Thread 281423688

>Male love interest is a girl
>Anime/manga becomes yuri
Absolute cinema!

>>281423688 (OP)
KOUSAKA-KUN DO SOMETHING!

>Haven't been paying attention to this season
>Look this up
>It's an anime about bowling
>Huh, that sounds kind of fun...
>And time travel
What?

fish

>>281423723
So what is this show actually about?

>>281423890
a group of girls with personal issues found their place in a bowling club. the leader of the group gets nervous and fuck it up when shes going to do a turkey. then lightning struck and her bowling ball became supercharged and time traveled them back to the sengoku era. there, they must use their balling skills to solve problems and save themselves and the people they love

>>281423927
So turkey is yuri all along?

>>281423927
>then lightning struck and her bowling ball became supercharged and time traveled them back to the sengoku era
I hate it when that happens.

>>281423943
hard to say if its yuri. the only possible ship for the present people is mai x rina (purple and blue). nozomi (yellow) has a crush on the past (green) leader of the clan (OP image), which was revealed to be a girl (she doesnt know yet)

Anti-yuri schizos on suicide watch.

>>281423975
deep down they knew and were wetter for it

>>281423927
>It's real
Well, I guess I'll be picking up another series this season. Especially if it's yuri.
Fishing, horse racing, camping, DIYing, olympic shooting, airsoft(multiple times)—hell, why not time-travel bowling?

>>281424132
Careful anon; there are anti-yuri schizos who browse these threads who will undoubtedly accuse you of samefagging.

>>281423890
vomit and period blood with a side of bowling

>>281423688 (OP)
>look this up
>bowling and sengoku wars
What the fuck?

>>281423688 (OP)
I'm still grinning ear-to-ear thinking about all the anti-yuri schizos who kept denying that she was a girl before this episode.

>>281424280
i was a yuriskeptic regarding this series so yes i was pleasantly surprised that they dropped the revelation. also her voice changed from manly when she found sayuri at the outhouse to sisterly/motherly when revealing it was awesome

Sayuri x Suguri was the main ship all along

>>281423688 (OP)
This episode validated us yurichads and exposed the anti-yurifags as retarded.

I just had a good laugh overall.
I always knew that Suguri was a girl but I wanted to wait for the reveal

>>281423975
>hard to say if its yuri
It's yuri.

Why pick this small fun show to do this?

>>281423688 (OP)
the green guy wasn't actually a guy.

>>281424426
Do what? Time travel? Maybe the staff thought that doing another "CGDCT hobby edition" would make it generic and forgettable like all the other similar shows.

>Samurai Majima/Shuuichi/Guel/Andrew/Kokoro/Shuji/Yuuta/Kai/Tusk
>It's actually Samurai Belldandy/Boss

i keep rewatching the reveal scene its so good

>>281423688 (OP)
The gender reveal scene legit had me squeeing. It was like a scene ripped straight out of a yuri manga.

>>281424690
God you're such a faggot.

>>281424690
same

>>281424782
Considering that everybody on /a/ is a girl, we're all faggots.

Thank god I didn't pick this up. Yuri fatigue.

Thank god I picked this up. Yuri heaven

I am indifferent about picking this up. Yuri.

My bad I didn't pick this up. Yuri heaven.

>>281423688 (OP)
The mini turkeys are free in-game rewards

>>281423688 (OP)
She is a murderer, killing an innocent NB (nobushi) for simply crossing the border of sengoku micro-states.

I'm worried this will have a sad ending because of how episode one starts

>>281424854
Imagine her trying to seduce you

>>281424426
Nothing is safe from the schizos on either side.

>>281425093
Fuck around and find out bandit

>>281425143
Who wrote the letter at the start?!
Mind you it looks modern, so unless they keep copying it on new papers, it can't be from the sengoku girls.

>>281423688 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T PICK THIS UP.

>Draw a boy
>Call it a girl

>>281425200
Jump in, the ride is getting better

>>281423688 (OP)
I will now watch your show.

>>281423688 (OP)
Meh... could have been worse. At least she didn't transform into a gorilla.

>>281423688 (OP)
Will Nozomi ever find out

>>281425170
It's from me. I wrote it. I make girls cry all the time.

>>281423688 (OP)
Nozomi is kissing her in her dream lol

>>281425212
Given how usually it's
>Draw a girl
>Have her dress like a girl
>Have her act like a girl
>Have her voiced by a girl
>Call her boy
>Don't elaborate why
I think they pulled it off pretty decently here.

I love how practical sengoku people are in this anime.

>The bandits are moving in? Time to organize a raiding party with my peasants and ambush them!

>The Lord is a girl? Fuck yeah I am goinging in, it is an easy kill.

>The bandit is knocked down by a stone? Time to finish him with his own blade.

>>281425386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yQA9RWyRo0

Nozomi seiyuu ASMR

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

I have a mighty need of muscular Sayuri fanart

So what's a cinch? I take it it's some sort of pad or tampon, but what are the details? I tried to google it but all I got were results for a clothing company.

Is this the bread?

>>281425822
It is a fundoshi packed with used Japanese paper
It is called ouma likely because it looks like either the decoration clothes hung in front horses or face of horses (sources differ).

>>281423688 (OP)
Are yurifags really that pathetic that they'd celebrate for some bread crumbs?

>>281423890
Sengoku period

>>281425893
it's not breadcrumb. it's taking territory from het.

https://x.com/BAKKEN20190301/status/1955211640204562938

What could the studio be talking about?!

>>281425893
Majimafag SEETHING

>>281425958
Might be some yuri symbolism.

>>281425958
is it this?

>>281426063
Not a cat

>>281426178
the cat is on the power bank as a logo

>>281426187
That looks like a mutated apple

The fatty is actually a man. It's in his lineage to dress as the opposite sex. It also explains why he's so fat and strong compared to the girls.

>>281411351
>>281410802
>>281416275
If that's a prick-kun, then who the fuck is this?
>>281418790
>>281423102
>>281423497
A broken impersonator bot?

>>281425958
Pretty sure it's about Nyochio in her room, a mascot of D4DJ.

>>281426359
Perhaps, and this might be quite disturbing to your schizophrenic mind, that there's more than one yurifag on /a/. I know, it's a strange idea; that a board that's been filled with yurifags since its inception could have a lot of yurifags. But it's the truth.

And on that note, please remember to take your meds. It helps prevent you from experiencing delusions.

>>281426406
Why are Tatsunoko Production and Bakken Record promoting D4DJ inside the anime? It goes way beyond the scope of kusoge collab and D4DJ doesn't seem to be part of the anime's committee.

>>281426484
I think they're in cahoots production wise, industry is a small place. They share 2 seiyuus and DJ characters had a cameo in the first episode. Collab was obviously planned way before.

>>281423688 (OP)
Is that the samurai shota looking guy who showed up earlier?

>>281426608
if you meant this character then yes

>>281426599
Interesting because Turkey! production and casting started way before one of the seiyuu joining D4DJ and D4DJ changing companies.

>>281423688 (OP)
I feel like yuri is winning. Even anime with outwardly heterosexual girls gets yuribait moments these days, and purityfags prefer yuri to normal romance because the girls stay pure, untouched by men. Heterosexual romance is becoming exclusive to shoujo/josei works.

>>281426639
Thx, I'm greatly pleased with this information

>>281426599
>>281426682
Despite Nozomi getting paired with Nyochio, her seiyuu wasn't in D4DJ at the time when she auditioned for Turkey! Crazy how long Turkey took to come out.

>>281426684
Clean your axe wound, it smells also stop fucking flooding the board with shitty generals schizo.

the idol group singing Turkey ED sang the ED
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXqkkMy9aSo

>had a bad break up with a guy
>fell in love with an androgynous cool girl
I bet she was telling that to herself but realized it's just a cope.

>>281426769
This line made me suspect that Nozomi already knew Suguri is a girl

Dead show. The thing that was excavated in the first episode was the corpse of this dead show.

>>281425845
no, this is a schizo thread

>>281426769
She's just confused. She's obviously straight. Yurifags are in for a rude awakening.

>>281426922
>confused
That is what being gay is about though

>>281423688 (OP)
Which as a yurifag I call the ultimate retardation, easily tell by how none of the regular japanese yuri fans on twitter are talking about this series
>We want the yuri audience
>But let's make them believe it's a heterosexual dynamic until half of the series when they won't bother picking it anymore

>>281427082
As a yurifag, I disagree. Not all shows need to be yuri shows. Shows with yuri are very nice as well.

>>281427082
No one but the yurischizo spamming generals on the board cares about this crap

>>281426684
Yuribait has been a thing in romcoms/hatems since forever, newfag

yuri site, yuri board, yuri anon, yuri love

i dont get it. when het series get spammed, they get no hate, but yuri series merely existing? oh no i must attack it!

>>281427241
Welcome to 4chins, autistic people who live in basement with too much free time so they go to threads they don't like just to sing "ree ree leaky bottom".

>>281427241
We tend to be more aware of negativity when it's something we like

>>281427145
This has nothing to do with what I said. There is no point in developments like this if they are not going to be appreciated by nobody.
>>281427161
Maybe they would have if you know, they knew the series was going to pander to them, now it's too late for anyone to give a shit.

>>281427212
>>281427241
>>281427273
>>281427274
So organic.

>>281427326
That spastic yuri shitposter has been at it for hours. Even other yurifags from the geberal thread told him to fuck off, lol

Holy shit, episode 6 was amazing. Blew all the others out of the water.
>Naive character does the usual peacenik bullshit, but rather than some contrived absurdity by the authors to support their beliefs, they're forced to accept the reality of the situation
Though I wonder how they'll resolve the Mai/Sayuri/Suguri/Nozomi love trapezoid now that Sayuri has exposed herself as an even looser woman than Renako. Not even an episode after confessing her love to Mai and she begins stealing Suguri from Nozomi, even seeing her "secret place".

>>281427413
biggest girl bestest girl

>>281425144
>>281424854
>I've masturbated to you too

>>281425875
naruhodo

just how stuffed is she here?

>>281427594
Is this show written by a woman?

>>281427693
yes

Some of these Japanese local governments are really funny.
Iyo: This is an anime about a depressed suicidal JK wanting to be eaten by a yokai? It sure will improve tourism to our city!
Chikuma: This is an anime about JKs time traveling back to Sengoku and using bowling balls to maim bandits who threatren to rape and pillage, and also menstruation? It sure will improve tourism to our city!

>>281427812
have you ever considered these anime are just anime and not tourism adverts?
jashin is tourism anime
mono is tourism anime
this is not

Saw a Japanese fan praising this episode's treatment of periodic values and critisizing NHK's Taiga drama for forcing modern values

>>281427812
Don’t forget Maebashi Witches.
Maebashi: This anime’s about high school girls dealing with weight issues, inferiority complex, grooming, overwork, and autism/depression, all while granting wishes for people in Maebashi as Witches.

>>281427884
Turkey has been advertising Chikuma for years.
Soon Sayuri seiyuu is going to the Japanese sweets shop there on which Sayuri's home is based and work there for a day.

>>281427884
Jashin falls into the same funny category

The funny thing is that it was the yurishitter who was seething about the reverse trap in the previous episodes.
Literally no one else gave a shit.
And now he's trying to spin it around and push the "yurifags won" narrative.
Braindead retarded spammer.

>this girl walks behind your girlfriend, slaps her ass and asks if you want any goumis
what do you do?

>>281428250
I can save her

>>281428250
tell her to come back when she's old enough to bleed

The rest are idiots but how did the purple not get what Anzu was talking about? Even virgin men in this thread immediately realized they were talking about periods. She was supposed to be smart and knew her history.

>>281423688 (OP)
Why the fuck wasn't I told about this latest reverse trap
I'm going to complain to the brothers in the Council about this

>>281425143
>>281425170
I suspect it's going to be bittersweet with at least one—if not more—staying behind either out of choice or necessity. It might even be all of them except Mai, though I predict at least a RinaMai pairing, with her revealed to be showing up on the train that's pulling into the station as she's tearily reading what seems to be a goodbye letter.
The fact that the construction site was clearly unearthing a bowling ball shows that megane-chan's interpretation of time travel in the setting is wrong, and anything they end up doing is something that has already happened.

>>281427944
>Maleshit mascot
>Also het
Cringe

>>281428958
retard calls Sugita cringe. Kys

>>281428933
Since they keep saying there are two chances in bowling, I figure the letter reading isn't the finale. Mai will read the letter and go back and try getting whoever was left behind back.

>>281429286
And it is likely fucking Rina again.

>>281428958
Give me back my Kita edit, tranny

>>281428933
No one left behind. They will say fuck space time continuity and transport the entire country to modern times.

>>281428250
fuck her

>>281425076
Yeah, but but the downside is that you have to play D4DJ to get them

>>281430731
downside?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKWLp3DJo4Y

>>281430773
DADDY MULK was a fun track.

>she's wearing a sarashi too
She's probably hiding some nice knockers too

>>281430731
>>281430868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjxLpVYwO0

>>281430773
I know the word "slop" is tossed around here often but D4DJ ireally is desctibed best with the word "collabslop". The characters end up being participating in so many shit collab events they lose their own agency at some point

>>281431709
I have no idea what any of your schizo talk means so here is some advice for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOWGtCbLZKc

>>281425470
It's not what I expected from the moe bowling isekai, even w/ all that rape and beheading earlier. Like that was a battle, but even the slice of life is a murder festival.

Bowling with skulls

>>281434350
Kek

>>281427180
No, because most romcoms used to involve a single male MC surrounded by a harem of female characters who saw each other as competition. Nowadays, that stuff is actually somewhat rare, it's either straightforward romance aimed at women, or yuribait aimed at men.

Not gonna lie, when I saw the scene where Suguri was cutting her hair I immediately thought of the haircut scene in Mulan

>>281424782
More like a tranny.

I can't wait for more reverse trap kino

>>281424854
god that is one handsome girl. picked up

>>281435477
Conservicucks hate the idea of lesbianism and would try to censor it as much as possible. We even have yuri authors state that they made hetshit in the 2000s because they were forced to, not because they wanted to. Nowadays, society is a lot more tolerant so now creators are able to make whatever they want; what most creators in the industry want to make is yuri.

>>281425138
uhhhh based?

>>281438884
The kind of stuff we're seeing these days would've definitely been scandalous back in the 2000s. Meanwhile, the opposite happened to incest, it feels like a forgotten genre.

>>281439072
we're living in the wrong timeline

I hope we get fanart of Suguri

these are the moments that define the series
who got the webm of nozomi vs the dogs?

handsome girls hour

>I saw a youtube comment of someone recc witch from mercury as a yuri anime you should watch

what is wrong with these people?

Nobushi Lives Matter

>>281443317
slightly related, I heard some retards on youtube being mad about gquuuuuux not being /u/ despite machu and nyaan being, and I quote...
>OBVIOUSLY QUEER-CODED
fucking normalfags, can't handle the shuji cock. but back to bowling

>>281436267
long hair suguri art doko

>>281443448
problem is machu is at most a bislut, which is fine, but she need to get converted to be for nyaan only

>>281423737
>>281425093
>>281425772
>>281443447
Those nobushi were all future doctors and engineers who simply had not acclimated yet to Chikuma culture. The existence of borders in medieval Sengoku domains implies the violence necessary to maintain them, perpetuating systemic anti-Nobushism. The entire village is complicit in the slaughter of innocent cultural enrichers and should be punished.

>>281444096
Their punishment is to keep being villagers.

>>281444096
What a fun bunch

>>281425144
She only tries to seduce other girls.

>>281443448
>Dumbass hettard resorting to the shittiest Gundam to cope
Het tears are delicious

Imagining having sex is sane and normal though. Everybody does it.

>>281444096
could they beat them?

>>281446095
i can fix rina

>>281443448
>Deleted
MODS = GODS
Even the mods hate het cucks, kek!

>>281423688 (OP)
>yuri
another flop. yurifags don't deserve anything good.

>>281443317
>>281443448
It's funny; when Bamco made a yuri gundam, they made one of the beloved Gundam shows of all time yet, when they immediately go back to making Gundam hetslop, it's one of the worst Gundam shows of all time.

>>281423688 (OP)
Kikuoe Inoue is the crowned jewel of seiyuu and probably the GOAT

>>281443317
WfM was kino. Only retarded hetfags and fujos hated it.

>>281423927
nahhh my bowling ball js sent me back to the stone age aint no way man thats craaaazyyy i hate ts sm ong my fucking bowling ball man

>>281423688 (OP)
>yuri
I'm in. I should've watched it from the start

if she is the lord then she would need to marry a woman. so it is yuri

>>281443317
>>281443448
>has to go on a random yuri thread to seethe about G-Witch
You anti-yuri hetfags are so pathetic jej

Fact: it's more gratifying to imagine yourself having sex than imagining other people having sex.

Yeah this is a prepubescent child apparently, bullshit.

>>281424280
rent free

>>281444096
>sengoku boys on a cheeky raid
bowler's reaction made me crack up

>>281447135
>>281447008
>>281446913
holy meds, touch grass

>>281448758
What a fag.

Fact: it's more gratifying to imagine women having sex with other women than fantasizing about self-inserting yourself having sex.

Fantasizing about sexual intercourse is something everybody does though

None of this shit sounds normal.

>>281448284
Fact
>>281449226
Alternative fact

>>281449226
The truth has been spoken.

>fantasizing about self-inserting yourself having sex
i like how the meaningless phrase still had to be forced in at any cost

Thinking about sexual intercourse = normal pastime of billions of people
Thinking about other people having sex = pastime of cucks

>>281449226
I agree but both are valid and the only acceptable paths for straight men.

>>281449226
Trvth nuke

Why does P have a melty when you ask him to elaborate on how billions of straight men are “not sane” for thinking about intercourse?

>>281448758
Mogami?

male x female intercourse: normal, necessary duty for the main characters to be born

yuri intercourse: beautiful fantasy for men that should be shown on screen as much as possible

>>281449952
I kneel

what the fuck is yuri intercourse

>>281450050
He dropped sex ed because it was "hetshit"

>>281450050
>he doesn't know

How big is a sengoku state? Feels like theirs is just one mansion and one village + the mountain they are located at.

>>281450176
Why are yuri threads always full of trannies?

I’m heterosexual but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER think about heterosex

>>281450176
It varied.

>>281450531
Where is Chikuma on the map?

>>281450545
>>281450531
https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E8%8D%92%E7%A0%A5%E5%9F%8E

could be this
it is near Togura, Chikuma
The sisters are called Togura family

>>281450267
Because yuri is the preferred genre of trannies and is specifically made for them. All yuri is for trannies.

>281450996
You just exposed yourself as a /pol/chud and a /v/ermin; only tourists from those boards call yurifags the t-slur.

>>281423688 (OP)
What do we call this? reverse bait?

>>281451527
Reverse trap.

>>281451548
i need more reverse trap

Sayuri seiyuu will be here today to promote tourism to Chikuma City.

>>281452089
turkey'ed

https://x.com/zaxic_r/status/1955797498519564372

Turkey staff teases ZAQ (Episode 5 ED singer) about episode 6 and onwards being dangerous

Johnny won

>>281452109
>>281452128
How low has a city fallen if they need to rely on this disaster of a show for advertising?

>>281452256
>t. nobushi
If Saga and Jinbocho can get away with it, then I see no reason that Chikuma can't.

>>281452386
Saga had a good anime.

>>281452256
The city was merged from 3 polities 20 years ago
That sweet shop doesn't even have a website
They have never risen so no fallen

>>281425801
How the heck did Sayuri throw those huge stones across the river so easily? She would have to be stronger than the strongest professional powerlifters to do something like that.

>>281452575
She's secretly a he.

>>281452575
That is where you draw the line? >>281440822

>>281452706
I've already suspended my disbelief for this show. I'm looking forward to seeing Sayuri in berserker mode on the battlefield after they get her trained up to be a samurai.

>>281423688 (OP)
Now I will watch your anime

>>281446095
When are they going to fuse together into a giant bowling ball?

>>281452772
I'm hoping to see more magic bowling ball power besides time travel

>>281449226
lesbian "sex" is the saddest thing in the world
Even if women can use fingers, you still have to accept that
>fingers are short
>men can also use fingers
>fingers themselves are not sensitive like penises so the one giving the penetration can't feel much pleasure

>>281453640
They can technically rub clits together, but the reason lesbian sex is more enjoyable for women is that because they have a lower refractory period, they basically can keep going with each other for much longer than in heterosexual intercourse.

>>281448327
Poor medieval nutrition delayed her puberty.

>>281452536
It probably has a twitter, dingus.

>>281452575
Welcome to lesbian physics.

>>281453769
No it doesn't, retard.

>>281453640
Even so there's a significant statistical orgasm gap between women and men in heterosexual relationships so clearly the lesbos are doing something better.

Rina a bitch

>>281454100
>>281453685
because most men are not trying to satisfy their women, they just stop after cumming. If men actually try, women can't beat them

>>281454263
Tell me you're a virgin without telling me you're a virgin

>>281454317
>Towa-chan I killed a man

Nozomi sitting with a lesbian!

>>281454299
>yurivirgin calling people virgin

>>281454541
Nozomi brought her nyochio toy with her lol

>>281454232
Why did Shinobu get paired with this bitch? Shinobu is a good girl.

>>281454541
Nozomi's the one that fell for a girl.

>>281454972
So is Hayate. What a coincidence!

>>281454556
Don't worry anon, I will show you the satisifaction of a male nipple orgasim and you will never have to look at women again

>>281454967
This collab is arranged by Michiru.

>>281454299
I know truth hurts but you just can't beat the D

>>281454967
The tsundere choice with the most similar hair.
I'm sure the dere is coming soon.

Worst girl (purple) is missing

>>281455034
Tell that to the het women who've never orgasmed

>>281452089
>today
It will on Saturday

>>281455123
I fixed your mom. Get over it.

>>281455890
Both worst girls.

>>281454263
You should give them more credit, most women can’t even satisfy themselves lol. That’s why bed death wasn’t coined for het couples.

>>281423737
why is the het brown we are not like that

>>281438884
>most creators in the industry want to make is yuri
Ok take your med autist

>>281454263
>Yurincel calling others virgin
The irony

>>281454299
>Yurincel calling others virgin
The irony

Your post wasn't that good that you had to repost it after fucking it up the first time.

so what is turkey as a franchise?

>>281456166
Shit.

>hetfags coping
Who would've thunk

>>281423688 (OP)
>becomes

Babymaking sex with Suguri

>>281456166
Heard Japanese saying it is to Tatsunoko Pro like D4DJ was to Bushiroad.

>>281456222
She can't impregnate you.

Thinking about having intercourse is more sane and common than thinking about other people having sex.

>>281456312
But I can

>>281456190
Yuritrannies are the cope champions. You will never be a woman, by the way

>>281456398
You'll never escape third world, tourist.

>>281456611
>yuribrown calling others third worlders
lol lmao even

>>281455890
new cover song

>>281456398
I never claimed to be? Trannies living in your head?

>>281455003
Anon… is that what you do after cutting off your dick?

>>281457519
It's what the voice thread taught me...

Majimafag has been having a melty for over a day now. Is he that assmad about the cute samurai girl?

>>281456336
This intuitive fact is difficult to cope with

i like it when girls kiss each other

>>281449226
Based

>>281448284
Why did this axiom make him melt down so hard that he stayed angry after waking up the next day?

>>281458472
?

I would never self-insert into my own imagination inside my own brain. It’s for communal use only.

heterosexual relationships are 50% gay by virtue of having a man in the equation
meanwhile, girl on girl is 0% gay because both characters are safe to look at and be attracted to

>>281459143
BOO

>>281459143
>meanwhile, girl on girl is 0% gay because both characters are safe to look at and be attracted to
You are attracted to women because you want to have intercourse

>>281459143
It's only gay when balls are touching.

>>281458177
same

>>281448758
Cute and lovely.

I hate normie yurifags

I can't get into the shounen jump yuri. There is no menhera, I just don't know how to deal with this.

>>281448758
Put her in a kimono