Thread 281358843

>"""Grandma""" character
>Looks 26 at the most

>Grandma character
>Looks 10 at most
diamonds

>>281358843 (OP)
That's old enough.

>>281358843 (OP)
Japan is too afraid of drwaing actual milfs or gilfs even in doujins
Same with guys, you have "old" guys with grey beards that look like they are 40-50 and they are 25-30 at most.

>>281358843 (OP)
Is she Momo's maternal or paternal Grandma? Manga hasn't made it clear yet.

That's the point of the character, she's old as dirt but looks like a whitehaired smoking hot 20 something girl. I have no problem with that, rather with the people saying they like grannies now referring to a character that doesn't looks like one.

Congratulations on missing the joke, op

>>281358843 (OP)
They explained in part 2 that Hamon makes you look younger than you actually are

>>281359364
XD SO FUNNY
Where is the joke?

>>281359364
which is?

>>281359453
>>281359479

>>281359305

>>281359512
Where is the joke?

>>281358843 (OP)
Wasn’t it implied somewhere that she uses spiritual shit to look so young?

>>281359536
Your life is the joke

>>281359632
Guess there is no joke after all. You idiots need to stop calling everythig a joke. Just say it's part of the story/lore

>>281358897
Based and lolibabapilled.

>>281358843 (OP)
newfag

>>281359743
>Lolibaba
Is that some pedo cope like thousand year old dragon?

>>281358843 (OP)
Congratulations on watching your first anime, now fuck off and never come back.

>>281358957
to breed right

You can tell 99% of /a/ is just gen z now who think anything but current trend is icky and scream FBI at the slightest sight of a girl with small breasts

>>281358843 (OP)
too fucking old either way

>>281362428
They're like that because after getting brain washed in school to be woke, they gained nothing from all those years so they're inherently fucked for the future for house, job, etc market. If millennials get scraps, they're gonna get literally nothing. So what better way to bide their time is to force people online to accept their ideals?

>>281362783
Sure but I think it's also worse than that. Imagine being some retarded kid who's already halfway ruined by unchecked social media and smartphone use and then not being in school a couple years because of covid. A lot of them grew up inundated with weird porn and with no socialization with other kids. As a result they typically wound up as virgins with bizarrely specific tastes in disgusting fetishes or thinking they're asexual because they aren't into that shit but are surrounded by people who are.
Either way being too online and too isolated kept them from ever having a genuine attraction to a peer. It's why every generation until the zoomers thought they invented sex while zoomers think millennials did. They missed out on going through a normal puberty entirely.

>>281358843 (OP)
Add ten years onto that and then she's perfect.

>>281358843 (OP)
If Grandma had Momo's mom at 16, Momo's mom had Momo at 16, then she could still be smoking hot at 48.

>>281362783
>>281363042
As a millennial I can tell you zoomers are less irritating than millennials.

>>281362783
>saying woke without any irony and blaming schooling (???) for the raped to death economy

terrible, shitty poster, would not be allowed on 4chan when it was good. I'll take a thousand zoomers over you.

>>281359029
An "old" guy in anime has one or two grey hairs in his full head of hair, and a couple of lines in his face. He's also shredded. Basically a best case 35 year old in the real world.

>>281364875
>t. zoomer

>>281358843 (OP)
I want to marry her granddaughter.

>>281366202
Jiji...

>>281358843 (OP)
Probably She is an alien.

This world is obsessed with cocks and balls I hope the aliens genocide the planet.

Either she ends up pulling a Tsunade having some inability to maintain her youthful look and temporarily reverts to her true age, is genuinely some flavor of immortal, or is exactly as young as she looks and either she or Momo are the imposter grandmother/granddaughter, right now I'm guessing the latter

>>281358843 (OP)
>tfw you've been giving birth at 12 for 10 generations and your 16 year old granddaughter is still a virgin
>tfw you're actually fucking 40 now. FORTY! And you're not even a great grandmother yet
>tfw your own grandmother (64) is pressuring you to pressure her because she wants to see her great-great-great grandbabies before 70

>>281364926
you are obviously a zoomer, and not a woman, rope please
>>281364875
it's 50/50

>>281366191
>>281367292
Zoomers are dumb asexual brainlets sure but in a retarded puppy way. It's like you can't blame them, you feel nothing but pity. Millenials meanwhile are the most cucked generation full of ugly balding pot belly neckbeards with glasses that pretend to champion feminist causes for a crumb of pussy. You feel nothing but disgust.

>>281358843 (OP)
She legit looks like 14 or something in the bottom left. Top left is her best look though. Grizzled mid 30s female blacksmith look.

>>281358843 (OP)
So is there an in-universe explanation as to why she looks like that despite being a granny?

>>281367676
LMAO. Not wrong but are you sure you are not praising Zoomers a little too much?

>>281367926
Squats and teenage miko pregnancy.

Is there an in -universe explanation for why she and her niece wear stirrup thigh highs at home

>>281358843 (OP)
That Miko high ponytail and hair down is pure sex. They had to nerf her by giving her that weird top knot, else she completely mogs everyone in the show.

>>281358843 (OP)
16+16=32
“About 26” is valid. Some crazy bitches have kids at 13 or 14.

>>281358843 (OP)
>grandma at 26

Ideally you should have kids when you are 17/18 and be a grandparent when you are in your mid 30s.

>>281368512
I wonder if medicine, healthcare and age care has doomed us in the long run. Not sure how we're supposed to deal with aging populations and the expenses of having a family young. Wouldn't surprise me if children have higher chances of diseases and defects if you have them older as well.

>>281368554
It's mainly the fucked up economy. There's no way in hell an 18yo couple can afford to raise a kid these days.

>>281368554
>Wouldn't surprise me if children have higher chances of diseases and defects if you have them older as well.

This is a real thing thats well documented. Older men and older women both cause more chances for defects and other problems in the children they produce. Past your mid to late 30s the rates of defects due to your age just keeps going higher.

Its also harder for older people to get pregnant.

>>281358843 (OP)
she's probably going to be princess kaguya

>>281368577
>>281368610
Oh well, not my problem. Not like I can impregnate my cup of fanta.

>>281368554
The irony is that the age of puberty has gotten lower even as reproduction has declined. People, girls in particular, are ready to breed at younger ages than ever recorded in history, yet are having children later and later in life if they bother to have them at all. It's bizarre and counter-intuitive. The average first period for a girl used to be around age 16, now it's around age 11. Girls used to be married around 16, now they're having children in their late 20s and 30s and never marry.

Grandmother pussy hits different

>>281368662
>age of puberty has gotten lower
Better nutrition/growth factors (bad) in the food we eat
>ready to breed at younger ages than ever recorded in history, yet are having children later and later in life if they bother to have them at all
Birth control+social norms telling them to "experiment" before settling with said birth control enabling it
>Girls used to be married around 16
Illegal now

Everything is designed with purpose and isn't to benefit the regular citizen.

Dandandan sucks. Its jim carreys the mask but if it were a jap shonen

>>281369561
Why did you say something good as evidence that it sucks?

>>281368577
It's less the economy and more the decadent lifestyle the global north chooses to lead; immigrant families living under the same economy have as many children as they always did and they make do by not wasting all their money on doordash and plastic butts

>>281368370
It'd have to be 16+16+16.
Woman A is 16 when she has her child, Woman B.
Woman B is 16 when she has her child, Woman C. Woman A is 32.
Woman C turns 16. Now, Woman A is 48.

DDD feels like some sort of Meta show at this point
The characters are awkwardly forced together as if the author doesnt care about it
the characters are met with lolrandom challenges that are overcome due to lolrandom
the grandma looks like a hot anime girl because isnt that just so goofy. The battle tactics are just stuff happening with no grounding to reality.

I dont get anything out of it. I guess I could avoid masturbating for 3 days and pretend the mc being stripped to her undies is "hot".

>>281358843 (OP)
The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Yes. That's the point. In fact, that's referenced directly more than once in the series.

>>281370227
it is both. immigrants also leech off the systems paid for by the native taxpayers, abusing food banks, welfare, medical and school systems they do not pay for.

>>281358843 (OP)
Y NO LES COMPRARE SUSHII

>>281370454
>immigrants also leech off the systems paid for by the native taxpayers, abusing food banks, welfare, medical and school systems they do not pay for.

I was wondering how this lie keeps spreading, but I know. It is required.

>>281371120
I hear it's a difference in countries
The American system barely takes care of its own citizens; immigrants here have no choice but to bust their ass

>>281358843 (OP)
There are actual old and middle aged ladies in the series (vamola's guardian, kita matriarch, non-cat turbo granny). But none of them have majority spotlight because then you'd get people whining that they have to see wrinkly women all the time. So you can shove them into flashbacks or turn one into a cute mascot or show them as antagonists you don't have to deal with for more than the length of an arc or two. Simple as.

>>281367926
The implication is that spiritual shit slows aging. Manjiro is 36 and looks no older than the rest of the gang.

>>281359305
>that’s the point of the character
>to be an ancient hag who miraculously looks like prime womb

Wut.

>>281371120
>import a pajeet code
>does a shit job but still gets full pay
>look at how much the pajeet contributes
>don't mention the 6 dependents that he brought
that's where the problem lies
if it where guest workers coming and working that would be good for bothe the guest worker, his home country getting remittances and the host country
but now you gain one worker that might outperform (never mind the hordes of gig economy pajeets everywhere) but all the dependents they bring over bankrupt the host country because it takes several workers in a welfare state (and the US one too) to cover the cost of one dependent

>looks 26
Well, in Japan years this means that you are basically dead, just like in porn any actress past 30 is already considered a MILF.

>>281371120
I'm sure the illegals are overpaying their taxes, lmao.

>>281372070

>Manjiro is 36

She can't be Momo's bio grandma then.

Even if it was multiple teen pregnancies where she had her daughter at around 15 and then her daughter had Momo at 15, Momo would still only be 6 years old.

>>281371120
>immigrants - including undocumented immigrants
if I was an indian convenience store owner I would seek out and step on this insect

>>281372578
You're fucking retarded. Manjiro is the unibrow guy.

>>281362783
No one talks about Lolis or anime in schools

>>281358843 (OP)
haven't read the manga but in the show she says she can't leave the city otherwise she wont have any power so i assume the reason she looks so young has something to do with that

>>281372070
Jiji is going to look hot forever.

I really don't understand the mindset of people who claim to like this manga. It's not 100% bad, but it's some of the worst shounen ever created on top of being juvenile unfunny trash. The romance is especially cringey, like the mangaka wanted to include a LN-style romcom into it.

>>281358843 (OP)
>>281358897
10-26 is a pretty good age range for grandmas to look like

>>281360878
No, she's actually Physically 8 years old.

>>281369561
No. Not even close. Idk what you movie you watched, but dandadan isn't remotely like the mask. The Mask is bringing chaotic cartoon physics into the real world and the real world having no way to deal with it. The actual mask is unique and deitific as within the story is the only thing that does what it does.

Dandadan is a zany world where there's a bunch of things that are zany and paranormal, just most people don't interact with it. However, there are still a decent amount of people who do. There's aliens and ghosts and any person could encounter it and then encounter someone else who encountered it.

All in all, you're retarded and have no pattern recognition or reading comprehension.

>>281364875
They're less irritating but also weirdly boring.

>>281371120
>the people who don't pay taxes because they don't have a SSN number and are paid under the table in cash and therefore do not pay taxes don't ACTUALLY leech off the tax payer. That's totally a lie. The oligarchs in both parties who want the cheap, functionally slave labor, don't actually want the slave labor, the darn white people in the Midwest who want a decent wage want the slave labor!
>no I don't understand labor value or economy 101. That's just yokel and hick stuff! I know this because my favorite TV personality said so. I watched it on my Apple computer.
>we will eat the rich!
Are you stupid? Yes you are!

>>281371120
>they're lying to you about undocumented immigrants!
>dey gud bois who pay their taxes!
>even tho there aren't means to track that
>even tho "undocumented" means they didn't get documented through the immigration process, which means they're illegal, so they're criminals.
>these criminals who aren't tracked definitely pay taxes!
Lol listen to you!

>>281370408
Shut up Benjamin, don't you have an elephant to electrocute?

>>281359029
I always think about how Auron from FFX is like 32 years old. I always imagined him as a cool 50 year old warrior dude that's seen some shit. But he's literally younger than me.

The age bullshit, the lack of thickness on any anime women, and the fact that every storyline involves a highschool are the hardest things for me to get over as an anime fan.

>>281364926
Fuck off tyranny you will never be a woman, doesn't matter how much you mutilate your own body.

>>281375020
you can't purchase or lease anything from a registered business without paying the sales tax on every transaction. it's factored into the price

>>281358843 (OP)
SEIKO BOOBA

>>281358843 (OP)
>26
>not a hag
??????

>>281372132
Was it not clear enough for you?

Seiko?
More like Seikxo

I unironically ship Jiji x Seiko

>>281366202
Okarun...

why did this thread turn into /pol/shit?

where is grandpa Ayase?

>>281378089
Fucked to death by his succubus wife.

>>281378352
What a way to go, I wish that was me...

Are there any aliens in this show who aren’t obsessed with cock and vag? What the fuck do they even want the reproductive organs of less evolved lifeforms? Make them interested in spiritual energy, ie, something which would actually interest them?

>>281378925
chiquitita

>>281368322
I'm wondering if the beehive is her version of that finger-pointing thing she had Momo do.

>>281378925
Mantis alien just wants money/milk for his kid. But the UFO side has just been dominated by the Serpos and their minions so far. So that’s more just about the Serpos.

>>281367676
>Millennial writing
>Look inside
>Gen X authors
Curiouser and curiouser.

Sex with Porlyusca

>>281358843 (OP)
I'm pretty sure she's just lying about being Momo's grandma.
Momo is probably an alien and Seiko found her.

>>281378925
The MO of the space globalists is turning people into suits. They prefer people with powers because they make for stronger suits.

>>281381000
That's a horrible and stupid plot twist, never say anything like that again.

She is white so she looks younger, I look 10 years younger than I am.

>>281381826
Anime characters aren't white unless they have blond hair and blue eyes.

>>281372132
It only sounds weird because you can only think of women in terms of wombs.
She might be under a curse that makes her age slowly or something like that.

>>281359300
All signs point to paternal, since the name ayase doesn't seem to carry any weight, it's unlikely the mother kept her name.
Which means, if momo is 16, her dad might be 32-36, and grandma might be 48-52

She's basically ming na wen

>>281372132
It's the "mom looks like your sister" trope to the next generation

>>281368512
>Ideally you should have kids when you are 17/18
What about college, yes you could say it's a scam but there are field where college is absolutely necessary. The bar has been raised and it can't be lowered for the foreseeable future. Plus you can't have the man go to college and the wife be a stay at home mom because one salary is nowhere near enough these days

>>281382226
Green eyes are peak THOUGH

>>281382613
You must have been asleep for the past four years lol
Since the economy farted and millions of college grads found themselves on their asses, nobody is going to hire a retard with a piece of paper when they can hire someone who knows how to do things
and colleges are in an absolute death spiral as they struggle to find anyone dumb enough to enroll in the current year

>>281382916
>farted
Sharted
Massive eruption then a mess left all over the place

>>281358843 (OP)
Why doesn't Jiji have a bulge?

>>281383548
>why do I have to wear this

>>281383852
That could be the case though, I think the series should explore this mystery.

>>281384036
>first half the manga is finding okarun's balls
>second half is finding jiji's penis
Tatsu... I kneel...

>Grandma
>looks 8 at most

>>281385140
Well that's kinda what happens when she possesses a cloned body of her granddaughter.