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Anonymous No.281813327 >>281813350 >>281813555 >>281813694 >>281813790 >>281814230 >>281814647 >>281814829 >>281816279 >>281817098 >>281820278 >>281821798
lol
Anonymous No.281813350 >>281813368 >>281813495 >>281813790 >>281816757
>>281813327 (OP)
Was Sasuke just gay? Or does he hate Sakura that much he avoided her to the extent he was absent for much of his daughter's life?
Anonymous No.281813355 >>281813693 >>281813948 >>281813969 >>281813992 >>281816247
>Naruto self inserts still mad Sakura didn’t choose him
Anonymous No.281813368
>>281813350
He was busy saving the world. Put some respect on his name.
Anonymous No.281813495 >>281813554
>>281813350
People get tricked by his looks and badassery but the truth is he's a autist that'a good at ninja shit and fumbles anything social. His own introduction was basically
>I have no friends or hobbies and only care about killing my brother
Anyone who thinks that he would go around fucking bitches is fooling themselves.
Anonymous No.281813554 >>281820588
>>281813495
>His own introduction was basically
>>I have no friends or hobbies and only care about killing my brother
No, his introduction was
>I hate cute things and pink, I love blood and skipping salad
Anonymous No.281813555 >>281814440 >>281814460 >>281814481 >>281816307 >>281817872 >>281820454
>>281813327 (OP)
>Implying Naruto is a much better husband
Anonymous No.281813626 >>281815379
Anonymous No.281813693
>>281813355
Imagine being mad because your self-insert didn't end up with Sakura. They should just watch some other shitty show where the generic tsundere wins.
Anonymous No.281813694
>>281813327 (OP)
>>>/f/acebook
>>>/r/eddit
Anonymous No.281813790 >>281813845 >>281813926 >>281819111
>>281813327 (OP)
>>281813350
Did Sakura and Sasuke really have sex? He doesn't seem interested in her. Was their marriage real and consummated?
Anonymous No.281813845 >>281813868 >>281813962 >>281814455 >>281814683 >>281821984
>>281813790
Sasuke managed to pump one child into her, then seemingly gave up on making any more with her despite the revival of his clan being reliant on him having as many children as possible.
Anonymous No.281813868 >>281820851
>>281813845
I can comfort her
Anonymous No.281813926
>>281813790
Tobirama sealed his balls before he died.
Anonymous No.281813948
>>281813355
whut? sakura is the worst girl
Anonymous No.281813959
Anime-onlys got tricked into believing that a shallow crush was actually love. And people say that SP was biased towards Hinata. Bleach apparently did the same thing by adding IchiRukia shipping in the anime.
Anonymous No.281813962
>>281813845
>despite the revival of his clan being reliant on him having as many children as possible.
does he even still care about reviving the uchiha clan after finding out how fucked up both his clan and konoha is?
Anonymous No.281813969 >>281814010
>>281813355

Sakura being trash is something even casuals know about this franchise now.
Anonymous No.281813992
>>281813355
kek they seething very day
Anonymous No.281814010
>>281813969
Good mutahar sar
Anonymous No.281814230 >>281814290 >>281814535
>>281813327 (OP)
Boruto is non canon
Anonymous No.281814290
>>281814230
Naruto Gaiden is canon and written by Kishimoto though. And that's the story that produced all the cuckura memes.
Anonymous No.281814408 >>281814461 >>281814497
>curved
Explain this new zoomer/gen alpha lingo
Anonymous No.281814440
>>281813555
at least he tried
Anonymous No.281814455
>>281813845
Orochimaru did it for him, there are more Uchiha than ever.
Anonymous No.281814460
>>281813555
That’s not Naruto that’s someone else. Naruto would have kept the clone in the office and himself at home that day
Anonymous No.281814461
>>281814408
Use context clues, just like grade school.
Anonymous No.281814481
>>281813555
>why do people hate boruto so much?
Cause of stupid shit like this
Anonymous No.281814497
>>281814408
No
Anonymous No.281814535
>>281814230
It has always been fanfic
Anonymous No.281814647 >>281815573
>>281813327 (OP)
In the very next scene of that episode Sasuke literally comes home and has a cute moment with her.
Anonymous No.281814683
>>281813845
You fags don't actually read the story.
Anonymous No.281814829 >>281816335
>>281813327 (OP)
kill yourself narutard
Anonymous No.281815379
>>281813626
All he needed to do was follow a small part of his own advice..
Anonymous No.281815573 >>281816930
>>281814647
...after 12 years of being absent.
Anonymous No.281816247
>>281813355
Nah, I wanted him to hook up with Hinata, and, lo and behold
Anonymous No.281816279
>>281813327 (OP)
>local pink tries to fix man and fails
Anonymous No.281816307
>>281813555
Boruto is non-canon
Anonymous No.281816335 >>281816635
>>281814829
Get with the times, old man. YOU LOST.
Anonymous No.281816635
>>281816335
Based
Anonymous No.281816757 >>281816989 >>281817025 >>281820323
>>281813350
>Was Sasuke just gay?
Yes. How the fuck do you have sex with Sakura just once and that's it. Peak homosexual behaviour. If it were me, she'd be pregnant with a new child every single year.
Anonymous No.281816930 >>281817018
>>281815573
...point being?
Anonymous No.281816989
>>281816757
Lee...
Anonymous No.281817018 >>281817512
>>281816930
That Sakura was sitting alone in the dark like that for 12 years.
Anonymous No.281817025 >>281817558
>>281816757
>How the fuck do you have sex with Sakura just once and that's it.
The straightest men in Naruto didn't fuck Sakura at all.
Anonymous No.281817098
>>281813327 (OP)
You can tell a story wasn't actually good when it's lasting legacy is just shipfaggotry
Anonymous No.281817512 >>281818037
>>281817018
No? Nothing in the episode suggest she pantionally waited for him like that beforehand.
Anonymous No.281817558
>>281817025
Well yeah, she only wanted Sasuke and wasn't a whore
Anonymous No.281817872
>>281813555
Let's be honest, it's imposible that one guy capable of make 500 clones has overworking problems, he simply don't want to be with his family or he is too incompetent.
Anonymous No.281817891 >>281817974
I honestly prefer the fanfiction over the source material.
Anonymous No.281817974 >>281817994
>>281817891
Even Naruto fanfictions are slowly dieing because Boruto's terrible history, authors basically are using the characters for everything, except to write a Naruto's story anymore.
Anonymous No.281817994
>>281817974
The six fingered man...
Anonymous No.281818037 >>281818538
>>281817512
>being this pedantic
Anonymous No.281818113
I love this show.
Anonymous No.281818538 >>281818564 >>281818651
>>281818037
The op is already being pandemic by using an out of context to imply something that isn't the case (Sakura being sad).
Anonymous No.281818564
>>281818538
Fucking hell i meant pedantic, how did i get pandemic out of that?
What's wrong with me.
Anonymous No.281818651 >>281818816 >>281818841
>>281818538
>no-no u
You're intentionally missing the point that Sakura has indeed been lonely for 12 years straight.
Anonymous No.281818816 >>281818951
>>281818651
She hasn't? She literally doesn't mind Sasuke being absent.
Anonymous No.281818841
>>281818651
>no u
You're the OP?
Anonymous No.281818951 >>281819106
>>281818816
Most married couples with children have a photo of them together by now, they don't have to edit existing photos.
Anonymous No.281819106
>>281818951
Sakura already has that by the end of gaiden, again, she really doesn't mind that.
Smurf-fag No.281819111 >>281819568
>>281813790
Sakura raped him while he was asleep.
Anonymous No.281819568 >>281820354
>>281819111
How?
Anonymous No.281820185 >>281820252 >>281822274
Anonymous No.281820252
>>281820185
What comes from fraternizing with an uch*ha
Anonymous No.281820278
>>281813327 (OP)
She deserves Rock Lee
Anonymous No.281820323
>>281816757
>she'd be pregnant with a new child every single year.

Fucking? Yes. Impregnating? FUCK NO
Anonymous No.281820354 >>281820515
>>281819568
There's a jutsu for that I guess.
Anonymous No.281820454
>>281813555
oof, that's cold
Anonymous No.281820515
>>281820354
There isn't
Anonymous No.281820588
>>281813554
>names his daughter salad just so he can skip her
Anonymous No.281820851
>>281813868
Go home, Naruto. Your dinner's getting cold.
Anonymous No.281821798
>>281813327 (OP)
Sakura really is the worst piece of shit in anime history.
Anonymous No.281821984
>>281813845
Wouldn't the bloodline get too diluted after a while?
Anonymous No.281822274
>>281820185
That's just foreplay. Sakura likes it rough