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Anonymous No.281362084 >>281362336 >>281365308 >>281365441 >>281366030 >>281367208 >>281367289 >>281367386
>reserve a rental gf
>go on a date and stuff
>after a while say you're ready to go the hotel
>rental gf throws a bitch fit
>say you were completely sure rental girlfirends is just an euphemism to avoid legal troubles (prostitution is illegal)
>bitch keeps inventing excuses
>punch the whore in face and take your money back + more
>"women should be paying men for spending time and listening to their nonsensical yapping"
>leave in peace
Anonymous No.281362336
>>281362084 (OP)
Okay?
Anonymous No.281363095 >>281365592
to be fair, if I was desperate enough to hire a renkano and I drew a Chizuru I would also totally get another job just to pay for dates with her and crowdfund a movie starring her to make her grandma proud before she dies
Anonymous No.281365308 >>281365352 >>281365441
>>281362084 (OP)
>posts the only non rental-whore in that dogshit series
Anonymous No.281365352 >>281365592
>>281365308
why would you buy the whole cow when you can rent the milk with no mental issues attached?
Anonymous No.281365441 >>281365503
>>281362084 (OP)
We all know that's what they do. Japan's tricks are old at this point and we are all waiting for the new "term" to drop.

>>281365308
>dogshit series
People love a show that sucks. We hate the characters, the MC is a simp, the girls are selling themselves, and people love to watch this train wrecks.
Anonymous No.281365503
>>281365441
I love the characters and the gist of the story and am just amused seeing the twinky author and the mental fans getting into a slappy fight with each other every week
Anonymous No.281365592 >>281365640 >>281365818
>>281363095
It's more economical to just join some random OnlyFans.

>>281365352
Milk in this context would equate to sex, but sex isn't even an option. Which means you're not even being offered anything to drink, but paying to be around a milk dispenser.
Anonymous No.281365640 >>281365818
>>281365592
buying a cow that will chop your balls off while you're asleep or renting one that is contractually barred from touching your balls
Anonymous No.281365818 >>281365972
>>281365592
>>281365640
I think I'm becoming lactose intolerant.
Anonymous No.281365972
>>281365818
unforgivable
Anonymous No.281366030 >>281368483
>>281362084 (OP)
Let's not kid ourselves, you would:
>"y-you too"
>leave but not before fully paying her plus extra for rejection fetish roleplay
>go home and masturbate
Anonymous No.281367208
>>281362084 (OP)
>Rental abusive boyfriend
Anonymous No.281367289
>>281362084 (OP)
>punch the whore in face and take your money back + more
>"women should be paying men for spending time and listening to their nonsensical yapping"
kek based
Anonymous No.281367386 >>281368039
>>281362084 (OP)
>reserve a rental gf every friday
>take her out, get her a nice meal
>ask her for her favourite movie
>go see her favourite movie
>every date consists of us seeing the same movie and eating her favourite meal
>watch as she slowly gets fatter and unhappy with her body
>she hates the movie more and more
>she hates me, but the money is good
>no man would ever want her
Anonymous No.281368039
>>281367386
The Rental Architect.
Anonymous No.281368483
>>281366030
Ackshually...
>You wouldn't even arrange an "escort"
in the first place since you'd rather spend your money on games and anime figures.
if you were willing to spend money on women in the first place you'd have already gotten a 6/10 girlfriend to suck your dick at least.