Thread 281718565

>high energy and would always be up at 6am to make the kids breakfast
>loyal and would never betray the one who lets her engage in her ecoterrorism hobby
>genetically engineered and gets lots of exercise so she would be tight and bangable well into her 40s
>would threaten to nuke anyone or any establishment that mistreats her children
>frugal with money and not many material needs
>encourages kids to follow their dreams and not care about what normoids think
>crimson genes means your kids will also be powerful
>already proven she can take care of children
You can't name a better character for knocking up

>>281718565 (OP)
shes 10 you pdf

>>281718595
She's having 10 kids

Darkness better

>>281718722
yeah, with me

>>281718854
Darkness will provide the breast milk Megumin cannot.

>>281718595
Hello twitter/reddit
Aren't you busy jerking of to marin the underage girl?

>>281718565 (OP)
She'll never get the chance to be a mother since her small frame would never be able to endure the trauma of childbirth

>>281720317
This is true.
She would die in childbirth

>>281720599
>>281720317
Small women have kids all the time. Just have Aqua standing by for the delivery in case of issues. Being a healslut is the one thing she's actually useful for.

>>281718854
>>281720021
>wet nurse Darkness
This is legitimately the role she was built for.

>>281718595
out of 10

>>281720021
>>281720943
Good, I don't want Megumin's rack destroyed by nursing. Small tits turn into saggy flat pancakes after a few kids. Our concubine Yunyun can nurse her own though.

>>281718565 (OP)
>You can't name a better character for knocking up
ENTER TAIGA

>>281721240
>Megumin need 6 months of creampies twice daily to finally get knocked up
>Yunyun is instantly pregnant the first time you fuck her on a fertile day

>>281718565 (OP)
>megumin

Actual spoiler

>>281718595
Thank you for the compliment but she's 14.

>>281721558
>you WILL raw-dog NOW and you WILL like it
>but Mom, I'm on my period
>so?
I wonder what weird chuuni name their first child gets.

>>281721439
The baby rejected her body.

>>281721499
cute

>>281721737
It's actually relatively unlikely for really young girls to get pregnant because the first few years are a dry run where they don't actually release an egg on every cycle. Megumin probably hit puberty pretty late due to malnutrition and stunted growth, so she probably hasn't got into a regular cycle yet. Yunyun clearly started much earlier.

>>281718565 (OP)
She's so tiny that she'd probably die in childbirth

>>281722009
If that was how it worked women would all be 6 feet tall and asians would go extinct.

>>281722827
>>281722009
For most of human history the average woman was Megumin-sized. Modern first world era are freaks due to sheer calories consumed and lack of childhood disease. The average Japanese male today is more than 4 inches taller than in 1960.

>>281721309
ranma

>>281722009
This gap would have no problems with twins.

>>281723180
Where would the fetus go when she transformed? Could she avoid most of the shittiness of being pregnant by spending nine months in male form?

>>281723239
hot

>>281718565 (OP)
Megumin is for painal only

>>281718565 (OP)
All Rie Takahashi girls are made for motherhood desu

>>281723346
You are a homosexual.

>>281723771
Have fun getting baby trapped by a crazy bitch. Iris, Chris or Yunyun can have my seed.

>>281718565 (OP)
YunYun is better in every way

>>281718565 (OP)
imagine

>take pregumin out for date
>she casts boom
>center of gravity is more forward than usual
>collapses stomach first
>child aborted

>>281721309
triplets

>>281718565 (OP)
she can be easily carried to have babymaking sex anytime, anywhere

>>281721499
do the kids inherit her dumbness?

>>281722009
retard alert
people did this a lot back then before the age and even size hysteria set in

>>281726495
>Kazuma's right hand
>two in the pink, two in the stink

>>281726588
Kazuma and Aqua have exactly opposite stat sheets, so the kids are normies and average at everything

>>281718565 (OP)
Yunyun would be a better mother.

>>281726495
Is he trying to wear her like a muppet?

>>281723068
>For most of human history the average woman was Megumin-sized.
For most of human history childbirth was a leading cause of death for women (typically via either infection of hemorrhage)

>>281721439
>Megumin need 6 months of creampies twice daily to finally get knocked up
Where do I have to be bothered by this information?

>>281721439
I volunteer for this hard and thankless task.

>>281718565 (OP)
KonoSuba not going the harem route is a massive wasted oportunity.

>>281718565 (OP)
Don't forget super kinky in bed!

>>281724112
You don't have to choose. They are a package deal.

>>281728375
Rope bondage is the hottest.

>>281722009
>>281723239
Yeah she will be fine.

>>281729987
This methodology is faulty. I want a more proper mathematical analysis done.

Pregumin!

ENTER

>>281730866
that's a lot of kids...

>>281730904
What colour is her underwear?

>>281731455
nopan

>>281731608
Is she a nopan idol or magical girl?

>>281721907
Dammit, so I need to have lots of frequent sex with Megumin to overcome this debuff? What a bother!

>>281731677
god it's been years since I drew this and it's still getting used

>>281726761
unfortunately, (or wonderfully fortunately if they're lucky) that's not how genetics works.

>>281718565 (OP)
>You can't name a better character for knocking up

Challenge accepted

>>281722009
Fortunately for her she's friends with a goddess who can cast resurrection

>>281736542
An ideal mother should carry at least a few more at a time

>>281721596
A little too old, but maybe correctable with immediate marriage

>>281718565 (OP)
But Aqua's got ass