Thread 281739478

Why didn't we see this in the anime adaption, /a/?

we did
it was a fade to black scene

>>281739478 (OP)
what size are kirito's balls to be able hold 2 years worth of semen

Did Sugu die a virgin?

>>281739543
His balls double as a bag of holding.

>>281739732
yes, but post mortem she became a massive slut

>>281739478 (OP)
> Meanwhile in the real world.
Nurse: How can a comatose guy release so much semen without stimulation!?

>>281739478 (OP)
Jesus Christ, the writing is so bad

>>281739478 (OP)

Carlton Banks loses his virginity.

Imagine still caring about this shit like 10+ years later, unc really think he's funny

>>281740060
i'm a gen z, faggot. you got any problem with me caring about this?

>>281740060
It is actually more like 20 years later, this shit was written in like 2001-2002,lmao.

>>281740110
Gen z can be anything from 13 to 29,tell me how I know you are closer to 30 than you are to 20....

>>281740179
you want me to use gen z lingo or wot, faggot? i don't use that, fyi. you're just seething because your moeshit and yurigarbage trash aren't that popular as sao. keep seething for all i care

>>281739478 (OP)
Ahem, Kirito is shown in the morning next to Asuna covering her naked body with a blanket in the anime.
How oblivious art thou?

>>281740226
>>281740179
you fags are actually both cancer and should kill yourselves
this is modern /a/ everyone.
please clap.

>>281739478 (OP)
>>281739511
>Asuna says they want to have sex
>Fade to black
>Next scene shows kirito waking asuna up when she is totally naked sleeping next to him

Why are zoomers so retarded they need everything explained directly to them? is this why modern anime has so many degeneracy sex scenes being shown?

>>281739908
yeah I understand why the author deleted it from existence.

>>281741144
And then the author continued to write 16.6, 16.7, 16.7.5, 16.8, 16.9, and the rest of Sugary Days. It's too bad he retitled them under Sugary Days instead of proceeding with software version designations.

And yes, there is more sex in those chapters. Yes, they are blissfully fade-to-black this time. No, they are not just about them having sex on every surface. Enjoy your musings on carpentry, meaningless e-peen stat wanking, and live hotfixes.

>>281739478 (OP)
Is this virtual semen or real semen?

>>281739478 (OP)
>That UI
Take me back

>two years worth of semen
was he eating the wet dreams semen? only way this is possible

>>281739543
Your body reabsorbs expired spunk

>>281739478 (OP)
At the risk of sounding like a retard.
This is a fanfic right?

>>281739543
>>281739814
>>281742035
its a metaphor

why does a videogame have a sex and nakadashi function?

>>281742079
it's official

>>281740981
>>281739511
i cant say i got the scene way back then, since i dont remember anything beside Asuna undressing, Kirito dropping his spaghetti and her getting mad at him
man i have to rewatch Aincrad Sao, it was so comfy

>>281742079
>24 years later
>people still don't know about chapter 16.5

>>281739478 (OP)
Do you think Kirito jizzed his pants in real life when he was fucking Asuna in the game?

>>281746436
100%. Sugu was probably holding his hand and thought it was her touch that set him off

>>281746436
someone had to clean up 2 years worth of it

>>281746436
He wouldn't jizz his pants because he was in the hospital in the coma and probably had a catheter.
So it's more like his pee bag suddenly filled up with cum.

How much would 2 years worth semen be? 4 liters? Or more? Why was it 2 years worth? And what happened to asuna body? Did it inflate like luffy or those girls in kuroinu? Can kirito do this every time he cums? Where the doctors and nurses present when this happened?
So many questions.......

>>281739478 (OP)
They didn't have enough budget to animate two years worth of semen

>>281742035
You meant my body recycles my navy on its own without me needing to drink it? Damn.

>>281739478 (OP)
Thats literally slug fucking.
There was no ejaculation, at all.

>>281747756
Usually you'll have a wet dream before that happens.

>>281739478 (OP)
Does it count as losing his virginity if it happened in the video game and not the real world?

>>281739478 (OP)
GLORP GLORP GLORP

>>281739478 (OP)
>windows 7 border
Take me back /a/nons...

>>281740981
i wanted to see the two years worth of semen slurping from her psusy

>>281741641
Both

>>281739478 (OP)
It didn't count because it was VR. His real IRL first time with Asuna was in Ordinal Scale, and it was a fade-to-black iirc.

>>281746436
Probably? It wouldn't be different from a wet dream.

you think the hospital staff had a tough time cleaning up two years worth of semen irl

>>281746819
Catheters connect directly to the bladder. I'm pretty sure if he came, then it would struggle to ooze out past the catheter, but still ultimately fill his pants.
Then the nurse would have to take it out and clean him up.

>>281749940
maybe sugu had to clean him up

>>281749556
Well that puts it into smut or porn territory, text can get away with explicit sex scenes, where as visual media can't, for reasons I don't comprehend. You can see books with written sex scenes to kids, but buy porn they cannot.

>>281741641
He was probably cumming inside suguha IRL as it happened

>>281751266
you literally can't cum with a catheter in anon

>>281752281
I believe this as factual.

>>281739478 (OP)
>made a GLOPPING noise
More than a decade later and it still cracks me up.

>>281741590
Does Kirito fuck anyone other than Asuna?

>>281752448
>*GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP* *GLOP*

>>281753452
no he is loyal to his literal wife

>>281753452
unless alice raped him in wonderland while he was comatose or sugu while he was in SAO no

>>281740438
He just tucked her in bed gently.

>>281753452
Kirito has only ever had sex with Asuna and his husband Eugeo.

>sword art online progressive movies
>its just more fucking sword art online
can I have more please. holy shit. This show is great when its just abunch of people trying to live their lives while trying to beat the death game.

>>281754714
>can I have more please
no fuck the progressive director and FUCK mito. Reboot progressive and do it again but right or FUCK OFF

>>281754742
I read the manga after and I understand this sentiment. Wonder why they wanted to add another OC. The story is already written for Kirito and Asuna.

>>281740981
>is this why modern anime has so many degeneracy sex scenes being shown?
Like what?

>>281755057
Kek

>>281754033
>literal wife
Did they get married outside of the video game, or is video game marriage legally binding?

>>281755861
They are engaged with her parents (giga rich btw) blessing. Her mom hated him at first but after getting to know him he's alright I guess

>>281739876
>how's the patient, nurse?
>I just don't understand. He's been ejaculating continuously for almost two years now. Do you have any idea how much IV fluid he's going through?!

>>281740110
Yo UNC thinks he's not a zoomers aren't the new boomers. Gen A/B are the new kids gramps

Back when it was airing, the threads went at the speed of light. 2 ln autists went through the most hilarious mental gymnastic trying to claim it wasn't the trainwreck of the century, ultimately resorting to "i-it's better in the ln you stupid secondaries!" So people pulles out the ln to show that it was 100x worse, as shown in op.
The reat of the posters were dying of laughter with how bad everything was and how much of a retard and a gary stu kirito was.

Now zoo.ers puck it up and genuinely believe it's the best thing ever and that kirito is a well-written, nuanced character.

Zoomers are not human. Not even the average mollusk has such poor quality standards.

>>281756271
The OP is the web novel not the LN tetrairy. And yes the LN is better

>>281739478 (OP)
Did Kirito and Asuna had sex in the real world too?

>>281756739
Heavily implied yes

>>281739478 (OP)
>Why didn't we see this in the anime adaption, /a/?
It's a shame that they didn't animate it, but at least we got to see Asuna's nipple in Ordinal Scale.

>>281756271
It WAS better in the LNs. The LNs were still not good. Both can be true.

>>281756739
When they both finally got out of the hospital they probably fucked non stop for like a week

I like the part where they mention the game included genitals for the players because being Barbie dolls was taking a mental toll on them
And I like it even more they explain why pubic hair doesn't exist due to unnecessary rendering, and even more so when apparently they did include vaginal fluids and semen for some fucking reason

>>281739478 (OP)
Aahh... My very first goon session was on this.

>>281739876
>>281755995
Do you think the nurse licked his mess?

>>281760852
>pubic hair doesn't exist due to unnecessary rendering
Dropped

>>281752281
I read that doujin

>toggling sex on makes baths feel better
I love SAO mechanics.

The dumbest game mechanics remains Underworld. Now that was cobbled together spaghetti code.

>>281739478 (OP)
a rare chance to post this image

>>281755057
Literally Nukitashi rape scene

>>281739478 (OP)
Too bad it was all inside a videogame.

>>281740981
>is this why modern anime has so many degeneracy sex scenes being shown?
Is cause readers got sick and tired of manga like to love-ru and characters like Yuuki Rito.
Surrounded by overly erotic hotties, sexual tension overload, the girls literally drippingn wet starving for the cock, and the MC not doing shit for years.

>>281739478 (OP)
Reminder that Asuna ruined SAO and more people are waking up to it.

>>281739478 (OP)
>two years worth of semen made a glopping noise
Is what I remember the most out SOA cause you niggas kept spamming in the board when SOA was airing.

SAO also has the honor of being the show with the worst representation of games or player behavior ever made. It's no wonder it can't evem get porn right.

To its credit, zoomers find it so enticing they live in a totally parallel universe just so they can defend their favorite slop. I bet they poon or foon or whatever they say these days, to this kind of masterful erotic writing.

>>281740981
I saw this scene at fucking 9 and understood what it meant.

>>281765107
I honestly prefer that to the safe sex in series mato seihei no slave where its just the girl licking the guys legs below hos boxers or sucking in his toes (Who he fuck other then degens wants to see that?) Or him sucking her titties.
Just go all the way or do endless teasing.

>>281739543
learn basic biology

>>281739478 (OP)
monochrone duet and 50 50 are the best sao fics