Thread 281687522

Looking for Santa Claus

Stitches from episode seven.

And done.

h-hello?

Sex with Mai

Sex with **buta

DICKS OUT

>episode went up over a day late last week
>subtitles are fucking tiny for some reason this week
holy shit can crunchyroll stop constantly fucking up

I thought about saying it when the elevator scene happened, but this himeji girl is seriously dangerous, if sakuta's not careful she'll have him wrapped around her little finger
serious contender for the cutest girl, I'd fall for her tricks and get my heartbroken

Futaba spitroast

>>281689250
Imagine paying for that shit.

>>281687555
Ikumi owes Sakuta sex

Doroboneko.

>>281690947
>cute JK coming onto you
A lot of you would fold in this situation.

>>281687522 (OP)
FUTABA HUGS
FUTABA FUGS
FUTABA LOVE
FUTABA HAND-HOLDING

>>281690978
Lewd

>>281690966
I don't have a celebrity girlfriend who will BTFO the JK with sheer stacyness so yes.

>>281690966
Fold? What do you mean?
This is clearly an upgrade.

>>281690966
I would, sakuta's a stronger man than I and he's gonna fold and go on a date her instead of going on a babymaking trip with mai

>>281687522 (OP)
Reminder that Futaba owes them a threesome

>>281690966
this is at least the second time this has happened to MC, I have a feeling this arc will be as bad as the last one

>>281692248
they honestly looks like siblings

>>281692499
That makes it even hotter

>>281687522 (OP)
moshi moshi
santa desu

>>281689930
My alarm went off the moment things happened with that teacher. She's a menace.
Kirishima Touko needs a good dicking, however.

>>281690848
Imagine the threesome with Rio.
Being fucked up the arse by Ikumi while making out with him for behind while boobjob from Rio's huge jugs with Mai watching and seething.

Kino choreography.

>>281690966
Nah, I'd raise.

My try

Week 8 of convincing myself to watch the movies.

>>281694382
wife

>>281694630
Where is the Photoshop with the tally marks on her thigh?

>>281695070
This highschooler will be happy for sure.

>>281694995
between being made to pay for her mont blanc and drink, and having to buy a ring for mai sakuta's wallet got reamed this episode

>>281695151
This shot is funny

>>281695151
>>281695435
amassing a casual collection of little sisters

>>281695435
Zukki & the Imoutos are the real idol group that'll take Budokan.

>>281694995
It's actually kind of hilarious that I've been watching this waifubait title for this long and this is the first character in it I actually find attractive.
I've actually been watching it for the plot.

Mai and Sakuta's interactions are amazing though.

Made some stitches.

I watched it.

Last stitch.

>>281695428
Imagine if Koga gained weight and her butt got bigger to the point where her watiress outfit started to not fit on her and she'd have to squeeze into it haha what a situation that would be.

>>281695957
Thanks anon

>>281695957
Thanks anon, these are awesome. This show always had a great vibe.

Futaba is such a slut

Holy fuck she's hot.

>Uploading pictures online in full clothing
>Not even underwear picture
>Just shit everyone at school sees

Should've made that arc an actual
>Sleeps with dirty old men for attention and feeling loved
Arc.

>>281697057
She's not a virgin btw

^Virgin hands wrote this

i'm 90% convinced sakuta and himeji's VAs fucked

tell it to me straight. does the heat from the rice actually cook the egg?

idol sluts

>>281697909
No, burger, it's just that in most parts of the world raw eggs are completely save to eat due to the health standards.

It is not legal to import eggs from the United States in many countries because of the poor health standards with them.

i really wanna watch this but... the movies...

The speedrun is hitting really bad in this too. The whole ring thing was a lot longer in the novel. Hopefully they manage to make the last arc work.

>>281697993
Going to Japan and completely changing my diet for two weeks was an eye opener. I dropped seven pounds in two weeks not only from walking everywhere but also eating food that wasn't filled with processed garbage.

>>281698758
To be fair that's not the same thing as the fact that in almost every country in the world chickens are required by law to be vaccinated against salmonella and what not.

This is just that in the U.S.A. they're known to put a buttload of sugar into everything. As in, I sometimes read that U.S.A. bread when sold in most European countries legally cannot be called bread any more and has to be called a pastry or a cake but I'm not sure how truthful that is.

i need spoilers

>>281699381
Go to the wiki

The author is in love with Mai, isn't he? She's this perfect girlfriend who never gets mad about anything, which includes her boyfriend hanging out with a ton of cute girls and him breaking his promises to go on dates with to spend time with those sluts instead. The author also always throws in a scene every arc where Sakuta asks Mai for sex and she flatly refuses because he wants to remind everyone she's pure. Remember they've been dating for two years now.

The only thing that makes it better than Rent a Girlfriend is that at least Sakuta doesn't have to pay her.

>>281692499
they have a better sibling-like relationship than he has with his own imouto.

>>281699394
>monogatarifag discovers idealization is a thing in media

>>281699394
>>281699480
This would be greatly improved if:
>They just had sex in the second episode in that hotel room
>The story made it absolutely clear neither were virgins
>More of a mixed-sex cast with many of the cases also being male

That's all it needs.
>Muh having gone out for two years, still no sex
Bwaahahahah

>>281699567
This would be greatly improved if:
>Sakuta just had sex with every female except Futaba
That's all it needs.

Surely you wouldn't cheat on your famous gf for some random whore.
Unless you're named Sakurai.

Was thinking of picking this up but apparently the main heroine is an actress. Does the MC have to watch her make out with other guys on camera like a cuck?

>>281699917
No

GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>>281699917
Your extreme permavirginity that oozes from your post, it amuses me and brings me much joy.

Built to ride faces

remind me again, what was nao toyama's character (kouhai currently employed in the diner) disability?

>>281701192
having a butt so fat that it warped time around it so you could repeat a day by circling around her counter-clockwise.

>>281701192
She wanted to fit in perfectly so she looped a set of days between her rejecting some dude and eventually because she fell in love with Sakuta which acted as foreshadowing of little Shoko's syndrome.

Can someone spoil me the last novel? Did they finally fuck or get married?

>>281700949
yeah, mine

Tbh just kill kirishima toko, I know she is a victim because of the "no one can see me" syndrome, but if your gonna spent your time just creating songs that create these to other people just kill her, no one is gonna know where the body is anyway, everyone would just see a random guy punching the air and shit

Hemiji is what hispanic people would call "el diaaaaablooooooo"

Fuck Futaba

>>281702711
We know Toranosuke

Remind what did Mai see in Sakuta?

>>281702793
He's literally me

>>281702793
He's got a big dick

>>281702793
He saved her.

>>281702793
He saved her in the first arc, the real question is why does the MC sticks with Mai, she is kinda boring, is a total prude and can barely make any time to see her boyfriend, dude is literally wasting his prime years on a trophy gf that he barely interacts with.

>>281704154
That's more than most people get to be fair.

>>281704154
This is the correct take, it's justified in universe because muh fate and she's the most popular and beautiful girl in the world™, but objectively he's getting very little out of the experience and missing out on tons of great alternatives. It would be miserable to be him.

Why hasn't he has sex with Mai yet?
Aren't they college students already? Come on

>>281699723
Fuck you
Futaba is the one who deserves the D the most

>>281699917
They just tiptoe around that issue because author has no balls

>>281705571
Mai getting pregnant would ruin her career

>>281705905
ever heard of contraceptive?

>>281705722
Rent-A-Girlfriend is the the other way sir

>>281705905
That's why you use condoms, dumb dumb

>>281705996
>>281706034
She won't accept anything but pill-free, unprotected nakadashi sex

sakuta won't give away the milk for free, she has to finish filling in the marriage certificate to legally own that cow.

>>281705571
She doesn't want Sakuta finding out she's not a virgin

>>281706068
God, imagine squirting your goo into her tight slit, feeling it clamp down on you as it tries to squeeze everything out of your snek.

>>281687522 (OP)
AoButa? More like AoBOOBA!

>>281690947
>>281694694
>>281695517
>>281695908
>>281699401
It kinda irks me how this girl is like, exactly my type. I guess it's the wavy hair and confident attitude, I dunno, but she looks like someone I would have a secret crush and dream about everyday IRL.

>>281706570
>he likes evil women

Futaba DP

This might be the worst anime of all time but I just can't drop it, is like one of those videos where it seems "something" is about to happen but nothing really happens. At least 4 more weeks of this, surely something will happen...

>>281699723
They should have an open relationship and it should be canon that both Mai and Sakuta also have a thing for black guys.

I like this seasons OP.

>>281709851
nice ass

>>281711335
I love it

>>281711335
I miss Kimi no Sei

HUGE HUGS
BIG LOVE

>>281707741
>This might be the worst anime of all time
Welcome to anime, recently graduated 18 year old poster.

Buttslut

>>281715192
Sakuta should ravage her anus

Futaba is for humiliation play

>>281716798
She is for lovey dovey, you degenerate.

>>281690978
Futaba motorboat is enough for me.

Futaba motorboat
Futaba paizuri
Futaba creampie

>>281721074
>Watching Futaba do all those things with a black guy
There, I fixed it.

>>281721676
mai unironically has the most blacked content on pixiv

>>281721756
The issue with this title is that both are still virgins:
>Both Mai and Sakuta canonically not being virgins when the title starts
>Their just casually having sex in that hotel room because sexhavers don't care about that
>Half of the puberty syndrome cases being male

Is all it would take to make this perfection and erase all traces of it trying to cater to a most vile, most virginal breed of audience.

>>281721817
uuuh ok? I was just pointing out that out of all of the aobuta girls she's the one with the most content of that kind

>>281715079
I have seen every anime and I agree, now what.

>>281721888
Yes, and I'm saying that the issue is that it's not true.
Mai should've never been a virgin.

>>281721817
>erase all traces of it trying to cater to a most vile, most virginal breed of audience
like 99% of ln anime? why is that an aobuta problem?
Also, Sakuta not being a virgin definitely wouldn't help his case here.

>>281722427
Anon no, that's just the virgin shit you watch.
Gokuu had sex. I don't know how and can't imagine it, but he had it, so did Vegeta.

I care about Aobuta because it's sort of on the edge. The plot and characters are interesting enough to enjoy but it's obviously still catering to a vile virginal fanbase.

>>281723126
Ah, yes, the famous light novel known as dragon ball.

>>281723306
Where do you say light novel? you said “anime”.
Most popular anime isn't catering to virgins, most is just random action where people have sex and children like normal human beings uneventfully.

I also know so many smut light novels where they fuck in the first chapter.

>>281723378
not that anon but:
>>281722427
>like 99% of ln anime?
>Light Novel anime
read nigga
also wtf are you even going on about? is this some incel shit?

>>281723518
Ohh I, that's an l, I thought it was just a typo and “99% of in anime”.
Fair, it's probably more common then, but still not 99%.

>>281723854
This threesome should be Sakuta in the middle.
I'm thinking Sakuta being arsefucked by and making out with Kunimi from the back while being boobjobbed from the front by Rio.

This is perfection.

>>281723854
>being this gay

>>281714858
What I got from the movie and her arc is that she has autism. Which is kinda rare in anime these days that only one character appears in the spectrum.

>>281724896
>only one
Do we really need to post the "I stepped in dog poop" gif every thread?

>>281725229
Monogatarifags are autistic, sure, but they aren't characters in the show.

>>281723854
They always had sexual energy going on

i'm very surprised to see that this anime is still going. i thought it ended years ago

>>281727115
It got some films and then a second season.

It's actually kind of interesting how the first season literally aired seven years ago. Like are this really the same people watching?

Honey Lemon Soda also begain serializing in 2015 and is still ongoing, is this really still the original fanbase that's with it and now 10 years older while the characters barely aged?

>>281727115
It's a light novel series that was still ongoing when the first season ended. They kept making movies after that and then the light novel ended, now they adapting the final arc. It's not that unusual.

>>281727329
What it's actually going to end with this season?
Sacrebleu, help my unbelief.

By the way, they said Sakourasou had a really bad ending but when I read about the ending I think it was probably really well written and gripping all all the “The ending was so baaad!” faggots were just like
>Noooooo, my self-insert got dumped by his love interest; noooooo!!! I only consume fiction to imagine myself getting love.

And they are most vile, most virginal, and they must die.

>>281727480
>What it's actually going to end with this season?
No, there's two lns that will probably be a later movie.

is the "virginal" spam a new bot

>>281727661
No

>>281724120
Nothing gay about sharing a hoe with your bro

>>281687522 (OP)
Reminder that she ends up fucking her underage male kouhai at the end of the novels.

>>281687522 (OP)
bunny girls are the best

>>281730041
Also based but it should've been having sex with dirty old men during the duplication arc.

>>281714858
cute

>>281697949
they're all so cute

>>281730041
Good for her, she only know two guys and both have girlfriends.

>>281706034
Mai would make him pull out even with condoms

>>281723854
https://exhentai.org/g/2396575/3b9e3022f2/

>>281699394
>The only thing that makes it better than Rent a Girlfriend is that at least Sakuta doesn't have to pay her.

I'd go further: difference is that he is the "rent-a-boyfriend" in this scenario.