>>282049642 (OP) >>282050198 >Kanna pull that up this instant, I have to show you this. Apparently there's a study going around about how dragons from the Order faction are about fifty times more likely to be overweight, now I'm no scientist, I'm a maid! But you have to understand, you know, for those pigs in the Order faction it's a scary situation! Especially if your name happens to be Elma, then you're statistically more inclined to be a billion times as fat as Chaos dragons like myself! >Do you hear that Kobayashi? I know you're listening to this! Don't associate with those fat and stupid dragons from the Order faction, the only thing they can order is an extra side of cake! >*lights a joint with her fire breath*