked
heh

>>281366445
I cannot coom to Frieren because she is much more cute than she is sexy.

I guess that's proof I'm not a pedo.

>>281359928
Awww man, so sad Marcille didn't wear those in the sixth level. Well, the Lion kinda give her earmuffs when he changed her outfit.

>>281366445
NOOOO RESPEC ELVES

>>281367103
>Ear muffs to hide her halfu ears she may be conscious about
>FEET WIDEOPEN EXPOSED

>>281367130
no one should ever abandon their class to respec to elf.

the orc onahole debuff is not worth it

>>281367387
>not playing as elf that took 1000 big hardcore respecs
elf goes to all fields

>>281367476
>elf goes to all fields
shit, misclicked and missed THE one

>>281367506
Sauce on the elf in this image?

>>281347909
Noldor I guess.

>>281368399
Thank you, dubs of help

God I wish cute high level autistic female elven wizards were real..

>>281314648 (OP)
Or what?

>>281360226
/v/eddit

>>281370093
Made for orc cock

>>281316864
nah, by elf standards she's like in her early 20's at most.

Serie has lived probably at least a 3 or 4 times longer. Serie would probably be considered old even to elves. I imagine she would be anywhere from 3 - 4 thousand years old, making 60-80 years old in human years.

>>281314648 (OP)
Anon, I'm going to impregnate elves and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>281348622
It would be pretty funny to see a setting where the orcs are so fucked up is because of systematic sexual abuse.

>>281367506
>>281368399
>>281370080
>>281370093
>>281370559
Sui inspires a need to breed her stronger than I can recall other elves.

>>281371231
The Good Orcs Day kinda touches on that.
https://mangadex.org/title/4809e31f-7644-4d09-80e1-7d634d0f0ccd/good-orc-day

best kage elf

>>281314648 (OP)
no, breeding only

>>281372760
The duality of elf

>>281372760
this dumb bitch deserved to be gobbed

>>281373075
Imagine liking human food so much that your nose falls off.

This thread sucks
What happened to this place

>>281321275
isn't that the guy who fucked the elven ambassador's grandma

from now on im pickup up new seasonals if theres prominent elves or elf like creatures.

>>281372760
Finally something else than muh OMG nip human kun cooking sugoi, we would never think of cooking tasty food!

elves aren't attractive

>>281374396
lustful elf should have been the main girl

>>281362276
>And her name literally was MILF
Please understand, it was time before the El___ & Sylph___ standard got adopted in the industry.

>>281375728
>El___ & Sylph___
This is how you can instantly detect slop without even watching it.

>Be an elf
>Be immortal and predate humans
>Just by existing they automatically become more wiser, skilled and wealthier than any human could achieve in their lifetime
>It's just logical their race should hold all the administrative political and military power of the whole world
>Become a whore or sex slave to humans
Really japan?

>>281314739
If Elves have no sex drive, Frieren shoudn't care if shes old or young.

>>281376196
If I had a penny for every wrong assumption and false conclusion in this post, I could buy a sandwich.

>>281375063
>they breed like rabbits
stopped reading right there

>>281375728
>>281375870
"Mylph" is close enough to Sylph

>>281376401
I don't think you need a sex-drive to be self-conscious about being old.

>>281376196
>hold all the administrative political and military power of the whole world
>rocks and oaths assburgers
>atlantis

>>281376196
To be fair there is that thing that:
>the male elves will be just as arrogant
>they can likely discern the age of each other and chew each other for that
>you will be an average fish in the elf pond no matter what you do for hundreds to thousands of years
Goind to a human settlement means your age is irrelevant to a bonus because the youthful appearance is constant, they will have humility or arrogance will be something cute coming from someone less than 100 years old and your average is already high ranking for human standards by default because they won't have the same practice in archery or spells unless they are outliers or min-maxed autists.

>>281376196
It's like the Asari from ME, going through a whore phase is just part of their lives.

>finally shows up in water mage for more than 20 seconds
>show gets delayed by a week right after
damn elves...

elf was thicc

>>281376196
Whites conquered the world. (elfs are northern euprean btw)
Doesn't change the fact that millions of Whites were Arab sex slaves.

>>281370093
Saved this thanks.

>>281381034
Northern Europeans are irrelevant self-loathing cuckolds who all together number less than the population of Paris.

>>281314648 (OP)
This is the most emotion I've seen Frieren show since Himel funeral.

>>281381665
>Northern Europeans are self-loathing cuckolds
True, they literally have no idea that they are superior.
>Northern Europeans are irrelevant
How? They invented the vast majority of everything.
>who all together number less than the population of Paris.
They are a world minority, yet they conquered the world.

>>281381762
What did they even invent? Lego? Tuborg? What did they conquer? Finland?

>>281381917
>>281381665
You're confusing northern with nordic.

>>281381945
The artist really went to shit later on.
It's interesting the plots went south just as the artstyle, obesity clearly isn't good, heh

>>281381917
Ohhhhhhh, you were talking about just Scandinavians.
Yea I guess you are right for the most part, Scandinavians didn't do too much.
I was talking about Germanic people as a whole.
>What did they even invent
Scandinavians on a per capita basis have probably done more for math and science than any other group of people on the planet.
>Besides maybe Jews in all honesty

>>281317323
i don't think im into feet ironically anymore guys

>>281381984
Not in the least.

>>281382116
Only an ignorant burger would call Germany "northern European"

>>281382400
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Europe

>>281382486
This is bullshit. England is a million times closer to France and Holland than to the nordics.

>>281382699
Yeah, but it's about how close they are to the north pole.

>>281382816
Then Russia is the ultimate Northern European country.

>>281383210
Debatable because depending on where exactly Europe ends, either it or Norway has the northernmost point, but a bunch of it is definitely in north-east Europe.

>>281379720
I want to be shrank smaller than Aloe and have her bully and tease me with her cute feet

>>281383210
>had actual vikings and wasted the opportunity
>became literal mongol-reject shit
>keep gobbling the shit with gusto, literally the 20 year old meme
>proud of eating the shit
I prefer to think it's Asia. Ural just got lost and placed itself one sea off.

>>281383318

>Europe

It's Eurasia.

>>281385390

>tfw 20cm

>>281385434

>blonde hair
>green eyes
>best girl(s)

Always.

>elf fight
>extremely important FAT ass panel

>>281386619
It's emphasizing her powerful glutes before she runs (realism)

>>281386734
The artist is showing us their thick thighs and ass so a sit-rise from a kneeling position makes sense

Where are the knife eared women at?

It's good to be king bros

>>281387387
I'm starting to think the artist has an elf fetish

Why are Elven girls such footsluts, /a/?

>>281314648 (OP)
Elves are for protect and care only.

Goth Elves > Dark Elves

>>281355703
>flat elf justice

>>281317336
nice feet

Frieren needs more bullying.

mmm börgir

I love Elven feet so much.

>>281383318
Norway doesn't even come into consideration, the dispute is between Russia, Greenland and Canada (I guess you could could Greenland as Denmark... for now)

>>281383359
I literally can't imagine what kind of cuckold retard would want to be European in 2025

>>281390723
I still can't believe there was a time I dreamed of traveling there. Hell I can hardly believe it used to be a 1st world nation.
How the hell did it get to this deplorable state?

>>281388317
Now I know what my disease is called.

>>281390723
>I literally can't imagine what kind of cuckold retard would want to be European in 2025
Ask any Russian that makes more than minimum wage and you'll have your answer.

>>281390723
Greenland and Canada aren't in Europe.

>>281314648 (OP)
any good anime to respect them in? not lodoss/frieren/meshi

>>281383318
>where exactly Europe ends
the Caucasus

stupid Frieren made me an elf pussy lover

>>281314648 (OP)
>knife ears

>>281391499
LotR is the best because all the elves either die or fuck off

>>281391711
You can tell this slur was made up by a non-racist by how weak and inoffensive it is.

>>281391499
Apocalypse Bringer Mynoghra is a new one with erufu

>>281391742
Earliest I know of its use was in Dragon Age: Origins.
Human slurs are way better
>>281355801
>dire halfling

>>281314648 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg

>>281390559
I love Frieren's.

>>281392828
This.

>>281392302
sauce?

>>281391742
True, calling them "dagger eared freaks that betray" sounds better.