Thread 281983805

So how did shini get jizz all over his hands after shooting one off? What's he packing like 2 inches lmao.

>>281983805 (OP)
>2 inches
Generous

>>281983805 (OP)
He pussied out and jizzed in his hand instead of on Asuka's comatose body, cementing Shinji as a turbo bitch.

>>281983805 (OP)
He’s left handed and blocked it with his right

Are you a woman? How do you not understand how dicks work?

>>281983805 (OP)
Anno is a loser.

>>281983805 (OP)
why Asuka said "do it like you always do" ?? Shinji only went to her room once.

The people who jerk off over this show are also only packing 2 inches. Damn that's crazy.

I would have splattered all over her feet for being such a bitch.

>>281965007
>makes several critically acclaimed shows and movies
Meaningless sentimentalism. You are not only a projecting loser without accomplishments, but an sycophantic and sociopathic Anno cocksucker with sub zero IQ. Just kill yourself.

>>281983805 (OP)
reminder that anno has a micropenis

>>281985953
Having access to his memories, she is aware that he uses her in his jerk off fantasies. Like, all the time.

>>281983805 (OP)
Asuka's vagina is reserved for Kensuke.

>>281984575
I'm left handed, but for this I use the right. anything else is unnatural

I just realized you can see her nipples in the background

>>281990266
16 year old nipples nonetheless

>>281983805 (OP)
>>281983869
Yeah he's canonically got an undersized penis, it goes all the way back to the original anime.

Between this and his reaction to Kaworu in Episode 24 it's completely natural that he gets memed as a fag, and a bottom at that.

>>281992397
>>281983869
for all her supposed experienced whoreness, Misato is the one who broke against Shinji's cock.

>>281983805 (OP)
Btw episode 24 shows that there was a camera in the hospital room

>>281996357
Isn't there camera footage in EoE as well?

>>281996357
that's not the same room

>>281996583
Asuka is tiny, do we ever get her weight?

>>281983805 (OP)
average /a/non

>>281983805 (OP)
Why did he do it?

>>281988592
No lies detected.

>>281983869
>>281992397
From that angle the toothpick container is thick enough to obscure his entire leg and tall enough to hide a footlong.

>>281988592
>>281998888
Pointing out your samefagging as usual so you can have a melty and spam

should have just blasted in her ass.

>>281998888
brown hands typed this

>>281999037
No lies detected

>>281998888
Brown hands typed this

>>281999037
No lies detected.

>>281998888
Brown janny hands typed this

>>281999037
No lies detected

>>281996583
If it were me in that hospital scene, it would not have gone down like that.

>>281998888
Jannies brown seething hands typed this

>>281999037
No lies detected

>>281983805 (OP)
>>281983869
This. After all, jacking off to comatose girls before they get picked by real CHADS (like Ken Ken) is the only thing he could ever do.

>>281983869
How do people forget they're nakedness

>>282000617
You're not prepared to see a penguin while you got your genitals out, don't front.

>>282000560
>>281988592
>>281998888
Brown hands typed by a janny made these posts

Also, I've made this post 3 times and each time you show up replying to yourself or seething

Kiwifarms was right you are a janny. Now be my bitch and delete this post.

Also, grown as man into cuck shit typing Kenken is gay as fuck

>>282000713
This. After all, crying about people jerking off to comatose girls is what real CHADS (Like Shinji) so. Tying Kenken (cuck name) is what cuck do.

>>282000746
>>282000713
No lies detected.

>>281988592
>>282000560
Asuka's vagina is reserved Shinji

>>282000867
This. After all, jacking off to comatose girl is why they ended up fucking (like Shinji) is the only thing he needed to do.

>>282000901
>>282000867
So much truth

>>282000867
It has reversed Shinji's advanced and only accepted Kensuke's manhood in.

>>282000933
>It has reversed Shinji's advanced
Not english Janny. Shinji fucks Asuka

>>282000933
This is a whole lot of ESL to just say "Shinji fucked Asuka" and "Kensuke is a cuck"

>>282000974
More truths being posted

Sorry bro but no amounts of RTH will remove that shed scene from the rebuild.

Asuka and Shinji
Daisy and Waluigi
Cute and canon

Sorry bro but no amounts of /dbs/ buzzwords like "RTH" and seething about Asushin will remove the canon of Asuka and Shinji fucking.

>>282001004
They just can't refute this lmao

>>282001004
You mean the cuck scene with Kensuke filming Asuka and Shinji fucking? I mean cuck shit is pretty bad

>>282001178
why would I refute that? Kensuke is a cuck lmao

>>282001013
>>282001178
>>282001004
>samefagging

>>282001202
>>282001054
So much truth

>>282000867
Shinji himself sent Asuka away to Kensuke's place.

>>282001233
>Shinji himself fucked Asuka
glad we agree

>>282001253
This thread is full of truths

>>282001202
The only thing Shinji has ever fucked is his own hand. I bet he jerked off for hours after that famous "say hi to Kensuke for me" scene

>>282001233
So they fucked at Kensuke so he can watch? Shinji is a good bro to let Kensuke watch in the corner?

>>282001273
>The only thing Shinji has ever fucked
Was Rei, Misiato, Asuka and your mind because you're seething really hard right now.

I'm seeing alot of Shinji hate from a single person itt. Just a reminder that Shinko fucked Asuka.

>>282001300
No, I don't think Asuka would let Shinji watch herself spreading legs for Kenken. She isn't a pervert after all, unlike a certain comatose-loving boy

>>282001371
I'm sorry but this way too much ESL for me.

Let me fix this post for you.
>No, I don't think Asuka would let Kencuck watch as she spreads her legs for Shinji. She isn't a pervert after all, unlike a certain camera loving cuck

>>281983878
spbp

>>281992397
or it's just hanging down because he doesn't have a boner
it's like you guys don't have a penis to know this stuff

>>282001371
I agree with this anon

>>281986971
Worthless loser who never made anything worthwhile in his life talking shit. Amusing. Midwits like you are always uppity and loud. Doesn't mean your opinions are anything other than trash.

>>282001371
>>282001591
Of course you agree with yourself. Stop samefagging it's sad

>>282001595
To be far I rather deal with him then the autistic ESL samefagging because he doesn't like Shinji. I'm talking about >>282001591
>>282001371

>>282001742
I agree with this anon

I still don't get why he this mad over Shinji?

Kensuke.

>>282001776
Read his tumblr and twitter. He has a bunch of ESL posts seething about him

>>282001791
Sucks nigger dicks.

>>282001742
> To be far I rather deal with him then the autistic ESL
>>282001776
> I still don't get why he this mad
IESLB

>>282001776
hes a droplet jealous of shinjis healthy and voluminous loads.

>>282001816
>>282001781
Seething ESL

>>282001781
>>282001813
No lies detected

>>282001371
So much this.

>>282001857
He's having a melty and replying to himself. This isn't healthy and it's over Shinji

>>281998888
Quads of truth.

>>282001932
>>282001876
>>282001781
Look at this samefagging spam