Thread 281984968

You die and reincarnate in a 4 year old Naruto, now you must be guided by what you remember from having seen in the anime or manga, if you have a good memory you will remember important moments and others...

How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?

Would you seek to contact Kurama?

How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?

Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?

Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?

I'd kill myself

>>281984968 (OP)
i would stock kurenai until she takes me in becomes my hot mommy

>>281984968 (OP)
>How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?
I would insist Hiruzen fucking takes me on as his student. Work my ass of to prove to him I can be worthy.
>Would you seek to contact Kurama?
Nah, fuck that bitch
>How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?
I would rather keep him sealed.
Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?
Orochimaru is dead meat once I warn Konoha of his attack during chunin exams. Sasuke stays in the fucking village.
>Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
I’d rather fuck Tsunade desu

>>281984968 (OP)
Immediately seek out Might Guy and train under him

>>281985420
>I’d rather fuck Tsunade desu

The question would be... How would you manage to make her fall in love with you?

>>281985083
Good luck

>>281984968 (OP)
Would it be possible to make a girl like Tayuya fall in love?

>>281984968 (OP)
I'd teach Konohamaru sexy jutsu and make her my mommy gf.

>>281984968 (OP)
Tell Itachi and Shisui about Danzo and how he wants the Uchiha massacre to happen.
Go after Hanabi or a younger Uchiha girl because age gaps are based

>>281985511
I’d spend more time with her. Take her out for Ramen. Talk to her about my feelings. Listen to her problems.
And when I’m 16 or more. I step it up a notch. Bring her flowers. Compliment her hair, or a small new piece of attire. Something anyone hardly would notice.

I mean it’s just basic dating anon.

I will intentionally remain romantically clueless just to cause seethe among shippers.

>>281985994
based

>>281984968 (OP)
Get to work on the Rasengan immediately.

>>281985642
We can try!

I don't and instead call Narutards retarded inbred faggots.

>>281986206
Tayuya has a personality that is too serious and cold, is it even possible to make that heart of stone feel anything?

>>281984968 (OP)
Hmmm...

>>281984968 (OP)
How do you explain to Minato and Kushina that you usurped their son's body and mind?

>>281985643
Do you want to turn Konohamaru into a femboy?

>>281988642
Does it count if he's always in centerfold form? Does he have all lady parts?

>>281984968 (OP)
i've never watched Naruto and I don't like contact sports
I'd probably just try to dick down girls and make some money. Do they have cryptocurrencies in the Narutiverse?

I immediately learn sexy no jutsu and pleasure myself.

>>281988838
If I had to place the level of technology of the naruto universe with a decade of our world... I would say that Naruto's story is situated (especially in his childhood stage) between late 80s and Shippuden they would be like the 90s, technologically speaking.

>>281988876
You know that once the clones disappear, everything they felt you will feel.

>>281988876
Konohamaru-chan would be my personal bikini model and dancer

>>281989241
Oh yeah that reminds me, the number 1 thing everyone should do is abuse kage bunshin training hacks. It's that easy to solve Naruto.

>>281984968 (OP)
>Would you seek to contact Kurama?
Yes, using my metaknowledge to try and befriend him
>Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?
Warn Hiruzen of Danzo's plotting, warn Itachi and Shisui of Obito's plotting, try and let the villages know that the jinchuuriki are in danger, leave messages about everything that will happen for when I die
If I manage it I try to learn shadow clones, to supplant my low ability to apply myself with the cloning training cheat
>Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
I like Hinata, but she wouldn't like me, and I doubt I will survive for long.

>>281985767
>>281990052
If you try to mess with the leaf glowies Danzo will use Kotoamatsukami on you.

>>281990344
It's still 2 years before Danzo will have koto.

>>281985994
Tbh Naruto ending doesn't cause me as much seeth compare to bleach

>tfw nothing you do with the ninja war matter at all cause couple years later the alien and land on earth and turn everyone into space jetfuel
Unless you basically do what essentially what Minato did by putting the big bad guy inside your son (Boruto)
Then the whole world is fucked anyway

>>281990482
Momo and his team are jobbers, they can be defeated, and as long as you keep Isshiki from finding Kawaki he won't have a vessel, meaning he won't do anything, at least in your lifespan.
If you leak his informations to black zetsu he might unironically take care of him for you.

>>281985488
>Iruka: Hokage-san, I don't mean to pry, but all the adults are acting like Naruto is a leper and the kids are picking up on it...
>Hiruzen: Relax, everything is fine...
>Iruka: But they are literally throwing rocks at him as we speak
>Hiruzen: You don't understand, I got a promise I must honor
>Iruka: What
>Hiruzen: Exactly

>>281984968 (OP)
I go out of my way to seduce TenTen over the next two decades. All hours of training will be spent with the intent of making TenTen my wife.

>>281984968 (OP)
>Hinata
Best girl in the show.
>Big boobs
>From wealthy family
>Submisive
>Big boobs
>Looks good
>Hyuga genetics
>Big boobs

>>281990804
First time I see someone who wants to make Tenten fall in love

>>281990868
Why do I feel that in case she agrees to be your girlfriend, you are going to be groping her breasts all the time?

>>281990804
This is a man who fucks.

>>281984968 (OP)
1. masturbate

>>281985643
say something nice about kono-chan

>>281984968 (OP)
And that's how we'll look when Naruto is 12 or 13 years old.

>>281984968 (OP)
I ask to see the Third Hokage to discuss the Fox talking to me in my sleep, and when I'm brought to him I tell Hiruzen that I have received visions of the future and know many things I should not know, that the Fox could never have known, and that we need to discuss things in private.
If that works I start with what I know all about Danzo and his dealings with Orochimaru, the works of the Akatsuki in the org's infancy. That Uchiha Madara didn't die in his duel with the First Hokage, but instead used the bullshit eye power Izanagi to resurrect himself. He accessed the Rinnegan at the end of his life, and made an army of plant people using the First's DNA. Stupid. Dumb. He then orchestrated the last world war to kidnap and brainwash Obito, an Uchiha. He was recorded as KIA, but did not die in the war. He was revived by Madara and was later behind the attack that led to my mother and father's death and my being made the jinchuriki of the nine tails.
All that said, the bigger problem is the Otsutsukis and their stupid fruit, all the fault of a guy named Zetsu, the black version of which is trying to resurrect the Ninshu rabbit demon, an alien named super ninja named Kaguya, and the Ten Tails, also Kaguya. He's with Obito. Obito has spacetime jutsu from his eye that lets him freely enter and exit a pocket dimension, so most attacks cannot hit him, save for excellent timing and/or your own spacetime techniques. Zetsu has no techniques of his own but has a liquid form and can't really be harmed. Kill him, kill or contain Zetsu, get me out of ninja school and over to Uzumaki island so I can learn seals and get this fox out.

>>281992277
Hmmm... Interesting

But what will you do if he starts to question you or tells you that "what you say are nonsense"... What will you do in that situation?

>>281985488
non-canon bullshit filler scene, disregarded.

>>281985001
FPBP. Suicide is the only solution to being a narutard, so it's probably worth a reroll if you're actually reborn as the protagonist of a trash-tier battle shounen.

>>281984968 (OP)
oh no I've only ever read like the first 9 volumes a long while ago I don't know shit!
>Be some 4 year old fox demon reincarnation thing
>Everyone in the village hates me
>Know some kind of suffering is inbound but not really sure what since I haven't even read past the exam part of the manga.
>So gotta plan something!?!
>Surely just being Genre Savvy gotta help somewhat.

Clueless Anons 9 year Plan before the start of the story
#1
>Be less horny for 5 head bitch.
#2
>oh fuck
>9 years most likely is enough to stop Sasuke's family from being murdered isn't it?
>I feel like I can trust that nice teacher guy, that was the only nice guy to me/ Naruto right?
>fuck whats his name?
>I guess I go and tell the first adult nice to me I had some vision of some other kid my age whole clan got murder by hid older brother and his name is Sauke.
>Beg him to run it up the chain and send someone to check it out .
>Might even get treated better after people think I might see the future again and possibly save someone.
#3
>Train super seriously and be the best ninja I can be
#4
>Try to meditate and communicate with the fox spirit thing inside me

This probably destroys the universe but at least I'll die having tried something

Experience the love young i missed out on by getting with Hinata earlier.

i'd cut the bullshit and fuck sasuke before itachi shows up

>>281994106
>This probably destroys the universe but at least I'll die having tried something

In what sense? Do you mean that you will end up changing the future too much to the point that you will no longer know what will happen next?

good question, but it depends on a technicality: does the semen of shadow clones persist after the clones disappear?

>>281993184
His to take or leave, I will be asking to have an anbu detail for the rest of my life and try to make a shorthand of mainline Naruto's advancement. I have no illusions I would navigate that insane world any better than he does but I know what pushes things over each time so we can get to it faster.

>>281994200
>>281994256
the duality of man

>>281994322
I mean I have no idea what happens already since I haven't read far.
I worry that if things don't happen exactly like how they do in canon the heroes would lose.
And I would be inhabitable of following canon not knowing it, and even if i do the moral right thing at every turn I could say stop the actions of a future ally and they wouldn't be there to toss the needed throwing star at the right time and then the universe is taken over by evil.
Like what if I don't kiss Sasuke I remember that part of the manga because I was shocked that the pic was real and not a edit made by fujos and there is a ripple effect where he becomes evil? I would just have to live my Naruto life trying to do my best every second of every day and hope that isn't the case.

>>281984968 (OP)
>How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?
no idea

>Would you seek to contact Kurama?
No, fuck him

>How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?
Nothing

>Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?
Use shadow clones to make money.

>Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
Ino, Shizune or tenten

>>281984968 (OP)
>How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?
Naruto doesn't have any problem surviving though? He just gets called names a few times and doesn't have parents.
>Would you seek to contact Kurama?
Yes, no brainer
>How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?
Shock him with knowledge of the ten tails and his true nature. Commit to surviving together.
>Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?
Warn Hiruzen of Danzo's treachery, provide Itachi and Shisui more options for dealing with the planned coup. Prevent Jiraya from sacrificing himself for Pain intel.
>Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
Hinata is fine for him

So if Naruto had heinsight and my personality?
I'd probably end up like a cross between Sasuke and Gaara but with some ideology to justify my actions.
I'd fall under Orochimaru, backstab him, take over the hidden sound and make an alliance with the Rain village.
>>281985420
After years of doing errands for the village sasuke gets disillusioned and falls under Madura anyway.
>>281985767
>>281990052
>warn everyone
You become known as the boy who cried wolf, they chalk it up to your version of doing pranks. New schemes you don't know about are made.
>>281985488
Based

>>281984968 (OP)
>How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?
like naruto, i guess. his life wasnt that bad.
>Would you seek to contact Kurama?
>How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?
who? i dont even remember this bitch so it must be from shippuden.
>Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?
i wouldnt bother to go after sasubitch.
>Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
i would try to fuck every sexy girl, especially tsunade.

>>281995740
>You become known as the boy who cried wolf, they chalk it up to your version of doing pranks.
I tell him to the hokage, using information I shouldn't know, and letting shisui put me under genjutsu to ensure I'm saying the truth.

>>281984968 (OP)
>now you must be guided by what you remember from having seen in the anime or manga
I know nothing. I am free vessel. I will not follow a story of the series at all and wont become a ninja.

>>281984968 (OP)
Kill Sasuke like immediately.

>>281984968 (OP)
kill yourself narutard

>>281984968 (OP)
Keeping in mind that I never watched or read it, I guess I'll be a fucking faggot and it will work out
Isn't that the plot

>>281984968 (OP)
How to inpio the younger kunoichi and /ss/ with the older ones?

i would quit being a ninja and open up my own ramen shop while using kurama chakra to make sure all the dishes are the right temperature

go to guy, learn Eight Gates Released Formation, then fuse it with Baryon Mode to become the goat

>>281984968 (OP)
Hand out leaflets with pics of the 4th and me so the villagers would connect the dots and stop hating me

>>281997158
Mode that kills you+mode that kills your beast
Wow it's doubling up on suicide.

>>281997279
the MC can't die so i'm fine

>>281984968 (OP)
>train with a casual and comfortable daily regimen of gym and chakra training for 9 years
>MC hax makes strong as hell from this
>let the story happen like normal
>when Jiraiya is going to fight Pain, tell him how the rinnegan works
>Jiraiya blitzes Pain
>when Madara gets his body back convince Guy to use the 8th gate right then and kill him
>Sasuke is probably still mad so just let him be Hokage since said he wanted that
>15 years later aliens attack
>Tell Shino and the Aburame clan to just kill them with their bugs that suck chakra
>Kara is still around, but Sasuke can maybe deal with that or something
>Boruto, Naruto Jr, Jiruto, Barry, Himawari, Nart and Goku (all my kids with Hinata) can do the rest

>>281998264
>when Jiraiya is going to fight Pain, tell him how the rinnegan works
Not that sure
>when Madara gets his body back convince Guy to use the 8th gate right then and kill him
Why would you even let things escalate that far
>Tell Shino and the Aburame clan to just kill them with their bugs that suck chakra
Couldn't the Oots simply kill the bugs?Aburame aren't that strong.
>Kara is still around, but Sasuke can maybe deal with that or something
You should be slightly more careful about Isshiki.

>>281990999
There are dozens of us.

>>281984968 (OP)
>learn how to talk to Kurama
>explain the situation to him
>let him take over my body
>he can just live Naruto's life how he wants and I get to watch

It's too much work to try to make the planets align like they did in the story, but killing yourself isn't fun either. Let's roll the dice and see what Kurama would do if he got the opportunity instead. I'd give him all the info about future events of course and pretend to still in be in control if the spooks got on our tail, but I don't think being Naruto would be very fun.

>>281984968 (OP)
maybe write your own SI fanfiction

>>281998264
>when Jiraiya is going to fight Pain, tell him how the rinnegan works
Why not just team up with him to defeat Pain since you've probably already surpassed him at that point
>when Madara gets his body back
Madara wouldn't even be a thing if you had already dealt with kabuto/black zetsu

>>281998822
Why would I be strong, I'm just training casually and only so that I don't get killed in part 1. The whole plan is so that I don't have to do anything hard, which is what the Naruto story is all about. I'm trying to find a solution for every problem that doesn't involve me doing anything, it's not a power-fantasy, it's a life that's as relaxing as possible fantasy. I don't ever even talk to the nine tails, he's just stuck inside me watching me plap Hinata every night trying to make yet another kid to take my place in the story.

>Madara wouldn't even be a thing if you had already dealt with kabuto/black zetsu.

Kabuto can't be dealt with too early, too many important things happen because he resurrects people for the war. Black zetsu can't be hurt by anything normal, the first time he's damaged by anything is by Naruto's truth seeking ball, which is one of the strongest attacks in the whole story. I don't think Black Zetsu needs to even be dealt with. Alone, he's invulnerable but powerless. Also when aliens start actually invading he might turn into an ally instead, who knows.

>>281999158
>too many important things happen because he resurrects people for the war.
Nta but wich ones?
>Black zetsu can't be hurt by anything normal, the first time he's damaged by anything is by Naruto's truth seeking ball, which is one of the strongest attacks in the whole story. I don't think Black Zetsu needs to even be dealt with.
Seal him then.
But yes, he's useful to handle the other Oots, if you can convince him turning the world in zetsu isn't the best plan.

Aaagh give me your eyes Sasuke!

Your sweet sweet eyes.

>>281984968 (OP)
>get stronk
>blitz everything
>save everyone
>fuck every woman
>get enslaved by aliens 20 years later anyway

Serious question. Have you guys ever actually written a full fan fiction?

I have... but I never publish them. A year ago I tallied up the word count for all of my Naruto writings and it's around 2 million. Is that bad? Should I be worried?

>>282000150
yes

>>282000150
>Is that bad? Should I be worried?
Yes. The good news is you know you can produce a lot of text. Try writing something less derivative.

>>281984968 (OP)
I will make targetable permanent sexy jutsu and marry the raikage.

Tenten needs love and I'm the one to give it to her!! NOT THAT OTHER GUY

>>282000073
live fast die young (killed by ayy lmao)

>>282000457
Cool, who are you going to use the jutsu on after marrying the raikage? (congrats btw)

>>282000531
Raikage.

>>282000429
Sadly I have Naruto autism, not writing autism. Writing is just the tool I use to exorcise whatever Naruto related idea I get stuck thinking about.

>>282000568
why boner

>>282000568
Did you draw this or is just the best there is of this character?

>>282000073
>get enslaved by aliens 20 years later anyway
...what the fuck is Boruto even about man

>>282001972
It started about Boruto's character development and understanding Naruto, with Naruto too understanding more his son.
Going on it got more things going on.

>>282001972
Boruto is a paradigm shift like Dragonball Z. It's all about aliens now.

Also, there's a secret society and a guy who is stronger than Madara or Kaguya who's always been on Earth even during Naruto's era, but he did nothing other than just hide and plot in the shadows. Also his minions are all dressed hella zesty since it's the 2020's.

The dumbest thing is that it's been literal thousands of years since any aliens came to earth, but coincidentally the aliens start showing up on earth basically right away after the gang resurrect and then defeat Kaguya. The new aliens invading and Kaguya getting resurrected have zero connection, they just happen to occur basically right after one another in the grand scheme of things. It's not like in Dragonball Z where Raditz sends a signal to Vegata and Nappa who then know to arrive on earth in a year, in Naruto it's just coincidence (they do try to retcon it in the anime a little).

>>281999158
>watching me plap Hinata every night
She's not going to want to hop on your dick if you aren't the #1 hyperactive knucklehead ninja who goes all-out all the time. Living a casual, comfortable life won't inspire her the same way.

I would let Kurama take over and kill everyone

>>281984968 (OP)
I'll stick with Sakura

>>281984968 (OP)
>find Kakashi
>guilt trip him into training you
>train earnestly under his tutelage
>any jutsu that would fit you well he can teach (since he knows 1000 jutsu)
>become ridiculously strong while still in the academy
>slowly befriend Kurama by talking to him every day and treating him like normal
>In wave arc, save Haku and recruit him to the village
>in chunin exams, kill Kabuto on sight, he'll either fight back at jounin level, revealing himself as a spy or just die
>village jinchuuriki can surely kill one ninja and not get into too much trouble
>meet jiraiya and get the toad contract
>befriend toads to get passage to mount myoboku
>train there from that point onwards
>Orochimaru kills Hiruzen
>learn the rasengan while finding tsunade, Orochimaru gets defeated and killed there
>Sasuke has the curse mark, but no Orochimaru so he has nowhere to go
>No reason to leave with Jiraiya
>Split time training with Sasuke and at Mount Myoboku
>Haku replaces Sakura on team 7 since she stays useless
>get friendly with Kurama and learn sage mode
>post time skip, Akatsuki starts acting up, but you're hella strong so you defeat them one by one
>destroy nagato's rinnegan
>let Itachi put the mind control crow inside you
>help Sasuke kill Itachi and get his eyes
>reveal Itachi was the coolest guy
>Sasuke gets mangekyo, and later EMS
>Itachi's eyes trigger the crow inside you and it casts kotoamatsukami on Sasuke
>Sasuke is now strong as hell, but docile and breedable
>befriend Killer Bee, as a fellow soul brother (jinchuuriki)
>learn KCM and Sage mode KCM
>hang around with Kakashi waiting for Obito to show up
>when Obito shows up, blitz him with Kakashi
>start preparing for aliens by doing taijutsu and teaching people sage mode
>blitz the aliens when they show up, but let Boruto do the final punch so he gets the kama
>somewhere along the line have sex with Tayuya, Hinata, Samui and Tenten
>have your kids Boruto, Goku, Bilbo and Masashi deal with any fights after that

>>282004383
>Orochimaru gets defeated and killed there
How? That fucker is immortal. The only reason he "died" is because he tried to mindrape Sasuke and Sasuke defeated him in his own mindfuck space

>>282004811
It's as easy as stopping from bodyswapping in three years.

>>282004842
How do you plan to catch him? And even if you kill him somehow he can also respawn from a cursed mark.

>>282004873
I'm not that anon, but I guess he can find some way to catch Oro.
Also his respawn isn't something that just happens, someone has to actively resurrect him.

>>281984968 (OP)
Straight up tell Kakashi about everything. He will help me find Jiraya and Itachi, knowing everything, will help out. Now with Kakashi, Jirayia and Itachi on my side, the third will listen and the everyone will turn on Danzo. Akatsuki won't fuck with me. Pain will believe he turned good and Naruto really was ninja jesus if I show him I do have knowledge I should not have. Winning Orochimaru over shouldn't be a problem. Done. Now I have Itachi, Jiraya, Orochimaru, Pain, Konan, Kakashi and Gai to help train me. I might not be able to win Kurama over like naruto did, but he will be able to see my memories and see his alternate self vouching for it. Specially if I show him his father (the sage) is kinda of still alive and watching over him. Madara wont be revived and even if Black Zetsu finds a way to do so, he would lose to Gai without the 10t.

>>282004907
>I guess he can find some way to catch Oro
Oro is strong as fuck though so this doesn't cut it.
If anon kills Kabuto (also unlikely because of Kabuto's healing) Orochimaru will just replace him with a new assistant who might be stronger than Kabuto. Orochimaru also survived just fine without Tsunade's help. Kabuto's death changes the timeline, so he might not even try to ask Tsunade for help.

>>281990595
>>281990482
Or you can just, you know, seal him. Kaguya was stronger and they managed to do it, why wouldn't that work again?

>>282005115
>will just replace him with a new assistant who might be stronger than Kabuto
Seems really difficult, none of the sound 4 gave the impression of being as strong as Kabuto, and Kabuto comically snowballs with time.
But yes, capturing Oro would be hard, but he's still possible to seal, as shown by Hiruzen.

>try to get Guy to be my mentor as early as possible
>if it doesn't work, bitch to Hiruzen and ask him to be the mentor
>if Hiruzen does Hiruzen things seek out Kakashi and guilt trip him
>if that somehow fails as well, talk to the fox, try to establish the bond
>forget about orochimaru he will get away either way
>try to warn shisui so Danzo doesn't get the eye
>if he gets the eye anyway forget about Kabuto, Uchiggers and everything else that can draw attention so Danzo doesn't kwab me with Koto
>if he doesn't, work towards getting Hiruzen to do something against Root and kwabing Kabuto
not much I can do differently if Guy or Hiruzen thing doesn't work out

>>281998264
Honestly you should be forcing Jiraiya to get shit done instead of writing porn books. Since you know about the future you can tell him about the prophecy and his fate so he will listen

>>282007198
Warning Shisui prevents the Uchiha coup since he can Koto the leaders.

>>282005289
They don't have to be strong. All they need to beat phobic Tsunade is self harm no jutsu, or a bloodbag. She sees blood, she's out.

Also Orochimaru seems like the kind of character who can pull resources out of his ass. He had many slaves and servants, and people tend to listen to him and worship him for whatever reason. Like he treated Karin and Suigetsu like shit, but he somehow managed to win them over during the war. There's probably more powerful subordinates who could replace Kabuto we don't see. Oro mostly kept Kabuto around for his medical knowledge that allowed him to reuse his test subjects and because of Kabuto's loyalty, durability, and intelligence. Kabuto was the closest he had to a son/friend. But in the context of Tsunade fight he could probably be replaced with a random goon, or a couple of them. If something goes wrong Oro could always try to escape.

watching second chuuni exam filler arc

it has nice plot

>>281984968 (OP)
I am LITERALLY destined to be the king of the world
im chill
let fate do its thing

>>282008404
>>282008428

>>282008428
The old genin is nowhere to be seen... does this mean he finally passed?

>>282008667
i dont remember if i last saw him in a recent filler or in the war

>>282008404
>>282008428
post more

>>281993441
It doesn't change the fact that instead of adopting Naruto, Hiruzen let him rot as an orphan living by himself when he was barely potty-trained.
Same goes for Jiraiya. He was spending those years just fucking around instead of looking after Naruto despite being super close to Minato and Kushina and being his godfather.
You can excuse Kakashi because he's younger, wasn't particularly close to Minato on an emotional level and was an actually busy ninja at the time but Jiraiya and especially Hiruzen are scum for leaving Naruto like that.
Of course their behaviour makes no sense and is the consequence of Kishimoto having no long term plans for the series.

>>282008551
Being a ninja dog somehow makes you dumber than a normal dog.

>>282009992
Jiraiya you can at least say "Sarutobi-Sensei wouldn't just leave the kid to rot like that, I don't have to stick around"
Hiruzen meanwhile seems spiteful or evil

>>282000150
I absolutely can't into prose so I don't produce fanfiction that can be published. Mostly outlined scenarios and timelines. Lately I've been summarizing these and feed the prompts into LLMs, they're pretty useful for keeping details consistent and you can wrangle a coherent narrative. I have a few on grok 4 that I've been fleshing out for months.

>>281984968 (OP)
>Tell 4th hokage and Jiraiya a general plot synopsis
>Back up story with information I shouldn't have
>All my information is now useless because I've changed major events and now don't know what will happen
>Start training earlier and become stronger because I already know the shadow clones bullshit to triple training efficiency

>>282011587
>Tell 4th hokage

I have bad news for you anon...

>>282011647
It's been forever and I forgot that 3rd isn't the 4th and had to take his place
I can't remember shit this timeline is screwed

>>282000486
Good thing there isn't another guy.

>>281984968 (OP)
I don't know what the fuck a Kurama is, but I know Hinata has the hots for me, so I'll cash in on that.

>>282000558
Post it on fanfiction sites. I'd read it.

I go find the filler Genie before anybody else can, and running off the episodes logic, it's a literal genie that has no desire to fuck with my wishes.

"I wish Sahara Wataru dictated the events of this world."

"Gender swap all the main villains who aren't women"

"Lower the worlds overall power level outside of myself by like 10x"

Then live every edgy 14 year olds dream.

>>282012684
I just had a look at my back catalog to see if there's anything I could publish, but none of them get past ninja academy even if they're 200k words long. They're shit, and way too verbose. The writing was meant as a tool to just get the idea out of my head, not for anyone to read. Thanks for the sentiment though.

>>281984968 (OP)
Naruto didn't know shit and was so far ahead of the curve he made everyone else look like they weren't even trying. I'm sure I'll do fine. And obviously Hinata is the best choice. She actually liked Naruto for who he was, was nice to him, etc. That's not even getting into her good looks and giant booba. A good lesson to the lil jimmies out there.

>>281984968 (OP)
-hmmm-

>>281984968 (OP)
I think I'm the only one who would choose to stay with Sakura (I like her ass and thighs), it wouldn't be very difficult to convince her to forget about Sasuke, right?

If so, any advice?

>>282013277
And what happens if you can't find it?

>>282000568
What

>>281984968 (OP)
>You die and reincarnate in a 4 year old Naruto

The world would be fucking screwed.

1. How will you survive the next 9 years before the main story begins?
Learning how to weave chakra.
Learning how to use sealing techniques.
Learning wind release.


2. Would you seek to contact Kurama?
Yes, through meditation, but I wouldn't talk to him.

3. How would you go about putting Kurama on your side?
I wouldn't, I'd wait for Madara to show up so that Kurama bitches out like he did in the actual series.


4. Would you try to change or avoid certain events that happened in the original story?

I'd try to prevent Sasuke from getting bit by Orochimaru, or tortured by Itachi.
I'd take Nagato's Rinnegan for myself ASAP.

5. Would you stay with Hinata, Sakura or another girl?
Temari.

If you talk to Kurama about the 10 tails and him being part of an alien and Chakra tree that probably get you to ksm early
.

>>282018693
Immediately give into kurama in the first sparring match with sasuke whilst yelling something about his red eyes controlling me so uchiggers are hated even more.

Sneak estrogen into Sasuke's diet and gaslight him into having gender dysphoria, then convince him into doing a forbidden jutsu to permanently genderswap him into a female. Then romance FemSasuke and Hinata so you have two raven haired jade-beauty wives.

>>281993441
It's canon to the anime

>>281984968 (OP)
When the forest of death happens, I rape a random kunoichi and kill her. Not against the rules.

Kill Neji. I save him from becoming the embarrassment that is Part 2 Neji. So he dies a cool Destiny Chad.

>>281984968 (OP)
>4 yo. Naruto
Suboptimal, given Minato still being around is the easiest way to avert the plot, but still a decent enough foundation. For starters:
>Get my hands on Shadow-Clone as soon as possible.
>Focus on speed-training taijutsu, the various walking forms, and Wind-Release techniques via the complete bullshit that is Shadow-Clone memory.
The Uchiggers shouldn’tve been slaughtered by Itachi yet, so a key priority would be to try and prevent that to ensure Sasuke’s not an edgy retard down the line. Shisui would probably work as an avenue there. After that, it’s basically:
>Ideally try to get myself selected in Kiba’s place on Team 8, because Hinata is best girl, Shino is fucking cracked, and Kurenai can fill in the Genjutsu shaped hole in my training quite easily.
>Try and get in contact with Jiraiya as fast as humanly possible to cash in on Rasengan, Toad summons, and Sage bullshit early.
The rest of the plot (Orochimaru, Akatsuki, and Madara bullshit) should pretty much handle itself from therein, especially if averting the Uchiggers revolt actually works.

>>282017535
Sakura has an ideal of Sasuke as a cool genius so just live up to that as Naruto since Sasuke is a traumatized antisocial fuck.

>>282008667
Maybe he gave up after seeing how bullshit the last exam got. It turned into a terrorist attack.

>>282020374
You'd have to be strong enough to subdue any girl...

>>282021378
Something that Naruto or anyone else never did is tell Sakura (and Ino) that Sasuke was very blinded by his revenge, especially after that reunion with Itachi... They eventually realized it after the battle of Naruto and Sasuke and in shippuden

So I just have to make Sakura come to her senses that she and I don't matter to Sasuke... Yes, yes, very sad that Sasuke doesn't love us, blah, blah, blah

And to make her focus on being a good ninja and that unlike Sasuke, I will be there for her, to support her and help her get ahead. And so I have the way assured to have that ass and those thighs in my possession.

>>282021650
I wonder how many of the entrants still think that was somehow part of the test.

>>282013277
Based, but if Wataru is writing I already know I'm invincible. Switch that last wish with Salad still being born.

>>281984968 (OP)
I would honestly proceed in a similar direction to what Naruto, but just more efficient. I would budget more accordingly and attempt to make friends with the fox earlier. The big thing is shadow clones. As soon as I fucking unlock that jutsu from the forbidden scroll, its training time. Every day. First dozens, then hundreds, then thousands. Not just sparring, but cardio, weight lifting, chakra control, and tactical war games. Sasuke will be dragged back to Konoha by his fucking feet. I'd learn sage mode during the timeskip because I'm farther ahead than in the actual timeline. Come back early, take the chunin exam, ask out Hinata, and then save the fucking world.

I visit Shizune

>>281984968 (OP)
I'd live a slow life in the outskirts of konoha village

>>282024463
Naruto doesn't really have that choice since he's got the village nuke inside him. He's basically forced to be a ninja. Also that would mean you die either during Konoha crush or when Pein attacks so you'd only get to live around a decade and that's all childhood years you'd have to live a lone as a kid trying to make ends meet.

>>282020374
bring a buddy. if one man can hold you down, two can rape you.

>>281984968 (OP)
Hinato, Hana I or Ino is the only choice.
Kill Sasuke and tell everyone where old decript Madara is hiding.
Kill Tobi, Madara Orochimaru and Kabuto, Sasuke, Sakura and Danzo.
Make Sarutobi confess to all the shit he is responsible for.
Revive Kaguya as your fourth wife alongside Ino, Hinata and Hanabi.