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It's a bit too long to post, so you have to read it yourself, but here's a snippet of it.
AH, ESTEEMED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it is my great pleasure to make your acquaintance. Oh, who am I, you ask? My good sir or madam, you do make me laugh. Tee hee hee. Why, I am none other than Amaori Renako. Charmed, I’m sure.
What a delightfully beautiful day, is it not? Oh, how I do so love life. Such a treasure these November days are, as autumn flees and winter’s icy fingers creep in. On such a fine afternoon, as I walked along the side of the road, metaphorically skipping with glee (for I fear I cannot pull off the real thing), I contemplated my rare fortune.
My dear reader, I hear you asking, “Fortune? What the heck are you talkin’ about?”
Well… (Tee hee hee)
Get this: me ’n Ajisai-san kissed!
A while back, that is. But I was still on cloud nine. I felt like I had found a cheat code to keep my self-esteem stat at max permanently.
Mm-hmm. I paused to smirk at a passing shiba inu out for a walk with its owner. Then I clasped my hands together and begged the powers that be: Can I be post-Ajisai-kiss!Renako forever?
Yeah, whatchu lookin’ at, dog? You jelly?
I stopped to admire an ornamental camellia and gave it a tender smile. You know, shrub, you’re not so bad looking yourself, I thought. But compared to my lovely flower, the apple of my eye, my dear Ajisai-san… Oh, what am I saying? How foolish to even hint you might be equivalent! (Tee hee hee) Sowwy! Ell oh ell!
I twirled and danced down the street, wanting to shout I LOVE YOU, WORLD! the whole way. And then I arrived. At the place. Where. She. Was. Waiting. For. Me.
“Hey, what’s poppin’, Rena-chin? What madeja late?”
She = Kaho-chan, that is. A ticked-off Kaho-chan.
“I expected you ten friggin’ minutes ago!” she snapped. “Not like it’s the end of the world, but you could, like, shoot me a text if you’re running behind, y’know?”
I gave my hair a dramatic flip, flip
