Thread 281371316

>Be the main character
>"I'm a 20 year old male chased by Valak, Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Demons, Demon gods, Abortion Goddesses, Rapist ghosts, and road freaks! What do I do? I KNOW! I SCREAM TO THE COUSIN OF MY GF WHO IS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FOR HELP!"

You gotta be shitting me. This is like Supernatural but Sam is a faggy damsel in distress and Dean is an 8 year old loli elementary student who has to bail his ass out everytime he's about to be assraped.

>ugh if it were me i would be the hero and save everyone!!
Sure thing champ

>>281371316 (OP)
>I know this girl has crazy supernatural powers and I'm just some guy, but she's a GIRL! She can't fight! I should fight the murderghosts because I'm the completely average Japanese boy!
Shirou, is that you? Protip: usually the MC is front and center on the poster.

>>281371316 (OP)
this must be your first time watching a anime anon

>>281371316 (OP)
You're free to go back to Tumblnatural. You won't be missed.

>>281371543
Bro it's an 8 year old? You will not be embarrassed when you're a grown ass and you're letting a fucking preschooler fight your problems?

>>281371974
Nothing to be embarrassed about when leaving a prime age magical girl to do magical girl things for you.

>>281371491
If it's me, I will just break up with my girlfriend and go to her cousin.

>>281371974
you were 8 in preschool?

>>281372455
It would explain a lot.

>>281371316 (OP)
Yayoi is the main character though. Keitarou is mostly a helpless bystander. Often a damsel in distress.

>>281371316 (OP)
>>281371974
If Keitarou and Eiko didn't have Yayoi with them, they'd have died hundreds of times over from even basic jobber ghosts like that one brainstem stealer.

>Bro it's an 8 year old?
An 8 year old capable of leaving out of a windows of a multi-story building, nailing a pinpoint landing on top of a moving car, and smashing down on it hard enough to leave the roof massively deformed. Yayoi is blatantly superhuman. Keitarou is a normal college student with zero powers.

>>281372637
Nah, it's clear Keitarou is the MC since the very start. Yayoi is the deuteragonist.

>>281372221
unironically, based