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Anonymous No.281340165 >>281342340 >>281342423 >>281342718 >>281342941 >>281343417 >>281344398 >>281344436 >>281344771 >>281345317 >>281345437 >>281345539 >>281346221 >>281346300 >>281349038 >>281349255 >>281350796 >>281350992 >>281357086 >>281359270
Which one is (you)?
Anonymous No.281340246 >>281348310
Top left
Anonymous No.281341073
top right, I still have all my hair
Anonymous No.281341087 >>281341173 >>281345918 >>281359301
>turn 30
>can now self-insert as the old men in NTR
Anonymous No.281341173 >>281341351 >>281342414 >>281345918
>>281341087
I don't feel any older than 20, so I can't do it.
t. 32 year old
Anonymous No.281341351 >>281342459 >>281345918
>>281341173
I'm 23 and I already feel like a fat old ugly bastard.
Anonymous No.281342340
>>281340165 (OP)
me
Anonymous No.281342414
>>281341173
Been feelin same ever since I started taking fish oil supplements and doing daily exercises. Gonna sign up for manual therapy to break through decades of stiff shoulders tomorrow.
Anonymous No.281342423 >>281342450
>>281340165 (OP)
I'm bald 39 years old with a poor eyesight, so clearly I'm on the left.
Anonymous No.281342450 >>281342469
>>281342423
There is a difference between bald and balding.
Anonymous No.281342459
>>281341351
We all have a fat old ugly bastard inside us (doubly so if you're Shibuya Rin)
Anonymous No.281342469 >>281342517
>>281342450
Both are equally repulsive to women, especially zoomer women for some reason
Anonymous No.281342517 >>281342543 >>281342824 >>281344105 >>281345656 >>281345911
>>281342469
Nah, balding is especially unattractive. Bald with properly groomed facial hair and a good build commands respect on the other hand.
Anonymous No.281342521 >>281345610
Mid 40s browsing the u149 threads and the Kunoichi threads while currently in the middle of a boring online seminar with other old timers.
Keeps me sane from all these stress.
Anonymous No.281342543 >>281342625 >>281342798 >>281345911
>>281342517
In other words
>Just be tall and have a nice face bro
Anonymous No.281342625 >>281345951
>>281342543
And money.
Anonymous No.281342718
>>281340165 (OP)
Top right, hair and glasses
Anonymous No.281342798 >>281344883
>>281342543
I said neither of those things anon, stop projecting. Get fit and get your beard in order.
Anonymous No.281342824 >>281342838 >>281342857
>>281342517
>bald commands respect
LMFAO
Anonymous No.281342838
>>281342824
Bald with an aura of professionalism beats the "burn out salaryman" look every time.
Anonymous No.281342857
>>281342824
Unless you're a 12th century monk, bald is better than balding.
Anonymous No.281342941 >>281353563
>>281340165 (OP)
>early 30s
>skinnyfat
>balding
>somewhat feminine face
>big dick

I'm an unholy mixture of an ugly bastard and a twink
Anonymous No.281343417
>>281340165 (OP)
YES
Anonymous No.281343999
all of them
Anonymous No.281344105
>>281342517
this
oscar isaac in ex machina was really hot
Anonymous No.281344398
>>281340165 (OP)
Top right becoming bottom right, hoping to never get as bad as left.
Anonymous No.281344436
>>281340165 (OP)
Just bros being bros
Anonymous No.281344771
>>281340165 (OP)
Anonymous No.281344883
>>281342798
You mindsaid it
You can't mindsay things and then lie about it
Anonymous No.281345317
>>281340165 (OP)
Skinnier version of the guy on the top right. Also my hair still exists for now, so there’s that.
Anonymous No.281345437
>>281340165 (OP)
Anonymous No.281345539
>>281340165 (OP)
Anonymous No.281345610
>>281342521
I know the feeling
>t. was busy reading LNs at a previous job I had when I had nothing else to do and my coworkers were generally insufferable to interact with much
Anonymous No.281345656 >>281352110
>>281342517
Beard on a bald guy is the ultimate cope.
Anonymous No.281345810 >>281346808
all me btw
Anonymous No.281345911 >>281352110
>>281342517
holy cope
>>281342543
this
Anonymous No.281345918 >>281345957
>>281341351
>>281341173
>>281341087
Just become a traps
Anonymous No.281345951
>>281342625
And not being a shut-in that rarely ever gets out. Oh well the world abused me enough and made me this way…
Anonymous No.281345957
>>281345918
Do the words "twink death" mean anything to you, dumbass?
Anonymous No.281346221
>>281340165 (OP)
gentlemen, what are you currently squatting?
Anonymous No.281346300
>>281340165 (OP)
Bottom right impregnates his daughter in law right? He's my hero.
Anonymous No.281346808
>>281345810
Hey, I know you!
Anonymous No.281348310
>>281340246
bottom left
Anonymous No.281349038
>>281340165 (OP)
top left
Anonymous No.281349255 >>281353461 >>281359923
>>281340165 (OP)
Anonymous No.281350796
>>281340165 (OP)
middle
Anonymous No.281350992
>>281340165 (OP)
sauce
Anonymous No.281351306 >>281352170 >>281361298
Are there skinny ugly bastards?
Anonymous No.281352110
>>281345656
>>281345911
Cringe and alopeciapilled.
Anonymous No.281352170 >>281358949
>>281351306
Yes, me. 43 kg. But for some reason Japan doesn't make skinny ugly bastards or at least I can't remember
Anonymous No.281353461
>>281349255
muslceman
Anonymous No.281353563
>>281342941
You know what you must do, anon. Go out and cuck to the extreme
Anonymous No.281357030
all of them
Anonymous No.281357086 >>281359878
>>281340165 (OP)
Is it bad I recognize the series they're from?
Anonymous No.281358280
ALL ME
Anonymous No.281358949
>>281352170
lol wtf for real
Anonymous No.281359270
>>281340165 (OP)
>anon age 50, 30, and 40
Anonymous No.281359301 >>281362138
>>281341087
Anonymous No.281359878
>>281357086
not really
Anonymous No.281359923
>>281349255
Arakawa definitely had a type.
Anonymous No.281360911
im not any of them
Anonymous No.281361298
>>281351306
kek.
come to ask it.
where's skinny ugly bastard representation.
Anonymous No.281362138
>>281359301
this is cursed