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Anonymous No.282043069 [Report] >>282043115 >>282043395 >>282043481 >>282044100 >>282044327 >>282045054 >>282045183 >>282046473 >>282047005 >>282047759 >>282048219 >>282048222 >>282048424 >>282048575 >>282048626 >>282048913 >>282049193 >>282049687 >>282051038 >>282051945 >>282052172 >>282052500 >>282055131 >>282056257
>Every /a/non loses to this in a fight.
Anonymous No.282043115 [Report] >>282043173
>>282043069 (OP)
>that arch
Megumin's a pro.
Anonymous No.282043173 [Report] >>282043609 >>282051500
>>282043115
A pro what?
Anonymous No.282043395 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
It looks like there should be a dick on the left.
Anonymous No.282043481 [Report] >>282043498
>>282043069 (OP)
Boobs too big. Why draw her as a hag?
Anonymous No.282043498 [Report]
>>282043481
without boobs the baby dies.
Anonymous No.282043609 [Report]
>>282043173
Sow
Anonymous No.282043683 [Report] >>282043937 >>282044675 >>282044719 >>282044927 >>282045438
I moan so much when I fap to hebes.
Anonymous No.282043937 [Report]
>>282043683
post a vocaroo
Anonymous No.282044100 [Report] >>282044362
>>282043069 (OP)
She wouldn't be able to dress like that with me, not because I'd forbid it but because she would have so many hickeys and bite marks on her neck, shoulders and clavicles.
Anonymous No.282044327 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
She looks so fragile, she needs a sandwich.
Anonymous No.282044362 [Report]
>>282044100
I would just hope she doesn't bruise easily.
Anonymous No.282044675 [Report]
>>282043683
nice
Anonymous No.282044719 [Report]
>>282043683
post a vocaroo
Anonymous No.282044927 [Report]
>>282043683
uhhh based?
Anonymous No.282045054 [Report] >>282045482
>>282043069 (OP)
But I train in the art of explosions every day.
Anonymous No.282045183 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
She'll be losing to my dick long before it ever comes to fighting.
Anonymous No.282045438 [Report] >>282046025 >>282046177 >>282046935
>>282043683
Same. My roommate has to keep coming in and telling me to quiet down and I don't even hear him open the door with how loudly I'm moaning.
Anonymous No.282045482 [Report] >>282045595 >>282045622
>>282045054
post your best explosion then, fag
Anonymous No.282045595 [Report]
>>282045482
But I'd get banned if I do that.
Anonymous No.282045622 [Report]
>>282045482
Nice try
Anonymous No.282046025 [Report]
>>282045438
megumin is so hot i seen her flip so many people to even whist they deny it.
Anonymous No.282046177 [Report] >>282046624
>>282045438
He can't blame you though.
Anonymous No.282046473 [Report] >>282046619 >>282047349
>>282043069 (OP)
illegal in texas
Anonymous No.282046619 [Report]
>>282046473
this phrase is a seal of quality now
Anonymous No.282046624 [Report] >>282046663
>>282046177
Does she have a choker tanline?
Anonymous No.282046656 [Report] >>282046710 >>282047357
I am stroking.
Anonymous No.282046663 [Report]
>>282046624
no, the choker is tight enough to cut off some blood flow in order to match the farmer tan all adventurers have.
Anonymous No.282046680 [Report]
Not a single Anon on this board can overpower Megumin in a 1v1.
Anonymous No.282046710 [Report] >>282046733
>>282046656
Good.
Anonymous No.282046733 [Report] >>282046775
>>282046710
And you're helping me.
Anonymous No.282046737 [Report]
I move Megumin threads.
Anonymous No.282046775 [Report] >>282046808 >>282047235
>>282046733
i love helping lolibros
Anonymous No.282046808 [Report] >>282046851
>>282046775
Do you get excited making lolicons hard? Isn't that a bit gay?
Anonymous No.282046851 [Report] >>282046940
>>282046808
Yeah i may get a little excited but that's not gay
Anonymous No.282046935 [Report] >>282048612 >>282055120
>>282045438
I know this is more than likely a meme, but that shit wouldn't fly on either side. Roommates don't butt in when the other dude is jacking off (or in general ever just barge in) nor would one moan that loudly on purpose, you know damn well what can and can't be heard out of your room. If any of those do happen consistently well you won't stay roommates for long
Anonymous No.282046940 [Report] >>282047006 >>282055517 >>282056089
>>282046851
So you don't think about the cocks that get hard because of you? And how dirty it is to use Megu to get them throb and leaky?
Anonymous No.282047005 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
What if they migrated from /fit/? Think again.
Anonymous No.282047006 [Report] >>282047060 >>282056089
>>282046940
yeah i obviously think about the sexy leaking cocks, but it's not gay if i don't do it irl
Anonymous No.282047060 [Report] >>282047111
>>282047006
Hm... quite an interesting logic. I suppose I can keep complying and raping my hand with my lolicon dick for her and you, then.
Anonymous No.282047111 [Report] >>282047212
>>282047060
Nothing would make me happier, look how fuckable and lickable her body is.
Anonymous No.282047212 [Report] >>282047262
>>282047111
I am. Your eagerness and her imagery is helping building so much cream.
Anonymous No.282047235 [Report] >>282047262
>>282046775
I want to sniff that butt.
Anonymous No.282047262 [Report] >>282047298
>>282047212
Why are you describing it? I don't want to imagine how much yummy and thick pre you are making
>>282047235
Anonymous No.282047287 [Report] >>282047745
Does kazuma shout "EXPLOOOOOSION!" when he cums inside megumin, and does she rate it afterwards?
Anonymous No.282047298 [Report] >>282047321
>>282047262
You don't want me to? I shall jerk off in silence then...
Anonymous No.282047321 [Report] >>282047358
>>282047298
>You don't want me to?
I never said i didn't like it
Anonymous No.282047349 [Report]
>>282046473
Not my problem.
Anonymous No.282047357 [Report] >>282047456
>>282046656
We found my grandpa on the floor after he finished stroking, he couldn't move the left side of his body after that.
Anonymous No.282047358 [Report] >>282047398
>>282047321
Good, because I am starting to imagine your own fingers wrapping around the length while you show me more Megus. It sure would make it even more hard and slicky.
Anonymous No.282047398 [Report] >>282047456
>>282047358
Hey anon but i would be practically jacking you off
Anonymous No.282047456 [Report] >>282047559
>>282047357
I am sorry.

>>282047398
It's ok. It's only ever gay if you cum while doing it. That means that even your cute erection while handling my lolicon pole and feeling its veins pulse in your palms with each of your strokes wouldn't be a problem.
Anonymous No.282047559 [Report] >>282047594
>>282047456
So even if i want to smell and give a kiss to your precum coated lolicon pole i would still be straight? Glad to know
Anonymous No.282047594 [Report] >>282047700 >>282056089
>>282047559
You'd be surprised by the amount of stuff we can do to each other and still be straight as long as you're posting a cute girl during it. You could throat me and we'd be fine, really.
Anonymous No.282047700 [Report] >>282047740 >>282056089
>>282047594
I'm pretty sure oral sex would be kind of gay anon... At least for the one giving it.
Anonymous No.282047740 [Report] >>282047834
>>282047700
If I am scrolling through Megu's lewd pictures, it's more like you're jerking me off with your lips. Not really that gay, if you really think about it. I can even scratch your scalp fuck your mouth a little without big repercussions.
Anonymous No.282047745 [Report]
>>282047287
Yes, she made him do that and he finds it completely worth it when it makes megumin cum 10 times harder
Anonymous No.282047755 [Report]
Highly fuckable kid, not going to lie.
Anonymous No.282047759 [Report] >>282047844 >>282048662
>>282043069 (OP)
Ah shit looks like Darkness has been rubbing off on her.
Anonymous No.282047834 [Report] >>282047843
>>282047740
yeah it wouldn't be gay for you, you would just be jerking off to megumin's hebe body, but leaking like an open faucet because i'm getting facefucked by an anon would be kind of gay for me
Anonymous No.282047843 [Report] >>282047876
>>282047834
So it's a no-no for you...?
Anonymous No.282047844 [Report]
>>282047759
Definitely using those in bed with Kazuma
Anonymous No.282047876 [Report] >>282047970
>>282047843
https://files.catbox.moe/akm59r.png
do i have to say what i really think about it? in front of everyone?
Anonymous No.282047970 [Report] >>282048010
>>282047876
I want you to do it.
Anonymous No.282048010 [Report] >>282048070
>>282047970
Fine...
I want to suck your creamy and musky cock while you browse all the megumin's lewds i picked earlier
Anonymous No.282048070 [Report] >>282048189 >>282056089
>>282048010
I bet you felt good speaking your heart, huh? I know my cock leaked a lot more knowing how infatuated by it you are. It can slide much easily in your dick-milking throat when I know my faggot stretcher is appreciated like that. You can feel proud your tactic to seduce p-word cock worked so well!
Anonymous No.282048189 [Report] >>282048232
>>282048070
It did felt good... i would love to milk a needy lolicon with my slutty throat and taste every single drop of that pre
Anonymous No.282048219 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
Its been so long since i watched this show. Is the English dub good for a rewatch?
Anonymous No.282048222 [Report] >>282048246
>>282043069 (OP)
I lose to any fourteen year old girl
Anonymous No.282048232 [Report] >>282048246
>>282048189
Do you want to go private? Or maybe a thread more fitting for that?
Anonymous No.282048246 [Report] >>282048265 >>282048289
>>282048222
loose what i wonder
>>282048232
hmm what do thread do you have in mind anon?
Anonymous No.282048265 [Report]
>>282048246
*lose
Anonymous No.282048289 [Report] >>282048316
>>282048246
Maybe dft on trash? Feel free to decide.
Anonymous No.282048316 [Report] >>282048352 >>282049736
>>282048289
sure, it's more hot in blue boards but i understand you don't want to get banned
Anonymous No.282048352 [Report]
>>282048316
I am glad you understand. I will be waiting.
Anonymous No.282048424 [Report] >>282048471 >>282048960 >>282053876
>>282043069 (OP)
i want to marry and impregnate Yunyun
Anonymous No.282048471 [Report]
>>282048424
Me too, but I still wouldn't be her friend. I would be Megumin's friend and also fuck her like crazy and marry her and teach our kids not to be Yunyun's friends either.
Anonymous No.282048575 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
nah, I'd win
Anonymous No.282048595 [Report]
just hit her with one of the pooping spells and you're set
Anonymous No.282048610 [Report] >>282048686 >>282048701
Megumin is a demon.
Anonymous No.282048612 [Report]
>>282046935
yes they will become husband and wife
Anonymous No.282048626 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
I only lose to Yunyun
Anonymous No.282048662 [Report] >>282049049
>>282047759
Fuck off aquariogroid.
Anonymous No.282048683 [Report] >>282048692 >>282048761
Both Yunyun and Megumin are my wives. We all fuck in the same bed every night.
Anonymous No.282048686 [Report]
>>282048610
Its a name she has no horns.
Anonymous No.282048692 [Report]
>>282048683
Thank you Kazuma
Anonymous No.282048701 [Report] >>282053453
>>282048610
oh yeah?
Anonymous No.282048761 [Report]
>>282048683
>marry Megumin
>Yunyun is a bonus
nice
Anonymous No.282048878 [Report] >>282048968
Megumin should be so skinny that you can see her ribs and other bones when she's nude. Not anorexic but almost there. That's my fetish.
Anonymous No.282048913 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
If you mean I cum while balls deep inside her, you're right. In any other instance I could take her.
Anonymous No.282048960 [Report]
>>282048424
Yunyun would be so easy to manipulate into some freaky shit. Just act somewhat jovial around her and she'll take it in the butt in no time
Anonymous No.282048966 [Report] >>282051577
Megumin should be so fertile she can get pregnant with triplets just by being in the same pool as a sperm cell.
Anonymous No.282048968 [Report]
>>282048878
I don't have a fetish for that, but I agree she shouldn't have much fat on her. I would feed her and fatten her up in exchange for sex, and enjoy her permanently stunted growth.
Anonymous No.282048976 [Report] >>282048989 >>282049034 >>282050838
None of you would beat her in a fight
Anonymous No.282048989 [Report]
>>282048976
You don't have to fight her, just offer her food in exchange for her services.
Anonymous No.282049034 [Report]
>>282048976
>Fight
I intent to sweep her off her feet.
Anonymous No.282049049 [Report]
>>282048662
...what?
Anonymous No.282049193 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
sauce
Anonymous No.282049212 [Report] >>282049224
She can't even win against her staff.
Anonymous No.282049224 [Report] >>282049241
>>282049212
You think Kazuma has her rub her pussy against her staff while he watches?
Anonymous No.282049229 [Report] >>282049237 >>282049255 >>282049310
megumeme a shit
darkness should have won
Anonymous No.282049237 [Report]
>>282049229
t. zoomer
Anonymous No.282049241 [Report] >>282049252
>>282049224
I don't think he has to make her do that.
Anonymous No.282049252 [Report]
>>282049241
Fair point, she's probably humping it every night sleeping next to him
Anonymous No.282049255 [Report]
>>282049229
Isn't Darkness a side bitch in the LN?
Anonymous No.282049310 [Report]
>>282049229
Megumin is perfect for Kazuma. They're both giant obsessive nerds, and they get each other in a way that Aqua and Darkness have no chance of doing.
Anonymous No.282049652 [Report] >>282049690
Skinny hebes are my number 1 weakness.
Anonymous No.282049687 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
She would always make me cum first.
Anonymous No.282049690 [Report] >>282050845
>>282049652
They need a pound of baby oil.
Anonymous No.282049736 [Report]
>>282048316
That ass is perfect for hotdogging and spanking.
Anonymous No.282049973 [Report]
Any Komekkofags in the thread?
Anonymous No.282050316 [Report]
cute Yunyun butt
Anonymous No.282050565 [Report]
We need to go bigger
Anonymous No.282050822 [Report]
Megumin makes me feel certain feelings.
Anonymous No.282050838 [Report]
>>282048976
I think I could.
Anonymous No.282050845 [Report] >>282050852
>>282049690
DIDDY NO
Anonymous No.282050852 [Report]
>>282050845
BLUD. but seriously i would impregnate a loli waifu.
Anonymous No.282051038 [Report] >>282051681 >>282051888
>>282043069 (OP)
Thought the OP image looked familiar but apparently I don't have it in my folder. Could use a source.
Anonymous No.282051500 [Report]
>>282043173
A pro stitute
Anonymous No.282051577 [Report] >>282051674
>>282048966
In that case, I wonder what happens if I dump a liter of sperm into her
Anonymous No.282051674 [Report]
>>282051577
Only one way to find out.
Anonymous No.282051681 [Report]
>>282051038
I gotta know that sauce it's hot
Anonymous No.282051847 [Report] >>282051868 >>282051883
I wish I had her confidence.
Anonymous No.282051868 [Report]
>>282051847
its chuuni
Anonymous No.282051883 [Report] >>282051925
>>282051847
But she's a dork.
Anonymous No.282051888 [Report]
>>282051038
Me on the right
Anonymous No.282051925 [Report] >>282051932
>>282051883
Dork wife
Anonymous No.282051932 [Report]
>>282051925
A fair deal.
Anonymous No.282051945 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
where is this image from? it keeps getting posted
Anonymous No.282052009 [Report]
>cute girl
>anons can't share her pics without being fucking gay and doing erp
Anonymous No.282052172 [Report] >>282053825
>>282043069 (OP)
>DFC
>exposed shoulders
>nape
My duck wins
Anonymous No.282052237 [Report]
>read through Megumeme thread
>two fagfags actually having imageboard sex
Do not want
Anonymous No.282052403 [Report] >>282052639 >>282053709
>read through Megumeme thread
>two fagfags actually having imageboard sex
Why did these fags stop wtf am I going to jerk off to now?
Anonymous No.282052500 [Report] >>282062996
>>282043069 (OP)
>>Every /a/non loses to this in a fight.
Problem solved
Anonymous No.282052622 [Report]
Imagine Megumin kicking you in the face with her bare feet
Anonymous No.282052639 [Report]
>>282052403
Try Megumin...?
Anonymous No.282052673 [Report] >>282052806
Her red eyes are so cool.
Anonymous No.282052776 [Report]
Lots of artists get banned because of Megumin
Anonymous No.282052806 [Report]
>>282052673
She's so much cooler and more powerful than any of us
Anonymous No.282052835 [Report]
Worst megumin thread ever.
Anonymous No.282052897 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iObGCudG6gg
>Main character calls girl pretty
>She thanks him for the compliment
>it's not melodramatic, just nonchalant

Why aren't other anime like this?
Anonymous No.282053453 [Report] >>282054745
>>282048701
Anonymous No.282053709 [Report]
>>282052403
Anon, I'd have just joined in if I wanted to. I'm just here for exposed Megu clavicles and such.
Anonymous No.282053825 [Report]
>>282052172
Quack
Anonymous No.282053876 [Report]
>>282048424
>saves the thread from faggotry
Yunyun based as always!
Anonymous No.282054745 [Report]
>>282053453
wait a second, could it be...?
Anonymous No.282054905 [Report] >>282055050 >>282055074
Can't believe despite this being a harem filled with princesses, busty blonde bombshells, and literal goddesses the chuuni loli ends up winning.
What does she have that the others don't?
Anonymous No.282055050 [Report]
>>282054905
it's more about what she lacks, if you catch my meaning
Anonymous No.282055074 [Report]
>>282054905
Megumin epitomizes what Konosuba's appeal is. Out of the "worst" girls surrounding the protagonist, she is the worst.

>No one wants her in their party. Aqua made Kazuma blush and call her pretty in his mind, same with Darkness, not for Megumin. Megumin is such a scumbag, she had to blackmail her way into the party unlike the other two.
>She is the most psychotic character in the series, willingly about to let her own little sister die just to save up on Explosion points, until Yunyun came to the rescue.
>She bullies the most innocent character in the cast. (Yunyun is younger than Wiz and isn't a demon general, so she's still more innocent than who Aqua bullies)
>She willingly kills off ecosystems and puts innocent lives on danger for fun. Even when a powerful demon confronts a town threatening them, Megumin still confessed she was the exploder just because she revels in her own destruction that much. Yunyun struggles with killing innocent creatures, but Megumin, as shown in her spin-off series, has no trouble murdering cute critters for fun.
>Megumin is a consistent thief, arsonist, killer, psychopath but everyone carries her on their back when she's tired. She's not even useful enough to go in enclosed dungeons because her magic doesn't work there. Aqua is able to hold a stable Goddess job for a long time, unlike her who isn't wanted in parties. Aqua has offensive and ressurection and healing magic and buffing magic, Megumin is just a living nuke who is mentally unstable.

Despite being the worst girl, she still has the best character development. Eventually she allows Kazuma to get rid of her Explosion dream if it meant he would suffer and die less. The most heartwarming and meaningful scene in the franchise. And on top of that, Megumin is very open about appreciating her friends. She openly praises Kazuma and cares about him throughout the series, more than the other two girls.
Anonymous No.282055100 [Report]
comical thread
Anonymous No.282055120 [Report] >>282055139
>>282046935
they're ERPing you fucking newfag
Anonymous No.282055131 [Report] >>282055287
>>282043069 (OP)
I'd like to lose to a girl on purpose, yes.
Anonymous No.282055139 [Report] >>282055156 >>282055194
>>282055120
you mean you don't moan into your roomates ears while jerking off?
Anonymous No.282055156 [Report]
>>282055139
maybe he is some shit roommate
Anonymous No.282055194 [Report]
>>282055139
i just plap mine whenever she (male) starts jerking off. the lil bitch won't wear a cage because "their skin is too sensitive". what a fag.
Anonymous No.282055204 [Report] >>282055236 >>282055419
Yuns
Anonymous No.282055236 [Report] >>282055260 >>282055270
>>282055204
You mean megus.
Anonymous No.282055260 [Report] >>282055330
>>282055236
Tits too big
Anonymous No.282055270 [Report] >>282055330 >>282055419
>>282055236
no, I mean YUNS
Anonymous No.282055287 [Report] >>282055311 >>282055377
>>282055131
You wouldn't prefer to lose despite trying your best?
Anonymous No.282055311 [Report]
>>282055287
I suppose I can try my best sometimes.
Anonymous No.282055330 [Report] >>282055356
>>282055260
You might be right.
>>282055270
But that's just wrong.
Anonymous No.282055356 [Report] >>282055419
>>282055330
there's nothing wrong with YunYun
Anonymous No.282055377 [Report] >>282056110
>>282055287
Isn't trying your hardest but still losing to a hebe the best feeling ever?
Anonymous No.282055419 [Report] >>282055488
>>282055204
>>282055270
>>282055356
YunYun is for tenderly loving and then ruthless (phychological) torture
Anonymous No.282055456 [Report] >>282055680
Anonymous No.282055488 [Report]
>>282055419
I would never torture the mother of my children
Anonymous No.282055517 [Report]
>>282046940
Think of it this way: He is just summoning people who agree with him. It's just natural to use girls as bait.
Anonymous No.282055680 [Report]
>>282055456
never
Anonymous No.282055778 [Report] >>282055802
Love her design. This is immaculate drip.
Anonymous No.282055802 [Report]
>>282055778
she doesn't need anything below the waist imo but I agree
Anonymous No.282056089 [Report] >>282056209 >>282056512
>>282047594
>>282047700
>>282048070
>>282046940
>>282047006
>thread to post cute anime girl
>some fucking gay losers cannot help but talk about their penises
God I hate you /trash/fags so much, literally no-one wants to read your faggot loner fantasies.
Why do you do this on blue boards, does it feel "naughtier" to do it where you're not meant to? Why don't you grow some actual balls and just skip ahead to actual public indecent exposure, so you can get jailed and we won't have to read your embarassing shit on here again? Sincerely, fuck off
Anonymous No.282056110 [Report]
>>282055377
Describe "losing"
Anonymous No.282056209 [Report]
>>282056089
Don't be racist against zoomers.
Anonymous No.282056224 [Report]
Crazy to think I've masturbated to Megumin for a decade.
Anonymous No.282056257 [Report]
>>282043069 (OP)
She beats me every night. It's her damn stamina.
Anonymous No.282056512 [Report] >>282056552
>>282056089
Erp is /a/ culture newfag, we existed before /trash/ was even created
Anonymous No.282056552 [Report]
>>282056512
>2013 newfag
Sorry you're only a oldfag pre 1985
Anonymous No.282056718 [Report]
you are only an oldfag if you made another /a/non cum sorry i didn't make the rules
Anonymous No.282056789 [Report] >>282057187 >>282057207 >>282058143 >>282058355 >>282060909
Would you court Megumin until she's ready for an intimate relationship or just drag her into the forest while she's out of mana and go to pound town?
Anonymous No.282057187 [Report]
>>282056789
Megumin is for doing cool chuuni poses while I take high resolution 32k photos of her with her eyes excitedly glowing. Crimson Demons just seem like great fun to hang out with.
Anonymous No.282057207 [Report]
>>282056789
seems like she's asking for it if she's continuously putting herself in a position where she's completely unable to physically resist anything alone with you all the time
I think the thought would've crossed her mind at least once after which she chooses to keep doing it
Anonymous No.282058143 [Report]
>>282056789
I would rail her every chance I could and soak with her while we're just hanging out.
Anonymous No.282058355 [Report]
>>282056789
If you do the first one for 5 minutes then you get all the benefits of the second with none of the downsides.
Anonymous No.282059599 [Report]
I love being a hebephile.
Anonymous No.282060741 [Report]
*Blocks your path*
Anonymous No.282060909 [Report]
>>282056789
Go to pound town until we become an intimate relationship.
Anonymous No.282062996 [Report]
>>282052500
She is enjoying every minute of that