Thread 282043069

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Anonymous 9/6/2025, 12:58:19 AM No.282043069 >>282043115 >>282043395 >>282043481 >>282044100 >>282044327 >>282045054 >>282045183 >>282046473 >>282047005 >>282047759 >>282048219 >>282048222 >>282048424 >>282048575 >>282048626 >>282048913 >>282049193 >>282049687 >>282051038

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>Every /a/non loses to this in a fight.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:01:30 AM No.282043115 >>282043173

>>282043069 (OP)
>that arch
Megumin's a pro.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:04:39 AM No.282043173 >>282043609

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>>282043115
A pro what?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:16:08 AM No.282043395

>>282043069 (OP)
It looks like there should be a dick on the left.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:20:51 AM No.282043481 >>282043498

>>282043069 (OP)
Boobs too big. Why draw her as a hag?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:21:35 AM No.282043498

>>282043481
without boobs the baby dies.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:27:21 AM No.282043609

>>282043173
Sow

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:31:33 AM No.282043683 >>282043937 >>282044675 >>282044719 >>282044927 >>282045438

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I moan so much when I fap to hebes.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:44:55 AM No.282043937

>>282043683
post a vocaroo

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 1:54:16 AM No.282044100 >>282044362

>>282043069 (OP)
She wouldn't be able to dress like that with me, not because I'd forbid it but because she would have so many hickeys and bite marks on her neck, shoulders and clavicles.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:03:42 AM No.282044327

>>282043069 (OP)
She looks so fragile, she needs a sandwich.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:05:02 AM No.282044362

>>282044100
I would just hope she doesn't bruise easily.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:18:53 AM No.282044675

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>>282043683
nice

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:21:02 AM No.282044719

>>282043683
post a vocaroo

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:33:00 AM No.282044927

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>>282043683
uhhh based?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:39:58 AM No.282045054 >>282045482

>>282043069 (OP)
But I train in the art of explosions every day.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 2:46:35 AM No.282045183

>>282043069 (OP)
She'll be losing to my dick long before it ever comes to fighting.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:00:46 AM No.282045438 >>282046025 >>282046177 >>282046935

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>>282043683
Same. My roommate has to keep coming in and telling me to quiet down and I don't even hear him open the door with how loudly I'm moaning.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:02:57 AM No.282045482 >>282045595 >>282045622

>>282045054
post your best explosion then, fag

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:08:48 AM No.282045595

>>282045482
But I'd get banned if I do that.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:10:18 AM No.282045622

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>>282045482
Nice try

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:35:00 AM No.282046025

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>>282045438
megumin is so hot i seen her flip so many people to even whist they deny it.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:42:33 AM No.282046177 >>282046624

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>>282045438
He can't blame you though.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 3:59:19 AM No.282046473 >>282046619 >>282047349

>>282043069 (OP)
illegal in texas

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:09:07 AM No.282046619

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>>282046473
this phrase is a seal of quality now

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:09:21 AM No.282046624 >>282046663

>>282046177
Does she have a choker tanline?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:11:16 AM No.282046656 >>282046710 >>282047357

I am stroking.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:11:41 AM No.282046663

>>282046624
no, the choker is tight enough to cut off some blood flow in order to match the farmer tan all adventurers have.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:12:40 AM No.282046680

Not a single Anon on this board can overpower Megumin in a 1v1.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:14:25 AM No.282046710 >>282046733

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>>282046656
Good.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:15:56 AM No.282046733 >>282046775

>>282046710
And you're helping me.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:16:02 AM No.282046737

I move Megumin threads.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:18:09 AM No.282046775 >>282046808 >>282047235

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>>282046733
i love helping lolibros

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:20:10 AM No.282046808 >>282046851

>>282046775
Do you get excited making lolicons hard? Isn't that a bit gay?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:23:11 AM No.282046851 >>282046940

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>>282046808
Yeah i may get a little excited but that's not gay

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:27:04 AM No.282046935 >>282048612

>>282045438
I know this is more than likely a meme, but that shit wouldn't fly on either side. Roommates don't butt in when the other dude is jacking off (or in general ever just barge in) nor would one moan that loudly on purpose, you know damn well what can and can't be heard out of your room. If any of those do happen consistently well you won't stay roommates for long

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:27:11 AM No.282046940 >>282047006

>>282046851
So you don't think about the cocks that get hard because of you? And how dirty it is to use Megu to get them throb and leaky?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:30:30 AM No.282047005

>>282043069 (OP)
What if they migrated from /fit/? Think again.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:30:34 AM No.282047006 >>282047060

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>>282046940
yeah i obviously think about the sexy leaking cocks, but it's not gay if i don't do it irl

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:33:36 AM No.282047060 >>282047111

>>282047006
Hm... quite an interesting logic. I suppose I can keep complying and raping my hand with my lolicon dick for her and you, then.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:36:04 AM No.282047111 >>282047212

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>>282047060
Nothing would make me happier, look how fuckable and lickable her body is.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:40:31 AM No.282047212 >>282047262

>>282047111
I am. Your eagerness and her imagery is helping building so much cream.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:42:13 AM No.282047235 >>282047262

>>282046775
I want to sniff that butt.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:43:45 AM No.282047262 >>282047298

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>>282047212
Why are you describing it? I don't want to imagine how much yummy and thick pre you are making
>>282047235

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:45:12 AM No.282047287 >>282047745

Does kazuma shout "EXPLOOOOOSION!" when he cums inside megumin, and does she rate it afterwards?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:45:46 AM No.282047298 >>282047321

>>282047262
You don't want me to? I shall jerk off in silence then...

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:47:25 AM No.282047321 >>282047358

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>>282047298
>You don't want me to?
I never said i didn't like it

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:48:46 AM No.282047349

>>282046473
Not my problem.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:49:18 AM No.282047357 >>282047456

>>282046656
We found my grandpa on the floor after he finished stroking, he couldn't move the left side of his body after that.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:49:21 AM No.282047358 >>282047398

>>282047321
Good, because I am starting to imagine your own fingers wrapping around the length while you show me more Megus. It sure would make it even more hard and slicky.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:51:41 AM No.282047398 >>282047456

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>>282047358
Hey anon but i would be practically jacking you off

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 4:55:13 AM No.282047456 >>282047559

>>282047357
I am sorry.

>>282047398
It's ok. It's only ever gay if you cum while doing it. That means that even your cute erection while handling my lolicon pole and feeling its veins pulse in your palms with each of your strokes wouldn't be a problem.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:01:12 AM No.282047559 >>282047594

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>>282047456
So even if i want to smell and give a kiss to your precum coated lolicon pole i would still be straight? Glad to know

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:03:08 AM No.282047594 >>282047700

>>282047559
You'd be surprised by the amount of stuff we can do to each other and still be straight as long as you're posting a cute girl during it. You could throat me and we'd be fine, really.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:08:33 AM No.282047700 >>282047740

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>>282047594
I'm pretty sure oral sex would be kind of gay anon... At least for the one giving it.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:11:03 AM No.282047740 >>282047834

>>282047700
If I am scrolling through Megu's lewd pictures, it's more like you're jerking me off with your lips. Not really that gay, if you really think about it. I can even scratch your scalp fuck your mouth a little without big repercussions.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:11:20 AM No.282047745

>>282047287
Yes, she made him do that and he finds it completely worth it when it makes megumin cum 10 times harder

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:11:45 AM No.282047755

Highly fuckable kid, not going to lie.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:11:55 AM No.282047759 >>282047844 >>282048662

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>>282043069 (OP)
Ah shit looks like Darkness has been rubbing off on her.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:16:10 AM No.282047834 >>282047843

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>>282047740
yeah it wouldn't be gay for you, you would just be jerking off to megumin's hebe body, but leaking like an open faucet because i'm getting facefucked by an anon would be kind of gay for me

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:16:52 AM No.282047843 >>282047876

>>282047834
So it's a no-no for you...?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:16:54 AM No.282047844

>>282047759
Definitely using those in bed with Kazuma

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:18:27 AM No.282047876 >>282047970

>>282047843
https://files.catbox.moe/akm59r.png
do i have to say what i really think about it? in front of everyone?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:24:17 AM No.282047970 >>282048010

>>282047876
I want you to do it.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:26:45 AM No.282048010 >>282048070

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>>282047970
Fine...
I want to suck your creamy and musky cock while you browse all the megumin's lewds i picked earlier

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:30:58 AM No.282048070 >>282048189

>>282048010
I bet you felt good speaking your heart, huh? I know my cock leaked a lot more knowing how infatuated by it you are. It can slide much easily in your dick-milking throat when I know my faggot stretcher is appreciated like that. You can feel proud your tactic to seduce p-word cock worked so well!

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:38:53 AM No.282048189 >>282048232

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>>282048070
It did felt good... i would love to milk a needy lolicon with my slutty throat and taste every single drop of that pre

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:40:55 AM No.282048219

>>282043069 (OP)
Its been so long since i watched this show. Is the English dub good for a rewatch?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:40:58 AM No.282048222 >>282048246

>>282043069 (OP)
I lose to any fourteen year old girl

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:41:53 AM No.282048232 >>282048246

>>282048189
Do you want to go private? Or maybe a thread more fitting for that?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:42:38 AM No.282048246 >>282048265 >>282048289

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>>282048222
loose what i wonder
>>282048232
hmm what do thread do you have in mind anon?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:43:39 AM No.282048265

>>282048246
*lose

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:45:21 AM No.282048289 >>282048316

>>282048246
Maybe dft on trash? Feel free to decide.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:47:31 AM No.282048316 >>282048352 >>282049736

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>>282048289
sure, it's more hot in blue boards but i understand you don't want to get banned

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:50:19 AM No.282048352

>>282048316
I am glad you understand. I will be waiting.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:55:19 AM No.282048424 >>282048471 >>282048960

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>>282043069 (OP)
i want to marry and impregnate Yunyun

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 5:58:30 AM No.282048471

>>282048424
Me too, but I still wouldn't be her friend. I would be Megumin's friend and also fuck her like crazy and marry her and teach our kids not to be Yunyun's friends either.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:04:50 AM No.282048575

>>282043069 (OP)
nah, I'd win

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:06:38 AM No.282048595

just hit her with one of the pooping spells and you're set

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:07:33 AM No.282048610 >>282048686 >>282048701

Megumin is a demon.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:07:44 AM No.282048612

>>282046935
yes they will become husband and wife

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:08:34 AM No.282048626

>>282043069 (OP)
I only lose to Yunyun

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:11:01 AM No.282048662 >>282049049

>>282047759
Fuck off aquariogroid.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:12:10 AM No.282048683 >>282048692 >>282048761

Both Yunyun and Megumin are my wives. We all fuck in the same bed every night.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:12:25 AM No.282048686

>>282048610
Its a name she has no horns.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:12:54 AM No.282048692

>>282048683
Thank you Kazuma

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:13:06 AM No.282048701

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>>282048610
oh yeah?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:16:51 AM No.282048761

>>282048683
>marry Megumin
>Yunyun is a bonus
nice

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:24:26 AM No.282048878 >>282048968

Megumin should be so skinny that you can see her ribs and other bones when she's nude. Not anorexic but almost there. That's my fetish.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:26:59 AM No.282048913

>>282043069 (OP)
If you mean I cum while balls deep inside her, you're right. In any other instance I could take her.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:29:23 AM No.282048960

>>282048424
Yunyun would be so easy to manipulate into some freaky shit. Just act somewhat jovial around her and she'll take it in the butt in no time

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:29:39 AM No.282048966

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Megumin should be so fertile she can get pregnant with triplets just by being in the same pool as a sperm cell.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:29:44 AM No.282048968

>>282048878
I don't have a fetish for that, but I agree she shouldn't have much fat on her. I would feed her and fatten her up in exchange for sex, and enjoy her permanently stunted growth.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:30:14 AM No.282048976 >>282048989 >>282049034 >>282050838

None of you would beat her in a fight

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:31:07 AM No.282048989

>>282048976
You don't have to fight her, just offer her food in exchange for her services.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:34:26 AM No.282049034

>>282048976
>Fight
I intent to sweep her off her feet.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:35:49 AM No.282049049

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>>282048662
...what?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:44:59 AM No.282049193

>>282043069 (OP)
sauce

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:46:35 AM No.282049212 >>282049224

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She can't even win against her staff.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:47:20 AM No.282049224 >>282049241

>>282049212
You think Kazuma has her rub her pussy against her staff while he watches?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:47:34 AM No.282049229 >>282049237 >>282049255 >>282049310

megumeme a shit
darkness should have won

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:48:21 AM No.282049237

>>282049229
t. zoomer

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:48:24 AM No.282049241 >>282049252

>>282049224
I don't think he has to make her do that.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:49:25 AM No.282049252

>>282049241
Fair point, she's probably humping it every night sleeping next to him

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:49:35 AM No.282049255

>>282049229
Isn't Darkness a side bitch in the LN?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 6:53:51 AM No.282049310

>>282049229
Megumin is perfect for Kazuma. They're both giant obsessive nerds, and they get each other in a way that Aqua and Darkness have no chance of doing.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:22:47 AM No.282049652 >>282049690

Skinny hebes are my number 1 weakness.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:25:13 AM No.282049687

>>282043069 (OP)
She would always make me cum first.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:25:26 AM No.282049690 >>282050845

>>282049652
They need a pound of baby oil.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:28:11 AM No.282049736

>>282048316
That ass is perfect for hotdogging and spanking.

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 7:44:05 AM No.282049973

Any Komekkofags in the thread?

Anonymous 9/6/2025, 8:14:13 AM No.282050316

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