get off /a/ and unpause your show, anon.

>>281324425 (OP)
it’s not unpaused I just haven’t started it yet

>>281324425 (OP)
For the first time this season I'm up to date on the 26 shows I'm watching.

>>281324425 (OP)
you'll never make me actually watch anime.

I mean this genuinely, I have never paused an episode I started for any reasons other than real life emergencies or having to take a massive shit suddenly.

>>281324425 (OP)
Never

>>281324425 (OP)
who the fuck actually watches anime and posts on anime forums
if i were watching anime i wont be on /a/

>>281324425 (OP)
Touché.
But it's also a sign people do that in the first place. I never had to pause Lycoreco.
In modern isekaishit, I can tap the skip forward button to finish an episode in a minute, and not miss anything.

>>281324425 (OP)
once i made a screenshot and came to /a/ to a thread to post it, but then i got spoilered, so now i always watch an episode untill the end and post on /a/ after that

I generally don't pause anime. Sometimes something will come up in an episode that I feel like looking up, and I know that if I wait I'll probably forget about it. So I'll pause then but typically I'll open up a new browser window to avoid seeing any /a/ tabs or other tabs that might distract me.

>>281324425 (OP)
I'd rather read eromanga

>>281324425 (OP)
I watch two shows at the same time, each at 0.75x speed so I can keep up with the sub's. I never pause outside of emergencies because it is a hassle.

>>281324425 (OP)
>watch 3 anime episodes in a hour
>or watch 1 anime episode in a hour while browsing 4chan
Which one brings you the most joy?

There are millions of anons live now who are too proud for dubs but are so bad at moon that if they look away from the screen they miss a subtitle line and are completely lost

>>281326741
My moon is now at a level that I can get the gist of most stuff without subtitles. This does not apply to jargon heavy infodumps.
I then tried to watch the evening NHK news and I was completely lost. The speed, tone and obviously jargon/vocab is entirely different.

>>281326630
not sure if you're efficient multitasking pro level anime watcher or retarded

>>281324425 (OP)
I'm trying to finish Nukitashi VN now that the anime is airing, it goes so fucking slow, now I remember why I dropped it.

>>281327389
I have a compulsion, I get a sense of satisfaction from seeing my "watched shows" number grow. I'd watch it at regular speed, but I can't keep up, like, I can read the subtitles of both shows at that speed, but it doesn't give me enough time to mentally contextualise them with the corresponding show.

>>281324425 (OP)
it's a compilation movie so I get to pause every 20 minutes

mono was so good

it called mono because it had a single good episode

>>281324425 (OP)
Can't do that.
I must lurk this website forever instead.

>>281327966
it is supposed to be an entertainment

I stopped to look something up about a character, I don't even know how I ended up on this website. Are you my grandson?

>>281328589
4u

>>281328610
Yes
Henlo gamgam i love you <3

>>281324425 (OP)
but I'm at a cringe/embarassing moment and I need a bit more time to calm myself down

>>281324425 (OP)
no, I am reading a LN right now

But I just finished rewatching Akira again.
I gain more appreciation for it each time.

I haven't watched anime in a while. I feel bad pirating it and can't afford to buy it either.
Also if I go back to watching it I'll want to learn Japanese again.

how the FUCK did you know

>>281334129
>anki
You will never learn Japanese

>>281324425 (OP)
My Texas anime isn't paused.

>>281334651
Nuh-uh! I'm halfway though my 1.5k deck!

>>281334651
>being this butthurt at someone learning a language
end your life already

>>281337763

>>281324425 (OP)
no
>Frieren ep.25 is paused since 2024

>>281324425 (OP)
I just downloaded all of Keroro Gunsou.
I'll start eventually I swear!!!!

>>281338897
>I'll start eventually I swear!!!!
Start right now!

>>281324425 (OP)
>unpause
this was in my open tab. i was gonna go play games and eat lunch thoughbeit. got sucked back into /a/ anyway.

>>281326213
>I can tap the skip forward button to finish an episode in a minute, and not miss anything.
i only watch about 50 percent of seasonal isekais. and i don't speedwatch like that.

i skip all OPs and EDs unless it's BANG DREAM or Eminence In Shadow.

>>281326741
i read faster than i listen. and dubs a shit. i rather read woke CR subs than woke amurikan shit dubs.
and MUSE SEA subs.

>>281324425 (OP)
>just started Kizetsu Yuusha tonight because I saw a pic of one of the girls with massive titties
>it's actually a good anime and I'm having a laugh
Feels fucking good man. Oppai never leads me astray

>>281338953
forgot pic. ISEKAI OF SEASON, other than Apocalypse.

>>281339017
>Oppai never leads me astray
horrible. but the MC is just like me! respecc wahmen!

>>281339021
This is not Deconstruction, its just straight up parody.

>>281339038
it's not a parody if it's sincere.

>>281324425 (OP)
episode comes out tomorrow

>>281339037
>but the MC is just like me!
Are you one of those autists that can't separate reality from fiction? Can't help but self insert? Fucking sad man. I don't know why you'd admit that on a public forum, but I guess I'm proud of you for being so brave.

>>281339021
Yooo are you fucking serious? A fucking vending machine dungeon crawler? I'm adding that shit to the list. Fuck yeah. Now we just need Isekai Transporter to get a good adaptation

>>281339053
> Doesn't understand what Parody is.
You can have sincere parodies and that's 100% a parody right there. Deconstruction is No Game No Life and Re:Zero Kara.

>watching anime

>>281339096
>No Game No Life and Re:Zero Kara.
NGNL is basically /tg/ gaming cafes in isekai. meh except for the wincest. i can't tell if it's deconstructing anything at all?

Re:zero is lol cringe. but issit deconstruction? timetravel/groundhog's day concept is old as fug. weak pathetic MC? done before, yes. rare in isekai, also yes, but is that deconstruction? given that the Honda MC actually does get stronger and wiser with each timeloop, it plays out like many isekais where the MC starts out weak and became OP.definitely not a deconstruction with that POV.

>>281339089
>Isekai Transporter
there's already a thai manga for that. but mods ban SEA manga....

>>281339077
fat bastard is just like me! except i am a skeleton.

>>281339252
Its quite often referring to other isekais "those other heroes always wanted to go back." etc, quite deconstructive, the fact that they don't have any cheat skills aside from gaming prowess is pretty much deconstructive in an essence, most isekai gave their protagonists OP powers. Re:Zero Kara is probably one of the first few that did the whole loop-back time travel thing after death. Subaru doesn't get stronger with each timeloop, he just knows a bit more about the world, Subaru never becomes so OP he could ever solo anything, he has to rely on others to do that for him.

>>281339305
>Subaru never becomes so OP he could ever solo anything, he has to rely on others to do that for him.
Talker guild leader is a deconstruction then.
And loli girl who picks up trash.

>>281339298
Actually I'm the guy from Sokushi Cheat who can instakill everyone standing in his way and has a hot pigtailed gf who falls for him.

>>281339360
>And loli girl who picks up trash.
I'll have you know Beatrice does not appreciate being characterized in this way, I suppose.

>>281339360
> They have a cheat skill.
> They can't rely on the cheat skill to win the day but on others.
> They otherwise play the genre tropes straight but with twists.
> That amount to basically look how silly and choleric this thing actually would be.
That's deconstruction. Konosuba is more like Satire of the genre for example.

>>281324595
fucks sakes anime now too?
remove fucking kebab

>>281339485
Turks already have excellent representation in anime, anon. There's the kokiburi in that episode of Gintama, and this fucking king right here. Unstoppable.

>>281339485

>>281338128
俺が俺達がガンバレ

Make me!

>>281326213
i love spirit chronicles

>>281339017
it's fun

>>281340982
Agreed

>>281324425 (OP)
I finished today's six episodes hours ago. Would have been seven but Anne is on break. Now I'm very slowly playing ba to listen to each track as I go through it.

>>281324595
This season weeks are brutal, seven on saturday, eight on sunday, wednesday another eight, the rest of the days are at least three. Watching thirty shows this season has been a bit much some days.

>>281324425 (OP)
Alright, I'll try to browse /a/ only during the hours where the new seasonal episodes are released and finish my backlog in the meantime.

>>281324998
I'm going to miss Wada. I want to impregnate this dork. It's a shame her show is ending monday.

>>281324425 (OP)
Rock Is a Lady's Modesty marathons on AT-X Sir

>>281339021
Fatguy one is better. I'm watching both all three though. Grimdork elf needs more love.

>>281324425 (OP)
>implying im watching anime
Im just here to laugh at the current state of anime. God i fucking hate anime

>>281324425 (OP)
i refuse to get off and you can't make me

>>281341048
good taste

>>281324425 (OP)
no.

>>281324425 (OP)
I refused