Thread 281401799

d-does Mashiro like Nagumo??

>>281401799 (OP)
>Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara
This is a very modern anime

BROS?

I shouldn't be surprised that /a/ has the kind of schizos who show up the literal minute a thread is posted to repost the same image again and again.
Not even for a major anime. This is like if Tonegawa back in 2018 had a dedicated anti-Tonegawa schizo.

Gorilla. SEX.

>>281401836
>>281401799 (OP)
Thanks for letting us know this is censored trash, dropped without even taking a second look.

Somebody make an edit of these two

Total. Hag. Love.

Manga panel equivalent where Mashiro blushed

ufos in Japan is real

Damn JKs... seducing adult men...

>>281402217
mashiro a cute!

AOTS

Cute child.

It's fucking over
there is no fucking way JK mashiro could win again JC biba

HORNY HAGS ARE STEALING ALL THE COOL OLDER DUDES

>>281403901
TOTAL
HAG
DOMINATION

Pits!

>>281403837
It's okay, they're not competing for the same ojisan

Penis. That is a PENIS

Good episode

>>281404343
mine

Why does her dad let her wander around in her pajamas?

>>281401879
>schizos
It´s ony one, he is replying to himself

>>281404128
Finally, an oji-san whose actually me

>>281403939
she's 20.

>just be hot
Fuck this gay earth

>>281403999
On today's episode: Mashiro ovulates

>>281401799 (OP)
Nagumo throwing up while brushing his teeth in the intro is so fucking real bros. If you know, you know.

>>281404503
Brutal redpill

>>281404605
I just assumed it was tooth pain

>>281404605
yeah isn't it just tooth pain? or you implying he hit his gag reflect when brushing? why would he be deep throating his tooth brush?

>>281401879
>>281404445
samefaggot

>>281404746
>>281404693
Ah I see you guys haven't gone off the deep end yet. When you're an alcoholic & pack a day smoker, your gag reflex when brushing your teeth gets really sensitive. Happens to me every time I brush my teeth.

Also Azuha a cute

gori gori time

Powerful

>>281401879
>schizos
Singular. You can tell it's the same anon from the way he posts and names his files. This makes it even sadder because it means there is a person out there who has nothing better to do with the finite time he was given than spam the same images and spew the same shit 24/7.

I love this show. The comedy is just right and the ED is a banger.
This is probably the first time I've enjoyed Hanazawa Kana since 2012 or so because she started taking on too many projects at once and stopped putting effort into the characters.

>>281405200
I'm a pretty heavy drinker but I managed a smoking addiction, so hopefully I dodge that bullet.

>>281405442
What makes it sad is that it's this show. That's why I made the Tonegawa comparison, there's maybe 10 people who'll watch the whole thing on /a/ and nobody was reading the manga, it's as niche as you can get for this season, and a guy feels he HAS to be the dedicated schizo for all 12 weeks it airs.

>>281405580
>managed to avoid*

>>281405442
>thing I don't like is le spam
Take your meds

>>281405364
hopefully someone will bother to edit the character out, i think this is the cleanest frame
technically you could get even more of the background by going through every frame

>>281405364
>>281405665
i fucking love twintails bros

>>281405523
>This is probably the first time I've enjoyed Hanazawa Kana since 2012
Her role in 3-gatsu as Hina is by far her best and you missed out if you haven't seen that

>>281404343
I wonder where the whole "underage people can't handle coffee" trope comes from. I see it a lot in anime, but I've been drinking black coffee since I was 13, and both my niece and nephew, who are 11 and 10, like black coffee just fine as well.

>>281405658
I would say the same thing to you, but you are already a lost cause.

Made some stitches.

>>281405861
Because most kids don't?
Are you seriously so stupid that you think just because 3 people in your close vicinity do something that everyone else does?

>>281401879
>>281405442
Anons in cute girls doing cute rocks threads doxed his xitter. He calls pretends to be japanese, calls himself an AI artist (lmao) and goes around replying to random nips that say positive things about anime he decided are censored with the same shit he spams the thread here with.

>>281405861
Because unless you're drinking a perfectly brewed fresh coffee, it's quite bitter, acidic, and strong with the only benefit being the caffeine. How is this not obvious?

>>281406167
Well anons... would you?

Kinda funny that the aphrodisiac pills are homophobic.

>>281406167
It's funny how even the hot version of Oji-san is still kinda ugly

>>281405200
>When you're an alcoholic & pack a day smoker, your gag reflex when brushing your teeth gets really sensitive
wait, how does that correlate? its not like you deepthroat your cigs or anything

sex with your JK assistant

When will they fuck

>>281404128
Lucky bastard

>>281403878
I love this psycho

>>281406222
>>281405580
It's something about the combination of the two that causes it to happen, like being in slight alcohol withdrawals, dry mouth from dehydration, sinus draining as soon as the brushing starts, and whatever neuro chemicals (GABA?) that are in overdrive when you wake up after a night of drinking. If that toothbrush even touches the middle of my tongue I'm throwing up. Hell, even writing this is making me kinda sick.

>>281406287
The white hair + red ribbon combo reminds me of Fudatsuki Kyouko.

>>281401799 (OP)
JK x Old Man
Name a more iconic duo.

White pubes

Pretty hand

>>281406367
so do you have to be alcoholic and a smoker or both for that to happen?

>>281406517
Hag x Ojisan

Last stitch.

>>281406600
Most people report quitting drinking makes it go away almost immediately, but I had it as a cig / pot smoker first before I got into liquor. It got worse after a few years of drinking heavily. So I’d say 75% alc and 25% smoking in terms of what causes it. It’s one of those things you don’t learn about until it happens to you.

>>281406465
Ponytail SEXO

>>281406645
Should be me at bottom.

>>281405861
Saddest shit I read today.

>>281406645
Sexo

>>281406645
>sits on you and berates you

>>281406645
Ojisan violence should not be tolerated

>>281406645
damn brat...

>>281401799 (OP)
>>281401836
worst anime of the season

>>281407484
That's not Necronomico

>>281401799 (OP)
My main reason for watching this anime is for hirano aya. She is back now, after having fucked all of the band members except the drummer

>>281404445
>>281405442
>>281405590
>>281401879
>>281406115
Projecting schizo is replying to himself to push a narrative

>>281404443
She's a NEET

>>281406620
>Hag x Ojisan
never saw a couple like this

>>281407484
It's not even the worst anime airing on Tuesdays.

>>281407484
not even close because futari solo camp exist

>>281407484
kamitsubakibros, they arent laughing at us!

>>281407484
Still Kamitsubaki.

>>281408378
>>281408361
Kamitsubaki is good.

>>281408132
All the best shows of the season air on tuesday so that's quite the bar.

>>281407484
more like best show of the season
bad girl is the worst show

>>281406049
I can't believe Mashiro is a cuck...

>>281406620
Only in fiction.

>>281407659

...In a row?

>>281409485
Hard to say if they were arguing or not.

this show isn't very funny and they also don't do smart detective stuff

>>281401879
And he apparently has no problem with the censored ass from last episode.

>>281410148
make your own edits so anons can post stuff they missed
>he
it's not one person

Way to admit he doesn't even watch the series and just picks up images posted here.
Take notes and don't post such images in future series and episodes.

>>281410285
>wahwah spoonfeed me
nigger

he said the n word...

>[deleted]
Grim.

>>281406645
giwtwm

>phantom thief nemesis
We're in the big leagues now

>>281409996

satire
/ˈsatʌɪə/
noun
noun: satire

the use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

I watched it.

>>281411209
i hafen't seen japanese detective shows or anime so i don't understand the satire
also half the time it's not even satire it's just wacky goofy humor

>>281411875
did you raugh?

someone tell me what a phone card is

would you accept mashiro's poop?

>this is a very popular show in Japan

Explain.

>>281412134
>japanese people enjoy japanese style comedy
what's so hard to understand about that

>>281412191
>japanese style comedy

Explain.

DRILL YOURSELF MY MAN

what would happen if you poured boiling hot liquid on someone's brain
surely there's a liveleak video out there somewhere to demonstrate right

>>281411967
also, writing dumb characters is way easier than writing smart characters. i think its better this way

jesus christ how horrifying

*sip*

>>281412368
Agreed. Too small.

>>281412319
>pic of anon who cant into japan comedy

>mystery meds that make jks think that old guys look hot
this is how you solve the birth crisis

>>281412446
What about mystery meds that make old guys think JKs are hot?

>>281412446
>only works for few mins
sounds realistic

Would you go out to grill the flesh of dead cows with this lovely young maiden /a/?

>>281412473
why is is so weird?

is it ACTUAL autism???

>>281412463
Surely no drug is that powerful.

>>281412483
yes

>>281412325
Not untrue, but most dumb characters aren't written at all realistically either.

cute!

HAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA

gorillas in heat are scary

that does NOT look good
this poor dude

>>281412306
Name ONE good reason you haven't drilled yourself yet

fucking kusogaki
where'd this sassy lost child even come from

mashiro is one of the top 5 beauties in japan

>>281412708
need correct..... *look who is her dad* i mean sorry little lady what do you want ? takme my wallet and buy anything....

>>281412708
can you fix her?

https://anilist.co/staff/152199/Misaki-Watada
>fuu-chan
>delmin
ah yeah that rings a bell that's who i was thinking of
she's got a real cute voice

she's definitely the type of person who calls kids "spawn"

and where's the bible? it's missing the smashing bible to clear things up if it comes out wrong

>>281412891
>fuck this CIA dork
>BUT, there's a 50% chance your kids will be autistic, too.

giwtwm

MASAKA!?
SHE WAS THE EVIL MASTERMIND THE WHOLE TIME!?

>>281412926
>implying that the risk wouldn't be 100% for any of us here

GODDAMN BRAT

>>281412891
in slav subs they translated as *личинка* (larva) i literally chuckled

>>281413046
she said what sounded like "youtai", not sure though cuz i've never heard the word before

>>281406139
She should be on the pill all the time. Makes her actually cute.

>>281413127
Mashiro is on the pill, though. Like all JKs.

>mashiro is a GS main
i kneel

>>281413030
If you weren't able to guess this from the first scene you're a dame-tantei

A

>>281413166
Nah, they get those implants in their arms these days

>burning a 60 billion yen painting
no amount of whoring herself out to fat ugly old bastards is going to be enough to pay this back

>she hates fat ugly old men
it's so over...

>>281413305
Erm is she drinking alcohol

INCOMING!

>>281413346
she's an evil mastermind she can do what she wants

>>281413391
She's 3.

>>281413418
>believing her lies

>>281412635
If this is the hand, imagine the pussy

>>281413621
G O R I L L A
STRENGTH

>>281413621
No one wants to imagine Mashiro's pussy.

>>281412134
Japs love detective shit, pic rel somehow got 2.4% viewership on the last ep.

>>281414504
Literally ZERO (0) people watched Flop Forma, though.

Not even the people who made it watched it,

>>281414504
AOTS right here.

>>281414586
don't lie someone may actually try watching it

wtf is a phone card?

>>281414504
i dont think they watched dinner table detective

>>281414683
No, it's a great show all around, and pretty much you should give it a go if you are looking for a more classic mystery anime.

I will never understand people that drink coffee, why force yourself to drink something that taste like shit?

don't make me google what a phone card is

>>281414769
This was fun but kind of anticlimatic, also I think it got high ratings too.

>>281414993
Don't do that, Youtube might think you're young and age restrict videos.

>>281415019
in the context of the episode a sim card doesn't make sense
unless they don't use sim cards in japan?

>>281415041
>>281412537

>>281414993
In the old days, you'd pay by the minute of call time.

So you could buy a card for $20 and it'd give you 100 minutes of call time.

>>281415100
I had to google it. You guys are useless, wrong and missing context.

Did they just roofied a 15 years old girl on live TV? Isn't that illegal?

>>281414769
I tried but it's was too stupid even for my taste

>>281414716
Mashiro...

This became a game of guessing which silly face will make it to the credits...

>>281415182
Not roofied, gas station boner pilled. Well, gas station boner pill that numbs your tastebuds too, apparently

>>281414769
>>281414504
If anyone watched both Your Forma and Dinner Table Detective I'd be shocked.

Phone cards ? i fucking remember pic rel

>>281413800
G O R I L L A
PUSSY

>>281415905
I did, but I honestly kind of checked out of Your Forma around the time the terrorist dude was trying to murder his daughter or some shit, I don't remember anything after that.

>>281415905
I ended up dropping both halfway
My japanese power level just isn't strong enough

>>281416122
are these communist coins or something?

>>281416217
fake coins

AOTS
>fat man won't get his loli queen because he isn't handsome
Brutal handsome pill.

the girls are all cute but i love maki-chan the most

>>281415905
last detective show I watched was Kamonohashi Ron (S2)

So if you get taken to police station and interviewed in Japan are you going to be charged with a crime 99% of the time?

>>281412725
Because I need my stress relief routine uninterrupted, Athena.

Is After The Rain actually good after all?

>35 year old ojisan has a JK assistant, JD neighbor, hag friend, and a loli phantom thief rival
bros... i'm turning 34 this year, w-will i be in the same situation soon?

>>281417568
Nope, better listen to the theme song [SUFFER]

>show where every character is likeable
this is such a rare thing to see

Found the last episode funnier, hopefully next week's is even better