Thread 281785663

Would you eat in a western yuri themed diner?

>>281785663 (OP)
Both love men btw

>>281785669
The gayness of posts like this is lost on you.

>>281785663 (OP)
>western yuri
So lesbianism?

>>281785663 (OP)
Do the waitresses dress like that and organically rib each other while serving? Mite b cool.

>>281785669
Official twitter account.
Posted on national yuri day in Japan.

>>281785897
This. That'd be my conditions.

>>281785986
>Chisato let's her shoulder get wet so Takina can stay dry
Cute. Classic romantic story trope.

>>281785663 (OP)
Are dudes allowed to go?

>>281785986
yuri doesn't preclude them loving men

>>281785663 (OP)
No the soi energy and the amount of trannies in there would be off the chart.

>>281786111
It does. And you're mentally ill.

>>281786118
The tranners who gatekeep their special private definition of yuri separate from what the japanese understand are the ones who are mentally ill

>>281786186
>can't stop thinking about his transexual fetish for 5 seconds
Definitely mentally ill

>>281786060
>don't keep their bodies close together so neither have to get wet
They're good friends but apparently not that good

>>281786186
>tranners
Can't even get your own retarded shitpost right.

>>281786218
You can't walk centimeters apart and carry shopping bags at the same time.
Kind of making it obvious you have zero contact with other people in the real world.

>>281786247
She pushed you away less because of the grocery bags you couldn't keep from hitting her with your noodle arms but more your boner you and to rub against her like a creep

>>281786320
If you are walking hip-to-hip with another person any bags you are hold in front of you would get hit by your knees/legs anytime you take a step.
Not only have you never walked next to another person before, you don't even know basic anatomy.

>>281786374
It's not like carrying a gallon of milk with one hand is physiologically impossible just because you can't

>>281785663 (OP)
Bisexual icons.

>>281786439
>nonstop projecting and delusions
It's honestly funny.
Explain how you hold two bags, of the size shown here >>281785986, while walking hip-to-hip.

>>281786464
>>281785669
Why do you always try to reply to the OP multiple times as if you're different people?

>>281786485
One off to the side and one behind on her wrist because her hand is clamped on Chisato's ass, ez

>>281785663 (OP)
They look so heterosexual

>>281786930
This is your third reply to the OP.
Stop being schizo.

>>281786945
It's my first, schizo-kun.

>>281786969
Nope.
There's one (1) schizo retard who spams these threads with "durrr they straight!!" posts. And it's you.

>>281785663 (OP)
Why would they wear clothes like that if they're not trying to seduce men? Clearly it's a western het themed diner.

>>281786060
Ooh, nice catch.

>>281785663 (OP)
One of the most heterosexual images ever made.

>>281787000
>>281787030
Why do you keep spamming replies at the OP? You're a failed troll.

>>281787041
Hello, Aromi-chan.

>>281785986
>Can’t post stuff on a random day without setting off schizos that made up some retarded holiday for their hobby you’ve never heard of
lmao

>>281787000
Majima is so lucky

>>281787051
>>281787071
>>281787072
It's just so funny how you can't even pretend to hide who you are. You're literally going ape shit spastic trying to attack people.

Majiwives!

>>281787090
It really is funny how the more mad you get the harder you spam.

>>281785663 (OP)
The diner could do with some more green desu

>>281787115
>>281787120
>schizo gets triggered and starts going spastic

>>281785663 (OP)
My wives are so cute

You mean a yuribait cafe?

>>281787129
Sorry, my pumpkin can’t help pointing it out whenever it identifies you

>>281785663 (OP)
>western
*pukes*

>>281787131
>>281787149
>>281787156
See >>281787129

Baiting, triggering, trolling, bullying... Another day of being an epic troll.

>>281786118
>It does
How?

>>281787175
Wtf why did you quote my post? >>281787131

>>281787213
It seems he’s just tagging random posts.

Lucky

Majima x Aromi-chan when

>>281787229
Cute & canon

fpbp

>>281787191
>>281787213
>>281787223
Your posts will never be random. You will always stick out like a sore thumb.

>>281787223
Weird. What a schizo

>>281787201
>>281787226
>>281787229
How do you delude yourself into thinking the way you act is normal?

>>281785663 (OP)
>cow girl outfits
Only a retard wouldn’t understand the implications there.

>>281787257
What about my post made you think I'm this other guy?

>>281787257
Imagine lacking any self awareness

>>281787248
>>281787252
>>281787270
Please. Get treated for your mental disorders.

>>281787282
Even the cafe is yuribait...

>>281787279
You haven’t answered how

>>281787293
>>281787295
Imagine saying "self awareness" (wrongly) so many times it becomes your nametag.

>>281787229
Hot

>>281787312
Qrd?

Imagine being so easily identifiable even without a trip

>>281785986
.-^-.
/_/_\_\
' ' J ` `
た　ち
き　さ
な　と

Adorable

>>281787321
So you have no answer? I accept your concession

>>281787321
What did he mean by this akemibros

>>281787312
>>281787317
>>281787323
You're so autistic and boring. You've been making the same shitposts non stop for 13 years.

Chisato is such a slut

Would someone kindly water this seed post for it to grow into a tree post?

>>281787333
>>281787346
>>281787360
Why do you think anyone at all will believe 4chan is your personal army and that no matter what thread you post in there will always be a spastic group of shitposters ready to jump into to help you? How you act does not exist in other threads.

>>281787361
Okay but you still haven’t explained how

Majima

>>281787387
>felt addressed
uh oh

>>281787368
>>281787383
>>281787397
>any thread this spastic shitposter spams instantly becomes the fastest thread on the board
Totally organic. Totally not one retard trying to force a narrative or anything.

Hippo

>>281787393
>>281787399
>>281787419
>if keep repeating the same shitpost over and over and never accept i am wrong that means i win
Cope.

uh oh 3 in a minute

I will cope

>>281785986
why is there a blood bag on the ground

>>281787426
You have two 4chan passes, home wifi, public wifi, and mobile internet. You could do 7 posts a minute if you were fast enough. But you're not.

>>281787387
Why did you feel addressed by >>281787333 ? The use of "even" seems to point to that post referring to someone who used to be a tripfag, like akemi did. To a neutral observer with no knowledge of either side it would be more likely that post was about akemi. How do you know it wasn’t about akemi if it isn’t just because you don’t remember making it?

>>281786060
She can be pretty dumb, but sometimes she shows her chivalrous side.
Especially funny when Takina probably only cares about the groceries staying dry.

I always feel addressed by everything

>>281787462
No one "feels" anything about your posts. And like you have been told many, many times people can read the intentions of your posts without being the target of your posts.

>>281785663 (OP)
The americans fear the natto.

>>281787479
See >>281787499

>>281786111
You are right. The fact that the only hostile reply you got refuses to explain his reasoning proves this. Yuri girls are real women unlike the posters of this thread and as such they love men because that comes with being a woman.

1311

>>281787502
why is the whole fork inside the natto lmao

>>281785663 (OP)
So it’s like hooters for cucks?

1 3 B

>>281787534
>>281787519
>>281787553
Your posts don't look "random". No one thinks your posts are normal. You stand out like crazy.

>>281787575
It's just a random number, chill out

>>281787575
Why does 1 3 B trigger you?

>>281787587
>>281787593
Nothing you do triggers anyone. Stop being obsessed with random posters over an anonymous site. Again, how are you not bored of making the same shitposts over and over for 13 years?

>>281787644
Can you explain why those two posts are shitposts?

>>281787644
>13
As in 13B?

>>281787677
Haha holy shit

>>281787670
>>281787677
>>281787691
It's been explained many times before, and everyone knows what you're doing. But you refuse to stop, because you are deranged and think that you refusing to stop shitposting means that you are owned a safe space and for people to not reply to you.

>can't explain
Guess I won

>>281787714
Being obsessed with thinking you "win" over posts on an anonymous site is coping for your real life being a failure.

>>281787731
Stop projecting

0x13B is frustrated

315 is bothered

I upvoted the first post

>>281787745
>>281787750
>>281787771
>>281787776
How are you not bored of making the same shitposts non stop for 13 years?

>>281787321
When you use a phrase frequently, that means you are one singular person. When I use several dozen phrases constantly in every single possible post with the same reoccurring argumentation and behavioural patterns, that's just COUNTLESS people all independently arriving at the exact same highly specific and unique behaviour. I am the special exception to every double standard.

␆

>pokemon 315 is roselia
I guess it can learn leech seed and solar beam
>move 315 is overheat
Ack indeed looks overheated

Just jerked off for the 5th time today. ACK is a mentally ill nigger

>>281787831
But did you give your cum to Hu Tao, Chisato or Takina, the three cum loving sluts?

>>281787813
>>281787817
>>281787831
Seek help. You are not sane. You are not normal.

>>281787856
You're the only one here with a personal therapist who they have to visit frequently lol

If I'm not sane, what are you

>>281785663 (OP)
Do they serve broccoli with tomatoes?

Uh oh missed

>>281787823
>>281787853
>>281787869
You are not smart. You are not funny. No one likes you spamming threads over your personal grudges.

>>281787853
Chisato and Takina, they love it

>>281787870
>>281787871
>>281787875
Explain why this is the fastest thread on the board. And why it only became that way after you were told to stop shitposting.

>>281787882
If I'm not smart, why do you refuse to take the IQ test? Why aren't you denying you have a personal therapist? Your posts are getting shorter and shorter because you're getting horribly pressed.

>>281787903
because an infamous lolcow was summoned and people arrived to bait it

>>281786111
>小豆
>blood
dekinai kun pls.

>>281787903
Because we love you, ACK.

>>281787900
>>281787916
>>281787919
Why can't you just be normal? The way you act does not exist anywhere else on the internet.
You can't link to a single post outside of these threads where someone acts like you. And you refuse to stream your monitor because you know it will stop you from samefagging.

>>281787920
for
>>281787439

Lesbians don't exist.

>>281787903
Because you bit the bait and are an easily trolled lolcow. You are desperate to sidestep this.

He isn't even pretending to address anything now.

>>281787920
>>281787923
>>281787940
>links the entirely fucking wrong post because he's rushing to samefag
How funny.
And 4chan will never be your personal army. You are the only person ever to say "dur u lolcow 4 tell me to stop shitpost!!!"

>>281787903
>this is the fastest thread on the board
Kek is this true? Glad to see /ack/ is still strong even after the retardation of these past few weeks

>>281787940
True.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10597764/

did they limit massquotes to 3 posts

>>281787950
>>281787956
>>281787966
You are the only person ever to say someone is a lolcow for telling a shitposter to fuck off. You can't link to a single example of someone outside of these threads doing it other than you.
You think if you just name call hard enough you "win" anything you say.

I am a mad man, a maniac. I spend all of my time thinking about ACK.He occupies my every thought, my every desire. ACK is my world and ACK is my blood.

>>281787977
>>281787979
It's funny how "mass quote" literally just means "linking multiple of my posts" to you.

All women love cock. All women love rape. All women love polygyny.

>>281788018
Stop projecting.

>>281787982
We've been over this a million times. You get called lolcow because of your identifiable behavior, posting style, unhinged autism and paranoia. Not because you tell anyone to fuck off. Trying to ignore this and push your made up narrative only makes you look retarded and disingenuous .

Sexual orientations were invented in 1860~ish by a man named Karl Heinrich Ulrichs who got raped by his tutor when he was 14
Before then it was well understood by everyone that everyone is attracted to the opposite sex, even people who also had paraphilic attraction to other things, such as animals, objects, or people of the same sex.
"Pure" homosexuality with a lack of attraction to the opposite sex never actually existed.

>>281786747
Cute bisexuals

>>281788036
You are a single person. You call people "lolcow" because you think it's your automatic "i win" button. All of your personal insults are totally baseless name calling and you can't back up or support anything you say.
You getting told to fuck off, and then going spastic and spamming dozens of attempts to "bait" afterwards is totally unique behavior that no one else does. You can't link to a single example of it happening outside of your posts.

>>281788076
Cool trivia snippet, but we are discussing fiction here. Maybe [s4s] would be a more proper board for >>(You)?

>>281788076
>>281788090
How are you not bored of making the same shitposts over and over for 13 years?

lolcow

People is annoyed

>>281785663 (OP)
Built for green haired cock

>>281788035
>n-no u

A ffm polycule with bisexual chisataki where all parties love each other.

>>281788115
>>281788118
>>281788123
You are a single person no matter how hard you spam.

>>281788112
There’s no reason to believe it’s any different in fiction thoughbeit

>>281788131
Polykino!

>>281788129
>>281788131
>>281788148
Why can't you make any posts longer than a few words? Is it because you're rushing to make as many posts as possible?

>>281788148
Maybe, still, go discuss it on [s4s] for a decade or three and then tell me the results.

>>281788131
Sounds very cute and hot

>>281788165
Correct. I'm also a nigger with 89 IQ, big word hard

>>281788165
? >>281788076

>>281788151
>>281788162
>gets mind broken by people calling him out on saying "tags" in a way that makes no sense
>copes by thinking that saying "tag" triggers people who hurt his feelings
>doubles down on spamming it and makes himself look even more retarded

>>281787982
You get called a lolcow because you are an autistic freak who thinks that everyone who baits is the same Polish tranny tripfag from 2015 who you for some reason refuse to contact on his actual identified accounts, still can't grasp the notion of "don't feed the troll", haven't realized after a damn decade that your behaviour just invites more trolling instead of dissuading it, are so delusional that you thought multiple people talking to you in VC were in fact all I_love using pre-recorded messages and voice changers to trick you, didn't know I_love was Polish after a fucking decade of obsessing with him, thought 1/1=0 and routinely make other asinine claims that you obsessively refuse to admit you were wrong about, have meltdowns every time you lose an argument and proceed to accuse everyone else of being I_love because your fragile ego can't accept everyone fucking hates you, etc.

specific reply

>>281788194
>>281788188
A random copy paste shitpost does not count as you actually writing something.

>>281788182
But then ack wouldn’t be there

>>281788218
>it’s copypasted because I said so

>>281788223
Oh I'm sure you'll be in good company there even without xim.

>>281788113
Dunno. How are you not bored of mindlessly repeating the several dozen phrases and arguments for over a decade?

>>281788202
>>281788210
>>281788223
>ur a lolcow because you tell me i am wrong!! stop hurting my feelings!!
No. And literally nothing you said actually happened in reality. It's all shit you made up in your head.

>>281788245
Nah the other schizos aren’t as funny

>>281788241
>>281788242
>>281788247
Everyone is sick to death of you. No one wants to see any of your posts. But you refuse to fuck off because 4chan is all you have in your life.

Everyone’s rage is building

Based Troid

Thanks janny. Maybe try to get here 3 hours earlier next time thoughtbeit? You're getting paid for this after all.

>>281788395
>You're getting paid for this
Epic meme