Thread 281502918

Science says 98.7% of /a/ posters will pick the wrong girl...

>>281502918 (OP)
harem end

99% of people will correctly pick 4

I trust the science
By which I mean I pick 7

6

>>281502918 (OP)
They are all kinda whatever, but if I were to pick, it's probably 4.

>>281502918 (OP)
7

>>281502918 (OP)
I'll take number 8 and number 6

>>281502918 (OP)
I need to exercise more so 1

Active type is probably the only one I could be real friends with and IMO that is the best basis for a relationship. So I choose her, and while I like cute bob haircuts I can't deny I love that long black hair.

Basically want tomboy friend GF.

>>281502918 (OP)
I’ll go with 4 but 7 is a close second.

>>281502918 (OP)
3 or 5 is a wife material

>>281502918 (OP)
>natural style
more like nerd lol

>>281503463
4 and onwards are all hipsters.

>>281503391
If you're naive

>>281502918 (OP)
I need a #2 sugar baby.

>>281503391
I've read enough manga to know that 5 is a closet deranged psycho killer

>>281502918 (OP)
4 is the only option

>>281502918 (OP)
i'll take 3, 5 or 7.

>>281502918 (OP)
4 is for literally me type fags

>>281502918 (OP)
Hmm, 4 or 5, maybe 7, can't handle the other.

4 followed by 6, 5 is the most evil woman you’ve ever met

8. No homo.

>>281502918 (OP)
The answer is rape.

>>281502918 (OP)
Here are some yuri pairings:
1 x 5
2 x 7
3 x 8
4 x 6

>>281504843
Good taste.

>>281502918 (OP)
From this image just by looks I enjoy 5 the most.
In anime I like 1 and 3.
In ecchi / h-manga I like 2,3 and 6.
For 3d I think I could only get along with 4 and 7 though.

>>281502918 (OP)
3, 4, and 8 for me. Not really what I was expecting of myself.

>>281502918 (OP)
3 5 6 are only real choices for straight men. I personally pick 5.

>>281503577
I put playing video games in the same category as watching shounen anime.

>>281502918 (OP)
Which ones are the sluttiest?

>>281506399
3 type

>>281506399
None, they are pure 2D.

They are not 3D and only brainrotted turbofappers like >>281506468
think that there is no divide between H-manga/doujinshi 2D and regular 2D (this is the 'purer they look the sluttier they are' that you commonly find in fap mango)

>>281505864
I don't think 7 exist in the straight world. You remember bull dykes? Well these sort of 'masculine' female ikemen replaced them.

>>281506504
Oneesan clearly seductive predator. She hunts shotas

>>281502918 (OP)
1, 5 or 7
something in me says 2 but I have doubts if I can handle it

>>281506504
>reject that projection and embrace this projection instead
hmm...

>>281506567
>>281506624
2D is pure, you corruptionfags can go back to your NTR series. There is nothing, zero evidence, given in the OP's image which implies that one of them is slutty; if you infer that because they look pure then you are cuckminded and should be sectioned.

>>281503072
FPBP

>>281506504
You responded to me talking about ikemen but 7 is natural style.

>>281502918 (OP)
What if it's the same girl on different days of the week and #7 is just her being comfy at home?

>>281507038
7 is him being cozy

>>281507067
>him
bruh

>>281502918 (OP)
If you're talking about ME in particular, I don't think I'd be able to handle a conversation with any of them, or rather all of them would just lowkey skip me.

I CAN IMAGINE having some bare minimum conversations with the Gal Type #6 so I'll pcik that.

>>281507200
She won't date you. Only 1 or 8 would

>>281507233
I don't think 1 or 8 would date me either and dating doesn't make sense for me anymore by this point.

(I'm nearing 30 and all the girls I liked and approached softly turned me down. Still pretending to be a teenager is kinda ridiculous).

I'd just be interested in one-sided conversations and nothing more.

>>281502918 (OP)
Which one has a dick?

i just want a girl who loves me unconditionally

>>281502918 (OP)
For me it's 3, 5, and 7 with 7 being the front runner I also like looking at the flowers in the park

>>281507356
Flesh dick or metal dick?

>>281507368
This but also a virgin

>>281502918 (OP)
8 is crap because the true and honest boyish girls are accidental tomboys. They don't do it as a fashion statement, they actually don't care about fashion at all or are too lazy to dress girly. They also feel insecure about it.

>>281506728
based

>>281507543
>They also feel insecure about it.
That doesn't make any sense. What's the point of feeling insecure about something they choose to do? They know they're girls, so why not just shop for girl clothes? The sections are clearly sectioned in the stores, and there are even whole stores that are nothing but girl clothes.

>>281507368
Why not one who loves you for reasons?

>>281507636
like what

>>281507663
Like how cute you are or how much money you make, you know? Normal reasons.

>>281502918 (OP)
avoid 2,3,5,6 and you are safe

>>281507735
Safe from what? If I approached 3, what danger would I be in?

>>281507634
Humans are weird. You're thinking about stylish boy clothes. I've met a couple of girls like that dress in baggy boyish clothes because they are too depressed to do anything about it. I guess they feel like they are too ugly to fit on cute clothes. When you point out they are tomboys they say "N-no, I'm totally not a tomboy." It's the closest thing I've seen to gap moe in real life.

>>281507634
They probably feel like they don't fit in with their gender and aren't desirable. I can't comment on the rarity of that type of girl because I have never had very much contact with females and virtually none at all for like the last 15 years since high-school.

Blogshit time. But as a man who only feels socially comfortable around other men (a few, after knowing them a long time) I could imagine that a girl who does feel different to or uncomfortable around her peers (because she's different) and also feels insecure in, prehaps, believing that men also are less/not interested in her for the same reason, would have a hard time.

>>281507663
Well you're on /a/ so there's probably nothing likable, let alone loveable, about you. There certainly isn't in my case. But, hypothetically, if there was wouldn't you want your romance to be based on reasons rather than some unconditional love? Personally I can only think of unconditional love as either a biological reaction like a mother's love for her kids or else some kind of delusional disorder. Surely you have to love the things which make up a person to be able to say you love them without it being unconditional, and to me that seems a truer love.

>>281507866
I avoid the clearly marked landmine.

>>281502918 (OP)
fuck you homo I pick the girl I want

>>281507778
>Safe from what? If I approached 3, what danger would I be in?

If you were 12 and cute you'd be in a very nice danger. Otherwise? None at all.

>>281507930
According to science, you have to pick the correct one.

>>281507946
>If you were 12 and cute
I'm old, fat, and hairy.

>>281507866
>depressed gf.png
Isn't that and IRL bluehair lesfist manhater? But anyway, as anon said that's a mental health landmine.

>totally tubular
Neato

>>281502918 (OP)
I will pick 2. Is there even a contest? Is everyone else mad?
I want to go to the Aquarium with her

>>281508082
>Is everyone else mad?
Are you? I don't want that walking woman moment.

>>281508082
2 is a dyke in denial, bro.

>>281502918 (OP)
If those are the main meals, what are the sides?

>>281508237
2, 5, 7, and 8 are the yuri phenotype.

>>281508278
All women are bisexual. Why is that a problem you just need to sex her then she won’t be a dyke. Are you retarded?

>>281508135
Why don’t you want a woman? Are you gay?

>>281502918 (OP)
I pick two because that's my wife's style.

>>281507122
nothing like relaxed fit to hide that massive donf

>>281508517
I want a chill, /out/ gf so I picked 1. I don't want to stand there for 15 minutes while she agonizes over which version of an article of clothing (that I have never even hear of) to buy so I didn't pick 2.

>>281502918 (OP)
For me it's 3 and 5

>>281508082
>I want to go to the Aquarium with her
Aquarium dates are cool, they're very romantic.

OP is right and almost everyone else is wrong, the correct choice is a combination of 1 and 2

>>281502918 (OP)
eito

>>281502918 (OP)
I'd give some handmade chocolates to 1 and 5, but for 1 the chocolates would come with trail mix designed to include the chocolates.

>>281509709
Big Aqua has a firm hold on yuri manga.

no kids?

Why not just combine them all and make 1 ultimate girl?

>>281510434
you don't want kids

>>281502918 (OP)
Personality-wise: 7 > 1 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 8 > 6
Look-wise: 1 > 5 > 7 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 8 > 6
I guess I'd go with 7 overall, because she seems to be most low-maintenance among them.

>>281510455
How many holes would one girl made from eight girls have? The answer is shocking!

>>281510348
Yeah, I tried going there after seeing it in so many yuri manga and it was pretty fun and romantic, we had a blast.

>>281510776
Were you and your girlfriend attracted to the fish smell? It has been theorized that that is the source of its popularity.

>>281510824
Eh we mostly went to watch the jellyfishes, it was pretty romantic since this aquarium had lower lights on that room, also I don't mind fish smell since I cook it a lot at our household.

>>281510455
As the strongest of the eight, why doesn't #1 just eat the other girls?

>>281510990
She might be the strongest, but maybe another girl can make up with skill.

>>281508082
>clingy
>hooked on romance
Pain in the ass.

>>281511118
That just a selfadmission of weakness on your part

>>281512288
>muh real men argumento

>>281513050
You could be a woman and you would still be weak by saying that

>>281513240
I don't get your point, then. Elaborate.

>>281502918 (OP)
Wow you were right OP. Most anons picked wrong. Not me as I've always been an active wife chad.

>>281502918 (OP)
They are all sex

>>281511118
How is it bad for her to be clingy and hooked on romance?
Just play the part and go on aquarium dates with her, cook her nice dinners and go stargazing at night.
I don’t get it.
Romance is easy, and it feels good.
You sound like a deadbeat who just wants to exist without noticing anything while the girl cucks you lmao.
If you want that sure, than probably what you want is a 3DPD

>>281513578
>clingy
That translates to being annoying and possibly a menhera.
>hooked on romance
She has wild expectations and will want too much from you. If you actually entertain her, she will actually be turned off by you and then cuck you.

>>281513578
>Introduces his own cuck fetish out of nowhere
LMAO at this insecure faggot

>>281502918 (OP)
"Natural" is the one who owns a bunch of bondage gear, I can smell her kind from miles away. Gimme dat

>>281513631
>>281513672
You aren’t man enough for romance because you think it’s too much of a hassle. You literally want a girl without even having the gf experience.
>if you entertain the romance girl she will cuck you
LMAO, so basically you are saying that the character sheet of the anime girl is lying and she is actually a fake girl who pretends to be hooked on romance like how a 3DPD would have to be assumed to be if one actually said so.
It’s a fictional character, a fantasy to enjoy.
You can’t stand it.
Why?
LMAO, imagine coping THIS hard to not allow a fantasy to exist inside of your mind.

>>281502918 (OP)
1, 6, or 7

>>281513785
>she is actually a fake girl
Women don't know what they want, anon. At most, she's a menhera. Avoid.
Now stop having a meltdown.

>>281513836
you will find that most women know very well what they want and also what is attainable.

>>281513836
The character sheet says that she WANTS romance, not that she thinks that she wants it. So you are saying the character sheet is lying because you have to cope out or entertaining the fantasy of a fictional character. Got it

>>281502918 (OP)
>First pick
Natural style
I like smart women and quiet dates that don't involve moving around too much
>Second option
Subculture type
Those types often have lots of interesting things to talk about, and I like the idea of playing Minecraft with my gf
>Third option
Boyish type
Mostly because it makes my dick hard ngl

>>281513785
That's a lot of words to say "I'm a faggot"

>>281514415
>You are gay for choosing a woman
This should be banner to be honest

>>281516417
faggot still thinks faggot means gay.
when she pulls out the strap on and breaks your buck, it's not gay but you're still a faggot.

>>281502918 (OP)
7 > 8 > 4 >>> 5 > 1 > 3 >>> 2 > 6

>>281513836
>>281513936
Usually there's a fantasy in your head about what you want, but then reality doesn't really match up to what you imagined.
So when what she wants isn't really what she wanted, that means she's either delusional or you're doing it wrong.

>>281516767
What I'm doing has zero bearing on whatever her ability to make sense of reality is, therefore the answer is 100% her delusion.

>>281516677
Hi, Quark.

>>281516580
So in your mind going on a cute aquarium date with girl 2 is equivalent to what you wrote?
And you don’t see how you are the retard in this?

>>281517214
Maybe he's trying to process some kind of trauma that he experienced in the past?

>>281510990
Girls eating girls is gay.

>>281502918 (OP)
They all seem vapid

>>281502918 (OP)
Two more and you could make a roll table. Any suggestions?

>>281517566
Imouto

5 or 7 are the only choices for me

>>281517566
Overworked office lady in business attire and a stressed look on her face that seriously wants a reliable source of relief even if she has to pay for it. Cosplayer that's into wearing either traditional period accurate clothes or some sci-fi spandex loaded with gadgets under a big trenchcoat.

>>281517606
She needs a physical description.

>>281517214
>>281517345
I'm just a different anon that's annoyed I can't use the word faggot in public anymore because it's considered a "derrogatorry term for homosexuals".
I payed no attention to your previous argument with another anon that devolved into insulting each other.

>>281518695
retard faggot

>>281502918 (OP)
Yeah it's probably 4 for me.

>>281502918 (OP)
their hair is all too long

>>281518769
hey, don't forget they almost took retard away from us

>>281503072
this

>>281502918 (OP)
>simple
>not shirt and pants
The fuck is wrong with her?

>>281513530
Damn I miss that game
Maid wife best wife

>>281524690
wat game?

>>281502918 (OP)
7, everyone else is too exhausting.

>>281524732
10 Billion Wives

>>281524690
Based

>>281524893
Is the 20B one better?

>>281525746
As far as I remember it's pretty much just more of the same game with some new wives added, no better or worse.

>>281526051
I see
I'll download both just in case