Thread 282065891

I am not exaggerating when i say this, I genuinely believe Kanbaru Suruga is the hottest, most sexiest, most breedable anime girl ever designed in the history of all anime.
No other anime girl has ever given me such primal lust that Kanbaru has given. Every single aspect of her toned flexible body and her energetic tomboy personality is specifically crafted to allure men into a state of pure carnality. You have to be a absolute fruitcake if you didn't want to impregnate this finely sculpted incarnation of sexual desire.

>>282065891 (OP)
TRVK

>>282065891 (OP)
i wouldn't say no but there's like dozens others i'd prefer

>>282065891 (OP)
good for you anon

>>282065891 (OP)
I believe you to be sincere and I’m in general agreement with you, but let me offer an actual hot take to pay back genuine feelings.

The anime actually does a pretty bad job of depicting how exceedingly sexy she is and she’s given much lamer fanservice than most of the other girls. Much like that one gag with Araragi about her being a normal pervert rather than truly extreme, she’s given a good form and shown off to the viewer but that’s it. Karen’s scenes are a good point of comparison since they share a tomboy aspect, and I don’t think Kanbaru gets a scene that’s as erotic as Karen coming in after her run and stripping. We might also think of something like Crab and Cat in the shower, or even Cat with Araragi in the equipment warehouse.

>>282066475
I assume she has hotter scenes in the novels then. Do you know which books has her being the most lewd?

>>282066895
I’m not talking about the contents of the scenes so much as the way they’re depicted. She does some hot exhibitionist stuff but is her stripping and posing ever as erotic as Karen’s sweaty stripping masterpiece? I think they left a lot of potential on the table despite how hot Kanbaru is in what we do see.

I think her appearance varies in terms of attactiveness more than some of the other Monogatari girls. I think how she looks in Shinobu Mail is the best version. Her personality also varies in how much I like it too. So overall I don't think she would be my favorite Monogatari girl, let along girl from anime in general.

Another Karen comparison is the infamous crotch shot when she squats down, now try to think about the most explicit spats service we get from Kanbaru

>>282065891 (OP)
based

>>282065891 (OP)
Not exactly, but she certainly comes very close.

>>282066895
Wtf GODDESS

>>282066475
Don't just say equipment warehouse!

>>282065891 (OP)
You forgot to mention she's also a pervert who walks around showing her underwear for everyone to see, makes her 10 times sexier.

>>282069336
Sorry, I bit my tongue

>>282065891 (OP)
She is up there that's for sure. The character is what pushes it over the edge since it's like she carries almost no annoying feminine traits.

>>282069149
I'd pound that ass in a prone bone like you wouldn't believe

>>282069656
No, that was on purpose.

>>282065891 (OP)
I know. She and Shinobu are my favorite girls, then the cat

Almost too perfect

>>282065891 (OP)
The yuri character

>>282065891 (OP)
Who would be the best potential girlfriend? Who would be the shittiest girlfriend?
Monkey-Crab-Snake-Bat-Cat-Snail-Slug-Bee or the rest? How do the girls rank and what would monkey be like as a girlfriend?

>>282070301
I equipped

>>282070456
>>282070070
She’s the avatar of the annoying feminine mess. Her brushes with the arm are entirely driven by petty envy and the urge to lash out at the offenders, reinforced by her attempt to flirt with Araragi to get him to abandon Senjougahara before they even get to Oshino. When she goes up against Rouka it’s because her mindset pisses Kanbaru off rather than because there’s a matter of right and wrong or harm and defense at stake, it’s all about Kanbaru’s selfish lesbian emotions. Being imperfect is central to her character.

>>282070563
1.Monkey
2.Snail
3.Snake (2 and 3 are switch-able)
4.Bat
5.Doll
6.Bee
7.Crab
8.Cat (7 and 8 are switch-able)
9.Bird
?.Math and Dark (extreme potential for both to go near the top but you just can't tell)

I have a sex drive again

>>282070825
Why do you like monkey? What do you imagine she'd be like as a girlfriend?

>>282070740
She recognizes her pettiness and struggle with self discipline very early on. She is one of the characters that required the least amount of help to resolve the issue. Most of what she does for her Senjou fascination is self sabotage since nobody seriously aiming for seduction lays out their plan in such a stupid way. She wasn't hard with Rouka at all and it was never a point of right or wrong anyway.

>>282070958
Not him but she exudes a primal female energy out of her despite her not looking "traditionally feminine"
It's a kind of energy that goes to the Unga Bunga part of my brain and makes me want to have 10 kids with her

>>282070563
For GF potential specifically
Monkey>Crab>Cat>Bat>Bird>Snake>Bee>Doll>Snail
I think an easy way to attack the issue is to look at who can plan a date and who you could introduce to your parents. Snail is right out because you can’t show a ghost off. We know Crab can ace dates. Kanbaru is a long term sports club girl so she’s clearly a team player. She’s also so adorable your parents would fall in love with her too. Your mom might be in danger. Doll is a dead body, unfortunately.

>>282071028
nta but I agree, I can only define her as...breedable.

>>282070958
Autonomous but always down to spend time together. She likes games and physical activities both. Sex is probably both hot and hilarious. Very open to talk to about anything without being judgmental. Won't pressure you if you need help but very dependable to be there for you if you request help. She just seems like a girl that can love you for who you are so she makes you feel safe.

>>282071105
What about Bat?

>>282071148
A great option who has a mixed track record of date planning.

>>282065891 (OP)
>is voiced by Sawashiro Miyuki
>is best girl
Sawashiro strikes again!

>>282067066
I am entranced by the possibility of Monkey x Vamp threesome
You know Suruga is down for it

>>282071581
I associate her voice with the landlady from Hidamari Sketch so hearing some of the stuff Kanbaru says in her voice was a weird experience at first.

>>282071127
>>282071028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7QHmgXa4Mo

>>282071656
Her standout role to me has always been the dullahan from DRRR
Also Perrine

>>282071609
Suruga talks a lot but she's a chicken like Koyomi.

>>282071705
>Also Perrine
Damn, somehow never noticed that was her. She sounds pretty different from Kanbaru and the landlady. She also plays a few more characters I never noticed her as. Like Mami from Hidamari Sketch as well.

>>282065891 (OP)
not my business, not my problem

>>282071656
I think Kanbaru is really close to her normal voice.

>>282071810
fig.1 Suruga talking big game

>>282071849
see >>282061391

I want her to wake me up super early and drag me outside to exercise

>>282071928
Going jogging with Kanbaru
Falling slightly behind Kanbaru
Staring at Kanbaru's spats-clad ass for the rest of the jog for motivation

>>282065891 (OP)
I respect this opinion, though I am a Batman myself.

>>282071955
Picking up Kanbaru's exhausted body from the crossroads and loading her into your car
Molesting her while she's too tired to move

>>282071928
I don't think she's the dragging type. She will make it a tempting offer though.

>>282071928
I want Kanbaru to wake me up to heavy, exhausting, sweaty morning sex!

>>282072044
Look at that tummy!

>Sawashiro
For me it’s Hakaze from Zetsuen no Tempest

Kanbaru, I like you. I want to invite you over to my house to fuck my sisters.

>>282072111
3 confirmed virgins. Such a pure image.

>>282072190
>hand her my imoutos on a silver platter
>Suruga spills her spaghetti and doesn't try anything
>they just sleep together chastefully

>>282065891 (OP)
Monkey!

>>282072239
Are 2.5D monkeys allowed?

>>282065891 (OP)
Not even the hottest, most sexiest, most breedable anime girl voiced by Sawashiro.

>>282072211
The mystery of the missing panties though. Who knows what kind of game made them that tired.

>>282072258
Oh yeah? Name your top 3.

>>282072252
No that one is terrible cosplay

>>282072252
I'd vote no

>>282072252
Only cool cosplays should be allowed.

>>282072333
That's a big snail

>>282072333
Gigga Snail

>>282065891 (OP)
Too bad she's voiced by such a shitty VA
hate her voice

>>282072271
>>282072258
NTA but I’m going to guess Bishamon, Celty, and Seri

>>282072394
>>282072258
Not anime but also Ciri from TW3.
And Raiden/Acheron

>>282065891 (OP)
Nah, snek superiority. She's far more loyal and erotic than monkey (or any other girl) could ever hope to be!

>>282072333
>May I interest you in some love for the low price of 298 yen?

>>282072528
>>282070825
I rank Snek very high myself so I won't argue. But Monkey is the life for me.

>>282072190
Karen and Tsukihi both have boyfriends though. Surely they have been deflowered.

>>282072622
Snake would give you the best fuck of your life. I definitely love her and feel she's the best wife.

>>282072650
>both have boyfriends
*Araragi body pillows

>>282072659
Nadeko would be a dead fish. I imagine that would still be good but probably not the best.

>>282072659
Weird how Monkey and Snake kinda got along. She was the only one that didn't love having to kill during her Kaminadeko phase.

>>282072650
One complained about getting her first kiss stolen and the other one was prepared to give up her virginity to meet Suruga. The boyfriends are decorative.

>>282072489
Huh. Didn't know she was JP Ciri. That fits.

>>282072737
I think Bee and Monkey should get along.

>>282072717
Nah, if anything a shame I can't post the animation, she's a beast in bed.

>>282072823
They obviously do from what we see during Hana.

>>282072717
They are somewhat similar in their wicked streaks. Kanbaru mauls Araragi in a fit of jealousy before Nadeko even enters the story. Kanbaru is also the one that tells Shinobu to go see the first servant even if it is a betrayal of Araragi and might lead her to change her mind because he deserves a real goodbye (he’s in the situation she was with Araragi and Senjougahara).

>>282072874
Unrequited love ties them together (plus best girl Kaiki)

>>282072394
0/3, impressive
>>282072271
Iwasawa, Busujima, Mint

>>282072489
Incest sex with Ciri

Realistically, how do you get out of this situation?

>>282073456
whip your dick out and helicopter it.

>>282073456
You hit on the ugly friend to create infighting.

great thread full of scholars and gentlemen
as unbelievably sexy as she is, i think my favorite thing about her is her voice

>>282073569
You're in luck, this is also a Sawashiro appreciation thread

>>282073569
I particularly like the way she says "Araragi-senpai".

Monkey is well-educated in world affairs

>>282073599
>>282073569
I’m enjoying her depressed sextective this season

>>282073671
She reads the paper every morning searching for articles to make sure she didn't assault anyone.

>>282073683
Yea shes really doing some top tier acting in that show right now, a real range of emotions from that character

>>282073683
Anko is a high point of Yofukashi for sure.

>>282073456
>you'll never be attacked by a flock of JKs
bros...

>>282073944
>flock
I'm gonna assume that's the technical term from now on

>>282073944
>>282073963
I can't help but imagine a flock of flying JKs swooping in like seagulls and attacking shotas

>>282073963
by the way, before anyone else calls it, dibs on freckles

>>282073858
I would mount and do her

Sex with monky 3 times a day

>>282071955
falling slightly behind on purpose so you can stare at her butt

>>282073990
I just want Higasa

Kinda shitty that no one draws *monogatari doujin anymore

>>282074740
Agreed, its all Granblue now. It makes me sad

>>282075068
>there's a slightly parallel universe where Kanbaru is the MC and is fighting off all the gatari haremettes with a stick

>>282065891 (OP)
she's hotter in the novels desu

>>282075565
How so? Can't imagine her making me any harder

Sculpted Greek goddess

>>282065891 (OP)
Was sad to find out she got less screentime in the anime than in the novels

>>282075979
Her voice is better there

>>282071105
>dates
man, I'll never have a relationship
I don't want to deal with dates

>>282076946
She is like a rare treat in the anime, along with Bee.

straddling her butt until she acquires a big gape

>>282079148
召し上がれ!

>>282065891 (OP)
Baby’s first tomboy and the author made her a dyke because he’s a faggot that got mind broken by western politics
Kyouko is better

>>282079818
Sayaka > Kyouko

Also, Bee > Monkey. I think I have a type.

>>282076223
Can't spell Kanbaru without 神