Thread 281991758

Anzio isn't weak! They just need to cut on snacks.
All hail duce Anchovy!

>>281991758 (OP)
Big chobi love!

La cobi

I wish guppies were real

>Be me, male(male)
>Transferred to Continuation for some small ship repairs as I'm finishing my welding degree
>Have to do work around the tank hangars with some seniors
>Sometimes bit loud because of practices, but at least there are cute girls
>Some quiet girl starts hanging around close to me after the Senshado practices
>She keeps looking at me while I work, thinking I don't notice
>After this goes for few days, I just approach her
>She barely talks, but for some reason she wants to hang around with me
>Tells finally her name, Youko
>We chat for like week and she wants to spend time with me after my work sometimes
>She might be into me?
>Try my best to not spaghetti this
>One day she introduces me to some of her Senshado teammates
>Seems almost excited about it despite not talking much
>They seem like nice people, even if bit strange
>While Youko usually just chats bit with me, it starts feeling like she wants me to spend time with Mika and Yuri
>Find it bit strange
>She keeps constantly complimenting me to the two
>It's bit flattering and embarrassing
>Mika invites me to their saunas after work as it's Friday
>Youko is almost salivating at that
>Uhh, okay? Well it's not nude sauna but still I guess she wants to see me with less clothes or something...?
>Play it cool and accept
>Sauna time
>Youko is nowhere to be seen, but other girls are there
>It's actually kinda nice, even if the girls are bit teasing about me being the only guy, and adult, there
>After sauna time and swimming in lake(bit farther away so they don't see me naked), leave to my quarters
>Youko is in front of my door
>She looks angry
>"Why... Didn't you fuck Mika...?"
>"You were supposed to cuck me..."
>What
>She gets actually angry and starts throwing stuff from her bag while chasing me
>Misses everything for some reason despite being just few feet behind me
>I manage to escape inside
>Never see her again after work
Bros, did I mess up?

Upvoted!

I want to kiss, hug, cuddle, manhandle a guppie.

Upotted!!

Chobi!

mibolin..

>>281991758 (OP)
Dick exploding thighs

>>281993674
Me grabbing her ass

>112 days until mllsd
>xx days for subs
>still no df5 lulmao

>>281992298
I wish some guppers weren't real

>>281994482
Yeah m*gger and *braz should hang

I need to marry Shiho because the sex would be amazing. As long as she leaves the door open so I can hear everything

Shiho has me on speed dial

>>281991758 (OP)
Chobi should wear like this

Should wear like what

arisa after graduating

>>281995227
should wear a skirt for her senshado uniform like OP

>>281995361
Q U I N C E

>>281995279
is she working at mcdonalds

>>281995279
Should be fatter

>>281991758 (OP)
Anchovy goes on the pizza!

>>281995279
Nah she would be homeless

>>281995563
Too salty for me, put pineapple on that bitch

>>281995637
but shes already (sorta) homeless tho?

>>281995692
how

>>281995692
She kind of homeless :skull emoji:

>>281995707
arisa is broke and lives homeless with her father.
her father(which is her only known family member so far) works as one of the janitors of Saunders's school ship, so arisa got to enroll in a rich private school despite the odds, but is well known for a loser femcel who can barely afford to live such life in an unmatching group.

>>281995819
This is canon

>>281995819
lmao

>>281991758 (OP)
>anzio thread
finally some gold

>>281995819
big if true

>>281995889
I assume its Chobis birthday or something since these threads are all stealth template threads made by the birthday autist

What snek doing

>>281995906
wrong. its still two weeks away.

K
I still think you should off yourself though

>>281995963
meant three.

>>281995970
but am not him tho?

Wan

Wani

>>281995889
Someone pls buy this and fully translate it...

Do it yourself broke ahhh nigga

>>281995904
No

>>281996269
DIE URINE

Probably isn't important gang, but sometimes, I like to view the archives on the shenanigans of /gup/. I just looked for key words for any mentions and lookie here
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281391177/#281422492_2
/dbs/ niggers are monitoring the threads. And the chainsaw mid poster is from there, so that person just comes and goes when a melty occurs because they are "bored"
But then I saw this
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281623145/#281655724_18
And I am now beginning to think that the jak spamming are from tards in /dbs/ causing chaos and uproars for reasons unknown
Just thought I should put this here for any reason necessary
Unrelated but this person may also be me and should be acknowledged
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/281540998/#281676074

>>281996570
@grok fact check this

73 days until Ankou Matsuri!

>>281997054
will there be something prepared this time regarding das finale? Last time was a huge disappointment/nothing burger...

>>281997143
Nothing's been announced yet.

>>281992357
lmao

>>281997054
72days left for japan trip

>>281996570
Effortposting in /gup/ is kinda pointless
We do know that youkoposter spams bbc stuff at least but jak spam from /dbs/ wouldn't be too surprising
/gup/ schizos and attentionwhores are nothing compared to the average /dbs/ poster

>>281995904
DEJA VU

>>281999415
What does the combat Anzu reference?

>>281999630
Metal Gear

>>282000841
lustwaffen

ohio!

I want Chobi to speak Italian to me.

>>282001548
Only in Oarai

>>282001548
Mahomaru

>>282000841
Pantsu

Water Sheska, Water Koume and Water Wani

>>281996570
>And I am now beginning to think that the jak spamming are from tards in /dbs/ causing chaos and uproars for reasons unknown
Very bad detecting because it's frankly really obvious what posts triggered the jak spam and it was all very goal oriented

>>281991758 (OP)
Big boob Duce

>>282002474
Which one is the anal slut?

>>282002693
None of them.
Almost everyone in GuP is sexually inexperienced, due to males being scarce in the Gupworld

>>282002722
Wrong

>>282002773
Okay but everyone else

>>282002773
the ntr guppie!

>>282002828
Even she's a nice girl actually

>>282002828
Yuuki is bluffing

>>282003575
Sairaan nopee

>>281991758 (OP)
Chobi sexo

Why does Anzio use the white stockings? They're too sexy

>>282004884
gup costume designers have a nice taste

ded

>>282004299
Somua s35 a cute

>>282005621
Some of the froggies are definitely cute but some look terrible to my tastes

chobbers looks hotter in her duce pants, jacket tied around the waist, and topless

>>282005894
I want to see an example

Raise your flags!

wani a shit

Anything new from Noumens Koume?

>>282006196
he posted new youko art on xitter after a while

>>282006327
Getting unfaithful to the KMM girls?

>>282006567
Wish he had stopped at that, in his newer works her koumes are bigger than her head.

>>282006567
I missed this post so much

>>282005894
Fucking this

>>282006567
how did she even drown with those airbags. could keep the whole tank afloat.

>>282006681
The others in the crew were simply just too flat

>>282006681
Rude.

>>282006796
Koume mad when anon suggests using a condom

>>282006747
>KMM
>Flats

>>282007165
Not in KMM.

Noumen art is ugly
There I said it

>>282007510
He kinda draws men with tits and vaginas

Noumen art is good tho. Unique and cool style.

>>282007586
They do look like dudes now that you mentioned it
>>282007606
Yeah uniquely ugly

>>282007586
He likes to give the KMM girls abs, but i wouldn't call them looking like males.

>>282007510
Yeah, I've always considered it kinda shit
I think he's improved and it's nice to see a semi dedicated KMM artist but it is what it is

>>282007767
The arms are kinda masculine

>>282007510
His comics and whatnot are alright, but if you use em for jerk off material, then lmao

>>282007973
Not gonna lie, the vaginas are nice.

>>282007880
Must be the loader job.

>>282008008
Carbs is not that buff.

loader hand job

>>282008077
I rather a pitjob.

>>282008077
Good bye cock it was nice knowing you

>>282007995
>Wani is the one and only person in Noumens KMM who shaves
What did he mean by this?
(and hopefully the censorgators are enough for the jannies)

>>282007510
>>282007586
>>282007680
>>282007829
Tasteless anon.
Noumen love

>>282008116
That's a man

What if Fumikane draws canon Erika next with the meanest bush you've ever seen?

>>282008196
Literally a penis

>>282008212
I would say fumiGOD

>posts the ugliest Katyusha to prove a point
Do better

>>282008196
God that's ugly

>>282008196
To be fair the locker room bodies were pretty hot
I think it's just the way he draws faces that strikes odd to me

I want Noumen to draw more Pravda, Chihatan and Saunders.
Wani and Koume are nice but overfocus is a thing

>>282008273
They have big mouths, sharp and big eyes, and really pointy chins. It’s very unsettling

>>282008279
Even if I don't like his art that much, every school need its dedicated artist.

>>282008218
Peak body

For me, its this artist, tho now looking at it, those are some pretty long fingers

>>282008304
Yeah the mouths are the worst to me

>>282008305
Well, Chihatan has gemu, but he keeps to give them cowtits.

>>282008410
Don't like that everything is about sucking dicks

>>282008410
Good artist for sure. The buckets I've busted

>>282008427
Pantsu is nice

>>282008442
This

>peak
That would be this

>>282008442
Girls are made for cock sucking
Plus there are some zuri

>>282008521
Pffft lol

>>281998048
the souvenir shop at oarai hotel was closed last year because they were doing renovations. hopefully they're done by now.

>>282008521
I love chub

>>282008521
Hot

>>282008555
It was closed because Mako was so boring actually

>>282008521
overfeeding your dog is animal abuse

>>282008546
Wrong

>>282008273
His style is simpler and a bit more "crude" if you want to call it that way than others, but i wouldn't call it worse because of that.
Like, compare Fir Tree to RW, the former has a lot more fine details, but Nogamis art is not bad because of that.

>>282008442
Life itself is about the strive to have a guppie suck your dick

>>282008521
plap hog

For me, Astroguy.

Guppies are gay

>>282008521
Good, now show their butts

>>282008665
I mean I wasn't criticizing his art for being less polished than whatever counterparts, I would have said that if that was the case
I said he draws bad faces
Fir tree art is so fucking cute

>>282008724
Good

>>282008724
yes

>>282008427
See this is good art, cute and nice

>>282008942
what would their mom say

>>282008972
Incest makes the bloodline stronger

>>282009011
girls can't procreate with other girls, dummy

>>282009011
tell that to the habsburg chin

>>282008410
Ame draws the best shlurp

>>282008475
Agent Aika, Chihatan edition.

>>282009011
Stop posting, Akhenaten.

>>282009047
Futacock solves that problem

>>282009066
That's right x1
The cocks looks funny at times thoever, like a sea cucumber

nishizumis should fuck erika instead of each other

>>282009229
Me while wani watches

>>282009229
alligator hands wrote this post

>>282009229
Yes while anon watches

>>282009136
This guy draws the best lewd flatties

>>282009396
Examples please

>>282009420
Can't, this is a Christian board.

His Mako/cutlass trios are so hot

>>282009182
I like how he draws cocks, they look nasty

>>282009515
>trios

where is the third one

>>282009568
I'm the third one (not pictured)

>>282009488
>>282009515
These two are just too erotic for my own good...

>>282008442
Explain this then atheist

>>282009566
You should know tho that peepees dont generally look like that. The way he draws it just looks funny at times, just that the was he draws the guppa doing the succ is really hot

>>282009640
Baby pacifier nipples lol

>>282009566
I imagine all gupper cocks look like that

>>282009640
>WC
am I supposed to pee in her pussy? cuz that's really hot actually.

>>282009703
Mine may look like that at times tru

>>282009724
Hot...

>>282008304
Why do you watch anime if big eyes unsettle you?

>>282009568
Me, anon

>>282009751
Its HIS art that feels uncanny, anime is different, like jitsu watashi wa, great anime/manga but the eyes are hugely weirdly big

>282009703
Kill yourself faggot

Wani posted

Implied seggs

>>282009668
Yeah well humans don't generally look like anime characters either, so it goes in the same category for me
>>282009703
My cock looks exactly like that

i like the wanigator. she never did anything wrong.

Now that you mentioned it, mine does look like this

>>282009863
weird because mine also looks like that

>>282009863
Me on the left...

>faggot hours
You can't just post porn and not think about cocks? Fuck you

>>282009863
That's literally and metaphorically what my cock looks like

>>282009904
We self insert to the images yes

Stop posting nsfw

>>282009617
That's right

>>282009903
If you were actually a girl, I'm giving you my baby
>>282009937
Shhhhh

Finally the thread got good again

>deleted
Get rekt

Do not open, nsfw

most interesting and erotic guppy

>>282010055
MY ADSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>282009751
i want shlurp to look at me like that while I masturbate in front of her(she ordered me to do it)

I'm from the timeline with Giant Beko.
Ask me anything

>>282010179
>filename
Impossible because this is ai generated

>>282010179
Why does that timeline use sloppa as city design

Cute flattie

>>282010270
La abuela

>>282010230
It's cheaper

>>282010313
I love Wani but when she tries to look all pretty and feminine, it's like a dog pretending to be a cat

wani is a wolf

she goes wan wan

>>282010337
This explanation seems realistic, carry on

>>282010377
She's feminine

Here’s your irl guppa gang

Bit too much makeup for my taste
But understandable when you cosplay

>>282010440
Which of these two is the Finntard who ruins our threads?

>>282010440
would fug the bottom one

>>282010440
>3D
PASS

>>282010470
They’re the same person

>>282010488
no you are the same person

>>282010425
That's how her family used to dress her back when she was 10. Then she found her own style

>>282010546
Ponder the aroma

>>282010546
Is that a beer can.
Go ahead and tell me she's 13, I dare you

>>282010544
Is it finding her own style if her school just forces her to dress like a nazi

>>282010544
She's still girly thoever

What we thinking gang, need or keep it? (The cosplay is really good tho)

>>282010606
With that much filter you would fuck that one fat and bald figure with gup Tshirt too

>>282010606
>thighs
Must. Not. Like. 3D.

>>282010433
Mutton lewd

>>282010606
This is a man ain't it

>>282010606
I'm not categorically opposed to guppie cosplay and some has been pretty hot but this isn't it chief

>>282010624
Don’t worry anon she wouldn't fuck you anyway

>>282010544
Tomboy little shit Wani > little lady wani

>>282010606
that babushka is so heavy she makes a kv-2 jealous

>>282010709
I'm not a lesbian anyway

>>282010703
I think its cute desu

>>282010757
Real foid or larp?

For me? Still the Chobi VA cosplays

>>282010759
Thighjob

kay cosplay makes sense for fat girls

>>282010776
Of course I am just joking, this thread is a woman repellent.

>>282010757
>>282010808
Dilate

>>282010788
Yeah she real cute

>>282010808
Kys

>>282010591
>her school just forces her to dress like a nazi
Yes, based, I voted for this

>>282010724
Brutal but factual

>>282010757
The fujoshi club is two doors down

>>282010855
"This is whom you get to sleep with if you're Hanafag's best friend"

>>282010900
God imagine the smell

>>282010940
Fish

>>282010900
This is someone's fetish

>>282010900
Nonna's massive blockers

>>282010939
>bl*ck*d fag
Pass

>>282011042
You don't have to do Commander like that tho

>>282011061
STUPID DYKE

>>282010998
CULO

>>282011071
... maybe Wani didn't deserve to win after all

>>282011077
*Smart lesbian

This is the face of a winner

>>282011042
He apologized for that, it's all good

>>282011144
Face of a wiener more like LOL LMAO

PoV: you're a hambaagu

>>282011182
Cranberry chang!

>>282011184
Knowing nips, their teeth are probably fucked up

>>282011153
For kneeling to niggers? No thank you

>>282011182
Not funne didn't lauf

BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES!

>>282011353
It literally came out before the end of the TV show

>>282011245
You really care so much lmao

>>282011105
Cute Caesar

>>282011509
It must be shocking to you that I could like another poster that isn't slopper boyfriend. Sad hanafag is just another dopamine receptor fried coomer

>>282011639
Yeah and

marie should be the name of a ship. because fat floats.

>>282011680
Fuck off turkmutt

>>282011625
Bro really is this invested in some avatarfag drama kek

>>282011710
Rude

What happens if you yank Marie's 5head pubes?

>>282011710
heh

>>282011714
This

>>282011818
???

>>282011714
This x2

I look like this atm

>>282012109
Gay

Mibolin is for Wani

>>282012109
I look like this rn gang

Kay good

>>282012158
You mean Piporin

>>282012304
No

>>282011245
You may be racist but are you Floof-tier racist? No? Didn't think so

>>282012109
Glad you found some lewds you really enjoy

>>282012322
Absolutely disgusting

>>282012376
I look like this when I find lewds I really enjoy

>>282011625
I love fried food. Yum

Me when revisiting that one really good personal favorite doujin

>>282012514
Me and w- ewwwww fukuda

>>282012457
Ew you're brown

fukable

Gross

>>282012576
>turk coded post

>>282012576
whoud

Spoil that fukugly at least, I had to personally hide that

>>282012535
Oshida...

>I cannot invite Wani to Ankou Matsuri and treat her to an Ankou burger
This is how I know I'm ngmi

Nothing wrong with brown guppies

>>282012609
And?
>>282012665
Stop exaggerating lel

>>282012700
Brown guppies are ok
Brown anons are not

>282012711
Its ugly and you should kill yourself for it roach

>can't travel because poor
>will never be able to visit Oorai
>will not be able to get pictures of all the cardboard cutouts of guppies

>>282012715
Ok Oshida

>>282012715
>brown hands typed this

>>282012728
Crying

>>282012700
Choco Leopons may or may not drive me wild

mako or alice

>>282012715
>Crocodile hands typed this

>>282012799
They sure for me

>>282012804
Based Wani

>boring or sex meat
Easy choice

>>282012804
Y-you mean... THAT man?

>>282012804
>implying Wani is fine with brown guppies, especially if they're after her Commander
Rotfl.
Lmaho

Jougo

>>282012855
What's her nickname again?

>>282012855
Wife

Tooopid

>>282012855
Sex

>>282012885
mr. shorthair boyman

>>282012922
Me in the middle

>>282012885
The ossan destroyer

>>282012945
dumdum

>>282012820
if i go to okinawa will i meet girls like this?

Wani likes brown guppies

>>282012945
Tooooooopid

>>282012982
Okinawan women are for American service men only

>>282012932
>>282012952
I remember a different nickname

we all like brown guppies

>>282012982
You have to go to Philippines for a Maria.

>>282013025
The ntr guppie!

>>282013060
No that's penis head

>>282013038
That's right x1

Andou is sex

>>282013084
That's right x2

I get the feeling that you guys just want to have sex with these young women who drive tanks.

>>282013114
This is actually canon

>>282013144
No way

>>282013144
What gave it away?

>>282013149
Nice

>>282013167
Giving me a taste for chocolate

>>282013144
Nope.
I love Shiho but there's no way I could satisfy her

Nonna likes kat because she looks like a penis

jokes on you i want to fuck the tanks

>>282013167
I'd fuck her senseless

Yukari...

Which guppie is the best choice for emotionless sex?

>>282013247
Oshida...

mako

>>282013224
Based Nonna

>>282013224
Of course!

>>282013272
Jouko, because she is stunned retard.

>>282013272
Nonna

>>282013224
It all makes sense now

For those going to Japan, what does your itinerary look like? I was thinking to go to Fukuoka this time, maybe see Nagasaki and Okinawa too if time allow it

What's the most physically unrealistic moment in the whole series? Pic possibly related

>>282013619
Maho not fucking Erika on screen

>>282013619
CV33 skipping on water.

>>282013619
The cv33 flying in the air dealing a deathblow to the karl and this >>282013642

>>282013640
This tbdesu

>>282013619
>>282013642
>>282013654
Everyone's talking about CV33, can we say Anchoevy and her friends ruined gup?

>>282013690
Pure retard strength

>>282013690
This is more believable than the panzer iv drifting

marry me amaretto

>>282013744
Siko*

>>282013792
Retard sex

Guys is it possible to have a GuP artwork from him?

>>282013840
Have you tried asking nicely?

who?

>>282013896
Never tried because I haven't seen doing arts by Request

>>282013977
Then I’m afraid its ogre

>>282014020
Finally some fucking food

Is there ANYTHING to talk about?

>>282013690
>he cant flip a tankette
Start lifting or your guppy will leave you

>>282014060
Girls and tanks
>>282014033

>>282014060
Wani wan

>>282014060
Of course

>>282014060
Want lost to a little girl

>>282014106
A little girl who drinks beer >>282010546

>>282014060
Lewd guppies

>>282014106
What

i want to lose my pants to a little girl

Which guppie likes true crime?

What kind of a fucking question is that

>>282014294
All of them.
They're all girls

miho IS the true crime

Miho's ass is true crime

Where is the gupper correcting Wanicock?

>>282014505
My mouth

croco will bite your dick off

Oink

>>282014640
This is porn isnt it

>>282014683
It's actually leaked DF5 storyboard sketch

>>282014414
Based Mibolin

>>282014708
No wonder Miz had to go back and revise it

>>282014640
>reverse image search
>find this
Interesting

Wani is gay btw

i dont care about wani anymore

I always care about wani

>>282014935
Here is the uncropped pic https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3922998

Don't care about wani, do care about Darj.

I still care about Wani

>>282015089
>open link
>mfw
Honestly didn't expected that

No one cares about the sl*g

Its a wan eat wan world out there

i want pink wani now

Erika is an icon

Wanigator is a national treasure

sheska is better

Sheska is annoying

Sheesh who

I think wani is annoying
But I also want wani to rape me

She wouldn't rape you tho

That

sheska is my wife

>>282015530
This

Sheska a shit

Jougo a kaka

Youko a cute

brown guppie vagina bones

Brown guppies are my religion

>>282016488
>>282016541
These

I'd fuck Ogin

I wouldn't Ogin

we would all fuck ogin

Would ogin and every shark except rum

I wouldn't tho

Rum is an ugly turd

>>282016714
Yeah

Rumgle is fucking hideous

Id fuck Rum

Is guppers gender neutral or that does apply to alleged pussy havers

Guppers with a pussy don't exist

>>282016856
You don’t know that tho

>>282016892
Stop coping bub

Who cares a cock looks nicer anyway

Ok Nonna

Yeah

If Nonna by all practical means owns Katyusha, does that mean that Nonna has a cock?

That question is shit

Guppies with a pussy doesn't exist

Cope

Don’t cope

Wani should be eating out Miho's pussy

I should be eating out Miho's pussy

No, you shouldn't

jonathan frankes says, female guppers may or may not exist. are they real? or did they ghost you?

>>282017228
Dumb gator

Where is fatbraz tho

obraz died of diabetus

>>282017228
Smart gator

Losing the weight as we speak from the backlash

Brazzu will come back buff af. 150kg full muscle, JoJo Part 1 physique.

don't, the old lady in the mirrow will

I only brown guppies

>>282017400
God I want to look like Jotaro so bad

the old lady in the mirror obraz run look behind

>>282017228
Median IQ gator

>>282017477
Holy based

>>282013567
I haven't made it to the south yet, I've have some good times in Nagano. Your locations would be my next picks on places to go. Onomichi could be a decent pilgrimage stop while in the area as well.

fuck i love hoshino

>>282017608
I love fuck Hoshino

I'd fuck Hoshino

Late thread brownposting

Hoshino kind of mid desu

I'd Hoshino

Need the double brownzuri

Lotta brown posting lately but I can't say I'm opposed to it.

Choco guppies are my drug

>>282017724
All me to be honest.

are all guppies brown in honolulu

>>282014060
The gupping's so good it left everyone speechless.

>>282017821
I'm going to beat you up

>>282017776
This

>>282017821
No white liberals actually

>>282017821
Nice

>>282017911
You can't post her anon that isn't fair.....

>>282014100
Ohh... so THAT'S why they call her that!

That's not a guppie

>>282017947
Gang, this real?

>>282017925
Too bad

>>282017950
Sorry, let me post Hoshino.

>>282017976
Guess there's no helping it then...

Which guppie would escape the country in a suitcase?

Don't care, love brown girls.

all island girls are brown and topless, they told me

>posts from a cancer based series
lulmao

>>282017964
Not surprised that got the thread zoomer

>>282018091
Dammit anon

>posts deleted
Weird

Guess I should be more on topic and make sure I'm discussing anime

You should get permad for being a babbling idiot

Yes, just like that, thank you for being a role model to this community.

I'm ashamed of my sins, moderator-kun. Gomenasai, I will talk about pokemon! I shall not mention thread personalities again even as a joke

Kissing Mibolin

marry sheska

>>282018680
Kill yourself m*gger

>>282018672
I am the glue of /gup/ yes