Thread 281733341

i LOVE yuri

there's nothing better than sticking your penis between a yuri kiss

>>281733371
trvke

>>281733371
Pretty sad that the best thing you know is a fictional situation you imagined.

>>281733371
Nooo you have to imagine sitting in the cuck chair it’s more well adjusted or something

>>281733766
>fictional

>>281733371
kek

>>281733766
>fictional situation you imagined.
like yuri?

>>281733341 (OP)
There needs to be more anime like Valkyrie Drive Mermaid.

>>281733766
How will /a/ recover?

>>281733960
yeah there should be more yuri where the girls get gangraped by a bunch of faceless male golems

>>281733341 (OP)
yeah

>>281734187
This anon gets it

>>281734358
>>281734187
>>281733371
>>281733741
>>281733812
>sees cute girls
>thinks of a penis

>>281734615
It's a natural reaction to cute girls. Penis is what you use to breed them. That's how you were born btw.

>>281733371
yuribros will seethe because you ruined their thread :(
thanks

Taming yuri with the cock is my fetish

>>281734615
>xhe doesn't want to fuck women
What are you, gay or something?

>>281733341 (OP)
is there any man who doesn't?

>>281735036
His wives are so cute

>>281733371
fpbp

>>281735212
>>281733371
How do you have nothing better to do with your life?

>>281735371
Nah, we're fucking bitches and jerk off the straight porn, unlike yurifags like you.

>>281735432
>we're fucking bitches
You're posting on an anime board. Who are you trying to fool?

there's nothing better than sticking your penis inside yuri girls

>i love you

>hahaha i love you too
>as a friend

>...

>anyway, can you help set me up with your seatmate? i actually have a crush on him, teehee

>>281735432
my favorite hentai genre is yuri correction

>>281735432
>>281735498
>>281735567
You spend every waking second of your life shitposting on 4chan, and are scared to even leave your house, out of fear that your shitposts won't be on the board.

>>281735592
mental illness and yuri really do go hand and hand
just like a yuri girl's hand and the hand of a man

>>281735660
>cancer in yurifags' head
>penis inside yuri girl's vagina and sperm in her womb
a match made in hell, and a match made in heaven

>>281735660
>>281735703
Now use that phone you are posting from to take a picture of the PC you are sitting in front of.

>>281735520
>and then the first girl grows out of her phase and finds herself her own man
this is yuri done right

>>281733371
FPBP

>>281735756
>>281735867
Just as a reminder, everyone knows you're the only person who makes "anti yuri" posts.

>>281733341 (OP)
I too, am a cultured yuri enthusiast!
I tip my hat to you, fine m'faggot.

>>281735901
Christian culture warriors discovering anime was just terrible.

>>281735929
Crazy how you've been reposting the same small handful of shitposts over and over for a literal decade of your life.

>>281733371
eff pee bee pee

>>281735960
See >>281735901

>>281735901
Obsessed

>>281735939
I hate religious turds, but not so much now that I know they must also have been attacking yuri.
Yuri could very well be the evil that'll unite us.

>>281735981
Right? Imagine being a schizo who replies to your own post dozens of times to try and force a "meme".

>>281734981
>>281734728
>>281736523
>sees cute girls
>thinks of a penis AND T-word
You sound like a faggot who got raped by a T-word

>>281735212
>>281735218
>>281735432
Ah you're back from getting mindbroken by that cute samurai tomboy weeks ago

>>281733341 (OP)
There's a bunkbed right there, why are they on the floor

>>281736610
>>281736637
>resident tranny is still malding
All dykes love cocks btw

The face that gave Majimafag >>281735929 >>281735960 >>281733796
a heart attack

>>281736673
Why are you obsessed with thinking other people are mad?

>>281736673
>Cock-loving faggot calling others t^^^ny
lol lmao

Johnny won btw

>>281736696
It's called observation. He was clearly mad enough to reply twice without bumping the thread.
>>281736708
Only trannies love cocks? Is that why fake penises are so popular witb dykes?

>>281736739
>observation
Did you know that observations can be wrong?

>>281736739
You sure love talking about cocks and T-words, anon. Are you speaking these from experience?

>>281736761
Of course, but it isn't in this case.
>>281736774
It seems like the more I use this "tranny" word, the more you get hurt. So I might just keep doing that. All dykes love cocks btw.

>>281736799
>Of course, but it isn't in this case.
Name a situation where you would accept people who say things you dislike are not mad.

>>281736799
And the more you use them, the more apparent that you love them

I'm starting to think the retard who keeps bringing up cocks and tr&&ny just doesn't like women in general

will you two just kiss already

>>281736816
What makes you think I dislike xis posts? The more xe posts, the more ammo xe gives to me so I could bully him further. Why are you defending xim though?
>>281736829
I see a tranny, I call it out.

>>281736855
Why are you so afraid of that word anon? Do you get hurt when people say it to you?

>>281736871
>refuses to answer the question
So you're a psycho who will never ever admit they are wrong.

>>281736894
>pic related is so me yurisister

>>281736891
How many warnings and bans will it take for you to realize that /a/ isn't /v/ or /pol/, you retarded fuck?

JFC Majimafag, stop seething about those freaks already

>>281736909
>psycho
But enough about self-hating verminist nu-males like (You).
>they are wrong
When did stating the truth become wrong? I tell xim how it is, and xe gets angrier, which proves my initial point.

>>281736922
Probably because trannies like you keep reporting them since the word hurts you like a bitch.

>>281736958
Can you make an argument without ever bringing them up? You have them living in your head for years, man

>>281736981
Again, I see one (You), I call it out. Maybe don't act like a tranny next time, alright? But you're incapable of doing this thanks to overdosing on estrogen which shrunk your tiny brain even further.

>>281737015
Holy shit dude. You're not speaking for the whole /a/ board. Touch grass.

>>281736940
Saying the word "truth" in a sentence does not mean what you are saying is actually the true. You can not change reality with labels. The sheer irony of you constantly screeching about trannies, when you think exactly like them.

Again, what will make you accept that no one is mad when they are replying to you.

>>281737029
>You're not speaking for the whole /a/ board.
But do you see how many posts he made and how much he samefagged? You are obligated to think he is more than one person now, or else you're schizo.

>>281735432
>>281735212
>>281735929
Get out of your mother's basement and get a hobby, faggot

>Appears
>Makes you seethe

>>281734615
>sees cute girls
>thinks with penis
ftfy

>>281737270
Good job speaking for yourself, faggot

>>281733371
>>281736940
>>281737015
Off topic spam.

>>281737224
is this a boy or a girl

>>281733341 (OP)
you like to watch

>>281737177
Yet your posts get deleted, yurifag.

MODS = GODS

>>281737935
Yes.

>>281738464
pottery.

>>281734615
ESLsister, he specifically said "sticking your penis between a yuri kiss", so he was thinking about his own dick. That's just a natural male reaction to seeing a beautiful woman. If I saw two girls kissing, I'd stick my dick in between them too (and in them as well, if you know what I mean!).

>>281733371
trvth nvke that annihilated /u/

Aren't the /y/ threads far more chill? Why?

>>281734615
fags just can't help themselves..

>>281734615
Yes when I see cute girls I want to actually insert my penis into them unlike you who cut it off

>>281733341 (OP)
Is it true that male anime characters transition into female anime characters because they think it's easier to get into a yuri relationship with a female anime character instead of a het relationship with a female anime character, in an anime?

>>281733371
Me too anon

>>281739483
No, all male trannies in anime want to get fucked by men.

>>281739583
Now we know who the retard is, good to know.
It's funny how many male anons on /a/ are so afraid of yuri they feel a need to psot some low porn form some degenerate artist to support their views, it's laughable.

>>281739304
Normalfags from pol aren't numerous enough to shit up both.

>>281740400
Some people (men) get offended by the idea of two women finding hapiness without a man.

>>281740400
Woah why are you so mad anon? We’re just talking about fictional sex here. Maybe you’re the one feeling jealous that we’re having fun.

>>281740471
Women may think that they can find happiness without a man but this is self-deception. There's no purer concept than fixing a lesbian girl with cock.

>>281736915
>>281736894
Ok femanon

>>281734615
Futanari far better

>>281740652
You will never get a girlfriend though.

>>281733371
Reminder your penis will never betray because you'll be the only one to touch it

>>281740708
Eh a 4channer telling another 4channer that he'll YWNGAGF?

>>281733371
BASADO

>>281733341 (OP)
Me too!!!

>>281740908
Regular people browse here too yknow

>>281742144
Bait

>>281733371
Pack it up, thread is over

>>281734927
>cock is my fetish
We know hetbro.

>>281744291
Bumped the thread again. Good job moron

>>281734615
>4chan is populated by unironic homos that can only think of sucking dicks
Its our fault for still using this site and keep engaging with them

>>281733371
>so much samefagging

>>281733371
Truke. It's how nature intended things to be.

>>281736637
Based. Dykes can't beat the ugly bastard cock

>>281744449
Follow your own narration and leave the site forever then.

>half the thread deleted
>troon schizo spammer trying to pretend it's one of the bros
Great thread, replying means baited btw

>>281744643
Eventually
Thanks to the site getting worse each day, its easier every day

People lost

>>281740428
You can't just post that and then not link the uncensored version.

Ok but can you guys post more vids, pics don't do anything for me

>>281739304
because these threads are made by a bunch of yaoifags to shitpost in