Thread 282056722

What point did you start to hate a character?

I really begun to hate Aqua when she thought it was ok to laugh at a guy for having a small penis.

>>282056722 (OP)
>ZOMG SHE LAUGHED INSTEAD OF GETTING EMBARRRASSED! SHES GOT SUCH HECKIN AMAZING DECONSTRUCTIONIST WRITING
I hate anime fans so much.

women find flaccid penises cute and my femboy gf always plays with mine and gets annoyed when it gets hard while she's squishing it

>>282056891
does she have other femboy friends ;_;

>>282056851
>t. smaller dick than OP

>>282056993
It's most likely OP same fagging

i heard small penises were a sign of nobility

>>282056722 (OP)
I always wonder with things like this, what percentage of posters were actually serious? Was it genuinely a horde of anons getting offended or just a bunch of memers and a few dicklets who thought they were part of something bigger?

>>282056891
Kill yourself

>>282057170
I'm the emperor

>>282056722 (OP)
What's worse, to have a honest small penis or to be a grower?

>>282057170
>>282057798

>>282057170
This is true, and you should also tie it up so the head does not show out of the foreskin while in public

>>282057278
>what percentage of posters were actually serious
higher than you'd think, small penis size is a big source of insecurity

>>282057836
says trap with 10inch monster cock

I hate mio because she's a no fun allowed bitch while the rest of the club just wants to hang out and have snacks also she's a violent ape that hits ritsu

>>282057877
I wish all the girls were like Mio, maybe keion could've actually been a fun band anime instead of some daycare show for lonely people

>>282058005
good news bro it is a fun band anime

>>282057868
You seek what you don't have

>>282057865
Found the foid. Kys

>>282056722 (OP)
How can you hate aqua. She's literally too stupid to be mad at.

>>282058856
that's what makes her aggravating. you can't attack her stupidity because it's on par with a pet making a mess in your house. it's the ultimate frustration.

>>282058935
Just accept her stupidity as a given. Getting mad at her for being dumb is like getting mad at water for being wet. All you can do is remember to pack an umbrella

>>282057278
Every person that reposts that image is a small peepee anon that likes to be reminded of that fact.
t. expert

it's been 20 years, get over it

>>282060144
Never

>>282056722 (OP)
I wish I had a woman in my life who makes fun of my small penis...

>>282056722 (OP)
I have a small penis and found this scene great. Aqua and Kazuma are the whole show, it's never as good as when they're talking shit.

>>282056722 (OP)
>hate anime girl for funny joke of her laughing at small dick.
>don't realize he is saying he has it small.
Bravo OP!!! Bravo!!
The only thing i find it laughable is nukitashi because having it huge is like having a key to any pussy but they make it sound like that's evil.

kek he is still assblasted after all this time...

>>282056722 (OP)
What's the episode OP? I don't want to go through all this trash anime to find this scene.

lol OP has a small dick

Weird way to talk about your micro penis OP. I didn't really need to know about your personal insecurities.

Elle est moqueuse

>>282056722 (OP)
Got fed up of megumin some time before S2 and started to appreciate Aqua instead.

>>282062835
I don't know what OP pretends since no one cares about his micro penis yet what make>>282062835
s it funny is that after all those years he is still assblasted about it.

>>282056722 (OP)
Deku having a quirk ruined any potential for MHA

>>282059381

Crack kills

>>282056891
>accidentally found himself in a gay relationship
I do not envy city slickers one bit

>>282056891
>says women.
>is in a gay relationship with mental ill.
My sides!!

>>282064982
>>282064953
>>282064919
You will never be a woman

>>282067045
What does laughing of your small thing has to do with troons.....

>>282067360
You chopped your dick off lmao

>>282056722 (OP)
I thought the joke was Megumin had written something right above Kazuma's cock?

>>282057804
I have never in my entire life met someone who said they weren't a grower.
All penises grow when they get hard, that's just how it is. Showers don't exist

>>282068472
Yeah but OP's is smol even when it's hard.

>>282064982
>>282064953
>>282064919
>>282056722 (OP)

>>282068472
I think the shower myth comes from guys with ED, who can't get fully hard. So they appear to have a really big flaccid dick but it's actually just a 10% boner

>>282057278
I mainly assume it’s usually bait to get some free sph for himself from anons.

>>282056722 (OP)
I never even saw the scene as her laughing at him for being a dick let but rather the fact he accidentally exposed himself in the first place. These posts (the originals not the copycats for youd) always felt like massive self reports

>>282056722 (OP)
Females do that. It's common among them.
Also how do you expect to even penetrate an ASS like Aqua's with a small penis?

>>282068472
Nah not true. Also the range varies. I was mathematically the biggest grower in my wresting yes it's homo erotic as fuck but it's wrestling where I am legitimately 1.25 inches soft but grow to 6.5 hard. We had a guy who consistently went from 5 inches soft to 5.5 inches hard

>>282056722 (OP)
I hated her, Megumi and darkness for having so much screen time, like Darwin's law never works on them, just how much of retardation you need to consume in order to quit watching this

>>282070417
>like Darwin's law never works on them
Because they aren't weak retard. They are just retarded/wierd. Darkness is a top tier paladin she's just a freak sexual deviant. Aqua is a fucking goddess and more powerful than everyone in the setting she's just... Retarded. Megameme is the closest to incompetent but having a once a day delete button is not bad by any means

>>282070663
That's what make's the show so ass, if they were gone it would have been 100 times better

>>282056722 (OP)
>Woman laugh at man for something they can't control
Most realistic woman in anime.

>>282071224
If the main cast was a different cast it would be a different fucking show
>Hurr durr exactly
No retard

>>282068219
I'm not the one hating anime girls because they mocked your small thing.

>>282064919
Am I the only anon that finds this scene really arousing? Something about being pinned to the ground by a fully clothed strong giant women laughing at my penis size seems hot af. I'm 5.5 inches so I'm not tiny either. I might have an sph fetish

>>282057278
Too many. Just look at the fucking shitshow that happened in korea with the emoji. There were thousands of butthurt koreans that petitioned to get that emoji banned because it was insulting. So yeah, it's dicklet rage and ragebaiters fueling these threads. Hell I might even get banned for posting the emoji here, i got like 4 three day bans the times i posted them in solo leveling threads.

>>282072894
Wtf are you even taking about? I said it's their character retardation that drops this show quality considering how screen time they are given

>>282070663
Never specifically said they were weak they just have traits that make them look dumb and cringe

>>282057278
>something bigger
hehe

>>282073450
small and circumcised what a cruel combination

>>282073675
Well that's kind of the point. They're really powerful but use their powers in an extremely retarded way. It is a comedy after all.

>>282056722 (OP)
OP... look at the bright side there exist anime girls who like your micro dick.

>>282073710
>It is a comedy after all
I found most of it cringe worthy especially the parts where they were in

>>282073450
I got a month ban for posting it with no text while season 2 was airing

>>282073650
And without their retardation they would be completely different characters

>>282056891
Your father would be disappointed if he didn't kill himself when you were 7

>>282056891
That's one of the weirdest comments I've ever gotten from a girl when she said "i've never seen it this small before" and put it in her mouth to feel it grow. But that was an actual woman, not some troon.

>>282074402
This but her asshole I would be in prison still if we weren't both extremely drunk and convinced the police it was consensual

The thing that women don't understand is that there's a difference between being flaccid and being hard

>>282056722 (OP)
i thought she laughed because of circumcision

>>282062776
Woman author? That name doesn't imply female to me, maybe I'm wrong.
I'd be surprised to find out Konosuba was written by a woman. Very surprised.

>>282068472
>>282069115
No way.
Growers are absolutely a thing.
Think about it as a range. A cold flaccid penis can look like a borderline micropenis but be within or above the average range according to those charts/studies or whatever that present the data.
If you think about it in terms of percentage increase in length(or volume), there's absolutely a ton of variability between men.
Growers and showers are very much a real thing.
I'm not gay, but surely some gay anons here who have lots of experience can corroborate this info.

>>282070343
Correct. There is a huge range and variability of growth when you think of it in terms of percentages.
It actually sucks to have a technically slightly above average cock, but be deep in the grower curve.
Take a shower with a woman and it's like
>uhh...
but by the time you get to bed it's like
>oh...that's not so bad
Women in general don't know much about cocks, so you can unjustifiably be thought of as having a small dick when you don't(or even among men, not that it matters as much), if one ever only sees the flaccid version and not get to the point where you have an actual erection.

>>282075859
Nah I love being a huge grower. It's like a magic trick and I like to pretend I'm mining blowing it up like a balloon

>>282056722 (OP)
OP confirmed to have a small dick

>>282075756
>according to those charts/studies or whatever that present the data
you're probably right but if you've read data about this and remember it then I know for a fact you have a micro penis

>>282076002
I have and mine is big. I would guess actually that pretty every man has looked up dick size stats at some point and noted where he ranks.

>>282075915
Yeah, when you're in a position like shower to bed, then it's not so bad.
But I had a friends(actually a friend, not me his experience put the fear into me) where one winter the girl put her hands down his pants in the middle of winter, and then went off say he had a small dick. Did he actually? I have no idea, but I know for sure getting a cold hand down your pants in winter isn't going to tell you shit about it.
It's just the injustice that pisses me off. If someone has a small dick or a big dick then whatever. But if it's going to be a 'thing' there should at least be some truth to it.
Even people in this thread who are presumably men don't believe in growers, which is kinda ridiculous and shows how ignorant people can be able it.
Ultimately now I don't give a fuck, but when I was younger I thought it was really annoying to the point where I would weigh the risk vs reward of possibly having what happened to my friend happen to me when it came to situations with girls and avoiding them.
Stupid looking back on it, but I guess I'm a bit autistic about truth.

>>282056722 (OP)
All the characters on Konosuba are unlikable. Thats the point. At least the main cast in particular.

>>282076150
That's literally just Aqua. The gag is that she's a goddess but is actually a retarded bitch. On the other hand the joke with Kazuma is that other characters act like he's a worthless shitbag but he's actually pretty competent and decent.

>>282076079
Nope most just bang the girl and nothing else.

>>282076116
So the girl saw your micro shit and told everyone, at least you could hhave gone battle mode but i guess it was too much for faggot mutt to do that.

>>282076116
If you meant erection is normally dependant on genetics
>asian 4 to 8 cms
>white 3 cms
>black 6 to 8 cms
>spanish 3 to 5 cms
I don't know about growers or care since seems something a woman or troon will say.
My flacid dick is 20 cms and trust me you get traumatized by sex if all the girls scream and cry because her oussy was almost destroyed.

>>282077920
No. What happened is exactly as written. It didn't happen to me. But it made me think twice and hesitate about a lot of encounters after seeing what happened to him despite technically having an above average cock by a decent amount length wise at least(I don't remember what the average girth is and I don't think I ever did anything but just measured length with a ruler).
I don't really care either way, especially at this point. I mean this is when we we're all kids and a very long time ago.
I actually had the opposite experience of him when was at the age where you'd get random boners in class. I got called up to pick up a paper from the front of class and was sitting with a group of girls and got caught at the wrong time and was wearing jeans.
They gossiped and described it much more generously than I would have personally and it was embarrassing, but pretty funny still. But ofc I actually had a boner at the time so it's not a problem, it's flaccid risk that would be the issue. It's silly looking back at it now though of course.
But it's still interesting that people don't believe that growers are a real thing. Or that it's not semi-common knowledge at least.

>>282076116
You could have handled that with the U word.
“Yeah my dick was small that day, cause she was so ugly.”
Shitter shatters foids every time.
The U word is like the N word tier nuclear option for foids, but if she’s talking shit about your dick I’d say it’s fair game.

>>282078943
It literally wasn't me, I know it sounds like it was with saying 'friend', but it actually happened to a friend of mine.
It was just something that opened my eyes to how people perceive dicks when I was younger.

>>282078943
Also she was pretty ugly and I wouldn't be surprised if he did say that. We weren't very close friends at that point.

>>282056722 (OP)
Kek based Aqua putting him in his place. Small penis "men" need to be forcibly sissified and forced to become femboy ehoes.

>>282056891
I like femboys and wish I were one, but
>femboy gf
is an oxymoron. Sorry to burst your bubble. You meant trans by chance?

>>282078004
that larp is crazy work

>>282079333
>timestamp and digits