Thread 281463669

>Long ago in a distant land, I, Yanami, the shape shifting master of love, unleashed an unspeakable evil, Karen.
I miss Yanami and her shenanigans

>>281463669 (OP)
Immaculate squishy stress balls

>>281463669 (OP)
8K >>>> 4K

>>281463669 (OP)
Yeah whatever. Where's Lemon?

>>281466210
stupid sexy noodle

Tbh I want to lick komaris stinky JK cunny

>>281463669 (OP)
Gotta get back! Back to the past Samurai Jack!

>>281466210
I need more Lemon in my life

>>281467500
You are sour enough.

>>281467518
You can never be too sour
I want my face to look like I just had 10 warheads in my mouth

>>281463669 (OP)
Give me Bassori, or give me death!

>>281466169
>Where's Lemon?

Shikiya will win the Warm Water bowl

>>281468214
This is how she looks to all the other characters in universe, we as readers/watchers get an edited version for the sake of telling a story.

>>281468276
Lemon's latest plan to win the Warm Water bowl involves juggling 2 pies.

It was originally going to be 10, but Anna ate eight of them

>>281466757
>>281466210
need tomboy pool noodle

>>281467500
People keep talking about life giving you Lemons but I never got a Lemon gf...

>>281468300
Malicious sabotage or just the otter being herself?

>>281468449
Little of column A, little of Column B

If Anna loves eating, would she eat Lemon's lemon?

>>281463669 (OP)
When did she ever say that lol?
>>281468134
Didn't she confessed to Nukumizu or something?

>>281468252
>Only girl whose emotional baggage has already been completely put away
>Only one who isn't a bitch to Nukumizu or get jealous when he hangs around other girls
>Technically the first girl that Nukumizu asked on a date (even if it was to trick her into fixing her friendship) and said yes, on Christmas even
>Nukumizu understands her emotions and he has a clear desire to protect and support her
>Was down to get married, no questions asked, even after learning that it was a ruse
>Would probably let Kaju steal a sample of her brother's seed to get pregnant
>Sensitive to cold, something that can be mitigated by "warm water"

>>281469803
She’s not even in the harem. The main girl is Anna. Stop consuming this low-grade puerile LN romcom slop.

>>281469876
>Thinking the main girl will win in a series for which the premise is being an unconventional romcom
Anna is a bait and switch.

>>281468672
lying horny dwarf

>>281470498
But enough about your mom

Why did she get a boy who isn't her boyfriend chocolate for valentines day?

>>281470578
forehead girls are the horniest

>>281466169
>>281467500
Currently feeling embarrassed. Enjoy!

>>281470578
Because the winners are a part of the harem, it’s the only interesting aspect of this story; the professional whores of the winner class acting as foils for the loser class. It’s pretty surreal how their boyfriends remain completely oblivious to this two-timing, but it’s a romcom in the end of the day so only one dick is relevant.

>>281470214
The only unconventional element is how some of the harem girls have boyfriends. Normally all harem members are equally unattached and focused on the MC. Anna is the main girl and who is in love with the MC from the start and the 2nd most attractive girl after the end boss Karen which itself is a perfectly standard harem structure.

>>281468672
>all that shit about being self aware of how the story would develop
>volume 3
>THREE
lmao
why do you read this

When are we getting more TLs for the newest volume? Last I saw was the prologue

Sex with Karen

>>281470710
faggot

>>281470911
>and who is in love with the MC from the start
no, she wasn't
she was still obsessed with the chad at least until the end of vol3

Schizos are out in full force for this thread I see

LOVE 2000 Yanamis

>>281476635
chitanda spotted

>>281468214
There is something very disturbing about this image. I feel very uncomfortable by looking at it. Please take it away and never use it again.

>>281476543
False. She did not immediately rebound onto Nuku on the spot in th emiddle of the restaurant, she was probably already fixated on him before the restaurant scene which she had chosen for her official breakup for the very reason Nuku would be there. She clearly planned to go to Nuku after being officially rejected, and the returning of the key served as the final declaration of ending. She is the main girl of this harem romcom. If you don’t understand something that basic you are either sub-80 IQ or you are very new to the genre.

>>281476899
sure, anon, sure...
she also made karen fall in love with sousuke and made a plan for her to pretend that she needs to go back to her home country only to make sousuke go after her, right?

>>281476899
>she was probably already fixated on him
Yanami didn't even know his full-name until Volume 2, so I don't believe this theory at all.

>>281476950
It's just Annaschizo malding again

>>281476899
If anything you should base your opinion on post episode 12 and vol4

>>281477041
Volume 3 was the earliest because of that whole scene with both of them after organising their club project

>>281477814
>Sounds of Nukumizu's spine collapsing under the weight

If Lemon had a cock Anna would be all over her

>>281477966
Me too

>>281478503
based faggot

I hope the imouto wins

>>281468672
>>281476753
>>281477791
You know, the more of these LN snippets I read, the less it looks to me like there's any sort of plot or substance in this shit, even fucking Kanokari has more. So how does it sell? On cute girls alone?

>>281482399
The anime cut most of these little interactions and kept the main storyline

>>281476635
>Osanai to left of keyboard
heh

>>281468252
best girl

>>281476928
This is irrelevant. She may have loved Karen's boyfriend in the past, but this was a one-sided love and she had already given up on him by the start of the plot, the restaurant scene was just her ending it officially as symbolized by the return of the key. She obviously did not go to sit at Nuku's table randomly, she was obviously planning on that because it will be revealed in the final arc that she had begun to have feelings for Nuku prior when she begun to realize that she had lost the other boy. This is basic JP media literacy.

Also, the winners' boyfriends are non-characters, they are just props who are completely irrelevant. They are the "boyfriend" setting in harem members' character sheets. That's why they are bizarrely oblivious / okay with their girlfriends flirting with, going out with, giving chocolates to, being alone with, etc, Nuku. Even one of those events should have caused a huge fight, but they aren't people so nothing gets in the way of the normal harem progression. Obviously the losers don't actually love these non-persons, they are just character settings in their background tab.

>>281482628
Bestest girl, she has no chance at winning

>>281476950
That's irrelevant. SHe obviously did not pick a stranger at random on that moment to force herself into dating on the spot, to force herself through any and all means to get attached to and form a relationship with. Not a random ojisan, not a random office lady, not some other teenager, it was Nuku, the very instant the conversation with the other boy ended. I will bet everything I own that this will be revealed in the final arc.

>>281482695
Takagi's boyfriend hangs out with Nukumizu and helps with his romcom stuff from time to time though.

>>281477032
Can't wait for vol 9 where Tiara will show her dominance over the losing heroines

>>281482399
The uniqueness of this harem is that half the harem girls (the winners) are whores, girls in existing relationships and who are still gunning for the MC. Karen is the last boss (Anna's foil) so she won't make a move until the final arc.

>>281482695
>Prove you haven't read the LNs without saying "I haven't actually read the LNs"

>>281482853
Of course I haven't read this puerile slop, but I've consumed enough JP media to understand JP genre law. You clearly have no idea how this works or you would be able to refute it.

>>281482959
You sound like a 14-year old
Also, if you don't care for it then why are you so invested in Anna winning?

>>281463669 (OP)
I don't think her tits are this fat

Anna will probably end up losing again, the winner will probably be Karen to show that stacies can take whatever they want.

>>281482959
>I've consumed enough JP media
Watching the Dragon Ball movie whenever your mother lets you doesn't count little hombre

>>281483038
I'm invested in being right about my analysis, not that I care about Anna winning. What is my analysis based on? Several elements of genre law related to harem romcoms:
1. In any JP romance, the first girl introduced is ALMOST ALWAYS the winner (the main girl).
2. All JP romances have a main couple which is destined to be together from the very start and this is never hidden for other reasons I won't go into but which means the main girl will always take up the majority of the narrative space.
3. In a harem setup, unlike in other forms of JP romance, the main girl is ALMOST ALWAYS the 2nd most attractive girl because the 1st most attractive (Karen in this case) has to assume the role of dramatic final boss for the final arc. When I first watched the anime I was suprised that this rule was subverted with Anna being the most attractive -- until I realized in later episodes that the winners were also a part of the harem, then it fell back into place. The winners' role in the harem is to be the foils of the losers, which is why Karen has to be the last boss, being the foil of the main girl.

>>281483038
>14-year old
Generous

>>281483227
>"I'm not invested"
>Proceeds to rant and shit himself over how invested he is in a certain outcome

>>281483196
There is no possibility whatsoever of any girl besides Anna from winning, that's because she's the main girl and that is an absolute iron law of JP romances. The only possible way the main couple doesn't get together is if there is a tragic separation (ie death, being a ghost, sent to space, etc). Karen will make her move and appear to be overwhelmingly powerful in the final arc which will put a heavy strain on Anna but it will be resolved in a dramatic romantic chase scene.

>>281483288
You're a low-IQ. Normally I wouldn't bother with your type but I'm using this opportunity to expound on JP romance genre law.

>>281483385
>I have no idea what I'm talking about and will continue to shit myself for everyone else's amusement
Whatever makes you feel even more "special" than the doctors told you you were

Also, my favorite harem girl is Tsukinoki. She's a deadly professional in the romance game. The way she just naturally flirts with Nuku is peak; smiling at him while on the phone as it's the most natural thing in the world while playing her hair, putting out body language saying "approach me". Most guys would be sucked in. She never makes mistakes. Too bad she has no hope whatsoever due to genre law but I still like her.

>>281469803
Holy shit... Has the author been dropping subtle hints this entire time so it won't feel like an asspull?

>>281470578
She's going to win.

>>281470498
The 3DPD schizoshitter, now this is makeine posting

>>281469803
Don't forget Nukumizu said if it weren't for the zombie thing she's exactly his type.

>>281466210
Anime girl design peaked here

>>281485111
>now this is makeine posting
What color are willow trees?

>>281483864
How can one series have so many great girls?

>>281485281
I'd drink her warm water

>>281487476
How can she be best girl in two different shows?

Anna will win because Nukumizu is fucking obsessed with her, and they will have sex on screen (on page?)

>>281487940
Anna will win because she's the first girl & main girl & most marketed girl & as a consequence, most popular girl & the author is a coward & best girls never win. And Nukumizu is really obsessed with her, I think you are right.

>>281483038
This post really broke the schizo huh

>>281487940
>Nukumizu is fucking obsessed with her
Were there any particular examples of his Yanami-brained moments in Volume 8

>>281482399
>Kanokari
I could see one of the girls pulling ruka's condom move

>>281487476
Though it may not seem like it, this is the apex predator of male nerd-bookworm

>I received a report from Ito-kun that the McCain event at Otakon was a great success.
>Thank you very much to all the overseas fans who attended and watched in person!
>Please continue to support Season 2 as well! 〜

>>281488446
Normal ass teenage girl status confirmed

Citrus tomboy > Fat otter > Zombie senpai > yandere imouto > Tsundere Basori >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Asocial gremlin

>>281488446
And then he proceeds to almost fold when she started flirting with him the next Volume while breaking narration denying any attraction.

Takagi's constantly cucking Ayano is meant to be a cautionary tale about what will happen if you are a retarded nigger that fumbles your Tomboy Childhood friend who lust after your cock
Ayano deserves everything that happens to him because the universe needs to make an example out of him

>>281488788
TRVKE

>>281488747
>next Volume
Can't wait for "No no, I meant the next Next Volume"

>>281488909
Maybe so. At the end of the day what'll matter is who gets with Nukumizu, not whatever little hints regarding Yanami or any other girl for that matter.

>>281488963
NTA. I'm finding it funny that we had one anon when the anime was airing cherrypicking all of the positive Anna mentions claiming "see! see! he thinks about her constantly!" and now we have an anon going through and posting all of the much less positive moments with her.

>>281489179
We all knew they do annoy each other most of the time, so this is quite a weird phenomenon

>>281489270
It's fine. a nice counterbalance from all of the "no you don't get it! if you read the books he only ever thinks about anna and only thinks about how much he likes her" posting that happened. plus its funny seeing nuks savage side

>>281489924
Fair enough

>>281463669 (OP)
GOTTA GET BACK, BACK TO THE PAST SAMURAI JACK! WATCH OUT!

>>281468214
I'd honk her horn if you catch my drift

>>281482811
Tiara-chan my beloved

>>281463669 (OP)
is this shit getting a second season or what?

>>281493078
I saw her first!

>>281493080
yes but not anytime soon

I would LOVE if it if this weren't trapped by JP moral and genre laws. Imagine a story of Nuku ruining his life getting suckered in by the winners turning his fun school life into a hell of high-stakes relationship drama, dealing with the fallout of the losers, etc. What makes it especially poignant is that the readers will all know in their hearts that they'd fuck up the same way at his age.

>>281493237
Sounds retarded and lesser than anamori’s novels

>>281488583
You shut your whore mouth. That asocial gremlin is best girl and my beloved wife

>>281470578
Asagumo Love!

If I were Lemon's coach I'd do what usually happens with coaches and track girls in doujinshi.

>>281495687
What’s interesting about Asagumo is her aggression and boldness. If the other characters acted like human beings they’d purge her with extreme prejudice, they’d loath her.

I want to pork Anna

Teenage pregnancy arc in volume 10

>>281495494
Excuse me, she's MY Gremlin wife!

>>281500659
It will be Kaju

>>281476635
I hate acrylic stands so much, it's unreal.

>>281500659
>>281501493

Asagumo is definitely the most endearing

>>281501908
She's the best winning heroine definitely

So will the s2 be good? Will it have a proper ending where people actually get together?
Or will it just be more cockteasing, cucking and suffering.

Anna sex.

>>281503049
Canonically mogged by Remon

>>281502662
>Will it have a proper ending where people actually get together?
Lol, no
We'll get Tiara/Shikiya, Kaju/Valentine's, and Lemon's date before ending with the senpais graduation and maybe a tease of the kouhai

Takagi is going to cheat on her boyfriend with Water and her boyfriend will like it.

>>281492140
He ended up going there.

Can someone volunteer to put a baby in Amanatsu-sensei?

why do you keep posting snippets

>>281502332
She's an openly unfaithful whore. I mean, all the winners are, but only she goes so far as to go on a totally-not-a-date with another guy when in active relationship she JUST secured. She'd be HATED if the was irl and not a harem girl amongst a cast of non-characters.

>>281468252
Imagine.

>>281501293
Nuh uh! She’s mine!

>>281508351
Oh I know but she's the most entertaining out of the 3 main ones.
>I mean, all the winners are
I don't know about the other two specifically, though Koto has said she wants to be in the cuck chair

>>281471639
i wish i was as retarded as you, maybe life would be more fun that way

>>281469803
ZOMBIE. WILL. WIN.

>>281483227
uh oh melty

Need more Riko

>>281509125
Japan does not do anything except mono-romances. Not in the shounen romance genre anyway. In shoujo and in Western romances it's possible for the main couple to take romantic detours with other characters, but this is SIMPLY NOT A THING in shounen romances. The main couple in this story is Nuku and Anna. Neither one of them will even be TEMPTED to go with another character. Sousuke could literally kabedon Anna and declare his love for her after declaring having broken up with Karen and she would stone-cold reject him on the spot. Karen could drag Nuku to a love hotel on Christmas Eve and strip naked while telling him she can't live without him and he wouldn't even THINK about the possibility of accepting. That's is probably going to happen in the final arc of this romcom and you'll all eat it up and screech about how the "worst girl" won yet again. You people will be squirming in suspense waiting for the final chapter because you don't understand basic JP genre law. And running up to the final arc each of the losers and their respective winners have a similair event where the winner makes a play for Nuku and the loser runs away in despair -- I can't wait to see /a/ lose their minds each time Nuku rejects a girl.

>>281509708
damn, i will not be reading a single word out of that

>>281509708
uh oh melty

>>281508439
>>281468252
what resolution are these tits

>>281509708
/unsubscribe

the day after ___________

>>281510493
nukumizu impregnated zombie

>>281510493
>the day after ___________
Anna Yanami ate forty cakes when no one was looking. She ate forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's what I don't like about you Nukumizu.

>>281510493
This dude makes my favourite fan art of these two

Tomboy and Childhood friend characters are literally for subhuman nigger cattle

>>281510493
She admitted she flicks her bean to the thought of Nukumizu impregnating his sister

>>281470911
>Karen likes nuku
Is this a meme or is real?

>>281513659
she wants nuku to bang anna

>>281513659
Ignore the schizo

I like Riko and I want to see more of her

inb4 erasers