Thread 281918449

>Anon? What's with the glare?

Your honest response?

I'm staring at your ass.

>>281918449 (OP)
>>281918509
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Sometimes I think that Aqua has no genitals or asshole, so when she shakes her juicy ass seductively at Kazuma all he sees is two buns with no patty.

Imagine coming home to this.

>>281918449 (OP)
just jerk off, what is she gonna do, cry?

What does her ass smell like

>>281918449 (OP)
>i know you're useless and lazy, but can you at least spend five seconds of your day to put on panties?

>>281918875
i wouldn't leave home in the first place.

>>281919657
probably like shit

>>281918634
? This is a good thread.

lalatinx

>>281919657
It doesn't. Her fluids don't smell either.

>>281918651
She could still give mad blowjobs, handjobs and armpitjobs if that was the case.

>>281920502
She'd make the perfect sex slave.

>>281918449 (OP)
>"marry me, make babies and form a happy family with me?"

>>281918449 (OP)
What would Aqua say if you said "Do you realize you're incredibly sexy?". Would she say "Of course, dummy, I'm a goddess!", would she blush, or would she get mad?

>>281921774
She would bend like that even if the booze was at the top.

>>281918449 (OP)
Just wonderimg where Megumin is. I want her to take me to see YunYun.

>>281921846
she would be smug

Do you have, like, a second dark skirt under yours or is that a shadow?

>>281918449 (OP)
ma'am this is a wcdonalds please just order a burger

>>281922540
Made for anal mating press.

>>281918651
>Aqua has no genitals or asshole
Imagining a sexo girl like Aqua deprived of her most important holes irritates me for some reason.
>>281920900
For me It would be the thighjobs.

>>281923249
Anal is gross

>>281918651
But she's wet herself at some point, right?
She also goes to the bathroom.

>>281918449 (OP)
cum

>>281918449 (OP)
She farts out of that.

>>281924451
>she's wet herself at some point, right?
Proofs?

>>281918875
If only

>>281921774
she needs anal correction

>>281921774
>Underwear
Non-canon

Megumin > you

>>281928877
Megumin > Me
Indeed.

>>281920502
SEXO

>>281928170
*Visible underwear.

>>281929647
If I can't see it, it's not there.

>>281929661
Would still stop your cock.

>>281929678
My cock is small enough to slip between the fibres.

>>281923249
i dont think you can mate with anal

>>281918449 (OP)
I wasn’t even looking at her. I’m devoted to my wife only.

>>281918449 (OP)
I'm checking out that goddess ass since you're showing it off all the time.

>>281924120
>featureless
reminds me of a certain character…

>>281918651
>>281924120
she does have them you faggots, Gods can reproduce

>>281926551
She wets herself in the manga version of the alligator cage scene

>>281933646
>Gods can reproduce

They lose their divinity if they have sex.

>>281918449 (OP)
hey, it's just my daily prayer and the canon is that it should be done facig the axis cult's ass, i'm just following the rules here.

>>281918449 (OP)
brap

>>281935902
>*axis cult leader's
(a bit of messy writing is understandable in such blissful moments.)

>>281933646
Is this true?

>>281918449 (OP)
Ma’am, you appear to be hanging flap

Would you join her cult?

>>281937340
ITS NOT A CULT!!

>>281937340
yes

>>281937388
sect, whatever.

>>281933646
I never said she didn't have holes, I just said that imagining her without them gave me a feeling of discomfort.
>>281936444
The author said it in a q&a iirc.

>>281918875
>dinner not ready
>drank all beer and chips
>and ice cream
I would beat that fat lazy asshole like I were a muslim.

not only join but spread it aggressively. some serious arguments for universalism right here.

Will you join the Aqua Adonitology cult?

>>281918449 (OP)
I'd slime her.

I want to drink her piss!

>https://exhentai.org/g/3185383/2f503f0813/
Still untranslated.

Gentlemen, once again, imagine if you will.
Aqua sits on your lap. Your dick enters her anus, unprotected of course. From there you fill her with your pee, giving her a golden enema. But she holds it in. After finishing your business, maybe you force a plug into her. She still holds, and importantly, purifies your liquid gift.
Then as you go on adventuring, you may get tired and require hydration. You lie down and ask her to squat over you. Releasing the plug from the grips of her anal muscles, you receive pure water, straight from the tap.

You are hydrated once again, and only need to wait for your bladder to feel pressure once more to repeat the cycle.

I hate the anus so so much...

>>281943340
So, hypothetically... ahem... if we are really being hypothetical about it... she might lose her power to purify water if she takes it to the ass...

i love this goddess

>>281944513
>goddess
useless.

>>281918449 (OP)
>I tried getting turned on by you. I really, really tried, but I couldn’t do it. I did try, though.

>>281943340
>>281943381
>imagine raping this so call goddess by the ass

>>281945502
imagine raping her so much in the ass she loses all bowel control and you have to have her in diapers haha and then she relies on you to help her change them haha

>>281944513
she loves you too!

aquas ass
my face
do the math

>>281947425
aquas ass
MY face
not yours
do the math

Aqua's ass is fine cuisine

>>281918449 (OP)
You should make out with Emilia.

>>281945750
Is this sloppa

>>281933655
Can someone post the page?
Asking for a friend haha

>>281918449 (OP)
Your ass. I kind of want to put my hands on it. But my head not anywhere near it.

Why did she lose bros

>>281933548
She canonically has tits and a pussy under the black veil thing

I learned from a doujin that crimson demon clan members have a barcode somewhere on their body
It’s funny
I wonder what would happen if you scanned it

>>281943103
It should be me not her

>>281950202
>doujin
So, non-canon

Aqua should be forced to be maid 24/7

Aqua is 200% more attractive than Darkness, and 500% more attractive than Megumin, but on par with Wiz. Now don't make me explain this reasoning. It is just how I see it.

if she can heal herself does that mean you could theoretically dismember her and have her heal back to normal?

>>281951200
>Dorkness will never let you motorboat her fat titties to cheer you up.
That's it! I'm killing myself!

>>281957401
Man Aqua really has saggy tits, almost grandma tier tits

>>281957902
Don't talk shit about Aqua's saggy tits! They're perfect!

>>281956673
I like Aqua but I do like Darkness more, and yes in terms of attractiveness.

>>281918449 (OP)
I will give my cousin an aqua cosplay, any advise?

>>281943284
>>https://exhentai.org/g/3185383/2f503f0813/
>deleted
fucking why?

>>281959220
Nopan

>>281959238
Works on my machine.

>>281959220
Uhh, are you cosplaying Kazuma?

>>281959220
Give her the dick.

>>281918875
After coming home providing for the both of us, would make it a routine to eat her ass and pussy out on a daily basis.

>>281960318
>Uhh, are you cosplaying Kazuma?
I'm not handsome, so no. she's pretty pretty and tall at least
>>281959247
>Nopan
I gave her a miku cosplay the last time and she wore spats, so I gave up hoping I could get a peek
>>281960396
>Give her the dick.
trying

>>281961106
that would only make that smug intesify to unbearable levels, i'm not sure this kind of evolution should be encouraged.

>>281918449 (OP)
You're just so beautiful aqua.

i cant imagine why it's some people are megu over aqua like look at this dude
>>281918875

>>281922540
Remember when they had fanservice like that but then they went woke for the 3rd season and now we don't get anything.

>>281918449 (OP)
I ask her if she wants to ntr me. If she says no I threaten her I'll kms

>>281918449 (OP)
Grape on the spot

>>281947974
The sloppiest.

>>281954642
The codebars are canon retard

>>281954642
The barcodes are canon retard
I just didn’t know that was a thing before reading the doujin

>>281929661
It's magical underwear that only perverts can't see.

>>281964335
That seems counter-intuitive. It would be more useful if it worked the other way around.

But wait, if you do this move on her what would it be?

>>281918449 (OP)
best girl

>>281965006
But enough about darkness

trading aqua in for a single healing potion!

>>281965472
that's bad business, in theory she's an everlasting healing potion.

>>281966006
yeah but then you have to interact with her, which would make you not want to be healed in the first place and be freed from the torment.

I want to feed Aqua indian food then drink her watery poop.

>>281957401
>Dorkness will never let you motorboat her fat titties
That's because she wants you to force yourself on her and motorboat her fat titties

Isn't the LN unfinished?

The author really should go down the harem route and get Kazuma to finally look at Aqua.

>>281967212
>Isn't the LN unfinished?
It had an open ending but megumin won

>>281965403
dorkness is awesome but still second best.

>>281964126
Same.

>>281918449 (OP)
If the fluids Aqua touch purify/turn into water would that also happen to her pee?
If so where does the contaminats that the pee flush out go?
Will Aqua die because she can't pee out toxins and restproducts?

>>281969994
She stews in the dirty lake water to purify it and gets no negative status effects from it (other than PTSD and pissing herself) so the lame answer is that they just disappear into the ether, don't think about it too much and think about Aquass instead.

aqua thread

>>281967358
Is the goddess tasty?

>>281943340
Why not just drink Aqua's piss instead?

Does Aqua have pubes? And if so, are they blue?

>>281918449 (OP)
want to climb a giant Aqua so bad

>>281978695
her ass is so molestable

>>281958148
It doesn't look bad on this pic because the animator drew her tits smaller.

>>281979542
Her ass is nice but I would like some tummy service

>>281918449 (OP)
Stupid Sexy Aqua.

How much time would it take to condition Darkness into becoming a dom?

>>281982178
Impossible

>>281983893
I'm willing to try

>>281918875
imagine drinking her pee when you're thirsty

>>281982178
Make Aqua into her dom and tell Aqua to force Darkness to dom you.

>>281918651
buns need some meat to be a meal
>>281920900
hotdogjobs

Uh, sorry, I was looking at Darkness behind you.

>>281984760
>guys laugh the joke is gay

>>281962713
least mentally ill ntr fag

aqua sex

>>281986224
Sex with a uselss goddess

>>281918449 (OP)
Cute girl

Konosuba is really bittersweet to me. In my mind it marks the end of the era where it was standard for anime to have proper fanservice.

>>281918449 (OP)
none

>>281929743
That won't keep me from trying.

>>281988764
What did he mean by this

>>281918449 (OP)
bitch you just farted

could aqua take a clear shit? like a solid crystal tube?

>>281998229
imagine the smell

>>281999184
Literally no smell, because Aqua purifies all the water in her body.

>>281998229
What did she see?

>>281999385
clear and direct proof that she won't ever be able to compete.

>>281999385
Her beaver

>>281943174
perfect viewpoint

>>281999579
Nice, she just had it stuffed!

>>281966006
"Spoil me more.
Let me drink tallboys every day.
Make me happy and support me for life."

>>282005062
what's so weird about doing all that for your wife?

>>282006330
My heart is racing. I want to kiss her and provide for her. I hope we can be happy together. Can I make her happy?

>>281973763
Armpit sex with Aqua
Boob sex with Aqua
Butt sex with Aqua
Mouth sex with Aqua
Thigh sex with Aqua
Leg quaking babymaking vaginal sex with Aqua

I have a coworker who has a bunch of aqua merch hanging on his tote bag he brings in as well as on the rear-view mirror of his car. I still haven’t revealed that I watch anime. He also does the pinky flip-off thing they do in girls band cry sometimes

Why is Aqua SO STUPID

>>282007113
Why do I find that an attractive trait? Evolution can't explain why I want to fuck Retardqua and have retarded babies with her.

>>282007781
Dumb bimbos like Aqua can have intelligent children without problem

Aqua's butt is useless.

>>282009345
Jeez. I said I'd rape her gently and even compensate her with booze and she's going on like that.

>>282009482
>Aqua's butt is useless.
that level of faggotry is way outside the range of our instruments, we need to invest in new equipment to be able to measure it.

>>282010247
My wife is so dumb. I will buy her every tool she needs. She should never touch an adjustable wrench

>>282005148
Bimbo binbōgamiga.

>>282012002
She's so talented.

>>281918449 (OP)
cum

What would an aqua gf be like?

>>282000777
What kind of sake is she drinking?

>>282017895
A lazy slob that drinks your beer while you're at work.

albedo better

>>281918509
same

>>282012002
Is she a good dancer?

>>281918449 (OP)
I wanted her attention to ask where Megumin is.
Immediately leave once I have the answer.

>>282017895
non stop fun if you can keep her on a leash.

Aqua is the only main girl in KonoSuba that appeals to real human beings (*N** types). Megumin is only good for being masturbated to, and only because she acts like a slut-stitute (she isn't a female child anymore). Darkness is for 50 year old men who discovered anime for the first time.

Yunyun is also acceptable for *N** types, with the caveat that we need to come up with an explanation why she refused mating press from Kazuma in the movie if she really wants to have friends so much.

>>282025322
>Darkness is for 50 year old men who discovered anime for the first time
Nah, Darkness used to be my least favorite of the three but the last season made her my fav.

I like Wiz

>>282027962
such a tease needs to have her goddess rights revoked and forced to naked dogeza

Every Aqua x Kazuma doujinshi
>one or both get drunk
>one of them awkwardly tries something while they're trying to sleep
>the other one lets them

>>282030500
sounds in-character.

>>282031996
This and the one with Dust are the only two good Aqua hentai

>>281964126
I need a caretaker goddess to save me.

>>282030500
>>282031996
>>282032108
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>I just made an elaborate post where I was surprised to find that the two doujins mentioned (in last quoted post) were also my top two favorites
>but then I listed additional 5, in my folder's special order, which uses extra whitespace to list them from best alphabetically
>could've posted a Top 7
>refresh, my post is nowhere
I forgot about the FUCKING filter. Something in KonoSuba's title that is automatically filtered on /a/... fuck it, not worth the effort to repost.

>>282035704
Imagine the double paizuris

>>281963115
>>281947974
As expected of Axis cult, the Eris church would never

>>282036202
It's the "Sekai_ni" (replace underscore with space) that does it. Dealt with that bullshit earlier this year trying to post screenshots. Get rid of the "ni" and it works fine.

>>281956673
>Aqua is 200% more attractive than Darkness
Only by default. Once Darkness and Aqua start wearing different outfits than usual, the difference is reversed, with Aqua looking plain and "normal" and Darkness looking peak maximum sexo. Also, Aqua pretty much only ever peaks at "girlfriend material," while Darkness frequently bursts extra hard into "wife material."

>>281964126
Imagine how fun of an adventure series this could have been if it focused on them as a duo the whole time. They don't have to wind up romantically engaged, but it would feel more justified if they did here than in the original series.
>motherly Aqua is best Aqua

>>282036876
>Aqua looking plain
i don't see it, she can look awesome in anything.

>>282029895
she probably smells like a corpse

>>282040369
Nope.