Thread 282146172

What if Konata was an otaku in the 2020's? Do you'd thing she'd have the money to spend on vidya and buyfag? What anime do you'd think she'd be into?

>>282146172 (OP)
>Do you'd thing she'd have the money to spend on vidya and buyfag?
In this economy? LOL!!!!

>>282146172 (OP)
Konata would be at my house every night after school so we could watch ruri rocks together and after that we might play some Vidya and have snacks

>>282146172 (OP)
She would be into vtub*rs sadly.

>>282146282
She is into vtubers in the spin-off

>>282146172 (OP)
She would be playing gacha while watching vtubers in second screen.

>>282146172 (OP)
All ur Konatas r belong to us!

>>282146282
naturally, vtubers are otaku culture

>>282146172 (OP)
>horse girls
>fat bastards with motion capture suits talking in high-pitched voices for donations
>pachinko mobile apps
>3D printing guns
>Frozen sing-a-longs
>NTR doujin addiction
>$35 rainbow milk coffees
>brainrot tiktoks
>westernized censorslop series
>akihabara no longer a thing
I hate the 2020s otaku scene so fucking much. Nu-Konata would be insufferable.

>>282147352
3D PIGGU DISGUSTINGU!

>>282149640
>>akihabara no longer a thing
wait what

>>282149640
>>akihabara no longer a thing
this is a blatant lie

>>282147352
Eww, of course not.

>>282146172 (OP)
>>282146533
Why does Konata feel more like a cat than most cat girls?

>>282146172 (OP)
She might be doing silly anime inspired dances on tiktok, and possibly have a few secret lewd accounts where she posts pics.

>>282152313
>secret

>>282149640
There's a sizeable percentage of otaku who are the "anime was better in the past" type.
I retain my belief that she would be that type.
Konata is wonderful and she's not wonderful solely as a result of the time period she was created in. I have faith that she would be a positive person / element even in today's environment.

>>282149640
Feels good being a DragonCHAD and not participating in this newfaggot shit.

>>282152706
>dbs

>>282146282
>>282146172 (OP)
>>282152573
>>282149640
today i will remind them

>>282153338
I hate the future.

>>282147352
crummy tubers posioning the soul of young otaku.
Sad to see.

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata.

>>282146282
>sadly
?

>>282155251
Your cosplay is kind of cute.

>>282155251
eh i have seen anons go no homo for less girly cosplays

>>282146172 (OP)
Definitely not.

>>282155251
The Konata cosplayer and the Kaneda cosplayer should fuck

>>282155251
I would.

>>282152508
Damn so Konata would do that on her main accounts?

>>282153770
to be fair, metokur likes vtbuers

>>282146172 (OP)
Konata is now in her mid 30s, single, virgin and loves V-tubers.